The first of God-knows how many there will be, depends on how long I'm obsessed with the Mr. Men & Little Miss.
This one is focused on a Happy x Grumpy pairing. I'unno if you could call it Yaoi, but yeah.. /
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My reflection blinked back at me as I realized I held a steaming cup of coffee in my hand. "Creamer?" asked a deep, slightly coarse voice. I looked away from my caffeine & into the eyes of ... my neighbor? I covered my shock with a soft smile & a "Please". Apparently tickled pink, he asked me "So how was your day?"
This isn't right.
I quickly began to panic, what was I doing here?
"Happy, Happy what's wrong?"
I stared down at my beverage & realized I was sweating so much that it was dripping into the cup. I felt lightheaded, & closed my eyes.
Thump
In a mess of fabric, I struggled to win my sight back. "Honey? Honey?" It was Sunshine. "Oh, Honey! You fell out of bed! That's the third time this week." she observed worriedly. I simply groaned in response, pulling the covors off my head. "I'm fine dear."
"Nightmare?" I peered at her round, perplexed face.
I shook my head, "No. Just an odd dream 'tis all." I reaasured her, crawling back into bed with the blanket in tow. I made myself comfterble & close my eyes.
"What was it about?"
I sighed happily as normal, "nothing important dear"
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The bright sunlight shone in my eyes, I wasn't ready to wake up so I turned away from the illumination.
Wait a second, The sun?
I pondered the presence of sunlight for a moment, then frantically flipped towards my alarm clock. The bright red numbers read Ten Thirty.
"Ten THIRTY?!" I screeched, tumbling out of bed, "I'm late for work!" I dashed for the bathroom, quickly throwing together my hair & brushing my teeth; I didn't bother to do much else. As I drew my normal outfit together, I reflected on the strange, and slightly shocking, dream I had last night. Mr. Grumpy? But why? He's a fine neighbor, but he seems to detest me quite a bit. Always annoyed, negative, and somewhat self-absorbed....
It suddenly felt as if someone had punched me in the stomach.
No. I'm not like that.
I quickly dressed myself & hurried out the door.
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Colliding with the service desk, I met Little Miss Calamity's lighthearted face. "Hi Mr. Happy! You look tired, not enough sleep?" she smiled. I sighed as she handed me a clipboard, "Weird dream, nothing to worry over." I flashed my popular smile & looked down at the clipboard. As I searched for my patinet's name, my face flushed.
Mr. Grumpy
I quickly tread towards his waiting room, and tried to sound as confident as possible as I greeted him. "Hello Mr. Grumpy!" I smiled widely, "What can I do for you today?"
Grumpy, of course, sighed in aggrovation, "Mr. Tickle was at it again & I fell into a ditch. I think I broke something." he explained, pointing at his left side. I could feel my face begin to warm
If he broke something, that means I have to examine him, which means I have to undress him..! I clutched myself, surprised by the sudden anxiety I felt at the thought of examining him.
"Uhm, I'll be right back." I almost dashed out of the room with horror & exhaled nervously. "Miss Calamity!" I yelled out, "Could you take care of Mr. Grumpy?" I asked, with slight pleading in my voice. "Oh sure Mr. Happy!" she waved from her quarters, I scurried over & we traded clipboards. I sighed in pure relif, "Somethin' wrong Mr. Happy?" she kept her voice low. I smiled, "I'm fine Miss Calamity, don't worry."
She made a puzzled face, "If you say so.."
As Miss Calamity took over Mr. Grumpy's case, I looked down at my fresh clipboard, "Mr. Messy...something stuck in his.." I read the final word & surpressed my laughter.
"His rectum" I grinned. I could tell this would be a fun day.
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I yawned & stretched as I tossed my clothes into the corner of my, now that I think about it, horridly bright bathroom. Today I felt especially grateful that most of Dillydale's citizens are careful creatures & that the population of my hometown is small. Though I suddenly felt bad I was incapable of caring for one specific patient: Grumpy. I sighed & stepped into the hot shower that had so paitiently awaited me as I began to reflect on my day.
But as hard as I tried, I could hardly think about my day.
I squeezed some shampoo onto my hand & slowly worked it into my hair, but I suddenly noticed that the more I tried to think about my day, the more I thought about him, and the more rigorous & panicked my lathering became. I gasped & paused all movement; what was wrong with me today?! It's just Grumpy. No big deal. I sighed & positioned my head underneath the showerhead, & pretended as if the suds were all my worries, and let them wash away.
But it didn't work this time.
Sunshine wasn't home yet, so I simply dripped dryed as I walked around my home, it was more comfterble that way. I stepped out of the bathroom & looked out my bedroom window.
"Good golly, what is wrong with me.."
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Three soft taps graced my door as I found myself sitting in my living room, waiting for something. I looked down at myself & was suddenly stupefied; A little black DRESS?! A bit wobbly, I raced to answer the door in what I realized, were high-heeled shoes. When I touched the doorknob I realized this was a dream, but what kind of dream is this?!
I opened the door & was flabbergasted. Standing tall in a dashing, white suit accompanied by a black Borsalino hat was Mr. Grumpy. "Hello" he smiled softly.
I gasped, horrified & overjoyed at the same time. I grabbed my chest & immediately wondered where the joy came from; was it part of the dream, or was it me? "Are you ready, dear?" he asked with his hand outstretched.
Dear..?
I began to sweat bullets as I back away, falling twice because of the damn pumps I wore. I placed my back to the wall & I felt myself slide into a fit of psychosis. It felt as if everything was reeling, but nothing was moving & my heart beat a million times per every gruesome minute I was stuck inside my own head. Anxiety twinkled in Grumpy's eyes as he made a mad dash towards me.
"Oh my God, are you ok?!" he almost sobbed, making a barrier with his arms around me. A million thoughs raced through my head, but only one came out of my sniveling existence. "What's wrong with me..?" I blubbled, bringing my arms closer to my heaving chest. Grumpy touched my face lovingly, "Nothing's wrong with you." he whispered, "What makes you think such an awful thing?" All time stopped as he tilted his head, and planted a soft kiss on my lips.
I bolted up from my pillow, drenched in sweat & panicked. I felt every inch of my face & even pinched my nose a few times. I looked over to my left; Sunshine still slept peacefully, for that I was thankful. I looked to my right; my clock read "Three Twenty-two".
I grit my teeth & scratched my head riggorusly out of frustration, "Ah jeez.." I almost laughed, "This is getting stranger & stranger". I unbuttoned my pajama-top & went on an excavation in my clothing drawrer for a fresh shirt.
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Lalalalalalala! :D Worst thing I've ever written.