Author's Note: this is my first story. Well, technically it's not so much a story as it is a list. My friend Werewolf luver246 and I are teaming up and writing this story (list, whatever) together. I just wanted it on my profile because I have no stories. I also need her to teach me how to put the stories online. It can be confusing! That's all.
DISCLAIMER: Sadly, neither the twilight series nor any of its characters are mine. Nor are they Shelbey's (Werewolfluver246)
Ten Ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1.) Drive his Volvo into the nearest lake
2.) Pour any sort of slimy and stinky human food (I recommend anchovies) over his head while he isn't looking
3.) Tell him Bella has been having a secret affair with Mike and they want to invite him to their wedding next month
4.) Introduce him to THE SKUNK (A/N: must read Skunked! by Werewolfluver246)
5.) think perverted thoughts every time he comes into the same room as u
6.) Sing any of Barney's songs at the top of your lungs everytime you see him (get Alice to join in)
7.) give a bunch of random Fork's girls his address and tell them he's madly in love with them
8.) smash his piano into hundreds of itsy bitsy pieces. Make sure it's unfixable.
9.) tell him Jacob's turned gay and has a mad crush on him (this will also annoy Werewolf luver246)
10.) tell him that Bella is moving to Yuma, Arizona (A/N: I looked it up and this is officially the sunniest place in the world)
A/N: If u have suggestions for characters to do or what could annoy them please review. We would love to hear ur thoughts! (that sounds so teacher-y, but wat-ev) metaphorical cookies for all who review! :D