here's another story for you to enjoy... and p.s. i don't own psych or anyhting else :D

oh and if you haven't read Now Hiring then you might get confused about my OC so... you might want to read that just to get an idea about her... or not its up to you :D


Big & Small

"Dude. Look at him."

"We know, Shawn."

"But dude. Look how…"

"Big?" Andy supplied.

"Huge?" Gus offered.

"Giant?"

"Enormous?"

"Massive?"

"Gargantuan?"

"Ginormous?"

"Uh, Andy? 'Ginormous' isn't a word."

"Says who?"

"The dictionary."

"That thing doesn't know anything."

"Guys!" Shawn whisper-yelled.

"Sorry."

"Yeah, sorry."

"Any ideas on how we're gonna get in?" Gus asked.

"Nope, nothing yet," the fake psychic replied.

"Ooh! I have an idea!" Andy said, as she sprung out of their hiding spot and ran across the street.

"Andy!" Shawn whispered.

Turning around she mouthed Just watch to the still hidden duo. She sauntered up to the man they had been watching. Unable to hear what they were saying, Shawn and Gus just sat in their bush waiting.

"Dude, look how small she is compared to him."

"Shawn, I thought we established that he was jacked."

"Well yeah, but just look at the two of them next to each other."

Suddenly Andy screamed, startling the guys in the bush. The next thing they knew, the guy was sprinting down the street, flailing his arms, and screaming like a girl. Shawn and Gus went over to their partner.

"What did you do?" Gus asked, astounded.

"Nothing, I swear. I tried telling him who my uncle was but that didn't work cause apparently Uncle Carlton was the one who ordered him to stand there."

"Why'd you scream?" Shawn questioned.

"He had a spider on his head," she replied, nonchalantly shrugging her shoulders.

"Really?"

"Looked like it. Of course, it could've just have been his terrible haircut," she said with a grin.

"Oh, you're evil," Gus said. Shawn just smiled and held up his fist. The three fist-bumped and went inside.

"What happens when he realizes there isn't a spider?"

"Gus, don't be a silly sunflower. He'll be halfway to LA before he notices that," Andy said with a laugh. "Plus, I'm pretty sure we'll be gone by then. Right Shawn?"

"As long as I get what I came for…" the fake psychic said determinately. "Hi! I'll have the extra-large, French vanilla, caramel caffelatte… oh and a small pineapple Danish… to go," he said with a smile.


A/N: so i hope you liked chapter one leave a review and ill give you a virtual pineapple :D