Let me get this straight: I'm Tess, not KaRen P. I only type and own this so I shall think about continue posting this story depending on reviews. If it is unlikely to be good enough, I'll take it down *bow*

For detailed reasons (for those curious cats), you can check the bottom part

Disclaimer: I'm only the typer and the "legal" owner of this fanfiction, KaRen wrote it and Crypton owns Vocaloid.

Full summary:

Contradict to what fans think, Rin and Len aren't twins but only mirror images. The real twin here is Rin and Rinto. Little did they know, Rin's music partner aka Len is the co-leader of a twincest FC. All the other Vocaloids are surprisingly fangirls/fanboys too. Along with Miku, they plan on playing match-making. Lenka was created for part of their scheme.

So, what happen next when Len fall in love ?

Story happened before Vocaloid "debut" but we made them 15.

Chapter 1: Kagamine Len / Co-leader

I hate being called Rin's twin.

Today we had another video to shoot, and guess what ? I have to sing a romantic duet with that tsundere ! Master just loved paring us and kept ranting about how perfect we synchronize. That was an undeniable fact, yet is he blind ?

It was not as if I don't like working with her. When I first met her at the audition, she was kind of okay, not to mention quite cute. Her full name used to be Kagane Rin, but ever since entering Vocaloid, her name changed to Kagamine, so as to be like mine, Kagamine Len. She has shiny blonde hair, big blue orbs and to top it all a huge white bow. It made her look like a bunny haha.

Skip her appearance, what I want to tell you is about her attitude and who I'd prefer to be her partner. Here's the case:

Rin has an identical brother, the exact reason why Master paired us together and tried to make us twin. Rinto is in theory the male version of Rin, minus her bow, her feminine features and there you go, a dude named Rinto. He couldn't sing well, however, and didn't make it through the next round. Master then made Rin and I the second generation of Vocaloid 2.

After the hearing the audition results, Rin's face turned from "I want to be your best friend" to "I'll kill you so my brother can join". She became very aggressive, turning angry for no reason and tend to destroy things…A LOT ! I was still luckier than Kaito I must say, he got ran over by her big fat roda-roda almost everyday. Poor guy.

Anyway, Rin was always grumpy and very judging towards me, except when I brought her oranges. We haven't make our debut yet but we started recording songs and shooting videos already. During these practices she couldn't stop ordering me, as if she was a real princess (she was once actually, but only in mothy's Daughter of Evil). I would have totally kicked her in the ass (A/N: excuse his language) if she wasn't having a twin complex. Then it all stopped 2 weeks ago, when someone rang our doorbell.

Rinto made it in. He wasn't strong enough to be an official, but Master decided to make him Rin's gender-bender.

This came next: "Toto-niiiiiiiiii" and "Bunny-chan~" filled the air. Worst nick-names of the decade. However I found that exceptionally tempting, for the fact that I *whisper* like twincest. I'm still a bit uncomfortable seeing your partner clinging onto her twin from time to time but hey, she switched back to "loli-Rin", she was no longer demanding and even better, I have a twincest live show for free !

THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED ! Then have identical blonde babies named after me. Yay for twincest !

We also live in the same house now. Their rooms are right across mine. At least they got separate rooms or I swear I'd die of blood loss. If you had the chance to witness the situation, you'd see what I see everyday: they act lovey-dovey with each other, giving small pecks on the forehead, cheeks and sometimes near the lips.

You can't imagine how much money I spent on tissue and notebooks for fanfiction. I even form a twincest fan club online, having 5 members already.

I was staring at my laptop reading some twincest fanfiction (again) when a message suddenly popped out at the screen bottom.

1 New IM

Predictable, it was an email from my fierce co-leader, whose ID was . I'm sure you can guess her real identity…

Dear members,

As the leader of TFC, I have a "little" announcement to make:

I've decided to change our club name, Twincest Fan Club sounds way too obvious. I'm planning to change it into Forbidden Fruits, FF for short.

I now declare our official first target: A lovely pair of twin named Rin and Rinto "Kagamine". They're currently living with me and Mr. Imnolongershota. They have already have a TOO good twin relationship and only need a tiny push to make it twincest *drool*

Upon discussing the above, I want to meet all of you tonight at the Vocaloid mansion, 23 Cryton St. Text me when you arrive to avoid suspicions from our target and remember to use the backdoor.

I'm looking forward to meeting all of you.

Love,

P/s: Anyone knows my friend Mayu and Tei, they're really sweet, loyal and are ready to give you the most thrilling feeling of your life if you don't show up at the meeting. So better set up a reminder neh ~ ?

No wonder why Master let Miku be "the Diva". She sure sounded scary, bringing Mayu and Tei along sure gave me shivers. In fact, Miku was the one luring me into a twincest "fanboy". Who would guess such a bubbly girl could be so dark inside, and so evil ? Plus, this whole twincest is freakingly addicting, it's like a pandemic !

Still, great news she got there, I've been waiting for it for centuries. It would be our first offline and the first stage of Miku and I's brilliant masterplan.

Here's the part where I explain why I'll cancel this if I don't see potential in posting it:

If you read the other fic in this account – The Stylist, you may know about my bet with the actual author (who's currently grounded so I'm using this account). She would let me OWN this fic meaning: she can't post it on this website, may be our forum in VN but not in English if her fic got 20 reviews by the 5th chapter. She lost the bet so this fiction technically belongs to me and I decided to test it here.

In the end, if you want me to continue typing this, review, or else I'll simply keep it for myself as a gift *smile* I'm a selfish bitch I know ~

Probably the last update from this account until October, I don't think I can help KaRen on her first fic.

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