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Here's the story
Once Upon a Time, Professor Snape was sitting in his room on his computer. He was chatting with his cyber buddy, an AIM bot named SMARTESTCHILD.
eMOsnAPE: open your legs OOOOOOOOOH.
SmartestChild: Open my legs?
eMOsnAPE: are you horny?
SmartestChild: Um.. I think so..
eMOsnAPE: OH SHUT UP AND FUCK ME.
SmartestChild: Oh Shut up and fuck you? I'm attracted to machines only.
eMOsnAPE: SCREW YOU.
SmartestChild: Screw me?
Meanwhile, Harry was sitting his room and suddenly his pants started jumping and he started getting uncontrolled erections. So then, he saw his imaginary friend PIXIE.
"Come over Pixie," Said Harry.
"What do you have in mind?" Pixie asked.
"Let's do the horny thing!!" Said Harry.
In no time, Harry started humping Pixie on the ceiling. He started screaming in pleasure when Ron walked in.
"OH BLOODY HELL!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HUMPING THE CEILING?!"