Before I start the story, I want to point out a few things:
I don't own sonic or pokemon.
JK! That's it.
Chapter 1: A Idiotic Beginning.
Sonic woke up in the middle of nowhere.
He looked around, only white for miles. Sonic shouted, hoping that he'd get a response, but only got a echo in return.
"HELLO, I'M PROF. OAK!"
Sonic jumped, and turned around and saw a old man that looked around his 70's.
"What the hell?! When did you ge..."
"THIS WORLD IS INHABITED WITH POKEMON, SOME USE THEM AS PETS, OTHERS USE THEM FOR FIGHTING.
"Pokémon!? Are you drunk!?"
"NOW, ARE YOU A BOY, OR A GIRL?
"Really, you can't notice that? I'm Blue, so, what do you THINK?
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
"Holy mother of Mobius, I'm a BOY dammit!
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"YES!"
"NOW, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
Finally! A decent question. Sonic thought. " My name is Sonic the Hedgehog! But you can just call me sonic."
"ARE YOU SURE, SONIC?"
"YES! My name is Sonic!
Then, all of a sudden, a shadow appeared.
Actually, Shadow appeared.
"MEET YOUR RIVAL! YOU TWO HAVE BEEN RIVALS SINCE YOU WERE BABY'S! NOW, err, umm, what was his name again?"
Sonic was going to say "shadow" but he felt a bit, Mischievous.
Shadow Dickface was going to object, but he disappeared before he could say anything.
"Now, Sonic, it is time to start your new journey as a 10 year old!"
"Actually, I'm 17.
"10"
"17"
"10"
"17"
Repeat the last 2 sentences a 100 times.
"FINE! I'm 10! Are you happy!"
But he never head a response, since he blacked out.