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Travel Diary of Blaise Zambini and Ginny Weasely
On their elopement
Composed by Hermione Granger, Witness
Aka Maid of honor
Aka Bridesmaid
Aka Ginny's best friend.
Hi Ginny, Blaise this is my wedding present to you both sooo much more exiting than a normal wedding present isn't it? Since you are both to lazy to keep an account of your elopement I Hermione Granger shall do it for you! It's so sweet that you're getting married even though your parents don't see eye to eye about the 'muggle issue'. I guess that's why you guys are eloping (to Italy woot woot ) I love the whole Romeo and Juliet thing you guys got goin on. You are late, late, late I'm here all alone and I don't even know who or where the best man is! 'Drake' huh I don't like that name it reminds me of a ferret I knew a while back at Hogwarts. Where are you! Man that guy over there would be really hot if he would stop shouting into his cell phone what's your problem dude we're going to Italy! Chill. Wait a sec that's the same guy that snorted at me because I bought all that water! In this months shape it said that if you drink plenty fluids on the plane you don't get jetlag. And if we crash in the desert I won't run out. You know most dead people found in the desert still have water in their canteens and are too worried about preserving it they don't drink enough to survive. So if we crash you're getting nothing from me mister. Nada, nothing. Oh god I hope you guys are just late and aren't lying in the twisted wreckage of your taxi. Ok shouldn't have said that.
Ok cell phone guy has stopped shouting and is now furiously typing into his laptop. Don't get your panties on a bunch. Wait he doesn't look like the pantie wearing type boxers maybe or jockeys. I can't give this to Ginny and Blaise now with all the random musings about some guy's underwear (I think boxers definitely.)
Laptop Time. E-mails:
From: DracoMdailyp.wizz
To: BlaiseZdailyp.wizz (A/n might not put at signs in and note E-mails are not real!)
Sub: Where the hell are you?
You are both extremely late. I am pissed. I'm at the gate and I still can't see you. Maybe you thought sense and didn't show? Forget it your not a leave em' at the alter type. There's some weird girl staring at me. She is a psycho she must have bought at least 7 bottles of water at the duty free shop, I was going to point out that there's water on the plane but she was giving me the death stare for snorting, I was trying to stop myself laughing. Hurry up I want to kiss the bride.
Travel Diary of ----------------------------------Hermione Granger
Oh my god cell-phone guy is Drake! whp is actualy DracoMalfoyShit, I'm screwed.
I hope you think its ok it's my first real fanfic, p.s it will be updated as often as poss.
Onie xox
