special thanks to roosterteeth for giving me the idea for this story!
garfield was awakened by his alram clock.
"I hate alram clocks." Garfield said. Then John came into his room.
"Hello Garfield," John said, "It sure is a beautiful monday morning!"
"I hate mondays," said Garfield.
Garfield went into the living room. That was when Odie crossed paths with him. Odie barked happily at Garfielf.
"but most importantly of all I HATE DOGS" said Garfield. Odie turned around and started wagging his tail in the cats face. Garfielf slapped the dog as if to shoo him off. Then odie farted in garfields face.
"I REALLY HATE DOGS!" Garfield said as he covered his nose. But odie was just beginning. lumps of faeces dispensed from his anus, and Garfield backed away in shock before barfing violently.
"YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES IT IM DONE THATS THE LAST STRAW IVE HAD IT WITH YOU ODIE!" Garfield screams. He picked up odies poo and fed it back to the dog through its mouth. As Odie barfed heavily trying to get the taste of dung out of his mouth, Garfiled ran into the kitchen and got a knife from the drawer. He returned to his never friend and shoved the knife into Odies throat. He was dead.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Garfield laughed, "Now to kill all the dogs on the whole planet." Garfielf ran out the front door swinging two knifes like crazy. He saw a dog walking down the sidewalk. he killed that dog. He spotted two puppies playing in a yard. He killed those dog. He saw a jackal on a leash. He killed that dog.
Sweeping through the neighborhood, Garfiled killed any dog that stood in his way, bulldogs, terriers, dachshunds, dobermans you name it. Then Garfield came to the grocery store.
Garfield went inside the grocery store and went to the aisle with the raisins. He took the raisins and put them into the dog food in the pets aisle. He laughed witnessing all the dogs dying from poisoned food.
Then he was caught by the store manager.
"Can I have lasagna?" asked Garfield.
In the courtroom the judge banged his hammer. "As punishment for committing a race crime and slaying millions of innocent dogs, you are sentenced to death by electrocution." He banged his hammer again.
Garfiled was put in an electric chair and was fried . The end.