Not Another One of These

By Tricycle

Notes: Okay, so this is clichéd to the xxxtreme! But everybody loves these kind of fics! I know I do. They never get old.

Pairing: SasuNaru, because everybody loves SasuNaru.

SPACING!

"Ah, Sasuke!" Naruto yelled. "It's everywhere! Eww, it's so sticky..."He made a face as he fingered the substance on his thigh.

"Don't tell me you've never seen that before, stupid," Sasuke replied cooly, attempting to clean himself off.

Naruto made a face. Of course he had. Every night, in fact. But he always hated the feeling of the sticky liquid all over his skin. "Don't call me stupid, asshole! You're the one who always wants to do it!"

"I am not..." Sasuke said, knowing full well he was.

"Liar! You can't go to bed without doing it. You're a sick weirdo."

Sasuke bristled at the insult. "Why don't you start cleaning it up instead of complaining all the time, dumb idiot?"

Naruto grabbed some tissues, not because Sasuke said so, but because he couldn't stand the stuff drying and getting all crusty on his skin anymore. "I'm not an idiot! It's just that this is so gross."

An irritated Sasuke took some tissues from the box and began wiping himself off as well. "Quit making such a big deal out of everything." It was just a bodily fluid. God, Naruto was just so annoying sometimes.

When he was done, Naruto tossed the tissues in a corner. He observed, "Kakashi-sensei will be so pissed that we did it on his futon..."

Sasuke nodded his head in rare agreement as he surveyed their teacher's sheets. "Maybe he won't notice." He wasn't dumb enough to believe that, though. The now-crusty substance stained a rather large corner of Kakashi's futon. He flipped it over, hoping that would make the spot less noticeable.

"Man, we are going to be in such huge shit," Naruto stared at the blanket in dismay. He turned to Sasuke. "All because of you! I am never doing this with you again!"

"Fine, then I'll just do it alone," Sasuke replied. He knew that it would suck to do it solo, though.

Naruto picked up the slug and threw it out the window. Ever since the rainy season started, slugs have been crawling everywhere in the cabin they were currently residing in, and Sasuke had taken it upon himself to kill the little animals by sprinkling salt on them. It was grossly awesome how the mucus splurted everywhere when they died. Being a 13-year old boy, Naruto had joined him in this mission. The huge slug they had found today, though, the mucus got all over them. It was sick.