Chapter 1:A True Nightmare Enters Nightmare
A young blue-haired female wearing a revealing outfit opened her eyes and gasped at the sight she saw, it was a massive palace, surrounded by a pitch black void.
"Well, well," said a rather British voice, "what have we here?
The female looked around until she finally locked eyes with a fairly strange looking creature. It resembled a red jester, no nose, a strange mask,claws, wearing pink nail polish, black lipstick, and bore an amused grin on it's face.
"Now, now," the creature spoke once more," It's not polite to stare. What is your name, visitor?"
"I'm Meru, and you are?" the girl spoke.
"I am Reala, and what brings you to this world, Meru?" The jester asked with curiousity, as his smile grew wider, and much more creepy in Meru's opinion.
"I don't know, but are you gay?"
"Well, yes, I suppose I am quite happy about seeing a visitor with a courage ideya." Reala nodded in agreement.
"Wow. Don't you think that's just a little wierd. I mean you look pretty cool, you don't have to be homosexual, you know, unless that floats your boat. Who am I to talk, I had a dream about my friend Rose once that..."
Reala coughed loudy and interrupted her last stream of endless words. "I've come to a decision."
"What? You're going straight?"
"I dislike you quite immensley."
"Wow sorry kid, just remember the same advice I gave my friend Albert, if your gay it's okay."
"I am no mere child!" Reala thundered and clenched his fangs, "I am Reala of Nightmare, a cruel harsh lord of terror and malice. My name strikes fear into the lower levels, my mere prescence causes..."
This time Meru chose to intterupt the now ranting jester, "Wow, an ego complex too, you have real issues."
"GAHHH! Shut up!" Reala screamed, "First you imply I'm a homosexual, then you call me a child. Are all adult visitors such jerks?"
"So...your bi?"Meru asked, "Oh! one time me and a friend of mine tried to see if we could turn someone..."
"I really hate being me right now." Reala sighed.
"Aww...cheer up little guy, after all, Santa brings gifts to all the good little girls and boys."
"This is going to be a horrible fanfic." Reala groaned, as Meru began ranting about how she had once tried to convince Rose that spying on people while they were bathing, technically qualified as people watching.