CHAPTERS 1: the fight has came!

I am Lord Kickass, I have a very big sick, and many blowjobs. I am an adventurer and many richman. Maybe you are hearing of me? Oh yes, of ourse you have.

My story begins on a very tragedy day. I was sitting in my mansion, sipping a finely aged slave. Outside the weather was turbulent and dark, just like my soul. I was reading a very deep book, one of the many that i wrote about my penis. As I sed before, it is very mondo. Suddenly slave slam through door.

"Lord Kickass!" Says slave "Darth Satan has stolen your bitches!"

"OH NAY" I sTfu "WHO WILL PLEASE MY PEENER NOW?! Certainly not you, slave. Your face is unerotic. I say. Displeased

"Yes" says slave " not even my father or my fathers father or any of my lineage would put a wang in me!"

"Haha" This will not do. I musteth destroy Darth SAT and get backeth my bitches, but where is Darth? I knoweth not, but I know who know.

"I am going now slave," I frown "keep my many books and diamond clean while I am adventuring"

"Of course Lord Kickass," says slave "go, and rescue the bitches!" And so I take my sord and set off onto road of adventure.

I walk for many days and many days. I eat and sleep, and when it rain, I kill wolves for to make tent out of wolves. It is long journey.

But now I am here: the cave of the most vile evil of セクシーな男の子. I walk into the dark where there are many bats. I hear a voice

"Well well well" says voice "it is Lork Kickass. I see you coming."

"Uwaah!" Says I. He step out from dark. A big man stand, with many muscles with skull necklace and pentagrams. His face small and angry.

"Now you die" he say.

"No." I say "you will tell me whereth is Daryl Satan. Or I will must kill you."

"Or what?" He sed

"Now we will fight" I say

"I am strongest"

He strike fighting pose and raise his biggest fist.

"あなたが失うことになります" I SAYSSSSS!?

He brings down mighty fist.

"ROARING BIG STAR FIST" he say. Is use of most forbidden technique. The world shakes as he bring down his diving fist.

"no" I say. I cut him in half with my sword. He fall in half.

"IMPOSSIBLE!" Says the masked hemrit, spankin his yank in the corner

" thou weret here hole tim?!"

"Now you know what it is for half justice!" I say grimly, sheathing my sword. He explodes and I walk away.

Now i walk for Dark Satan…