Disclaimer: Simon says give me ownership of Tin Man!
Author's Note: ipads are truly distracting things, I would perhaps be writing more if I was playing with my Christmas present a bit less. Then again, I'd be playing with it less if my university admin could have got off its butt and got my documents so I could be licensed and working already. Daughterofthe1king, you're gonna hafta get a move on with that rewrite if you want to win the revised bet. Also, I can believe that of all my attempts at this game, this is the one Quality Control passed.
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Wyatt Cain really should have seen this coming…
"…says put your hand like this…"
…no matter how ridiculous it was he should have seen this coming…
"…now your hands on your head, to the side, wave them in the air…"
…no matter how much he might have protested…
"…do this, do this, do this…"
…no matter how idiotic it would appear…
"…now hold your arms like this…"
…it really was inevitable…
"…and dip at the waist…"
…because the Diocesan's name…
"Now kiss the bride!"
…was Simon.