Chapter 1: Wait a minute… who ARE you

Hi there! My name is Sean Eatme! I'm single and ready to mingle. My parents died so I can stay with a random minecraft girl cringe thing. so I started to pack up my bags to sleep over my gay friends house to bang. When I was finished it was 69 PM, but he wasn't going to be here until 666 PM so I decided to play fuck my weepee. I turned on my PC and began to decide what I want to fap to.

"Hunie Pop...Anime Blaster...Tentacle Hentai...FNAF...eh why not." I booted my browser up and typed FNAF SEXY. I clicked images and wandered around for an hour, by the time I finished I had a full set of cum on me and a stone sword to stick up my butt, when I saw a freddy like character.

I began to type in Skype and said

"HELLO ARE YOU SEXY FNAF?".

That's when I heard a voice say

"I Love You"

Wait...WHAT? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"

"Oh shut up you Bi-Sexual human, it's people like you that disgust me."

"TRIGGERED"

"That is right...now...D-, Wait a minute, Who ARE YOU!?"

I then heard a enderman scream and I blacked out, That is all I remember. I woke up at least an hour later… I had no idea what had happened but all I knew was that that freddy like character had butt raped me. I opened my eyes to see a girl about my age...but I wasn't sure… So I said

"YO YO BBY ARE YOU A TERMITE CAUSE YOU CAN EAT MY WOOD." I had a headache and it was hurting badly.

It was an hour later when the girl began to move a bit. She woke up and looked very confused. She said

"I AM A MINECRAFT ENDERMEN…. FUCK ME" She woke up and jumped up, screamed and kicked me

"KIll Me, Kill Me, Kill Me, KIll Me"

"Hey don't ask me, I saw this guy with white eyes and got butt raped, then when I woke up and a girl was on me!"

"Well, atleast it wasn't anal"

"Wait were you the pussy who screamed?"

"Y-Yea... I'm Andr...You are?"

"I'm Sean"

"Umm...what is this place?"

"Oh, this is my garage My parents also left there lamborgini here, they left me alone at the age of 13 because they don't want to go to jail for all the people I butt raped"

"Oh, I'm sorry"

It's ok...I'm gonna have to tell Kyle to cancel the sleepover… NOT HAHA SYKE I DON'T WANT TO BE CRINGE LIKE YOU"

"Oh...ok, you said your 69 right?"

"No?"

"Haha i'm older than you by one year!"

"Stfu"

"KYS"

I called Kyle at exactly 6:66 and he was already here so I came out, said

"Gtfo my girlfriend is here" I made a confusing sentence and went inside. I went upstairs to check on Andr and I could not find her.

"Andr? where are you?"

"I'm up here" she called from my room. I walked upstairs to see if she was ok to see her sitting on the floor.

"Andr, you do realize that you can masturbate in the chair"

"What is a chair?"

"You're a fucking idiot"

¨this is a chair¨ Andr sat on me

¨Oh wow! This is comfy!¨

"Oh my fucking god"

It was about 2:00 in the morning so I decided it was time for bed. Andr and I had started to get horn* so I grabbed her by the pussyand brought Andr up stairs. "Andr, you will be sleeping on me, I'll have my pants off so you get the pleasure." She nodded her head and layed ontop of me.

"Good Night."

"Night Andr.". *moans *more moans *cums *even more moans