oh god. i was avoiding this, but after reading my review (yes, review, as in plural) i suppose ill have to disregard my hate for author notes and write one myself.
i would like to be able to say that you dont have to read this horrid thing, but im afraid i cant simply because i hate twittish people who dont understand the difference between blatant satires and 8 yr old formed mary sues.
ok kiddies. this is a parody on mary sues and the way most of the fanfic authors seem to portray blaise. why? because i read all these stories involving blaise as a little side character. suprisingly enough, all of them describe her as the same thing even though none of us know if blaise is even a chick or not. she is always portrayed as some arrogant, snobby little girl and i wanted to elaborate on it just a tad. read if you want, or you can print it out and use it as birdcage lining or emergency toilet paper. but whatever you chose to do, you have to review or ill put on my shoes, tell my roomate ill be home by dinner, and go track your little asses down. im serious.
i would like to be able to say that you dont have to read this horrid thing, but im afraid i cant simply because i hate twittish people who dont understand the difference between blatant satires and 8 yr old formed mary sues.
ok kiddies. this is a parody on mary sues and the way most of the fanfic authors seem to portray blaise. why? because i read all these stories involving blaise as a little side character. suprisingly enough, all of them describe her as the same thing even though none of us know if blaise is even a chick or not. she is always portrayed as some arrogant, snobby little girl and i wanted to elaborate on it just a tad. read if you want, or you can print it out and use it as birdcage lining or emergency toilet paper. but whatever you chose to do, you have to review or ill put on my shoes, tell my roomate ill be home by dinner, and go track your little asses down. im serious.