Story by SinisterMarmalade with help from his LoveAntelope.
Disclaimer: I do not own or seek to profit materially from Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, or Dragonball Z. I have nothing but the deepest respect for these characters, their stories and their authors.
I welcome commentary, criticism, corrections and even flames from all interested parties. On with the show.
THE TROUBLE WITH SENSHI
Chapter 1: Wu Fei's Wish
Wu Fei Chang had finally done it. He had collected all seven dragonballs and was prepared to make his wish. He arranged them in a circle at the foot of a decrepit Shinto shrine.
The night around him shrouded itself with a slight fog. Chang had chosen this secluded spot to assure that the others would not interfere. Wu Fei took a deep breath and smiled softly to himself. He had struggled for a year and a half to achieve this one moment, and now he seemed unwilling to let it pass. He had planned it to the last detail, even down to the exact wording of his wish.
Chang's features took on a serious caste as he slowly stood and lifted his arms to the heavens.
"Arise eternal dragon, and grant me my wish!" Wu Fei thundered. The dragonballs began to glow, then a bright light shot from the center of the circle into the night sky. The once black velvet night became as bright as day.
'So much for keeping this a secret,' Wu Fei thought to himself. Suddenly there appeared the fiery golden form of the eternal dragon. It towered like a behemoth above him, and for the first time Wu Fei knew true fear.
"What is your wish? Be careful what you wish for, I will grant anything you desire," the dragon intoned. Wu Fei gathered his courage as he remembered this was a thing he did not only for himself but also for the sake of his clan.
"I wish for a wife who is strong, intelligent, beautiful and caring," he said with a mounting joy.
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"Flank her to the left Rei," Mina shouted over the din of panicked bystanders.
'Scratch one job,' thought Andrew as he fled the doomed video arcade.
"There is a strange energy signature radiating from Bammu's left side," commented Ami. Rei reached toward Bammu's head with an ofuda scroll. As the scroll made contact there was a bright flash of light. When the senshi looked back, Rei and Bammu were nowhere to be seen.
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"Oof," exhaled Rei as she hit the ground. Bammu hit the ground next to her. Wu Fei was a bit confused as he saw a horrible monster land next to a beautiful woman.
"I'll take the one on the left," he clarified.
The first thing Rei saw when she looked up was Bammu. She noticed the ofuda scroll was still in place keeping the monster paralysed. Rei lept to her feet and shouted "Mars...Fire...IGNITE!" Her deadly attack obliterated the monster.
Wu Fei, having watched this, decided that this was a demonstration of his wife's right to bear his children.
Rei looked down at the pile of ash that had once been Bammu. A wisp of smoke rose from the embers, then nothing. She raised her head and scanned her new surroundings. Her eyes immediately focused on an attractive young chinese boy kneeling among what looked like seven glowing beach balls. Approaching in the distance were four more young men, each one carrying a firearm. Rei took up a defensive stance.
A dangerous looking boy with short brown hair addressed her. "State your name and your reason for being here," Heero commanded as he trained his pistol on her forehead. She lept on to an old, weatherbeaten rooftop faster than the eye could follow.
"How dare you threaten Sailor Mars, the warrior of,"
"BLAM!"
Rei felt a sudden jolt of pain in her left shoulder. Spinning, she fell off the roof and into unconsciousness.
Wu Fei Chang saw Heero fire his weapon, then watched his beloved fall. With an inarticulate cry of rage Wu Fei launched himself at Heero and knocked him to the ground. "You Motherless, Fatherless, brainless, dickless, spineless, soulless, consciousless BASTARD!" screamed Wu Fei as he continuously rained down punches on Heero. "Do you know how long it took me to gather the seven dragonballs together? DO YOU!?!"
"Dragons have seven balls? Wouldn't that get in the way of flying? And why would anyone want to collect them anyway?" Duo Maxwell wondered aloud. Quatre thought about it a moment, then blushed as he realised what Duo was getting at.
Meanwhile, Trowa Barton walked over to the unconscious girl and felt for a pulse. "Wait," he shouted, "she lives!"
"Thank Allah!" exclaimed Quatre. Wu Fei got off of Heero and ran to his wife's side to check. It was true, she still breathed. For a brief moment relief flooded him, but it was quickly replaced with worry. Gently, he lifted the girl's supple frame.
'Kami-sama, she's beautiful,' he thought to himself. Then his eyes fell on her wound and he snapped back to reality. "Trowa, Quatre, run ahead and prepare the med bay!" he shouted as he hurried after them.
End chapter 1.
Disclaimer: I do not own or seek to profit materially from Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, or Dragonball Z. I have nothing but the deepest respect for these characters, their stories and their authors.
I welcome commentary, criticism, corrections and even flames from all interested parties. On with the show.
THE TROUBLE WITH SENSHI
Chapter 1: Wu Fei's Wish
Wu Fei Chang had finally done it. He had collected all seven dragonballs and was prepared to make his wish. He arranged them in a circle at the foot of a decrepit Shinto shrine.
The night around him shrouded itself with a slight fog. Chang had chosen this secluded spot to assure that the others would not interfere. Wu Fei took a deep breath and smiled softly to himself. He had struggled for a year and a half to achieve this one moment, and now he seemed unwilling to let it pass. He had planned it to the last detail, even down to the exact wording of his wish.
Chang's features took on a serious caste as he slowly stood and lifted his arms to the heavens.
"Arise eternal dragon, and grant me my wish!" Wu Fei thundered. The dragonballs began to glow, then a bright light shot from the center of the circle into the night sky. The once black velvet night became as bright as day.
'So much for keeping this a secret,' Wu Fei thought to himself. Suddenly there appeared the fiery golden form of the eternal dragon. It towered like a behemoth above him, and for the first time Wu Fei knew true fear.
"What is your wish? Be careful what you wish for, I will grant anything you desire," the dragon intoned. Wu Fei gathered his courage as he remembered this was a thing he did not only for himself but also for the sake of his clan.
"I wish for a wife who is strong, intelligent, beautiful and caring," he said with a mounting joy.
***************************************************************************************************************
"Flank her to the left Rei," Mina shouted over the din of panicked bystanders.
'Scratch one job,' thought Andrew as he fled the doomed video arcade.
"There is a strange energy signature radiating from Bammu's left side," commented Ami. Rei reached toward Bammu's head with an ofuda scroll. As the scroll made contact there was a bright flash of light. When the senshi looked back, Rei and Bammu were nowhere to be seen.
***************************************************************************************************************
"Oof," exhaled Rei as she hit the ground. Bammu hit the ground next to her. Wu Fei was a bit confused as he saw a horrible monster land next to a beautiful woman.
"I'll take the one on the left," he clarified.
The first thing Rei saw when she looked up was Bammu. She noticed the ofuda scroll was still in place keeping the monster paralysed. Rei lept to her feet and shouted "Mars...Fire...IGNITE!" Her deadly attack obliterated the monster.
Wu Fei, having watched this, decided that this was a demonstration of his wife's right to bear his children.
Rei looked down at the pile of ash that had once been Bammu. A wisp of smoke rose from the embers, then nothing. She raised her head and scanned her new surroundings. Her eyes immediately focused on an attractive young chinese boy kneeling among what looked like seven glowing beach balls. Approaching in the distance were four more young men, each one carrying a firearm. Rei took up a defensive stance.
A dangerous looking boy with short brown hair addressed her. "State your name and your reason for being here," Heero commanded as he trained his pistol on her forehead. She lept on to an old, weatherbeaten rooftop faster than the eye could follow.
"How dare you threaten Sailor Mars, the warrior of,"
"BLAM!"
Rei felt a sudden jolt of pain in her left shoulder. Spinning, she fell off the roof and into unconsciousness.
Wu Fei Chang saw Heero fire his weapon, then watched his beloved fall. With an inarticulate cry of rage Wu Fei launched himself at Heero and knocked him to the ground. "You Motherless, Fatherless, brainless, dickless, spineless, soulless, consciousless BASTARD!" screamed Wu Fei as he continuously rained down punches on Heero. "Do you know how long it took me to gather the seven dragonballs together? DO YOU!?!"
"Dragons have seven balls? Wouldn't that get in the way of flying? And why would anyone want to collect them anyway?" Duo Maxwell wondered aloud. Quatre thought about it a moment, then blushed as he realised what Duo was getting at.
Meanwhile, Trowa Barton walked over to the unconscious girl and felt for a pulse. "Wait," he shouted, "she lives!"
"Thank Allah!" exclaimed Quatre. Wu Fei got off of Heero and ran to his wife's side to check. It was true, she still breathed. For a brief moment relief flooded him, but it was quickly replaced with worry. Gently, he lifted the girl's supple frame.
'Kami-sama, she's beautiful,' he thought to himself. Then his eyes fell on her wound and he snapped back to reality. "Trowa, Quatre, run ahead and prepare the med bay!" he shouted as he hurried after them.
End chapter 1.