I am going to start off by texting Alois Trancy. Obviously set in modern times because we all have cell phones. So enjoy. Some are a little OOC but with a fic like this it's a little hard not to be. Sorry if you don't like that. If you like Alois…. I suggest you don't read this O_O
Me: Hey you! Alois! Answer the goddamn phone!
Alois: What do you want? Who is this?
Me: None of your business. Hey guess what?
Alois: What?
Me: You are attractive, but not as attractive as everyone else. You are also kind of an asshole. But it's okay because you butler, Claude, is even more of an asshole then you are so it kind of drowns it out.
Alois: Well um… Ok? I still want to know who this is. Ciel is that you?
Me: No it's not Ciel. And you know what else? Why do you wear those stupid ass thigh high boots? They make you look like an asshole.
Alois: I wear them because I like them and what I wear is none of your business.
Me: And you think that you are SOOO cool with your tongue and you're always wiggling it! No! Nobody wants to see your stupid ass tongue!
Alois: You really seem to hate me with a passion.
Me: Well there are some good things about you. Like your cool ass eyes! (But Ciel's eyes are better!)
Alois: Uh…Thanks I guess?
Me: You're welcome. Hey do you want to go have tea some time?
Alois: No thank you…My… Schedule isn't very…Flexible
Me: Whatever Douche!
Alois:
Me: Don't send me blank texts! Wait before I forget!
Alois: Oh god. What?
Me: Why do you want Ciel so bad? I hate to break it to you buddy but it's never going to happen. First of all Ciel isn't even gay, and if he was we all know that he would be with Sebastian not you!
Alois: Dream crusher! I hate you!
Me: Oh well. You're an ass. Goodbye
Alois: Go to hell bitch!