The Cast of Avatar

by bhut

Parody of the song The class of '57 by the Statler brothers.

The Cast of "Avatar"

The cast of "A:TLA" belong to Mike, Bryan, and Nickelodeon. "The class of '57" belongs to Statler Brothers. No copyright infringement is intended.

Long Feng selling used cars, Gran-Gran fixing' hair;

Hakoda runs a grocery store and Jun does not care;

Bato drives a boat for Aang and Hahn's on the make;

Pakku sells life insurance and part time real estate.

And the cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams;

We all thought we would change the world with our great show and deeds;

Or maybe we just thought the world would change to fit out needs;

The cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams.

Smellerbee is a hostess, Longshot works at the mill;

Jet leads the Freedom Fighters, and probably always will;

Kyoshis work for the city; sand benders - in lab research;

And Suki plays organ at Avatar Kyoshi's Church.

And the cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams;

But living life post season final is never like it seems;

Things get complicated when you get past the last ep;

But the cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams.

Azula runs a training camp, Mai sells Tupperware;

Ty Lee's on an insane ward and Kuei's on welfare;

Zuko took Ozai's job, and Fate – Ozai's wife;

Iroh finally retired and Ozai took his life.

Master Yu is big in cattle; Xin Fu is deep in debt;

Where admiral Zhao wound up is anybody's bet;

Katara married her bender; Toph married me;

And the cast of "Avatar" is now part of history.

And the cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams;

But living life post-season final is never like it seems;

Things get complicated when you get past the last ep;

But the cast of "Avatar" did have its dreams.