How They Do It In XIII
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Demyx: What about your computer?
Me: Don't even start with me! I'm still pissed at you for what you did!
Demyx: What did I do?
Me: What the hell dude?! It happened just yesterday!
Demyx: Shh! Don't ruin the first chapter!
Me: I thought you couldn't remember?
Demyx: Remember what?
Me: Oh My God! I'm gonna kill you!
Strangling Demyx. Then security comes and hauls me away.
Me: Let me go! I'm gonna kill him! It's my story!
Demyx: What story?
Me: AGH! Read and Review Please! Or I'll kill him!
Demyx: Hi peoples! Can I have a sandwich?(Drool)
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KH Mart
Demyx, Axel, and Vexen had the day off from the organization and they decided to do some shopping at KH Mart.
Demyx: I'm hungry!
Axel: We just ate half an hour ago.
Demyx: I'm hungry!
Axel: Shut-up Demyx.
Demyx: I'm hungry!
Axel: I Don't Care!
Vexen: Quiet you two! Now if we split up we can get everything we need quicker.
Axel: Okay, what's on the list?
Vexen: Meat, Pop, Eggs, Milk, and…
Axel: And what?
Vexen:…tampons…for Xemnas…
Axel looked at him with the most weirded out expression on his face.
Demyx: What's a tampon?
Axel: Never you mind my brainless teammate.
Demyx: Hey! Me not brainless! Me am very smart!
Axel: Oh yeah? What does D-U-M-B spell?
Demyx: It Spells Axel!
Axel begins strangling Demyx while Vexen takes his half of the list to go shopping.
Vexen:Okay first off we need meat.
Vexen walks into the frozen food section.
Vexen: (Sniff) I-its so beautiful. So much ice!
Meanwhile Axel had finished strangling Demyx and had gone to find the items on his list.
Axel: Where the hell are the eggs?
Demyx had found a cart and was now zooming down the isles in it singing "Go greased lightning!"
Axel: Demyx, What the hell are you doing?!
Demyx: I'm winning the grand prix! Wheee!
Axel: Get the hell outta that thing before we get in trouble!
Then I come down the isle I am the manager of my own made-up store because I say so.
Me: Is there a problem?
Demyx: Yes! Your carts need to be oiled they don't go mach4!
Me: They aren't supposed to go mach4!
Demyx: Then why did I install this jet turbine?!
Axel: I'm sorry, my friend here is an idiot.
Me: I'm watching you two!
Then Vexen comes around the corner wearing…oh lord.
Vexen: Now I shall destroy Xemnas and rule the organization with a meaty iron fist!
Me: WHY?! How can you treat poor deli meat that way?!
I pick up a sausage.
Me: My precious! Your gonna pay!
Vexen swats me aside with his smoked ham hand and walks up to Axel.
Vexen: Bow down fool, and maybe I'll let you live!
Axel: Ass hole! WTF are you doing you freak?!
Vexen: I shall use this new battle suit of frozen meat products to destroy Xemnas and take over the world! Ahahahahaha!
Demyx: Go greased lightning!
Demyx crashes into Vexen and he loses concentration and all the meat falls off.
Vexen: Damn you Demyx! Damn you to hell!
Demyx: Okie-Dokie!
Axel: Shut-up Vexen!
Axel throws his weird flaming ring thingies at Vexen but he misses and they set the building on fire.
Me: No! My store!
Demyx: I'll help!
Demyx uses all of the water pipes and the lobster tank and makes a giant tidal wave.
Me: AGH!
Everyone is washed out of the store and into the parking lot.
Me: I pull a lobster off of my nose) Damnit! I'll kill you!
I start to strangle Demyx then the cops see me and haul me away.
Me: No! Lemmee go! I'm gonna kill him! (Sound familiar?)
Demyx: By Mr. Person! I'll send you a postcard while you're in the whacko-shack!
Me: You little(I can't type then next few things in fear of Demyx lovers)
Axel: Well that's just great, we never finished shopping!
Demyx looks around and picks up a box out of a puddle.
Demyx: But I got the tampons!
Vexen and Axel: UGH!
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