1Authors Favor the Gay

A/N: Well, I just got the Disney OBCR of Aida, and I already love it. This song I immediately thought could be applied to FF writers... and lo, it happened.

Another story that was kind of inspired from "Avenue RENT" by PandaFire McMango.

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Mark: OH, OH
AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAY
OH, OH
AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAY

Roger: GAY IS NOW THE NEW BLACK
NO ONE'S STRAIGHT, GAY WINS THE FANS
ANGEL/COLLINS SMUT IS RISING
MARK IS BANGING LOTS OF MEN

Mimi: THE MORE THEY WATCH
THE MORE THEY LOVE
THE DYKES AND LEZZIES TOO
THE MORE THAT WE'RE FORGOTTEN
THE MORE GAY ONES RULE

Mark: OH, OH
AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAAAAAAY

Angel: WELL ME AND COLLINS GET A LOT
OF SEX AND ACTION IN THESE FICS
IT'S CLEAR WHO THEY LOVE BEST
THEY LOVE TO SEE US WITH OUR DICKS!

Collins: WE NOW CONTROL
THE RENT 'FICTIONS
WE TOOK OUR TOLL
IT'S ADDICTION
NOW THE STRAIGHTS ARE IN A FIX

Mark: AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAY

Joanne: THE MORE THEY WATCH
THE MORE THEY LOVE
THE DYKES AND LEZZIES TOO
THE MORE THAT THEY'RE FORGOTTEN
THE MORE GAY ONES RULE

Maureen: NOBODY KNOWS WHY THIS IS TRUE
YET THE LEZZIES LOVE THE FACT
WE CAN BE OURSELVES THESE DAYS
AND NO ONE THINKS BAD OR WHACK

Maureen, Joanne, Angel, and Collins: WE ARE GAY AND WE ARE PROUD
YEAH WE HAVE SEX AND DAMN IT'S LOUD
THE STRAIGHTS ARE SAD BUT WE REJOICE

All but Mark: AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAY

Mark: OH, OH

All but Mark: AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAY

Mark: OH, OH

All: AUTHORS FAVOR THE GAAAAAAAY!

A/N: Ahaha, I had fun.

I might do more of these... just post more under here? Maybe? IDK.

REVIEW!

–Steph.