Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, sigh. (This Disclaimer is for the entire story, ok?)
A/N: This is for your information, just so you know what's going on with this --
The people being interviewed sit in a room whilst a disembodied voice (That's the bold-print) asks the questions. The voiceover can see the people being interviewed but they can't see the voiceover. There you go! Now you're clued up, sit back, relax and enjoy… (Well, as much as you can, it's pretty crap)
Especially Big Thanks to Strange Magic and l123o123v123e123 who suggested some of the following questions!Let the show begin …
Say What!?
Hello! And welcome to "Say What!?" - the show where you – the public send in questions for your favorite book characters! Today I am joined by some of The Order of The Phoenix – Kingsley Shacklebolt, Molly Weasley, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Hestia Jones and Nymphadora Tonks.
NYMPHADORA: Bloody, Nymphadora, stupid name. S'just Tonks.
Okay, hi guys!
HESTIA: Err, hi?
KINGSLEY: Hello.
NYMPHADORA (Hereon known as TONKS to avoid risk of decapitation via spoons): Wotcher!
ALASTOR (Hereon known as MAD-EYE, because although that's not his real name and to a lesser person it could be quite offending everyone calls him that anyway): Hello.
MOLLY: Good evening.
Shall we start with the first question then? This one's from Lucy in Glasgow, she says 'Have you ever found yourself in a romantic situation with an enemy?' (A/N: Thanks for that question Strange Magic)
MOLLY: --Sprays out large mouthful of water from complimentary glass of water, like the kind they have on chat-shows—
HESTIA: --Giggles—
TONKS: What are we meant to have done? Got off with Voldemort?
HESTIA: --Giggles some more--
TONKS: Had a quickie with Lucius Malfoy? –Snorts--
MAD-EYE: --Blushes--
MOLLY (in inquiring tone): Mad-Eye?
MAD-EYE: Well, I'd drunk a lot of firewhisky and, and-
TONKS: I'm sorry, but that is truly, truly sick.
KINGSLEY: You and Lucius Malfoy? –Looks disgusted--
MAD-EYE: Actually, it was Dolohov.
HESTIA: --Giggles more, falls off chair--
Okay... moving on. Next question – this one is from Edward from Manchester for Kingsley – who was your first crush? (A/N: Thanks to l123o123v123e123 for that question!)
KINGSLEY: Ah, do we really need to discuss this? It's a tad embarrassing.
MAD-EYE: Well, they've fully embarrassed me already.
TONKS: Yeah, c'mon Kingsley!
KINGSLEY: --Mumbles something--
MOLLY: We didn't quite catch that dear.
KINGSLEY: Well, it was in my second year at Hogwarts-
HESTIA: Who was it, Kingsley? Who?
KINGSLEY: McGonagall. –Blushes—
TONKS, HESTIA, MOLLY, MAD-EYE: …
HESTIA: --Giggles—
TONKS, HESTIA, MOLLY, MAD-EYE: --Break into uproarious fits of uncontrollable laughter, with much 'clutching of sides', 'streams of tears' and the other clichés an activity such as this would encompass—
MOLLY: --Puts up hand to stop laughter-- Now, it's not very nice to laugh, just one question though, why?
KINGSLEY: --Mumbles to shoes, which are pointy navy boots from a wizard's shop in London called 'The wizard's navy, pointy boot shop in London'-- Can we have the next question please?
Of course! This one's from Leticia in Cornwall – 'What item in your wardrobe would seriously shock the fashion police?'
MOLLY: There was a hot pink leather cat-suit I had to wear as part of mission once.
TONKS: --Sniggers-- What kind of mission?
MOLLY (Shocked): For the Order of course!
MAD-EYE: --Coughs--
MOLLY (to MAD-EYE, in angry tones): You can't talk - sleeping with Dolohov!
MAD-EYE: --Blushes again--
Okaaaay, Next question! From Richard in Dumfries – 'What do you like to do in your free time?'
KINGSLEY: Umm, well you don't get a lot of that, working for the Order but-
TONKS (interrupting KINGSLEY): Yeah, you could say we're slightly over-worked.
HESTIA: --Nods-- Mmmhmm,
MOLLY: That's not what she asked.
TONKS: Well… --Turns to face MOLLY--
MOLLY: Well, what?
TONKS: Well, what do you like to do in your free time?
MOLLY: Umm, I- err, no free time bec-, having seven children, I- uh…
TONKS: Ha! You had to get those children in the first place! –Breaks into victorious peal of laughter—
MOLLY (looking angry): I- well, then! You can talk!
TONKS (looking irate): Meaning?
MOLLY: Well- Teddy!
TONKS: --Glowers at MOLLY, looks livid hair turns from bubblegum pink to fiery red, jade green, midnight black etc.--
MOLLY: --Glowers at TONKS, looks equally livid, breaks death glares by turning away--
KINGSLEY: Umm, next question please?
Of course! Here's our very own question! 'Does Hestia ever actually do anything except for giggle?'
HESTIA: What?! Of course I do other things! Right Guys! --Looks around at fellow Order members, supposedly for support, although could be perving on MAD-EYE, who knows?--
TONKS: Uh, yeah. I mean- like, erm…
KINGSLEY (In best attempts at heroicness, not to much avail): You can make a mean cup of tea!
HESTIA: Is that all you could think of? –Looks hurt, shoots daggers at KINGSLEY—
MOLLY: No, no of course not
HESTIA: Is that all? –Huffs and wriggles in seat--
Um, yes.
MOLLY: Good! –Storms out--
HESTIA: Yeah! –Storms out--
TONKS: Mmmhmm. –Storms out--
KINGSLEY: Uh- --Walks out normally--
MAD-EYE: Hmmph. –Peers round door to check for potential Death Eaters, Inferi, Maths Teachers, Dementors, Blast-Ended Skrewts, Evil Flobberworms, Dragons or Trolls. Leaves room--
A/N: Okay, so it sucks. Or does it? I dunno. That's where you come in my friend! You see, you press that little grey button there and tell me if you liked it. Also next I'm doing 'The Death Eaters' questions suggestions! (Hehe that rhymed!)
'Til next time my little cherubs!
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