So this is another usual high school fic, I'm sooo creative-sarcasm-

But I figure I have enough stuff going on in my life that I can direct it to this fic, so it should be interesting.

It's gonna b based off people in my life except like not to the extreme like Neji can b B-Rad and Kiba is gonna b like sexy Nate B. except before he got into heroin

And if you really like Sasuke, this is not good for you because he's taking the place of Prince Of Darkness. He's this little dirty Mexican kid in my school, who calls himself the prince of darkness and he's just messed up you'll see!

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I was woken by violent shaking, I felt as if my head was made of fucking lead.

"Come on you hafta wake up! We're going to be late!"

"Urgh… where are we going?" I tried opening my eyes but, it seemed as if they were locked in place.

I heard Ino annoyingly sigh "School! We can't be late or else we get another fucking in school! She ain't getting up just drag her!" The last part to Naruto who just found his orange pants.

I half wobbled and half carried by Naruto, by the time I was thrown in the back of Shikamaru's maroon van I was actually up.

"Troublesome… I knew the party on Sunday was a bad idea."

"Shut it cloud boy and drive!" Ino said without looking up from the mirror as me and her were hastily putting on makeup. Brushing our hair and trying to do something that it didn't look like we slept on Kiba's floor after getting hammered and high as fuck.

We still had a while to go before we ended up near school, I was done undressing and putting on clean clothes I had in Shika's car, just to see Kiba concentrating hard on something in his lap.

"Oh shit don't tell me you got more left!' I couldn't help but grin as I saw the blunt wrap in his hand as he was putting the broken up weed in it.

Never looking up he smiled "Of course, I couldn't remember a day where I didn't have weed in the past year!"

Me and Ino looked at each other grinning saying together "Well there was…"

He scowled and rudely interrupted "Yeah that time you guys snuck into Nara's van and stole my stash! Smoked it all while we all were passed out." Me and Ino couldn't help but laugh at that memory. Everyone was passed out, me and Ino were down to the last beer and felt we haven't gotten fucked up enough; thus we climbed into Shika's passenger window and searched for Kiba's stash.

Finally, Kiba was done light the blunt, blew on the cherry.

"Neighbor!" I said it so fast I felt my heart skipped a beat.

"Neighbor, Neighbor!" Nara was too good at this game.

"Neighbor, Neighbor, Neighbor!" Ino was quite excited as she has surpassed the two guys left.

'Neighbor, Neighbor-" Naruto forgot how many neighbors he has left so he was dumbly counting on his fingers.

Chouji hurriedly "Neighbor, Neighbor, Neighb-huff-huff-huff-" Chouji ran out of breathe already tired.

"Idiots!' Ino said after taking the blunt after me and Shika's too many hits. They stayed that way till Naruto just spouted out neighbors too many times.

Ino passed it to Chouji seeing how she does like him.

"Hey! I said all the neighbors before him!" Naruto said squinting making him look like pig. I smacked him on the back of the head "You said it too many times! SO now you're the last neighbor on the block, sorry." I apologized unsympathetically.

He rubbed his head and grabbed the blunt from Chouji who was coughing up a storm.

Me and Kiba looked at each other excitingly "Only pussies cough!" We laughed, loving to do that every time.

After the last fit of coughs he shrugged "I am what I eat!"

Ino smiled and sat by him "That's so smart!" I looked at him "Well in that case you're a dick." Ino glared at me, I guess Naruto, Nara, Kiba, and I are the only people who enjoy a fine art of joking.

Chouji being laid back, got the munchies and pulled out potato chips… damn they look good. Taking hits I couldn't help but stare at those chips… they're salty smell wafting around. They're yellow layer from being fried in oil, the crunchy sound they make… damn I need some of those freaking chips!

Naruto must've had the same idea because his arm sneaked from behind Chouji's shoulder and before it could get to the bag Chouji grabbed it and whipped it back to him so hard it gave Naruto a bloody nose. Naruto feeling beat on moved to the passenger seat. Finally, only the roach was left, which we all watched as Kiba ate it, paper and all. It always made me smile because he did it with such grace. I light up a cig and passed one to Ino, seeing how we smoked all hers and half of mine last night.

We were baked as hell! So none of us noticed the heat was still blasting and the windows all up; hot boxing at it's finest. The smoke hung around as we were all laughing at Kiba putting chop sticks in his ears and then into his nose making a walrus screech.

"We need to open the windows before we get near school!" We were at the street lights just below the school's hill. Me and Kiba opened up the van's back doors while Nara and Naruto rolled down the front windows.

Me and Kiba watched in amazement as the smoke rolled out of the van and went into the clouds, our van looked like a freaking manufacturing plant. Our van billowed smoke the whole way up the hill. Until when we pulled into the school parking lot.

Red eyes and all we stumbled out of the van and tried to walk ourselves from the parking lot to the front doors. Dodging buses were the biggest bitches in the world. Before opening the door me and Ino sprayed ourselves with perfume, practically bathing in it.

I did a deep sigh… I need a cig. The only thought that crossed my mind as the doors opened and thousands of voices swam into my ears.

First, we had to look as normal as hell. We stood there awkwardly trying to make us look sober; but the more we tried the more we looked like paranoid stoners.

When we finally got to the metal detectors Kurenai glared at me, god she was an English teacher but dressed like a freaking skank.

She took my ipod and my phone. Checked to see if my phone was turned off she glared at me on the other end of the metal detector.

I didn't go off, Shika and Naruto did. Me and Ino stood at the end waiting for them. Kiba went and signed into probation in the library. Even though Kiba was on probation his probe Anko couldn't care less about drug testing, she was there 'cause she wanted the money. As Kiba said she was cool as hell.

We went to the cafeteria for holding room, since school hasn't officially started yet. I couldn't help but scoff at the people in the café tables.

There are the cheerleaders "Like oh my god, I can't believe you did that!" Ino whispered in my ear in a high pitched voice as we walked by the table, we couldn't help but laugh. Then there was the smelly kids table, we held our breathe before coming upon the dark side. I saw Sasuke Uchiha, the most dramatic she-male ever. I came close to Ino's ear in a deep voice "Why, Ino what beautiful razorblades you have." We laughed again.

On the end of the jokes table we finally found a good one. Neji was there with his Zen garden, racking the small grains of sands… yep this was the stoner's table. We all sat around chatting away. We saw Lee, the biggest weirdest jock ever come up to the table.

"I'm here to ask please move away from our table, the smell of smoke and illegal substances is reeking off of you guys and onto our table. We'd appreciate it if you didn't spread your cancer onto us."

I grabbed my jacket and sneakingly watched as his back was turned to us as he walked away. When he sat down, they all looked down to our table I threw the jacket, like a weed smoke bomb they all screeched and scurried away from the table onto one next to the nerds.

We all laughed about it finding it hilarious until the jacket I just threw fell out from above me onto the table. I looked up, it was Iruka. Thank god! He loved me. He smiled at me" Can you please try not to scare away all our football players before the big game?"

I scratched the back of my head and laughed a little "Sorry, Iruka-sensei I'll try to hold it back until end of the season."

He put his hand on my head "Good… now you all behave yourselves." With a stern look and a smile he walked away to go back to annoying Kakashi-sensei. I couldn't help but glare a little at him. He always had his Icha Icha smut book in front of his face so no one ever saw it. He was totally laid back, never really cared about anything. He didn't have a problem with anyone… but me! He hated me for no reason at all it was ridiculous!

With that we all went back to talking 'bout the wonders of the party. Neji sighed irritability "I can't believe I didn't go." Ino looked up from the mirror with no real interest "Oh yeah why didn't you come?"

I spoke for Neji watching the vein stick outta his forehead "He had to go to his cousin's clarinet recital." Neji was never really into parties or drinking, but he did like to smoke and talk about fate and karma. Girls sworm around him all 'oohing' at how deep he was, he never really cared he just liked people hearing his theories of stuff.

Ino scrunching up her hair in the ponytail said while smacking her gum "Oh yeah that freaky blue haired dyed Goth band geek."

Naruto's face got red "That's not nice!" But before anyone could question him sticking up for the girl the bell rang.

Everyone went to their lockers than to their homeroom, me and Kiba went to the Math department. We heard a string of cusses and something falling over from Genma's room.

We walked in seeing Genma-sensei trying to pick up the small desk while holding his right hand up in the air trying to get the cigarette smoke to go to the open window. We closed the door again that's when we got his attention, he was still scowling "You guys have to stop coming in here to smoke, you do know your guys' teachers write you up for not being there.'

Me and Kiba looked at each other than at the math teacher "So." He sighed and propped two other desks in front of the window "Just blow it outside."

Me, Kiba, and the teacher were sitting on the desks blowing smoke out the window with our hands holding the cigs out as well. Genma was chill, he's a smoker too so he feels our pain of trying not to all day; he only started smoking because apparently his wife thought chewing on toothpicks a too bad of a habit. When the last butt was tossed out the window he took out the febreeze and sprayed like an obsession.

The bell rang again, great first period. We waved goodbye and made our way up the stairs again. Kiba and me having fun glaring and pushing all the new little 9th graders outta the way. God it was good to be the oldest in school.

We hugged and went our separate ways, me to science him to history.

God first period science is a bitch, I went and sat at one of the black tables. They were meant for two people at one table. The tall ass stools being a bitch to get up on when your freakn 4'11 AND A HALF!

But no one ever thinks about the vertically challenged kids in school, not short vertically challenged.

I was in the front row, Deidara was my lab partner. Deidara was a really good surfer you knew he did even from his surfing lingo, we also had smoking weed in common even though we only did it once at a bonfire out on the beach together. The table next to us was Sasuke(Joy) and Naruto, this is the time of the day Naruto is at his bitchiness for having to work with the Prince Of Darkness(Or so he calls himself).

Behind me was Gaara the school's leader of Goths and his partner Lee, not that either of them are happy 'bout it. It seems when our science teacher picked out these seats he wanted to destroy our lives. Many of the cheerleaders and preppy girls always missed this class or got it switched seeing as how he had picture's and actual snakes in cages.

Speaking of teacher, he walked in with a snake around his neck. The lights gleaming off his offensively white skin. His Gene Simmons tongue licking his lips and his eyes slanted in a most deafening creepy ass way. His name was Orchimaru, even freaky sounding he walked past Sasuke's table and smiled weirdly at him "Good morning Mr. Orchimaru" what a suck ass… "Ah, Uchiha my best student, I see you are prepared for today."

Rolling my eyes, I didn't feel like listening to this so I put my head down into my arms. After being yelled at, then having to do the science project was easy enough. Mixing chemicals for reactions, Naruto didn't listen and as Sasuke was trying to move the beaker with his mind he let Naruto do the experiment. Naruto ending up having a small… explosion. Which interrupted Deidara from telling me about his surfing stories, Naruto that dick. Orchimaru ran up to Sasuke with a first aid kit in his hand while checking over Sasuke frantically "Are you okay! How many fingers am I holding up! Wait no don't answer that you'll stress yourself!" After cooing over Uchiha for a couple of minutes he turned around glaring at me "You! Girl you take him to the nurses, and you! (Gaara) You carry him there!" Gaara sighed annoyed obviously, me too! Gaara dragged him outta the room when the door began to shut we heard the teacher yelling detentions at Naruto.

Me and Gaara walking ahead of Sasuke who walked slowly to look up at the lights and talk about some messed up stories he was babbling on about. I looked at him wearily "So… how bout Orchimaru freaking over Sasuke like that."

He didn't un-scowl his face "I don't care…"

"Isn't it weird, I'm pretty sure the reason Orchimaru likes snakes so much is 'cause he wants Sasuke's!" I laughed a little, me and Ino liked joking about that.

His scowl deepened till his bottom lips came out like a fish with an under bite "I don't care…"

I sighed, this guy sucked! He's really cute, why won't he talk to me.-sigh- When we finally got there I waved at Hayate, the always sick nurse aid; irony much? Kabuto took Sasuke and not really liking the kid was as ungentle with him as much as possible. Which gave me joy in my heart.

The bell rang again, since I don't carry around a book bag I just went to second period.

Me and Ino sat beside each other on the desks excitingly waiting for our teacher. Our old teacher Jairya was caught sending nude pictures to his student(Ino) so he got fired. We couldn't wait to see who our new teacher would be!

A new English teacher is really exciting, I just hoped it won't be a girl 'cause girls hate me for some reason. Then finally the door opened me and Ino felt tears roll down our cheeks "He's…. He's so…. BEAUTIFUL!!" we stared crying and hugging each other.

Izumo and Kotetsu sweat dropped, they were the security guards escorting the new teacher. Them knowing me and Ino, we all actually smoked a doobie in the janitors closet, they should've known our antics.

Izumo and Kotetsu waved and left in a hurry. The new teacher coughed awkwardly and stood in front of the class room "Hello class I am your new teacher, my name is Asuma." his smile was even more beautiful than any stupid waterfall or hookah.

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Because Asuma's beautiful,

Sam