I'm just bored so I'm going to ask some Bleach Characters. The first chapter is Ichigo Kurosaki! I don't own Bleach or the haracters I use. Owned by Tite Kubo!

Number One: Why do yo Dislike Chappy so much?

Ichigo: Because she's creepy and cute.

Number Two: Why do you call everyone, including Captains by their first names?

Ichigo: Because I love to annoy them... Except Kenpachi...

Number Three: People pair you up with -gulps- Grimmjow, your Hollow, Toushiro, and other people I don't wanna mention... What do you have to say for that?

Ichigo: Thats kind of creepy. Those people have no life because they loved Yaoi. I am straight people!

Number Four: Do you love Rukia?

Ichigo:As a matter of fact, I do.

Number Five: What do you think of Gin?

Ichigo: Oh my fucking god... He's creepy, he smiles to much, and as I heard from Toushiro... his eyes are addictive, red... crimson red... That damn fox.

Number Six: Rangiku asked you to calm Toushiro do you do?

Ichigo: Hell... I dunno...

Number Seven: Rukia got sick! -GASP!- Will you stay at home and ditch school to take care of her?

Ichigo:Well not ditch. I'll just say on the phone 'My dad went on a trip and I have to stay for my sisters because they got sick. I need to take care of them.' Does that answer your question?

Number Eight: Yes it does... Anyway, your hair just got turned pink... who do you blame first?

Ichigo:I blame Yachiru. Who makes these questions?

I do... I get bored easily.

Ichigo: Okay then...

Number Nine: Anyway,why do you blame Yachiru?

Ichigo: Because she's a little she devil! I heard from Toushiro that Yachiru blackmailed him with a picture of him sucking his thumb while he's asleep.

-giggles- I have that picture...

Toushiro: -steals it back-

-kicks Toushiro out-

Number Ten: Why do you keep hearing from Toushiro all the time? Why not someone else?(Two part questins FTW!)

Ichigo: Whenever I mention something about Yachiru or something else, he tells a story. And honestly, I only see Toushiro mostly. He gets tortured... -chuckles- Maybe because he's so short...

Number Eleven: Thats mean... But agreed! Anyway, Did you know you have less fangirls than anyone?

Ichigo: Yes I did know that.

Number Twelve: Who would you choose for the top Five Fighters?

Ichigo: For Number One I would pick Kenpachi, Number Two, Byakuya, Number Three Toushiro, Number Four Me, and Number Five... Urahara.

Number Thirteen: You just saw Toushiro kiss Karin. What do you do?

Ichigo: -_-' Disturbing images... I would let them. Kids these days need love.

Number Fourteen: Do you think there's such a thing as going Bankai as a hollow?

Ichigo: I did go BanKai and put my hollow mask on in episode 140!

I know... I mean going Bankai after the mask is on...

Ichigo: I guess its possible.

Number Fifteen: -giggles- I love this one... You just saw Grimmjow being used as a kitty on that 'Meow Mix' Commercial with Ulquirra and Gin. What do you do?

Ichigo: -laughs- Thats the greatest question I have heard! I would laugh and then next time I see Grimmjow, I would laugh again.

Number Sixteen: How come your hair is all neatly spiked in the mornings after you wake up?

Ichigo: Thats how Tite Kubo makes it! And I dunno why.

Number Seventeen: Choosing a boy and a girl, who's hair stlyes do you like most?

Ichigo: Idiotic... Toushiro's and Rukia's.

Number Eighteen: You just found out you Dad was the former 10th Squad Captain! What do you do?

Ichigo: Wait...he is or is this a question?

A question... *he actually is*

Ichigo: I'd beat the crap out of him and question him with pointless questiones and then onfront Toushiro asking if he new Isshin Kurosaki, my dad, was the former 10th captain.

Number Nineteen: Who is more annoying to you? Yachiru, Your Hollow, or Rangiku?

Ichigo: A and B.

Not a answer.

Ichigo: Fine... my hollow because... he wants to change into me sooo badly.

Number Twenty: If you-

Ichigo: How many questions are there?

This is the last one. Anyway, if you were made a captain of the 13th court guard squads, what squad do you think you'd be in?

Ichigo: 5th squad.

Why?

Ichigo: -shrugs- Because I would never hurt Hinamori I guess.

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Okay thats the end! I hope you liked! The next Person will be Rukia Kuchiki! Review please! Also, name one character out of bleach and tell me one question you'd ask them.

Sorry for the spoilers.