A/N: Before we get started, shout out to the man, Zombiesguy115 for being the Beta-Reader! Also left the location of Shang unknown for all of you "Shang is on Mars" believers(but I think they confirmed it was in the Himalayas). Hope you enjoy!
Location: Shangri-La, Unknown Mountain Range
Date: April 25,1956
"HAHAHA JA!" A man wearing a yellow Nazi uniform cackled as he held a small stone in one hand and a golden rod in the other, "Now that I have the Focusing stone und the Golden Rod, THE WORLD WILL BE MINE, HAHAHA!"
"Hey Ricktofan!" Richtofen(as it is properly spelled) rolled his eyes and looked over to the blonde man in a green army uniform holding an M16 in one hand, and the 31-79JGB215(or the Baby Gun as the American insisted calling it) in his other. "Stop playing with your rod and get to killin' these freak bags! And get your mind out of the gutter you!"
"Shut up Dempsey, I hate your stupid voice so much." Richtofen spat to the American as he grabbed his trusty knife and began to violently stab at the undead, "AH THE BLOOD IS IN MEIN EYES! Oh no...IT'S ALL OVER ME! oh how sexy~" Richtofen closed his eyes enjoying his moment of complete ecstasy.
'Sick bastard.' Dempsey thought as he aimed the baby gun and shot at a zombie, shrinking it down to ant size; only for a man in Soviet Cossack uniform to crush it as he downed a bottle of vodka and a Japanese soldier behind slashing undead with his katana.
"Eh German has little rock, Dempsey has cool gun, Nikolai has vodka and Takeo is still stupid," Nikolai drunkenly blurted out and took another swig of vodka, "let's party da!"
"Oh we will have all the time in the world to party Nikolai," Richtofen's sadistic grin began to grow wider as he said that, "now then. Back to the teleporter!" The four men moved back to the base of the main temple that housed Pack a Punch and the stone and Richtofen readied the teleported.
"Teleporter will bring great dishonor to Takeo…" the samurai groaned remembering the previous times with the teleporter; a beam of light began to surround the circle the four were in as the teleporter started up.
"Hehe, hey zombitch," Dempsey said as a lone zombie began to make its way towards the four men, "Here's a goodbye present." Dempsey aimed the Baby Gun to the zombie and was about to pull the trigger.
"DEMPSEY NOOOOO!" Richtofen yelled, but it was too late; the american pulled the trigger and sent the shot into the teleporter as they were about to be sent off; this overloaded the teleporter and in the blink of an eye, the crew was gone. The zombie simply stared where the four were and then limped away.
Location: Pentagon, Washington D.C.
Date: November 5, 1963
In the War Room of the pentagon, a large beam of light came from the center of the room and Ultimis appeared and saw all the maps of the world and the monitors and large computers.
"Ugh Dempsey you dummkopf…" Richtofen said as he face palmed trying to keep himself from killing the American, "you overloaded the teleporter again." Dempsey simply shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't see the problem doc, it's good to be back on good ol' US of A. Even it is home to a bunch of lousy pencil pushers."
"Land full of dirty Capitalists," Nikolai spat as he reached over to a red box on the wall and grabbed a bottle of vodka, "hey, but more vodka for Nikolai! No sign of zombies either; Nikolai love America!"
"Ugh, honestly, all I want is to go to the Moon," Richtofen pouted, "HOW HARD CAN THAT BE!" Ultimis explored around the War Room before they entered the elevator up to the empty halls of the main office area.
Location: Baikonur Cosmodrome, USSR
Date: October 27, 1963
Two men flew high overhead the soviet cosmodrome in the prototype Lunar Landers that were scattered around the facility for fast transport. While both men were of the same height, one had frizzy white hair and had a large amount of equations and other writing on his lab coat and fidget in place; the other was bald and had a clipboard in hand jotting down notes.
"*sigh* This better be good Yuri," The bald scientist said to Yuri, "this 'side project' of yours has cost us funding, progress on 'Project Thunder' and our supply of Element 115."
"Oh trust me Dr. Gersh, this will be something that you will not forget." Yuri said as the Lunar Lander landed in the underground High G-Force testing area. Yuri placed down a small round disk; Gersh looked at it the small device skeptically.
"What is this Yuri?" Gersh said slightly angry all time and resources were wasted on this small object.
"Do you not remember Dr. Gersh, it is 'Project Mercury'."
"I thought I had told you not to waste your time on this project!" Gersch roared slamming his clipboard down, "how on earth do you think you could achieve this by yourself when the motherlands' greatest minds and the ones from Group 935 not come close!"
"Because Dr. Gersh," Yuri began as he activated the machine, "She helped me." a bright purple emitted from the device.
"SURPRISE!" a demonic voice echoed as Gersh began to get sucked into the vortex.
"What in- Yuri, what have you done? YURI!" Gersh yelled as he was sucked in; Yuri began to laugh.
"Hahahaha, take that you pig!" Yuri's laughter came to an end as he realized what he had done; before he could say anything, a blue orb came from the vortex and transformed into a blue apparition of a little girl in a white dress and a blue shaw holding a teddy bear in her arms.
"Do not worry about him Yuri," the little girl began with a german accent, "he was a fool like the others. Now we move on to the next part of the plan."
"Y-yes, of course." Yuri said, still having conflicted feelings the little girl smiled and walked over to the Lunar Lander and motioned uri to follow.
"Now, send that Lander over to Germany at the abandoned theatre where you began this 'Project Thunder'." Yuri did as he was told and marked the coordinates on the paad and sent the Lander flying away, "That is a good Yuri, now go into the portal." Yuri was very reluctant but did as he was told and entered the portal.
Location: Pentagon, Washington D.C.
Date: November 5, 1963
Yuri arrived to an underground laboratory in an unknown location for him; he wandered around and came across a large door with a warning sign in front.
"Go on Yuri, press the button." the little girl said, once the button was pushed, the large amount of undead began to run out and completely ignored Yuri as they did.
"Thank you Yuri, with the undead out, I can now get that evil Teddy."
"Let me help you." Yuri said as he began to follow the undead.
"Nein, while I do appreciate your enthusiasm, you must go someplace else while I take care of this." A portal opened once again and Yuri walked towards it, "very well, I wish you luck little girl." after Yuri had vanished, Samantha looked over in the direction where the undead ran too.
"You will not escape this time Teddy, I will be waiting for you."
Back at the main offices, Ultimis heard all too familiar roars coming from the halls and all around them.
"Oh look, zombies, who saw that coming." Dempsey sarcastically said.
"Dempsey, if we die here, I HATE YOU!" Richtofen yelled as he grabbed his .357 Magnum revolver and began to blast the undead's heads off laughing as he saw the blood and bits of brain stain the walls, "OH THE BLOOD…..THE BEAUTIFUL BLOOD! AHAHAHAHA"
"Hell spawns bring great dishonor," Takeo said cutting down undead by the numbers with his katana, "Takeo will grant you all a death with honor!"
"Nikolai is full of vodka, zombies will be full of bullets." Nikolai said as he took another swig and blasted the hoard with his FN FAL. After the undead were cleared, Ultimis found themselves in the Conference Room.
"Alright Dicktofen, what do we do- HEY!" Dempsey yelled as he noticed the Baby gun was no longer in his hands, "Dammit Treyarch! Always taking the good shit away from us and fuck you too writer!"
"Shut up Dempsey, your stupidness is showing,...more than usual anyway. This is all your fault if you didn't show off your precious shrink gun, WE WOULD BE ON THE MOON BY NOW!"
"Takeo has recovered from his queasiness," Takeo said ignoring Richtofen's outburst, "some sushi would be most appreciated."
"Stupid Takeo, always eating raw fish," Nikolai spat.
"And your drunkenness is but an annoyance Nikki." Takeo returned.
"Will you all shut up! The Doctor is trying to think. UND THAT INCLUDES THE VOICES!" Richtofen said clutching his head in anger.
"Well we ain't gettin' nowhere by standing around like a bunch of noobs; so let's get moving, Ura!" Dempsey said as he took point and the others followed.
"Attention! Power levels critical, major systems offline!" a female voice said over the intercom as the lights shut off.
"Great powers out, can you guys seriously not think of a something original!?"
"Power outs were common in Russia, but this is America. How can they not pay electric bill," Nikolai blurted out. The four entered the elevator they came up from the War Room.
"Going Down." the elevator said as it dawned on the four that a Marine, a Soviet, a Samurai and an insane Nazi scientist were going down an elevator playing Jazzy music, armed with weapons in complete silence.
*Ding*
The four let out a small sigh of relief only for them to see a vast amount of undead looking at them.
"Eh sorry, wrong floor," Nikolai said as Dempsey began to push the button faster and faster to go back to the previous floor. The undead ran towards the four in the elevator and one had his arm cut off from the closing door.
"He can no longer fight now, he has been…"
"Don't you dare say it Doc."
"...DisARMed."
*Ding*
Richtofen laughed maniacally as he ran away from a very angry Dempsey. Nikolai and Takeo stayed staring at each other, loss for words; Nikolai simply shrugged and drank some more vodka.
"(The levels of dishonor are too high to be measurable)" Takoe said in his native tongue pinching the bridge of his nose; it was going to be a long journey.
A/N: Hello everyone! I have recently bought Classified and I have played a crap ton of fun with it with my cousin on Xbox and just felt a wave of nostalgia of the original story (even if I really started to follow it more during bo2) adn the map Five….even if my highest round was round 10(I'm better at zombies ok, round 45 on Blood). Speaking of Blood, if any of you guys are reading my 'Blood of the Dead' story don't worry, I'm not going to abandon it. I have enough to post a chapter, but I'm just I'm debating if I should have a long chapter to get all the EE steps done with, or break it in two parts(I do not want to have Zombiesguy115 suffer editing all that XD); think of Classified as a little side project I'm doing that will have some comedy mixed in with some seriousness, it is Ultimis after all. And idk how everyone else is feeling, but I am EXCITED for Ancient Evil and how it'll wrap up! I may be the few people who actually did like Dead of the Night(minus the part of no marketing for it and the SWATTING incident for JC) and if you do not like the chaos story….well the next two dlc maps will be the aether story so HOORAY! Well until next time, y'all know the drill on leaving some criticism and all that, and have a great day everyone!