"Hey Norge, I just thought of something." I looked over at Denmark who had been rambling on about his "wild night" just two seconds ago and of course I wasn't paying attention to the stupid little story about him getting drunk and doing whatever with Prussia. I just stared at him waiting for him to continue, I'm not a fan of talking when it's not necessary it just causes unnecessary noise, kind of like what Denmark does all of the time.
"So you know how you always want me to go away." Denmark started as he looked at me for an answer, I just nodded. "Well I have a deal for you, if you go anywhere I want with me for a week then I'll leave you alone for… a whole month!" I felt puzzled by this usually all he ever wants to do is drink and hang around at my house. Why would he make a deal that would prevent him from coming over? Then again on my part it didn't sound like a bad idea: One week of torture for a whole month of freedom. I think I can live through it.
"Sure." I responded shrugging a bit. Denmark's face lit up and he smiled at me with his usual idiotic smile.
"Okay then Norge I'll be back tomorrow to pick you up I have to go make a list of all the things we're going to do this week!" Denmark then jumped up from the couch and ran for the door. Finally now I could get back to the book I was reading. "Oh and by the way Norge we're going to the beach tomorrow so make sure you got all of your gear for it also I'll be picking you up around 11, see ya Norge!" With that Denmark left the house as he slammed the door shut.
Thank god now I can finally enjoy the silence. Wait, did he say the beach? I sighed, feeling a bit of regret for going along with Denmark's idea. Who knows what he's going to do at the beach, maybe I can bury him in the sand and leave him there. I smiled a bit at the thought of leaving Denmark in the sand for the crabs to bite him. Maybe this won't be so bad after all.