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Hi there! I have now rewritten this story and has also changed it name I hope you'll like it!
I don't need to explain how to read this fanfic, do I?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my oc's the rest owns Kishimoto-sensei and 'if' I had owned Naruto, I would have made it YAOI big time! and Itachi-sama would get Naru-chan all for himself, SasuGay would be dead with that pink-headed whore!, and Haku-chan and Menma also be alive!
Itachi-sama: Oh and it's rated T mostly for the Dani-chans bad mouth By the way.
Prologue
Konoha the proudest, also said to be, the most powerful of the hidden villages in the world. With the kages of the villages as leaders, some people thought that nothing could possibly go wrong, in politics. But Konohas Godaime Hokage was not to found of those things you see, she only become Hokage of said village cause of one, young boy.
But what's so special with this young man? Well he's about 5,6 feet tall, blond semi-long hair and some really cute whisker marks on his cheeks, or that's how he looked the last time the fifth fire shadow saw him, in flesh and blood.
But where is he?
Well for all Konoha knows he could be in Kumo, Kiri, Suna, Iwa, or why not simply in Konoha! For all they knew he could be anywhere!
But let's not talk about this anymore and get on with the story for fuck sake, ya damnable author!
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Chapter one discoveries and hot red-heads
It was a beautiful morning in Konoha also known as the village hidden in the leafs.
With 'was' being the keyword...
''Come on, come on!''
''Where the heck are those brats!'' came the same angry voice from one angry voice of one Godaime Hokage, Senju Tsunade.
She was waiting for her escort team to arrive at the gates, in which she were standing by.
The team that would escort her included: Hyuuga Neji and Hyuuga Hinata, one pinkie(banshee/whore I hate her, so tough shit!) named Haruno Sakura, as-well as the Inuzuka heir Kiba plus the one and only emo-duckbut-Uchiha-Sasuke(SasuGAY hate him even more!).
When they all had arrived they all looked completely out of breath.
''So you're all here-'' she took a deep breath ''-anyway let's hear your excuses, Kiba?''
''A-Akamaru were bu-busy dealing with some hu-husky s-s-so we g-got a b-bit late.'' she then looked at the gigantic dog who looked as lustful as ever. And that stuttering would have made one Hyuuga proud right now.
*Atsuu!* a sneeze was heard from one of the for people.
''Ya having a cold, Hinata-chan?''
''No miss.''
She took her concentration and put it on the dog-boy once more.
''Are ya sure that's all? cause by the way your dog is looking at you, sounds to me like you're the husky he's been screwing.'' she said with a huff.
''Tsunade-sama!'' dog boy yelled, embarrassed that she had found out about his secret.
Sakura couldn't come up with any good excuse so she just used her old sensei's.
''I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.'' she answered while embarrassed.
Neji had something to take care of with Shikamaru(everybody knows that they're together). Hinata had accidentally activated her Byakugan and, once again, accidentally looked at the direction where some dirty business were taking place and there-for fainted from nosebleed. But Tsunade knew exactly what she had been looking at.
''Hinata! I never knew you to be a fujoshi hentai!?'' she burst out surprised.
As Hinata got a remainder of her cousins business she got a little bit of blood dripping down her nose.
''Ca-ca-can w-we p-plea-please get g-g-going!?''
''Sure thing Hinata-chan.'' the blonde told her.
''But first Tsunade-sama... what's the er... mission about...?'' asked Kiba.
''Well my faithful Jounins, your mission today is to be my escorts to an important meeting in Suna.'' yes, since little mister sunshine disappeared, all the remaining Konoha genins of his generation became Jounins, hell, even the Konohamaru-corps has made it to Chunin already.
''What's the meeting about, Hokage-sama?'' asked pinkie.
''The meeting that is going to take place in Suna, is about the old treaty that were signed some time ago now. It seems that it needed some changes, and changes.'' informed the fifth fire shadow to her escort team.
''Huh? I thought that treaty were already 'set in stone' kinda thingy.''
''No Kiba I'm afraid not. But it seems that the Kazekage, or Sabaku No Gaara, as many of you know him, has gotten a wife.'' Tsunade said.
''Oh, but why's she smudged into all this?'' he asked back.
''Well to be honest I'm not quite sure, but it seems like she's a retired ninja of Sunagakure, and a strong one at that, and so, she saw flaws in the treaty and suggested for a newer one to be made.'' she answered his question with a thoughtful look.
''Anyway we should be going now, so come on let's go to Suna!''(Came to think of Dora the explorer all of a sudden)
In Suna
''Stop!'' said a guard by the grand gates of the village hidden in the sand.
''Show us your papers'' demanded a second guard.
''Here-'' said Tsunade handing the papers for passing to the demanding guard ''- Senju Tsunade, the Slug Sannin and most known as the Godaime Hokage of Konoha.'' she said almost imagining the guards pissing themselves.
''Oh sorry lady Hokage we just followed orders as-well as the rules of guarding duty.'' answered the same guard, all the while Tsunade got a bit disappointed for it to be no bigger reaction.
'But it's good that the guards don't sleep on duty here, sad I can't say the same about Konohas guards *sigh*' she thought with a tiny sweet drop.
''And who are the four of you? if I may ask.'' another guard who spotted her team of Jounins.
''Hy-Hy-Hyuuga Hinata of the l-leaf.'' said our fave stuttering.
''Inuzuka Kiba of the leaf, together with my partner Akamaru!'' announced a confident dog-lover.
''Hn... Uchiha Sasuke of the leaf.'' said the bored voice of Sasuke.
''Hyuuga Neji of the leaf.'' he said uninterested.
''Haruno Sakura of the Hidden-leaf-village.''
''We are the escort team of lady Hokage.'' said Kiba with pride.
The guard looked through the papers he received from Tsunade and confirmed the situation.
''Very well, please enter Hokage-sama.'' the guard answered her and co. as he stepped aside.
The group of five went past the gates of Sunagakure No Sato, and almost immediately saw how much the hidden sand has changed by the years with Gaara as their Kazekage. And this mysterious wife of his too... who could she be. Well it didn't matter really. Everyone was just happy for his sake, finding love is not an easy thing.
The meeting would start in about fifteen minutes, so the pack decided to split up look around in the village. Off-course Tsunade would look around for a good place to get drunk on, so that she knew where to head after the meeting.
With Saku(Bitch/Whore/Banshee/Slut)ra and Sasu(GAY/FAG/BITCH)ke
The two of them were heading down the road which led into town. Both wanted to check out the new and bettered Suna.
''Hey Sasuke-kun, let's go that way.'' Screaming cherry, is what I would associated it with.
'Oh why! why did I have to get paired together with this screaming banshee!?' he thought as he let himself get dragged around to just about everywhere.
They came to a stop in front of a big building, with a sign which said ''Ninja Academy Of Sunagakure'' in big red kanji.
''Look Sasuke-kun!'' She said pointing in the direction of a classroom-window, which showed a room full of ninja-wanna-bes plus an academy teacher. She had waist-long red hair, deep violet eyes and a body many men would die for. She seemed familiar to the duo. But who...?
''Alright kids can anyone tell me the names of the five elemental affinities a ninja such as you can have?'' she asked her class.
''I know!'' a kid with dark-blue hair raised his hand and answered ''It's: Fūton(Wind-release), Suiton(Water-release), Katon(Fire-release), Doton(Earth-release) and Raiton(Lighting-release)!'' the kid answered confident and proud of his knowledge.
''That's right Tsuki! Good.'' the teacher praised her student for his brains.
''Thanks!'' said a happy voice of Tsuki.
After that Sasuke and Sakura went away.
''Isn't it amazing Sasuke-kun!? I mean they've even installed an academy!'' said a thrilled voice of one pinkie-head.
He just had to lay low and wait for her to stop her bickering, waited until she had calmed down.
In the Kazekages office with Gaara(Hottie!) and Tsunade(Hag!)
*Knock-knock* was heard.
''Come in(1).'' came a voice from inside.
The heavy BAMF-doors opened and in stalked none other than the hag herself.
''Good after-noon Tsunade-san, please have a seat.'' pointing at a seat for the women to sit on.
''Let's get on with it, shall we?'' she said.
''Yes why not.'' he said.
''Well what's the new treaty gonna be like? I do have some ideas that I would like to share, if I may?'' she asked.
''Yes sure, shoot.''
''Well as it is we are going set up a new treaty, and my idea to it is following: As per usual in treaties; no village are never to attack one another or else the treaty is broken.
Second...''
Some time later
''So what do you think Kazekage-sama?'' she asked after a long time of talking.
''I think it should do.'' he answered.
''Deal?''
''Deal.'' and now all they needed to do was telling the council about it and get their opinions on the treaty.
Council-room
Outside the doors to the council-room stood Neji, Sakura and Hinata plus Akamaru, who wasn't invited with them in and therefor helped out with guarding and securing the meeting. Sasuke and Kiba went inside together with Tsunade.
Sasuke looked around inside the room at the various council-men. One of them intrigued him greatly and he couldn't just look away. The person in speech were a woman. She had long red hair reaching down to her waist, and deep entangling violet eyes, the body were a bit hard to see but all that he saw of her were all her pretty parts.
'IT'S HER! what's she doing here? Ain't she just an academy teacher?' all those questions popped up in his mind, mean-while the dog-lover stood drooling over said woman. Akamaru, luckily weren't there but if he were than he would be scowling.
All of the people in the council stood up and owed respectfully against the Hokagae. Then one of the council-men spoke up.
''Please let the council of Sunagakure No Sato introduce us.''
'What a bunch of ass-kissers!' the last Senju thought.
The same person that spoke a minute ago stood up again.
''I'm Akashi Akane, head of the Akashi clan.'' she spoke with a bow.
''I am Yuki Hazake, head of the Yuki clan here in Suna.'' the three Konoha-nins looked disbelieving at the man who said he were a Yuki.
'Haku...' were the thoughts that went through all three heads. But they would ask the Kazekage personally later. No need to make a scene.
Then it was the red, hot beauty's turn to introduce her.
''My name's Sabaku No Naruto, responsible for the Ninja Academy here in Suna. I am also the person who requested such a meeting.'' she spoke with a kind, sincere smile. ''Long time no see, Konoha...''
The trio looked shell-shocked, Sasuke fainted, Tsunade lost her lust after sake and Kiba, well... he just licked his lips in a very perverted manner.
After the meeting in Gaara's office
''Na-Na-Na-Na-Naruto! is that re-re-really y-you!?'' Tsunade asked the now confirmed 'him'.
''Yes it's me, and before you asks I'm also the rumored wife of the Kazekage.'' he said.
''Bu-bu-but how!?'' she asked again still not believing her godson.
''It's like thi-''a knock interrupted the sentence.
''Kaa-chan!'' a little male voice shouted, while running to his mom.
''Hi baby! how are my little Natsumi?'' he asked back.
''I'm fine Kaa-chan, where is Tou-san?''
''Over here my son.'' Gaara said gently as he motioned with his fingers for the little kid to come to him.
''Tou-chan!'' and soon he was dragged into an embrace by his father.
''Erm... Naruto could you please explain to me how you got here, became the wife of a Kazekage, got children and how ya got so fucking damn HOT!'' asked a perplexed Inuzuka.
Everyone wondered the same thing...
End
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(1) I was this close *holding up a space between my thumb and my pointing finger* to write 'cum in' instead of 'come in' Lol.
Yay! I finished the Rewrite finally it's a bit longer I know but I don't think you will complain, ne?
Dani-chan