Well I'm back, after three months
Well I'm back, after three months. This time its an El Tigre fic. Its also a short one, so don't expect more than one chapter. I read another fanfic with this same sort of humor and thought, why not. Hope everyone gets at least a chuckle!
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It was Saturday at five o clock and yet Manny has not seen Frida all day. He was lazily lying on the couch when Frida quickly opens up the door with the door hitting the wall with a bang. "Hey Manny, look what I have!" and she held up a black toaster with a red crossbones symbol on both sides. "It's a toaster, so what?" Manny said while not really noticing the evil features on the appliance. "But this toaster's different! When I put white bread in it, it came out rye!" After hearing that from Frida, Manny had to see for himself. "Prove it" Manny said while Frida ran off to the kitchen to show him.
She got some white bread and showed it to Manny before putting it in the toaster. A minute later, rye bread popped out the toaster. "I don't believe it…" was all Manny said before Frida put pumpernickel bread in the toaster. Three minutes later and a blueberry muffin popped out. "Ok, now I really don't believe!" Frida was about to put a bagel in when Manny asked her "Hey Frida, where were you all day?" Frida turns her attention to Manny and answers "I was testing this thing when my dad tried to toast a bagel, he said never to do it but I don't know why?" Manny eyes the toaster and asks her "Where did you get it?" But before Frida answers, Rodolpho, aka White Pantera and Manny's father, walks into the kitchen and sees the two.
"Hello Frida! I didn't know you were here. Is that a toaster?" Rodolpho says to Frida and notices the evil look on the toaster. "Yeah, but it does weird things like turns pumpernickel to blueberry muffins! Now we're gonna see what it does to bagels!" She excitedly told while putting the bagel in. Five minutes pass and yet the bagel isn't finished yet. Rodolpho then asks Frida "Is it even plugged in?" Manny and Frida nervously look to the toaster when they realized that for the entire time, they never plugged in the toaster and yet it still worked. That's when the 'bagel' popped out.
Manny was completely terrified, Frida was close to vomiting, and Rodolpho was paler than a ghost. They all looked to the toaster which instead of a bagel, there was a bloody human hand that popped out. The fingers moved to make a peace out before flopping back to lifelessness. The three of them ran off with Manny tripping on the donkey and face planting, Rodolpho running through the wall, and Frida to the bathroom, all the while screaming bloody murder.
In Sartana's lair, Sartana of the Dead was chuckling to herself when Django asked her "What's so funny?" She let out a full evil laugh and told him "Leaving evil toasters on the little blue haired girl's front door is something worth a laugh."
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Well, hope everyone finds this fic at least a little funny. I would say for everyone to review, but I'll let everyone decide whether or not .