A/N: Another drabble thanks to the SFTCOL(AR)S Forum Site weekly drabble challenge. I am having WAY too much fun with these!

Disclaimer: Yeah, there's one of those, uhm, somewhere around here. If you can find it, you can have it.


Jolly Green Giant

"Dean!"

Sam rushed out of the bathroom, sopping wet, a towel draped around his waist. Dean sat on his bed looking as innocent as a baby lamb, smiling wide.

"You rang?"

Sam tossed a bottle at his brother, huffing hard, his nostrils flaring.

Dean chuckled.

"Well, you see...The store was out of Nair. So I thought, 'what's the next best thing that would make my baby bro nuts?' Seeing as it's Saint Patty's day..."

Sam scowled, running a hand through his now green hair.

"You think this is funny?"

"Honestly, I think you look like the Jolly Green Giant!"