Disclaimer: I don't own naruto I know , I know life is a bitch but if I did well the series would be screwed , because, of my extreme perverseness all u would see is kibanau Kiba doing nasty things to him self and various objects I know lil to much with that sentence I know oh and the reason he series would tank would be that the fake poser emo Sasuke would be dead I know I can her the tears of billions Sasuke fan club girls "n" boys cry & believe me there are billions of them so this is it ( yaoi if you read in between the lines that are between the lines (0) )
Cute is what I aim for
By: being emotastic is hard (it really is)
Yes I the typical blond (1) dull, tipsy, kind of slow and well, if I do say myself pretty darn cute and that's what I aim for in life.
Yeah a lot of people dare to challenge my legendary smirk. And well if they beat that, witch is far few and between I have my all mighty pout up my sleeve.
You don't believe me?! Fine! I have proof! As you all know Tsunada (2) has a huge gambling problem. And to win all her games she brings me. I use my cuteness no jutsu then boom there caught and shower me with money or what ever and it's not what you're thinking. (3) Yes I'm a whore for attention some times. Who could blame me I just so damn cute? Yes being cute has its problems I can't star directly at myself for more than eight minutes or else I'll get into a trance by beauty. And yes it has happened before. So from now on my name should be naruto-sama lord of the cuteness.
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0 did anyone get that besides me
1 I have nothing against blondes so blondes don't flame
2 sorry if I spelled her name wrong
3 Kiba showers naruto with what ever if you don't get well ya just don't get I don't fell like explaining it to you people –giggle-
This is something I thought was funny might be a one shot I might go on with other charters ranting 'bout them selves if it suks let me know and ill take it down A.S.A.P this has been kinda an idea flouting around in my head for a while so let me know what'cha think : ) god I need a beta e-mail me at if ur interested yay