Cora, Cora, Are You on Fire?
Title: Cora, Cora, Are you on Fire?
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Doflamingo recites a nursery rhyme for his nephew: his own version of Baa, Baa, Black Sheep.
Doflamingo placed Law on his lap. "Today I'm gonna tell you a nursery rhyme, okay Law?"
"Okay," The two year old nodded.
Corazon was leaning against the doorframe, keeping a close eye on his son. He knew his brother wouldn't harm the boy, but his paternal instincts caused him to become very overprotective all the time, every time.
"This rhyme is to the tune of Baa, Baa, Black Sheep," Doflamingo said.
The toddler held up a black sheep stuffed animal with hearts. "Dada,"
"It goes like this," Doflamingo began. "Cora, Cora, are you on fire?"
Corazon raised a brow at the first line.
"Yes Doffy, please put it out!"
Corazon rolled his eyes at the nursery rhyme his brother
"I'll call firefighters," Doflamingo sang. "I'll call your fam. And I'll also call the ambulance too,"
Law giggled, enjoying the parodied nursery rhyme.
"Cora, Cora, are you on fire?" Doflamingo finished. "Yes, yes, why are you just standing there!? Help me!"
"Dada fi'!" Law clapped his hands.
"Doffy, I should've known that you would do something like this," Corazon said.
"Dada fi'!" Law repeated.
"Cora, Cora, are you on fire?" Doflamingo asked his brother.
"No, I'm not on fire," Corazon claimed.
"Dada fi'!" Law pointed at his father's shoulder.
"AH!" Corazon screamed, trying to pat out the flames. "Doffy, put it out!"
"I'll call firefighters," Doflamingo took out his cell phone and sent a message to the Dressrosa Fire Department. "I'll call your fam," He texted Bellemere. "And I'll also call the ambulance too," He notified the hospital that it was a Code Corazon. "Cora, Cora, are you on fire?"
"SHUT UP AND HELP ME!"