I hope this is the first of many Cas-Sexting drabbles. Because I just know it will be hilarious.
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. But if I did, Cas would learn about sexting. And we all know he'd sext to Dean.
You and Dean sat on the couch in the small motel room watching the news, while Sam typed away on his laptop.
Castiel appeared in between you two, almost sitting on you on the cramped loveseat.
"Jeez, Cas. Why do you have to do that and just pop up out of nowhere?" Dean asks with a hint of anger in his voice, because when Castiel appeared he nearly spilled Dean's beer.
"What are the tv people talking about?" Castiel looks curious at the tanned news reporter.
"They're talking about sexting, Cas." You reply, nonchalantly. "Apparently it's become an epidemic in schools. You know, with all the hormone ridden teenagers and whatnot."
"What is sexting?" Castiel asks innocently. You look at Dean, who then looked at you with 'I'm not gonna explain it to him' look. You just shot the look right back at him. Sam was no help because he wasn't even listening to you guys. "Dean, what is this sexting?"
You stifle a giggle as you and Castiel curiously look to you Dean for his enlightening explanation.
"Um, okay Cas. Sexting. It's like sending a text message. You remember sending text messages, right?" Dean asks, raising his eyebrows as if he were talking to a little kid. Castiel nods and then mumbles about emoticons and the ones he likes. "Okay, so it's like sending a sexy text message. Which is why they call it sexting." Dean then leans back into the couch, obviously satisfied with his answer to Castiel.
"Sexy messages?" Castiel asks, his face twisted up in confusion.
"Yeah, Cas. Like a 'hey guess what I'm wearing?' or 'I can't wait to get you in bed,' or something like that." You chime in, adding your thoughts.
"Really, _?" Dean looks at you incredulously. "Who says 'I can't wait to get you in bed?' Sixteen year olds, that's who."
"Oh yeah? Well then what do adults say when they text, huh Dean?" You reply, a little hurt. You thought it sounded pretty good.
"You just say something simple like 'hey sexy' and then send them nudes." He smiles and then takes a drink of his beer.
"Nudes?" Castiel looks deeply confused now.
"Naked pictures." Sam yells over from his computer, then turns back to begin typing again.
"Why would you want to send someone a picture of you naked?" Castiel asks, still not quite getting the point of sexting.
"Because naked girls are hot, Cas!" Dean says, a little too enthusiastically.
"I don't think you understand that girls don't want to see a guy's junk randomly throughout her day." You roll your eyes at Dean. "Cas, girls don't like that. It's more like, a naked upper body for a guy. Or maybe you got a new bra and want to show it off, type thing. Or no nudes at all. Just a sexy sentence like Dean told you earlier."
Castiel looks down and then looks back up to you. "Okay, I think I got it."
Poor baby Cas xD lol. So I'm pretty sure I want to continue this more, like you know, funny aftermath of Cas learning about sexting and whatnot. Also, in the near future I want to make some Castiel smut, hehe.
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Also, I love Sam for throwing in his two cents xD & Dean for always being his sexy little self.