Let's Rave

by Obi wan Kanoli

I couldn't just have a normal three weeks could I? That was just too hard to ask. Now I have to deal with three idiots in Panama, my brother and my idiotic best friend. Now what?"

1. Chapter 1

Let's Rave.

Author's Note: This is a friend of mine's story that she wrote, but she doesn't have an account. So being the nice person I am, I let her put it up on mine. Just let me know if she should continue you writing or not!

Chapter one: You lie.

"Jaydn! We're leaving!" I popped up and effectively managed to knock myself out of my bed. Covers included. I hastily brushed my messy bangs out of my eyes, grabbed my slippers and ran down the hall to say goodbye to my mom and dad. They were leaving to go to Hawaii for some stupid convention of my fathers and wouldn't be back for a good three weeks. "Jaydn!"

'Coming!' And come I did, I fell down the stairs and landed moaning at my mothers feet. She tutted her teeth and helped me up.

"You really have to be more careful, last time that happened you almost broke your ankle." She could go on hours and hours about how I almost did this, and almost did that, I just rolled my eyes and acted like I cared."Did you hear me?"

"Yes mother." I sighed and crossed my arms leaning against the stair railing. I could see my father throwing the bags in the van. I'm so glad they were leaving me the four runner, I don't know what I would have done if they had left me that van, it makes me shutter just thinking about it.

"Now, I expect you to behave, you're sixteen and I know you know how, so please try! Now, I believe you're just having Sam over, correct?" I sighed and nodded, I swear I told her this ten times yesterday. My dad beeped the horn impatiently, and my mom just waved him off. "Ok, well you have all the information you need right? The emergency contact numbers are on the counter, and Mrs. Salang across the street is always here, if you need anything just go to her. You have out credit card which is only for emergencies mind you. And your brother should be coming down from college in a few days." Damn, there went my shopping plans, my dad hit the horn again.

"Mom! I'll be fine! I've done this before! Dad's waiting."

'Yes I know you have, but not for three weeks! Oh sugar." She grabbed me in a hug with strength I didn't know some one her size possessed.

"Mom! Can't. Breathe."

"Oh sorry, well we're off." She kissed me on the cheek and started out but stopped and turned around. "You do know you can call-"

'Yes mom, go now before dad has an aneurysm or breaks the car horn." He had been sitting on the horn for a good five minutes now. Go!" She smiled and turned to leave, stopping again. I placed my hand on her shoulder and pushed her to the door." Mother, I have everything, go!" She nodded and walked out the door to the car, screaming at my dad the whole way. We'll that sums my family up. Always yelling or in a hurry. As soon as there car was out of sight I ran into the kitchen to grab my phone, successfully slipping on my pink bunny slippers I had forgotten when I fell. Always my luck.

"Hello?" My best friend picked up sounding dead, I suppose I woke her up.

"Sam, it's nearly twelve, time to rise and shine." I smirked at her cussing on the other side.

'NO! It's a Saturday! The first day of summer! I refuse to get up!" she snarled and I could hear her snore a little.

"I'm going to go get the stuff for our LOTR night and I was going to let you pick out the candy..."

'I'll be over in five minutes. CLICK." I laughed and threw the phone on the couch before racing up stairs and throwing on a pair of Hollister jeans and a volleyball t shirt. I grabbed my phone and keys and ran down the stairs to wait. Samantha Parkes had been my best friend for the longest time and only lived a few blocks down from me. When we were little she would always sneak out of her house and we would go run around in the woods for hours.

"Wonder what's on t-"

'Lucy I'm home!" Sam threw open my door with her worst Ricky Ricardo impersonation while standing with her arms wide open. I stood up and thrust my list in her chest and walked out the door. 'What, no kiss?"

"Come on Desi." She laughed and jumped into the passenger seat and started messing with my radio before I even had the car on. The first thing that came on was Crank Dat Soulja Boy, we stared at each other for a minute and started cracking up, who on earth thought up these kinds of songs? "That has got to go.' I gasped out leaning against the steering wheel to breathe. She nodded agreement and grabbed one of the thousands of cds in my car into the player and we were off.

"Chips. Tortillas. Beef. Salsa. Why are you buying all this stuff? It sounds like your trying to make me fat?" I raised my eyebrow at her and hit her with a baguette. 'Oh ho! Is that a challenge?"

"If you say so!" We dropped our purses and started to crack each other over the head with the bread until I felt the manager breathing down my neck. "Oh um, hello. We were just, checking out how, soft! How soft, these baguettes are, man I love some soft French bread. Don't you Sam?" She nodded and threw her crumbled thing that used to be edible in our cart, and started to walk off, I smiled once more at the manager and ran after her.

"Man, he should be more careful, or that tick in his neck is gonna pop out one day." Sam grabbed the salsa and lobbed it into the cart, surprisingly the thing didn't explode.

"Can you just place the glass stuff, that can break, into the cart, and not throw it? I don't think I want another run in with Meat head if you don't mind." She snorted and grabbed the Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew and carefully placed it into the cart smiling at me the whole time. "See, now that wasn't so hard now was it?" She rolled her eyes and ran down the aisle over, which happened to be candy. Surprise surprise.

"Can we please get some for our marathon please! Please!"She grabbed my arms and started to shake me so I nodded and stepped back letting the mad woman have her free reign. She threw about ten bags of candy in the cart and smiled. "Done. Let's go home now" I laughed and pushed the cart after her, she was such a dork.

'Cash or credit ma'am?" I could feel the spit hitting my face every time the cashier popped her bubble.

"Credit please." I could hear her fake nails clicking on the keyboard and she thrust the pen at me, almost impaling me with on of them. I smiled and quickly scrawled my mom's name on the paper, threw some bags at Sam, grabbed the others and ran out of the store.

"Please tell me you saw her hair?" Sam whispered gasping for breathe leaning against the car.

" I have to admit. Beehives aren't exactly the style anymore." Then my song came on. Only the coolest song to ever exist, and the first time I'd ever heard it on the radio. 'TURN IT UP!" I let our windows down and the two of us belted out the English version of Numa Numa while driving down Main street in Panama City. Every head turned and glared at us which just made us laugh harder.

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'Are you ready to rumble!!" I announced standing on my sofa screaming out like a WWF wrestling announcer, Sam was rolling on the floor laughing and I hadn't even said anything funny. So we'd had a little too much caffeine? It happens. "It's time to present! BASSHUNER!" I grabbed the remote and turned music up as loud as I could and started to dance like an idiot to Now You're Gone, until I fell over Sam and hit the floor laughing. We continued to roll around on the floor for a good ten minutes until she popped up, my leg caught on her head.

"Do you know what time it is?" She asked me as serious as she could be at the moment. I shook my head trying to contain my laughter at her hair, it was originally in a pony tail, now it was hanging on the side of her head with her bangs all over the place.

'No, what time is it?"

'Time, for, LOTR!" I cheered and ran over the the DVD player and smacked the FotR in, only one problem. When I pressed the play button, everything went out including the street light outside my window. "Damn, perfect timing."I got up and started walking across the room like a blind person, successfully cracking my knee on the coffee table quite a few times before I finally reached the light switch. I flicked once, and nothing happened so I just sat there and flicked it for like ten minutes before I finally gave up. Still nothing.

"I don't think it worked." I heard Sam yell from over where I assumed the couch was.

"Good one Sherlock. You really are a genius."

"Oh keep sniffing Watson." she snapped back. I leaned against the wall laughing. What a good one.

"Alright, then you come over here and fix it. I dare you."

'I will!" I heard lots of bangs and crashes and cuss words until I felt her groping around my hand for the switch, she flicked it, and I was instantly blinded with light. "See? Told you I would." She smirked at me.

'That had to be merely coincidence young lady." I doubt it was anything but that.

I heard another crash and I jumped into Sam's arms, who immediately dropped me.

"It was just thunder you dolt." Sure enough I could see the flashes of light illuminating my window, I started to laugh and walk back over to the tv when I heard another crash that wasn't thunder.

'Get off my ye damned elf!" I whirled back to look at Sam whose face had gone white.

'Was that just thunder?" I teased and walked over to the basement door where the noise had sounded like it originated from.

'Well if you weren't so thick, it would have been easier for me to miss you!" Another voice shouted back. The voices sounded oddly familiar but I couldn't place it exactly. I looked at Sam who nodded her head, and I walked over to my hall closet and grabbed a baseball bat, a curtain rod for Sam, and a pair of my soccer cleats to throw. I nodded once more at her and opened the door.

"Shh, both of you, did you hear that?" Sam and I stopped at the top of the stairs and peered into the darkness, and still couldn't see anything. Well, at least we know there are three of them to us two. Fantastic.

"Aragorn, nad tul." I stopped and exchanged a look with Sam, what the hell kinda language was that? And who has that kinda name now a days? She shrugged and motioned for me to continue.

"Man cenich? "The last voice was low like he was trying to keep us from hearing. The second voice was about to speak, so we mustered our courage and jump the last two stairs, flipped the light switch on prepared to attack, and screamed.

"HOLY SHIT! SAM!" I looked at her and screamed, she screamed, I looked back at the men standing in my basement and screamed, they covered their ears. I continued to scream until I ran out of breath. I was about to scream again when one of the men, a rather attractive blond ran forward and slapped his and on my mouth. I freaked out and bit him, when he released me I sprinted back up the stairs Sam crashing after me, still screaming. I turned in time to see the blond and the greasy haired one running up the stairs after us. I screamed again and slammed the door in their faces, hearing a satisfying crash. I locked it and ran across the room to hide behind the couch. I felt Sam skid to a halt beside me, and sat trying to catch my breath.

'What was that?' I looked at Sam still trying to catch my breath.

'What?" I gasped.

"You. Just had the three main people of the Fellowship, hanging out. In your basement. What the hell are you going to do?"

"Um, I'm going to sleep, because I believe this is all some big nightmare, and in the morning,m I'm going to go to the pool and act like nothing happened tonight." I smiled until I heard some one groan on the other side of the door, Sam raised her eyebrow. "OK, I lied, I'm going to sit here, and watch that door, not falling asleep, until morning, then I'm calling the cops."

"Why don't you do that now?"

"I um, left the house phone downstairs, and my cell is dead I think. Besides, the Lord of the Rings, isn't even real Samma." I smiled at her glare.

"Perfect, and I left mine at home cause I didn't think I needed it. Well that's even better, cause that means you have three freaks locked in your basement, who think they're the Fellowship." She glared and flipped on her side. 'I'm going to bed, you're going to make sure nothing comes out of that door."

'Why! This is my house! I should get to go to bed!"

'Exactly, it's your house." I glared and turned back to face the door. Not very long afterwards I was fast asleep.

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"Man, my head hurts! I feel I just had a fight with death, and lost." I mumbled standing and stretching. Sam was still passed out on the floor, drooling on my mom's carpet, I just shrugged and walked over her. 'There was something had to do today, what was it? Oh yeah! The cat! Go tot feed the cat, or is it the dog? Oh no Ringo is with my aunt so it is Cookie. Right to the basement." I looked across my living room, which looked like a disaster I might add, and set my head before trying to pick the least painful way to get across. I rubbed my eyes and pulled the door open, looked down and nearly passed out. Instead I screamed."SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!" the three men that were asleep at my door popped up, the one who looked Legolas one had a bloody nose, I wonder how. I screamed and ran towards the door only to be caught by Lego-impersonator, I delivered a quick kick to the groin and a whack in the face with my head and continued to run.

'DON'T YOU LEAVE ME JAYDN MELOT BURCH! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU WHEN I'M A GHOST!" Damn, forgot Sam, I stood and looked between my best friend who was viciously fighting to get away from the man with the greasy hair, and freedom. I stalled too long and the blond one had me again.

"RAPE!" I screamed and kicked again, he grabbed my leg.

'I don't think so milady." He threw me down beside Sam and pulled out a bow. Oh, so now there are freaks traveling with weapons.

"Whoa, you guys really went all out. But you can leave anytime you want, take every thing if you want, I won't call the cops." I smiled nervously from the point of the arrow to the wincing blond man. He was really gorgeous, didn't just say that.

"What do you mean, cops?" The greasy haired Aragorn impersonator asked looking between Sam and I, I just raised my eyebrow.

'OK, game over, you can come out of character now homeboy." He continued to look at me funny. I got pissed off and made to stand, 'Legolas' thrust the arrow closer to me, I glared at him and pushed out of my way to get to 'Aragorn'. 'Look, just take whatever you want, and get out. Ok, I won't tell anyone about your little Lord of the Ring'[s fix, and I won't call the cops." Bad Idea. I was under the point of a sword, arrow and ax in no time. "Sam, a little help."

'What do you know of the ring?" 'Aragorn' snarled. Sam started laughing, he turned to glare at her.

'How much do you get paid man? You guys are really convincing honestly, I really would think you were Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, you were Aragorn, son of Arathorn, her of Isildur, and you were really Gimli son of Gloin. Props, I'd watch any movie you played in." she continued to laugh until she caught the look of the three off guard men. "You really think you are those people don't you?"

"We are those people that you say, how do you know of us?" 'Legolas stepped forward pointing the arrow in her face she stuck her hands up in surrender and backed up.

"Hey, you're obviously more into the movies than I am, and that's hard to beat, but I've read the books a few times too."

"Movies? Books? What?" 'Legolas' had a look of pure confusion on his face, it was adorable and made me want to pinch his cheek, but I don't think he would take to that lightly.

'You know, books, about the story." She walked over to the Dvd player and pressed play. 'The movies, with your story." She waved at the television behind her, it was at the end where Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas should be preparing to go after Merry and Pippin, too bad they weren't there.

'Um Samma, we have a problem." All heads turned to me, Sam raised her eyebrow and looked at me funny I motioned to the tv behind her.

"What?"

'There not on the tv anymore." She turned and gasped, and then looked at the three men, then back at me before screaming. Aragorn smacked his hand over her mouth and tried to calm her down.

'Oh yes, scare the shit out of her, that's really going to make her stop screaming, smart guy." He sent me a scathing look and dropped Sam, who was now in such shock she wasn't moving. "You killed her!"

"She is merely shock young lady. Now, could you be so kind as to explain where we are? And who are you? Since you obviously know us already." Aragorn crossed his arms and smiled at me.

"Well, your in Panama City Florida. My name as I guess you heard earlier is Jaydn Melot Burch, that thing sitting in shock over there, is Samantha Parkes. Welcome to the US."

"Welcome to the us? What does that mean?" Wow, that was something I never thought I would hear anyone say. When I finally stopped laughing gorgeous elf boy was staring at me. I stood and made to place a hand on his shoulder, too bad I couldn't reach it.

"The US stand for United States, which is where you are. I have a feeling that you were transported or something, I don't know how though. What were you doing before you got here?"

"We were visiting with the Lady of the Realm." Aragorn glanced at Gimli who know had a look of pure ecstasy on his face, I just only hope it stays there. 'Then, the next thing I know we're in your basement, and you're screaming at us like a banshee." I blushed at that, maybe we had over reacted.

"Not to mention you bit me, and I think you broke my nose." Legolas muttered, he did kinda sound funny. I smiled innocently and walked over to him.

"Sorry, I was scared and all." He nodded and rolled his eyes. "Well here's the deal, we'll get you guys into the shower, clean you up, I'll take you to get your nose looked at, and then we'll try to get you home? How does that sound?"

'Shower?" Legolas raised his eyebrow again, I had to resist the urge to kiss him.

"Bathe?" They all nodded understanding. "Now, were is my phone...SAM! Wake up and help me

get these guys some clothes. From my brother's room kay?" She shook her head and looked in between me and the others and fainted. Legolas made to go forward and she if she was alright, I shook my head, he just looked at me funny. Sam then stood back up, making him jump, and turned back to me.

'Ready?"

"Let's do this." I frog marched Aragorn up to the bathroom first, he was the one with the real need for a bath. Big time, his hair had it's own odor. I shoved him in the bathroom and ran down the hall to my brother's room to grab a spare pair swimming trunks. I shoved them into Aragorn's arm and told him to change into them quickly, and open the door when he had them on. I almost fainted with fan girly delight when I saw his chiseled chest. I'm just glad it was me and not Sam, she would have glomped him right then and there. It took him about ten minutes and he was done,but I shoved him back in there and made sure to wash his hair until it smelled of Pantene, as girly as that is. He walked out shaking his ears trying to get the water out of his ears. I threw him a pair of my brother's jeans and a Hurley t shirt and told him to change into that and wait down stairs he nodded and then it was Gimli's turn. I don't think I've ever heard something as funny as him singing. He came out and I told him to change into to a pair of my dad's sweat pants and a sweat shirt. When he finally got the pants on, he looked like some five year old trying to wear his father's clothes. I tried hard to contain my laughter as I thought him how to roll his hemline up so they were shorter. He looked ever funnier then, so I just shoved him down the stairs and laughed until the Legolas came. My knees went weak when he smiled at me without his shirt on.

"Now what lady Jaydn?" My name sounded funny in his little accent, it was hard not to laugh.

'Please don't call my lady, that is so weird. Anyway, time to give you a bath." I smiled and shoved him into the shower and closed the curtain,unfortunately, he wasn't used to being pushed and grabbed my arms and pulled me down with him. We got tangled in the curtain and knocked everything all over the place. I was straddling him and he had nothing but swim trunks on, here goes the blush I can feel it. Thank God for female hormones right? I tried to get us untangled but only managed to make it worse, I sat fuming on top of a gorgeous, laughing elf. Just what I needed. I went to lay down and smacked my head on his nose, he sucked air through his teeth and I shot back up.

'Oh man! I'm sorry! Does it really hurt now!" I struggled harder to get unloose he continued to smirk and rub his nose. He smiled at me before resting his hands on mine telling me to stop. Jump aboard the blush train anytime you feel like it.

"Here let me." No surprise when I say he got it undone in no time right? Damned elves. I stuck my hand out to help him up.

"Ok, I'm not going to push you again." he was smirking at my blush I just know it, he's so damned gorgeous. Didn't think any of those thoughts. Nope. Not me. Got a boyfriend, yup. "Now, get in the shower." He nodded and stepped in, I stuck my hand in and turned the water on, and he yelped when he got hit with the first wave of cold water. I couldn't help but snicker. 'Do you see that little cloth over in the corner? Well, use that and that little bar of soap in the other corner, and call me when you're done." He nodded and I closed the door and leaned against it trying to wish my blush to go away before I finally went to see how Sam was doing. As soon as I reached Brandon's room I slammed the door and jerked Sam over to the bed.

'What the hell do we do now?"

Author's Note: Well, tell me what you think and if she should continue or not! Thanks!