Disclaimer: I give one of my mommeh's Mills & Boon books full credit for the lemon scene. Ha, no. Whatever I have written I have written myself. Oh yes. I own no MKR.
Authour's note: Narri writes really good lemons. I'll just copy hers! XD
"Hey Fuu"
"Yes, Ferio?" Fuu looked up at Ferio. They were alone.
"Let's lemon"
"What? Why"
"Because..." Ferio said, rolling his eyes "We might as well considering, there are LOADS of crap lemons out there involving us"
"Including HyperLinkMokhiniso's one"
"Especially that one." Ferio continued "And really, the authouress can't be arsed working out a plot leading up to a lemon scene and wants to try writing a lemon, even though it'll probably be worse than HyperLinkMokhiniso's lemon and she shouldn't even bother attempting to write a lemon"
"How can it be worse than HyperLinkMokhiniso's lemon"
"I don't know. Our authouress hasn't written it yet"
"Oh" said Fuu "Anyway. Just be thankful, our authouress didn't write a Ferio/Presea"
"Presea! How does that work?" Fuu asked confused.
"Well, I guess, the authouress figured that if I'm busy with Presea, then there's no one paired with the authouress' beloved Clef"
"What about Umi? Clemi fics are rather popular"
"No. The Authouress supports Asmi"
"How do you know all of this anyway?" asked Fuu, raising her eyebrow.
"I don't know" Ferio pondered "Anyway, Let's go" And off they went to do citric activities.
(Enter Lemoning Here)
"Well?" asked Fuu, as she snuggled up to Ferio beneath the sheets.
"Hmmm..." Ferio thought about this for a moment "Daijiro was better."
Who's Daijiro? Well read 'Witchcraft' or 'Real Life Doesn't Always Have A Happy Ending' by HyperLinkMokhiniso