Sasori was grumpy today.
Not grumpy, but another word worse than that. He was pissed. First, termites ate through his arm, then the termites ate 2 of his puppets, and now Deidara was blabbing non-stop about who knows what! Sasori glared as the loquacious blonde, suggesting to himself that he turn his dope-of-a-friend into one of his puppets. The red-head ignored Deidara, and looked outside the hole that was conveniently on the wall, a window, he supposed.
"...And then he called me a bitch, un! That little brat, un, he is so going to pay for this -- Sasori-no-danna, un? You listening, un?" he said, waving a hand in the red head's face. Sasori glared.
"What do you want?" he asked maliciously. Deidara was used to this kind of treatment, so he continued blabbering on about random crap. Sasori winced everytime the blonde said 'UN'.
"So, she was walking, un, and I was like 'DAYUUMMM' and then I slapped her booty, un, and she slapped me, UN, and then, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN, UN!!" Sasori gritted his teeth and glared at the blonde.
"Will you stop saying that damn word?!" he yelled angrily. Deidara had a dumbstruck face on.
"Eh? What word, un?" the blonde asked, scratching his head slightly.
"That word! UN!" Sasori yelled once more, making the other man jump.
"Why, un?" Deidara said. Sasori's glare intensified.
"Because! Nobody says that word! And, it's irritating!" the red-head grumbled. Deidara looked at the puppeteer with a questioning look.
"Huh? Everybody says that word, un."
"Not."
"Yes! Everyone says that word." Deidara implied.
"HOW." he said dangerously. He was now furious, resisted to hit the dolt upside the head.
"Everyone says UNdeniable. Everyone says UNbelievable. Everyone says UNder." Deidara stated a-matter-of-factly. Sasori stared at him incredulously. His eye twitched, and he sighed. He walked back to his room. Behind him, Deidara had a victory face on.