Okay hello readers this is a belpan fic because I have always thought this couple would be actually one, quite intresting two, fun to write about. Anyway so hehe the phyco and the stoic softy... Oh my god that's the titile. Anyway R and R and enjoy : Kawaiimafokushi Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia! Kiiku Honda and Natalya Arlyovaskaya are their human names
(Kiku's POV)
My eyes gently open as sunlight streams in through the window. I smile at the knowingness of the day it is. "Oh my it's saturday already." I say quietly smiling. I get up, get out of bed, make my bed and go to my hotsprings. I sit in the small outdoor space relaxing and soaking myself in the water. Suddenly, I see a flash of platinum blonde and a flash of what seems like white after it. The figure seems to stop nearby. Intrigued, I sit silently and listen. "Nii san why?" One figure says sadly obvously trying to hold in tears.
"Because Belarus you are just so fucking annoying chasing after me with that fucking knife all the time." He barks back at her. I finally figure out that it's Russia and Belarus who are five steps infront of me. As quietly as I can, I get out of the water, clad myself in a towel and quietly walk up to them both. "Ohayo Natalia and Ivan." I say politley. They look at me as if I'm crazy and so I take the que to leave and sprint back to my house slamming the door shut. Quickly, I get dressed and go back outside. I only seee Belarus standing there with a huge slap mark on her left cheek and her on the edge of tears. "Belarus what is wrong?" I ask her softly.
"Ivan kicked me out of the house." She hiccups before bursting into tears. I gently wrap my arms around her and comfort her. Her knife clatters to the ground. "You can stay here if you want." I say trying to comfort her even more.
"Really?" She sniffles.
"Yeah of course." I say smiling slightly.
"Thank you Kiku." She whispers while hugging me tightly. I turn slightly pink at the lack of personal space. Suddenly, I see Ludwig and Felancio standing at the side of the house trapped in horror. Slowly, I look at them mouthing run. Disagreeing, I shake my head and slowly hug her back.
"Come on we should get inside." I say quietly while walking past the two horrified countries staring at me making sure that Natalya doesn't see them. We get inside and I sit her down on the couch. She starts to read some manga. In a rush, I run outside to Felancio and Ludwig. "What the fuck are you doing?" He quietly shouts in his usal German accent.
"Ivan kicked her out of his house." I answer quietly.
"Ci I think that Japan is doing the right thing." Felancio replies a bit too loud.
"Kiku are you okay?" She calls out.
"Hai I'm fine." I call back. I shush Italy and let them inside the house.
"Natalya, Ludwig and Felancio are here." I say rather quietly.
"Oh okay." She says back quietly. I see Ludwig sweatdrop as he sits on the floor quietly. However, Felancio sits next to her and starts a conversaition. 'this can't end well.' I sigh in my mind. "So your a living with a Japan ve?" He says in his Italian voice. Belarus nods.
"Where is a that a slap mark from?" He asks. Her eyes go wide and I slap my hand over Italy's mouth before he can say anything.
"Y-you don't have to answer that." I say quickly. She nods quietly and goes back to reading manga. Ludwig looks at us trying not to freak out and write his will right there and then. "So what are we doing today." I say desperatley trying to change the subject.
"Manga shopping, Wurst eating, paintball, The usual" Ludwig states sweating less.
"Oh right. Natalya do you want to accompany us?" I ask her. She looks at me. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Ludwig begging for her to say no.
"Okay." She says smiling weakly. Ludwig is silently bashing his head on the floor while Felancio is licking my hand, which is still over his mouth.
"Felancio please don't lick my hand." I say trying to stay calm. He stops and I let go of his mouth. "Well what are we waiting for let's go." I say after washing my hand. We all set out into town. Luckily, Belarus left her knife at home and so we all start to calm down. We enter a manga shop. After about half an hour, I buy some airgear for myself and Natalya while Ludwig and Felancio buy some Hentai. We exit the store with us walking behind the two reading Hentai. "Dude look at the girl's tits." Felancio drools. I blush out of embarrassment.
"Hey let me see!" Belarus calls out while running up to them both. not wanting to get lost in the crouds, I run up to them. "Wow group orgi." She marvels. Ludwig and Felancio stop and look at her. "How do you know?" Ludwig states intrested.
"I'm no saint." She confesses smiling.
"You a read Hentai?" Felancio asks.
"Nope I watched Ivan's porn when he was on business trips." She explains.
"Wow hardcore." Ludwig marvels.
"Yeah his porn has the worst stuff." I say trying to get into the converaition.
"Yeah it does." Natalya agrees before wrapping her arm around my shoulder. We soon arrive to the usual wurst shop.
"Eh Feli, Luddy, and Kik!" Hans (The chef) Smiles. He winks at me. "So who is this fine lady?" He asks me.
"This is my new roommate Natalya." I say introducing her.
"I'm Hans." He says while stretching his hand out. She shakes it with a crushing grip.
"Nice to meet you Hans." She says while letting go of his hand. He massages his crushed hand before asking us what we want.
"Just the ususal." Ludwig says. Soon after, we are given our wurst. We soon eat it. I feel something tickle the back of my throat. Natalya puts her hand in my mouth and fishes out a dog hair. I blush from the lack of personal space. "Oi Hans!" Natalya calls. He comes rushing over.
"ja?" he asks.
"Are you keeping a dog here?" She asks. He shakes his head.
"My brother breeds dogs and gave me an unwanted puppy." He says. "She needs to be rehomed but no one wants a german shepherd so I'm concidering putting her down." He replies.
"NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Natalya shouts in desperation. He looks at her with an eyebrow raised. "What I mean is can I see the dog?" She asks. He nods and leads her to where this dog is. She comes back out with the happiest smile I have ever seen on her face. and with a large puppy in her arms. "She's so adorable." She cooes. I walk up to her and stroke the young dog gently. "How old is she?" I call to Hans.
"About six months old." He replies. I see Belarus struggle to carry the rather large dog so she puts the dog onto the floor.
"Kami that dog is huge." I marvel. She seems to lick my hand and jump up on me. I nearly topple over but I somehow manage to keep myself standing. She goes over to Ludwig. "Ah a fine dog." He marvels. She jumps up on her but he stays completely standing and rubs her belly.
"What is a all the commotion ve?" Felancio asks. The young dog soon jumps on Feli making him topple over and fall onto the ground. She carries on licking his face. He laughs. "No, please a that a tickles." He laughs. Belarus turns to me wth pleading eyes.
"What is it miss Belarus?" I ask her.
"Can we keep her?" She asks. Her icy blue eyes lock onto mine.
"Okay." I sigh in defeat.
"Oi Hans can we take the dog off of your hands?" Natalya asks
"Yeah sure." He says. I pay for the food and we all walk out of the wurst shop