(The main three arefucking riving to da hospitlal, they are in a huge fucking hurry)
Excadrill said Come on! Can the van move any faster?
Aegislash said I knew we should've bought the shadow car
Tyranitar said I hope we can trADE this crust bucket in for a better car
Excadrill said Yeah, the prat mobile
Tyranitar said LAUGH NOW!
Tyranitar said fux the shadow car, the van is so much better!
Aegislash said you wouldnt know a cool car contratioptioconstipation if it ran you over and tarted at you!
Excadrill said ya cuz hed thankfull y be fuxing ded!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Tyranitar said We have to get to da hospital as fast as we can
Aegislash said Why do we still have the van?
Excadrill said Because Tyranira can't move on
Tyranitar said Oi, tbat fan's been here since da beginning
Excadrill said Yeah, the dawn of time because it was made in dinosaur times
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Aegislash said I say we chuck it in the void as part of my last supper
Tyranitar said Is there a FatDonald's int he void?
Aegislash said thankfully a bt of shit has closed
Tyranitar said ya cuz working for gayrados is so much better! i mis a bit of company name
Excadrill said Stop thinking about supper fatty, we have to get to the hospital
Tyranitar said i wasnt talking about supper you packet of prawn cocktail flavoured runners crisps
Aegislash said FINE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, let's go!11
(at da hospitaal, their gust in time! YAY!)
Excadrill said We're at da hospital
Tyranitar said is there a fatdonalds, id starvin
Gyarados said Hurry up!
Salamence said GET A MOVE ON SLOWCOACHES
Aegislash said DON'T BOSS ME ABOUT SALAMEANIE
Aegislash said Capnnneedsthewash, how is the feebled creature doing?
Conkeldurr said I'M PROGNANT (fartz)
Tyranitar said YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FATHER CONK! saidD
Excadrill said hopefully the babby wont carry the stinky stink
Conkeldurr said *Hits Excadrill* Call me granny#
Gyarados said maybe you should hit excadrill twice
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill twice* why?
Gyarados said one once from u and once for da baby
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill twice again* okay then
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill 2 moar times* CALL ME GRANNY!
Conkeldurr said *Hits Excadrill again* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH YOU GOT HIRT
Tyranitar said YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MUMMY CONK
Conkeldurr said That's grandmummy to you windbreaker
LAUGH NOW
Salamence said NeyneyNAHH. THE POWER OF LOVE!
Garchomp said Yarharhar, Good day Tyranutar
Tyranitar said Indeed it is
BEEF SONG
Gyarados said Shut up. The oother customrrs probably don't want to hear screaming about beef
Aegislash said This isn't the rusty crap. Hpospitals have patients, like my dwindling patience for your feebeled pub
Gyarados said Oi, I run the best pub tallkey
Excadrill said More like the wrorst pub in smallkey
Salamence said SHUT UP LITTLE BUD
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said He's a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Garchomp said Yar har har, how's it going little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said He's a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Gyarados said Stop whining little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said He's a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* why didn't yoou give your granny a kiss little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said He's a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
LAUGH NOW
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I can be the auntie?
Pop said can i be the godfather?
Excadrill said more the like the fatty shit poo poo fart bucket cowpat
Tyranitar said *laugh now*
Gyarados said You're too smelly to be an auntie
Garchomp said but i could tell him about sea storys
Tyranitar said they could be could good for putting the babby to sleep
Conkeldurr said MAYBE I MIGHT WANT TO KILL IT AS A WAY OF PUTTING IT TO SLEEP!
Gyarados said let's don't get2 carried away
Excadrill said As you know, Conk is about to go into labour
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY!
Tyranitar said I wonder if I'll ever have an heir to a bit of this and a bit of that
Excadrill said I bet it'll have nitz
Tyranitar said Where are the ritz?
Aegislash said nFOOL! Excamouse was making a wisecrack about your offspring having nitz because hair and heir are clones
LAUGH NOW
Excadrill said I hope my cousin hasn't had to give birth yet
Tyranitar said how good is the hospital food?
Aegislash said i bet it tastes of the crapyard
Reuniclus said just so yu know, all hisopital food is 4 free
Tyranitar said FOROOOOOOUR!
Reuniclus said NO! 3!
Excadrill said y is it 4 3?
Reuniclus said because it's da hospital's 3 yeyar anniersary!
Aegislash said i hope it gets burned down in the dark war which ill win!
Tyranitar said Can we name the child after me?
Excadrill said jabba da slum would be an improvement
Tyranitar said *laugh now*
Gyarados said THE BABY WILL BE NAMED AFTER ME
Aegislash said The world needs more captainneedsthewash
Aegislash said What if it was the feeble twin?
Salamence said that'll mean that the baby will be mambo number 6!
Excadrill said the show is setting its success on the mambo number 5 reject, i wonder if it will get betty?
Gyarados said it will have to make do with a monday barrel
GarchomP said but gyarados got married on friday
Aegislash said HE GOT MARRIED ON TUESDAY! Y CANT YOU JUST DIE smelly!
Aegislash said I hope the new Gyaradish will give me more shadow juice
Gyarados said No way, I'll make sure my heir will charge your diinks on da expensive
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAUGH NOW
Tyranitar said How did you get preggy Conk?
Aegislash said I want to die
Conkeldurr said I've gotten around plenty of times in my young day
Gyarados said Any lucky customer shall receive a prized catch when Conk is in bed
Excadrill said Yeah, a piece of poo
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* call me granny
Tyranitar said Yeah, isn't Aegislash poo?
Aegislash said DON'T CALL ME POO YOU CONCRETE APPLE PIE
LAUGH NOW
Aegislash said What dinosaur boner was it this time?!
(Conkeldurr looks horrified that Aegislash discovered the dork secret)
(Conk remembers when he started shoving dinsosaur boners up his smelly ass)
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DINSOSAUR BONER NUMBER 1
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DINSOSAUR BONER NUMBER 2
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DINSOSAUR BONER NUMBER 3
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DINSOSAUR BONER NUMBER 4?
*The dinosaur boner pissintegrated due to the stink*
Salamence said Ur just jelly on da plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
Garchomp said um, jelly on dda plate
Tyranitar said Oi, I'vehad sexy sex
Excadrill said Yeah, a fatdonalds balloon
*laugh now*
(Tyranitar flashes back to the fateful day when the main 3, salamence and the retarded fuck who thinks hes da pirate went to fatdonalds for brekky)
Tyranitar said We're at fatdonalds
Salamence said I'm so glad I don't have to PAY for it
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i thought we were sailing the seas
Excadrill said That was a lie so we could have brekky together without gyarados making sure we buy all the cheap crap
Tyranitar said Yuck, ikky, i hate fatdonalds salad
Aegislash said i hate you, but i still perform dark endevor
Tyranitar said a quicky brekky, then we get to work
Aegislash said I WANT THE DAY OFF!
Tyranitar said no chance poo!
Aegislash said DONT CALL ME POO U LARDO LARDSHIT!
*Laugh now*
Tyranitar said all the meals are on me, salamence will pay for them
Salamence said i left my wallet at home
Tyranitar said Garchomp will pay for it!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i need some yummy money!
Tyranitar said here u go!
Garchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN THE JOLLY RODGER!
*he eats the £20 note*
Excadrill said STOP!
Aegislash said SHIT IT OUT! or there will be no fatdonalds brekky for u!
*Garchomp spits it out*
*Tyranitar takes a deep breath and picks it up!*
Excadrill said are you okay?
Tyranitar said i'll cope, salamence, wat r u havin?
Salamence said I'll have a fatdonalds lobster ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND a coniac pandcake
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, i want some fishy fish
Excadrill said Excadrill?
Tyranitar said I'll have a salad, i need to carefully calculate what veggies would go on the fucking fruit and n beg veg checklist
Aegislash said shadoh juis n shadow burga! get them or your soul will be wagered to the spirirt world for shadow cream cracker!
Tytranitar said I'll see if there are any there
*Tyranitar returns with 2 honesty brekkies*
Salamence said I see the goods have arrived, i see greedyguts has his uses after all
LAUGH NOW
Excadrill said The meal boxes look small
Excadrill said wheres my salad?
Tyranitar said They didn't have any of your retarded choice so I just bought some fatdonalds crinchy carrot dsticks. You and eggyslash can share one
Aegislash said I AM NOT ShARING A FEEBLED CARROT JUICE STICK DICK WITH THIS TURNIPP!, I WANT SHADOW JUICE...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWorthere'llbetrouble
Tyranitar said the workers got confused and gave me a glass of green stuff instead!
Garchomp said can i have some?
Tyranitar said sorry aegislash, garchomp gets your shadow juice!
Garchomp said yol hol hol, tyranitar luvs me the most!
Aegislash said itt was smelly shadow juice anyway!
Excadrill said you're meal looks big
Tyranitar said I got myself a big brekky
Garchomp said yar har har looks like a fine ship to me
Aegislash said FOOL, IT's A BIG BREKKY, NOT A SHIP YOU RETARDED LOSEr. I HOPE GET THE SHITTY HAPPY MEAL TOY
Garchomp said yo ho ho i got the gyarados toy
Salamence said oh wow
Tyranitar said I wish I got a happy meal toy
Garchomp said yar har har you should do more work
Excadrill said That'll never happen, he's too greddy with the yummy food
*LAUGH NOW*
Salamence said TYRANITAR! WHERE IS MY LOBSTER AND CONYAK?
Tyranitar said when i asked they gave me a happy meal toy which im keeping for myself!
Salamence said NATES SNOT FART!
Garchomp said blow da man down, where's my fishy fish?
*tyranitar takes the carrot out of his sausage and throws it at salamence*
Tyranitar said here you go
Excadrill said i'm going to add this crunchy carrot to my fruit n veg checklist!
Aegislash said POOP THAT NO ONE CARS ABOUT!
*The group finish the fucking happy meals, they are very full*
Tyranitar burped and said ah that hits da spot
Excadrill said dat was a yummy carrot.
Aegislash said boo hoo nates snot fart i want shadow burger
Tyranitar said you could have shared the carrot, but all you did was fuxing sulk
Tyranitar said I fucking love fatdonalds
Excadrill said Why don't you marry it?
Garchomp said yar har har Gyarados is married to bitty the barrel
Aegislash said i love shadow juice, but you don't see me giving it the ring of darkness
Tyranitar said There's a balloon here
Garchomp said yar har har is it a pirate balloon?
Salamence said ney ney neyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa you still play with baby's toys
Tyranitar said no i don't, i'll you what a true man is made of
Salamence said what are you going to do, have sexy sex with it?
Tyranitar said yeah, maybe i might
Garchomp said can i have it afterwards?
Excadrill said but it will have sticky cum all over it
Aegislash said youll have sticky blood all over you when the world of shadows is finished toying around with you!
*Tyranitar starts pounding the balloon, but not quite the same kind of pounds which he never makes in the market*
Tyranitar said OOOO OOO OOOOO FATDONALDS BALLOON!
Excadrill said hahaha, ur fat tubbbytar
LAUGH NOW
Salamence said cool im off to da market to make more yummy money than you
*he teleports*
Excadrill said man salamence never gives up
Tyranitar said i might take this balloon home with me
*they go outside, the balloon pops*
Garchomp said yo ho ho, you pooped da balloon!
*everyone is covered in cum*
Aegislash said humph, garchomp shall clean up the icky mess
Garchomp said yar har har i have tummy ache
Excadrill said clean the mess tuddy
Tyranitar said PORK PIEZ!
*back to da polt*
Salamence said I hope the baby gives me lots of money
Garchomp said LONG LIVE THE KINDLEE CREW
Gyarados said it'd be so much better if the fucking main three weren't there
Tyranitar said What's up Gyarados?
Gyarados said wubba lubba dub dub
LAUGH NOW
Tyranitar said please can we be at da higher reank in da crew Gyarados? I'd starving
Excadrill said Stop eating fatso
Laugh now
Tyranitar said Anything to eat at the hospital Gyarados? I'd starving
Excadrill said Hospital food tastes like poo, i'd rather eat one of Gyarados' shit sandwitches
Gyarados said guess i'm not very good at making sandwitches
Garchomp said yar har har can i have a pirate sandwitch
Gyarados said err, sure
Garchomp said yo ho ho, it's really really scwummy
Gyarados said GOOD THING I NEVER TOLD HIM ABOUT THE CORPSE IN THE CENTRE
Nurse Gardevoir said Give that back! I'm a male nurse
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I want a wanka bar
Gyarados said The main three. Buy granny a wanka bar. NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Aegislash said Go away. I'm buying a shadow pickle
Aegislash said I'm not buying anything for a lighter morsoul
Excadrill said Or else what?
Gyarados said Or else I'll kick you out of the pub, shit on your van, add your laziness when performing menial tasks to your CVs and make you mine more oil
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH N0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Excadrill said Stop shouting, Conk doesn't want to be disturbed
Conkeldurr said *tramples on little bud's nose* CALL ME GRANNY
Aegislash said FINE! I'll be buy a wanka bar, but i expect to be paid
Gyarados said err no, you're not getting paid as you smell of dirty dishwalter and no marmolade
Garchomp said YARHARHAR, GET THE WANKA BAR MAIN THREE
Tyranitar said Stop being bossy
Excadrill said Stop thinking about chocolate chunka
Laugh now
Tyranitar said isnt it unhealthy for conk to eat a wanka bar before he gives birth to gyarados?
Excadrill said your mother shouldnt have needed the toilet when going into labor but she gave birth to you!
*laugh now*
Aegislash said i think conk deserves a stale greenoler bar for his troubles
Conkeldurr said Call me granny
Aegislash said I have one PWR penny, its only meaning is being thrown at Garchomp
*throws PWR penny at Garchomp*
Garchomp said YARHARHAR! PIECES OF 8?!
Garchimp said but aegislash only frew 1 piece of 8!
Tyranitar said Chokky coins?
Excadrill said obese
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said The baby is kicking
Excadrill said I hope you die when the child farts in your dace
Aegislash said A child of Conk will unfortunatly inherit the stink
Conkeldurr said I bet I'll be smellier
Gyarados said I bet it will be a cute little child
Salamence said Me too
Salamence said Basil, did you pay for the playroom?
Gyarados said *puts on tranchcoat* i got 4
Tyranitar said 4
Gyarados said Yes, 4
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said HA, you can't even say four properly
Tyranitar said 4
Garchomp said YOLHOLHOL, IT'S A BIG BEEFERS LIFE 4 ME
Tyranitar said 4
Gyarados said I bet you still where nappies
Excadrill said Yeah, he does
LAUGH NOW
Gyarados said I wear scallywag underpants
Conkeldurr said ME TOOOO!
Tyranitar said Oi, the a bit of this and a bit of trotters independent traders pants are better
Salamence said nYpou couldn't even afford a plastic CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
LAUGH NOW
(the main 3 r fucking riving to da hospitlal they are late)
Excadrill said hear is ur wanka bar conk?
Gyarados said how did you get it so quickly?
Tyranitar said aegislash teleported us to the chuggen office and stole one!
Aegislash said i can teleport anytime and anywhere...but only when i feel like it!
Excadrill said and no, we're not using it to perform even more menial tasks for gyarados
Gyarados said oh yes you r!
Garchomp said Yohoho. Can I change its nappy?
Excadrill said garchomp still wears nappies!
Garchomp said Yarharhar, they're pirate nappies *he shits himself*
Gyarados said Tyranitar, you have to change Garchomp's nappy when we get back
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO
Conkeldurr said I'm going to give birth
Tyranitar said oh wow
Excadrill said guess what?
Aegislash said what you who?
Excadrill said We still haven't thought of da name
Tyranitar said How about Tyranitar/
Excadrill said tHE babby won't be obese though?
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I'm getting too old for this
Gyarados said CONK'S GOING TO BE A FATHER
Tyranitar said i can't wait for when i get married and give birth!
Excadrill said marriage is between a man and a woman and the woman is the one who gives birth
Salamence said Quiet both of you
Tyranitar said It's coming!
Excadrill said Not all over me
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I'm too old for this
Aegislash said CAN WE NAME IT SHADOW?!
Conkeldurr said WE'RE NOT NAMING IT SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT!
Gyarados said WE'RE GOING TO NAME IT AFTER ME!
Salamence said NEYNEYNAYY. I THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED MONEY!
Garchomp said Yohoho. Can I eat it?
Conkeldurr said It's...
(Gyarados comes out of the womb)
Gyarados said A LITTLE BIT OF CONK I CAME FROM HIS YUMMY TUMMY
Conkeldurr said IT'S dat boi
Everyone said Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *gyarados gives new gyarados a headlock*
(Gyarados wakes up in a courtroom, he is being tried by Judge Alakazam)
Alakazam said Basil Gyarados, you have been charged with smuggling, we shall now hear from the jury whether you're guilty or innocent
Gyarados said im innocent, just like the pub! LET ME GO!im innocent
Evil Twin said le guilty
Bisharp said guilty guvner
Raichu said innocent
*evil kicks her*
Raichu said or i mean guilty
Excadrill said you did your best
Raichu said thanks excadrill, you're the best cousin a failed news reporter could ask 4
Tyranitar said FOROOOOR
Salamence said HA! u cant even say 4 properly!
Tyranitar said FOROOOOR
GArchomp said yo ho ho, its a big baefers life 4 me!
Tyranitar said FOROOOOR
Alakazam said please could you stop farting around
Aegislash said why dont YOU stop BREATHING! EVEN OXYGEN IS RELUCTANT TO SHARE ITS POWER WITH THE LIKES OF YOU! I BET U LICK SHIT OFF THE SPOON!
*Alakazams scouls*
Excadrill said where's conk anyway?
Salamence said as you know, conk has gone to watch teletubbies with children.
Aegislash said tyranitar is tubby, he should act as a substitititititititititititititue for the children's television characters.
Lopunny said guilty
*Gyarados gives a confused krabs face*
Gogout said guilty *fartz*
The Muskateerz said guilty!
Bus driver said Man bisharp is dre...GUILTY!
Ice cream man said guilty!
Crobatman and Talonflame said guilty!
Alakazam said you have been found guilty of this crime, i am sentencing to 69 days in prison. you shall scrub prison floors and have dry bred, wet walter and NO MARMOLADE! what do you have to say?
Gyarados said I DONT WANT TO GO TO PWISON!
*he starts kicking, screaming, vomiting anf shitting himself lol*
Salamence said BAAASIIIIIIL!
Tyranitar said SWEAT! I get to turn the pub into a cheese shOp!
Gogoat said oh that was why i said guilty *fartz*
Everyone said Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*Salamence wakes up!*
Gyarados said everything alright madeer? it's time u got me my morning coffee!
Salamence said ill just get to it, remember to wake up the main 3 and prepare for when the arabs visit!
Gyarados said i wonder what the main 3 like to dream about?
(Excadrill had just woke up from dreaming about sexy conk)
Excadrill said phew i just had the strangest dream
Tyranitar said was it about becoming million man?
Excadrill said But tyranitar, we are million man
Tyranitar said Of course, time to beep the horn on my shiny red one
*Tyranitar beeps da horn, it is very loud*
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACE AND GO TO FUCKING SLEEP. YOU'RE WAKING THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURHOOD
Bisharp said you might find that you're the one waking the neighbourhood guvner
*Shoots a blaster stick from his motorbike
Aegislash said no way
(Aegislash wakes up)
Aegislash said The void will have to wait for another day
Gyarados said COME DOWN HERE THIS MINUTE!
Aegislash said FUX OFF!
Aegislash said FINE, let's go
(at da bar, civil is being a big bossy bitch)
Salamence said BASSSSILLLL
Gyarados said What is it madeer?
Salamence said Have you finished the moosehead
Garchomp said but garadose said deer?
Salamence said SHUT UP ROTTEN CUMBEARD
Tyranitar said Oi, that's rumbeard to you
Excadrill said everyone needs friends
Tyranitar said I haz loadsafriends
Aegislash said YOUR FEEBELED RONALD FATDONALD ACTION FIGURE
Laugh now
Gyarados said the main 3, ur late
Tyranitar said sorry gyarados.
Aegislash said I HAD DA BAD DARK NIGHTMARE DREAM ABOUT BISARP SHOOTING ME! I WANT A REFUND FOR LIFE!
Gyarados said As you know, some arabs are coming round to the pub. i want you all to make them feel welcome and make this pub look shit-shaped and basil fashioned.
Salamence said BASIL! What about the moose?
Gyarados said i'm going to get one of the main 3 or garchomp to do it.
Garchomp said Yar har har, aegislash should do it because he was late on deck
Gyarados said good idea garchomp
Aegislash said I DONTW WANT TO DO OT IT, GARCHOMP SMELLS OF SOHGGY SEAMAN!
*throws moosehead at Garchomp*
Gyarados said well, that gets the job done
Salamence said BUt I wanted it on the WAAAAAAAAAAL!
Excadrill said that means garchomp will havve to keep still and shut up for a change
Tyranitar said OI! garchomp's a mate, we need him to load crates into da van
Excadrill said you should do it, you need to loose wait after all
*laugh now*
Aegislash said i say cook should it. IT'S ABOUT TIME HE FULFILLED SOME PURPOSE IN THIS SHAGGY EXCUSE FOR A CAVERN!
Garchomp with a moose head said um it's the innocent pub
Tyranitar said That moosehead has really changed garchomp. Be careful who uou you call ugly in middle school
Excadrill said but your always ugly
Laugh
Aegislash said he was referring to his stinkier only fiend
Gyarados said shut up main t3. Or your next
Salamence said NEYANEYANEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm the best member of the crew
Tyranitar said i wish i was the best member of the crew
Aegislash said even a lesser moresoul like you has more worth when baking shadow donut using da secret recipe locked up in the depths of mt dung than conke
Salamence said Be nice to pub veteran
Salamence said Be nice to pub veteran
Gyarados said Yeah, Conkeldurr is a wise sage
Excadrill said more like a whiney aging fish finger
Conkeldurr said A MOOSE HAS COME INTO THE PUB
Excadrill said hahaha, conk believes that garchomp is a moose because he is wearing a moose head
Excadrill said hahaha, that was really funny
Garchomp said Yarharhar, its granny
Conkeldurr said You called me grannie, give your grannie a kiss
Garchomp said Yohoho. I want a kiss from granny
Tyranitar said Gros
Excadrill said have you noticed that conk has been shitting next to garchomp quite a lot?
Aegislash said doesn't surprise me since they're both smelly toads. i'm better than them.
Gyarados said Your just jelly on da plate as you've never been kissed before
Laugh now
Excadrill said the moose head will pro bably run away to get a packet of crispy crisps due to the stink
Excadrill said yuck, crisps, i prefer fruit n veg
Aegislash said HUMP, i saw you order five big macs at fatdonalds yesterday
Tyranitar said oi, i ordered more
*Conk starts making out with da moose who was actually garchomp. GROSSSSS*
Excadrill said Glass of water for Conkeldurr?
Tyranitar said glarse of milk cuming uo
Salamence said BASIL, we've ran out of milk
Tyranitar said guess i'll have to use the da secret recipe
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want the glass of walter
Conkeldurr said you remind me of that young windbraker garchomp sying pirate things
Tyranitar said sorry conk, the moose gets your glass of walter
Garchomp said yo ho ho, tyranitar luvs me the MOOOOOOOST!
Conkeldurr said where is argarchomp anyway?
Excadrill said he was hunfgy ryr an needed d da wanka bar
Conkeldurr said I WANT WANKA BAR!
Aegislash said Conkeldurr doesn't deserve a glass of my own wee wee
Gyarados said Why are u so serious?
Aegislash said Why are you a feebled pubrunna
Tyranitar said why does gyarados bever provide us cheP OR legal beerz
Excadrill said why are you so fucking tubby?
Laugh now
Tyranitar said Oi, Gyarados provides with high quality supper every night
Aegislash said the jury is on a dark quest on your aforementioned statement. just like how captainneedsthewash doesn't provide cheep nor legal alocohol
Gogoat said i saw a pink snake in my roast beef yestarday *fartz*
Garchomp said BEAF
Gyarados said snake in a barrel
Excadrill said gyarados' meels are poo poo. there isnt even much fruit n veg
Gyarados said i work hard to get your food on da table, and THIS is how you repay me! you deserve to live on a diet of toast with marmolade which has bits in it
Excadrill said if prison did do marmolade, thyd probaby give u the one with bits in
Gyarados said PWISON!
Tyranitar said even marmolade with bits is better than muffin!
Excadrill said you mean like this movie?
Aegislash said id rather look at conk's bum than eat marmolade with bits in!
Tyranitar said do you want conk to show you it then?
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Excadrill said We had to lose our millions for this
Gyarados said I sore Salamence claim your cars today
Tyranitar said the van's nice and hasn't crashed all hour
Excadrill said please can we have our cars back, we spent good money on them
Aegislash said FOOL! I stole the shadow pussy wagon
Salamence said If the police find out, I'll lose my mansion
Gyarados said and the private island
Tyranitar said I smell nice
Salamence said shut up pesant! What has my private island got to do with your stench?
Gyarados said Tyranitar is jelly on da plate because you have a private island and he can't afford da playmobile castle
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHwell
Excadrill said Tyranitar's new girlfriend appriciates the smell
Tyranitar said See, little bud knows da chocolate trith
Little bud said My name's not little bud
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* yes it fucking is you little piece of dog's muck
Aegislash saidI've met tyranitar's girlfriend
Gyarados said GO ON THEN ;D
Excadrill said he's obese, smelly and likes to bounce up and down while screaming about beef
Aegislash said IT'S THAT FEEBLED GARCHOMP!
Laugh now
Gyarados said when are you going to start cleaning the pu for the arabs?
Excadrill said when we start getting paid!
Tyranitar said meaning it will be never!
Excadrill said ha ha ha, that was rly funnay!
*the boordell rings, the arabs r here n waiting 4 beerz*
Aegislash said I SHALL ANSWEER THE DOOR! i shuld get a medal for my dark efforts, especially if the guests are smellY!
Tyranitar said you couldn't even win a medal for farting.
Excadrill said as long as conk is alive, you can only get a silver meal medal for farts.
Conkledurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
*aegislash opens da door*
Medicham said Er hem
Gyarados said GO AWAY!
Aegislash said the feebled pub runner doesnt want you hhere, leave before i commence darker action.
Medicham said fine, i'll find somewhere else
*he shuts the door*
Tyranitar said You could've given him a chance
Aegislash said I've never been given a chance
Excadrill said that's because all you do is moan about wanting fictional products
Salamence said BASIL! It's the arabs!
Gyarados said In that case, let them in
Aegislash said then y did you play ur shadow cards poorly and tell them to go away!
Gyarados said what if it was THE POLICE!?
Garchomp said but gyarados is good at carsDS
Salamence said quite right garchomp!
Tyranitar said im quite good at cards too!
Gyarados said pity u neer never win!
Tyranitar said thats cuz u keep cheatin!
Gyarados said ur just jelly on da plate cuz you'l never win cardz!
Aegislash said u wont win life!
Excadrill said can we just serve the arabs now?
Conkeldurr said does the moose want a drink?
Garchomp said yar har har wehres's the brandy!
Gyarados said we dont sell fucking brandy stupid
Tyranitar said yes we do, it in da menu!
Excadrill said gyaaerados just wants 2 be cleva and keep ot 4 himself!
Salamence said the arabs r levein peasant!
Aegislash said no prenetsz 4...
Gyarados said GET ON WITH IT!
Aegislash said boosy botchh!
*he opens da door*
Medicham said yes?
Aegislash said there was a mysterious misunderstanding, captainneedzthewash is ready to serve u!
Medicham said who?
Excadrill said an edgy name for the pub runner!
Garchomp said yarharhar, why not try the evil pub?
Gyarados said COME BACK!11
Medicham said So you do want us then?
Garchomp said Yohoho. Its captain pudding
Gyarados said INDEED! I'll only hit you three times after this
Tyranitar said prefarably chici choco flavoured pudding!
Excadrill said hahahah ur a fucking obese piece of piece of shit abortiontar,
*laugh now*
Conkeldurr said The moose knows some clever jokes
Medicham said SHUT UP!
*Medicham hits Garchomp*
Medicham said I find your humour to be particularly cancerous
Aegislash said hmph, te arabs will make it in the combat war!
Gyarados said I'm funnier and younger
Excadrill said no ur not, ur old
Gyarados said Shut the fuck up you little midget, or your fucking fired. I joe hope you like the streets
Garchomp said yarharhar, you could go to the chippy
Conkeldurr said CHIPPY! I'm so glad ou ike chippy too master moose
Tyranitar said i wouldn't mind a chop
Aegislash said he said chip earthworm
Excadrill said tyranitar is a dimbo bimbo
Laugh now
Salamence said Gyarados da best!
Tyranitar said i have the best wit in town!
Excadrill said a rotten raddish is funniwe than u!
*laugh now*
Medicham said We hav come here for a night at the inn
Salamence said I believe that can be arranged, GARCHOMP, what rooms are free
Garchomp said yo ho ho, check it your fucking self
Salamence said Main 3?
Tyranitar said Kitchen is free
Aegislash said the kitchen is for cooking shadow pie muffinbrain
Tyranitar said stop being mean
Excadrill said room 4 is free
Tyranitar said 4
Gyarados said Off course, Aegislash, take the cases to room 4
Tyranitar said 4
Aegislash said will i get free shadow juice?
Gyarados said NO saidD
Aegislash said I'M ON STRIKE
Medicham said would i be right in assuming that the workers don't like it here?
Gyarados said shut up captain pudding, you love it here main 3
Aegislash said i want you to fucking die and perform menial tasks in the shadow dimention. yo u can only cum back when your soz
Excadrill said The innocent pub is better than nothing
Gyarados said i'm afraid u can only stay tonight. te pub is shut for a wek starting from tomorrow!
Aegislash said tyranitar has never eaten a toomato!
Tyranitar said oI! i like tomato sauce!
COnkeldurr said I prefer brown sauce!
Medicham said i have gone around making many sauces rich are which in whiteness
Excadrill said ya cum!
Garchomp said buried seamen?
Excadrill said Would you like some third rate beer?
Gyarados said I believe he meant the best beer in tallkey
Tyranitar said I saw you spit some scallywag out yesterday
Salamence said shut up pooro
Excadrill said more like pooey yo
Laugh now
Gyarados said I almosr swalled some of the juice
Aegislash said IT HAD BETTER NOT BE MY SHADOW HUICE
Medicham said I rather fancy a third rate beer, one for everyone
*Other Medichams nod their heads*
Tyranitar said FREE DINKS FOR EVERYONE
Gyarados said do you want to go in the oven?
Garchomp said yohoho, it gets really really hot
Tyranitar said Ben will come in a minute
Aegislash said ITS BILL YOU FOOL. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET BREATHING RIGHT
Excadrill said you mean like how you can't tell da time
Aegislash said i am a weapon for skuffles and apple crumbling, do not expect me to read a disc witjh pointers
Conkeldurr said your apple crumbles are shit
Conkeldurr said i want apple PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY
Gyarados said ive told you ben means, yet you still offer it 22 da custoemerz without thinking!
Excadrill said tyranitar thinks with his belly!
*laugh now*
Gyarados said We demand the money NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Salamence said I want monayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Tyranitar said do i get some
Garchomp said yarharhar, kill yourself with laxatives
Laugh now
Medicham said I believe this should cover it
Excadrill said We asked for 10 awesomepokepounds, not a Deerling
Garchomp said but they asked for money
Deerling said PUPPY POWER
Conkeldurr said i think we should cook the deer and have it for t!
Salamence said i need it 4 da fur coat!
Aegislash said MOR EL LIKE FUZ FUX COAT!
Salamence said shut itpeasant!
Gyarados (wearing the trenchcoat) said yeah, ur just jelly on da plate cuz all you have is a poopy walterproof jacket! and no marmolade
*in the confusion, the deerling runs off*
Tyranitar said oh deer!
Excadrill said ha ha ha, that was rly funnay!
Medicham said A deerling is a sacred treasure in our homeland
Salamence said well its useles sh here pudding brain!
Aegislash said the deer earnt a nice spot in the void. Just like where you'll be, IF YOU DON'T HAND ME THE GOLD TOKENZ!
Tyranitar said be nice to the customers
Garchomp said yarharhar, all i see is captain pudding and his skurcvy crew
Excadrill said they are customers moro
Aegislash said why does the winged nappy wearer get to to be meen to da customerz and i can;t?
Gyarados said because salamence is richer than u!
Excadrill said what have the customerz dun 4 me?
Gyarados said We always said we'll meet their needs no matter what, now give us the money or i'll stab you
Tyranitar said I'll stop them gyarados, after all, i am a double edged sword
Excadrill said but when there's any fighting to be done, tyranitar is at carracosta coffee
Tyranitar said can i have da morning coffee before beating up nasty captain pudding
Aegislash said more like captin poooding
Salamence said shiut up peasants, gyaraodos can amanage
Medicham said We don't agree to violence
Excadrill said you hit the man with the moosehead earlier!
Medicham said yeah, well, he ad id coming!
Aegislash said for once these minor playing pieces have a point!
Minior said i have a llot of points!
Gyarados said GO AWAY!
Minior said fine, mmy inn didn't have da toylet anyway!
Medicham said r u tellin me that these inns lack toilets?
Gyarados said with some of them i ran out of toilets and ut put barrels in instead!
Medicham said barrels are useful for storing le money, not poo!
Gyarados said barrels have many uses bossy boobs!
Garchomp said Yarharhar, pirate enemy sword fight, draw yer swords
Medicham said Shut up
*hits Garchomp, the moose head falls off lol conk was fucking shocked*
Conkeldurr said THE MOOSE WAS ACTUALLY GARCHOMP?!
*hits Excadrill*
Ugly face
Excadrill said Glass of scallywag for Conkeldurr
Tyranitar said Glass of walter for Conkeldurr coming up
Conkeldurr said *hits both of them* call me granny
Medicham said you look uggier without da moose hat!
Aegislash said i hope hunters mistake garchomp for a real moose and shove a blaster bullet up his stinky bumhole!
Salamence said I WANT MONAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Medicham said I see that this beer is far to valuable in comparison to a deerling
Tyranitar said so much for a sacred treasure!
Gyarados said oh deer, you suck at paying for dinks
Gyarados said i treasure betty the barrel!
Medicham said does this barrel have shit too?
Gyarados said uh sometimes! i get scared when thinking about the police!
Excadrill said what of theywere undercover cops?
Tyranitar said the police r mean, they wont give away free deerz!
Aegislash said I WANT SEX
Aegislash said I want to bully the customers
Garchomp said yarharhar, customers are ship mates too
Aegislash said shut up you feebled spaceman and go in the fridge. I hope gyaradosb mistakes you for shadow lollly yum
Medicham said As a payment, here is one of my wives
*A jynx performs a lap dance for the group*
Excadrill said HAHAHA, THAT WAS REALLY FUNNAY
Tyranitar said I can't wait for the awesomepokemonsitcom movie
Aegislash said moresouls and chips, we're already in the awesomepokemonsitcom movie
Excadrill said cool...we've kinda been backed into a corner
Tyranitar saidi hope i get top billing
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(geethisisdragging)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOholdthefuckingphone. I get top billing because i run the pub
Excadrill said we don't need a boring song for that do we?
Salamence said gYARADOS is a born singer, just like how your a born pesant
Aegislash said just like how your a torn piece of tiolet paper. Several trees lost their lives to produce a waste of shadow petrol like you. I could run yout PATHETIC company with my hands tied
Gyarados said go on then saidD
Salamence said lets see U make lotza MONEAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Aegislash said I'll throw mine in the toilet, greedy is wrong
Tyranitar said you made me lose fatdonalds monopoly on my birthday
(tyranitar remembers da fateful day where funny hijinx happen)
Excadrill said why the fuck are we doing this again?
Tyranitar said so we can make enough pennies to buy big mansion
Aegislash said i want to go to hot topic
Tyranitar said we can't set up da cheese shop at hot topic
Aegislash said humph, i want to buy shadow t-shirt
Excadrill said as you know, we're competing in fatdonalds monopoly to win back da money
Tyranitar said i'm playing as ronald fatdonald
Salamence said if it isn't master tubby
Tyranitar said HEY SALAEMCNEEEEEEiseeyouhaveronaldfatdonald
Salamence said I'm gaming king
Tyranitar said (in his head) i wanted to play as ronald fatdonald, i hope salaemnce loses and i get the fortune
Excadrill said tyranitar is greener with envy the pees turned his piggy nose at yesterday
Laugh now
Aegislash said humph, i'm going to win through the power of shadows
(several turns pass, the game is becoming very exciting)
Aegislash said I'm going to buy the blue spaces and make lots of shadow coins
(dice rolls, tyranitar farted again so it caused the dice to lead aegislash to one of salamence's space)
Salamence said you owe me 1 million monopolymonies
Aegislash said I don't have any. LOOK OVER THERE, AN ALIEN HAS COME TO DESTROY DA PLANET
Salamence said OH NAH
Aegislash said ha, you pathetic lozer, i get all da money
Charizard said I'm afraid stealing money is cheating
Tyranitar said ah well, a bit of this and a bit of company name will try again next year
Excadrill said okay
Tyranitar said ah wel…
Aegislash said GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOHOHOHOHOHOHOH IWANTEDTO FUVKINGWIN ITNIOTNFAIT ITNITFUCKINGFAIR IWANTTODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY ITSALLYOURFAULTSLAMENCE IHATEYOYYOUFUCKINGCHEATA IWANTYOUTOFUCKINGDIE THEICKYMESSWEILBEFUCKINGTASTY WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHiwantshadowjuice
Excadrill said Aegislash, calm down
Aegislash said *hits Excadrill* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Charizard said right, i'm barring you from fatdonalds monopoly
Tyranitar said (tears streaming from his fat face lol) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Excadrill said hahaha, even fatdonalds hates you
Laugh now
(tyranitar n aegilsahs cried on da car ride home)
(something about cutting da crust when making sandbitches)
(back with captain pudding)
Tyranitar said Can i have that wife?
Aegislash said GREEDY GUTTS! YOUV HAD MORE SEX THAN PORE ME! i should have the FUCKING wife!
Conkeldurr said I SHOULD HAVE IT! i'll treat you well (wiggles fingers)
Aegislash said i don't want conk to have the wife!
Garchomp said yar har har, you just want the wife for yourself!
Tyranitar said i don't want conk to have it either. never again!
Garchomp said yar har har, you just want the wife for yourself!
Gyarados said CAPTAIN PUDDING! you don't quite know hoe wtht eh the pub pubruinnging running business fucking works. you pay me, i give you beerz!
Excadrill said can we have hour beerz on da cheep!
Gyarados said kill urself!
Salamence said yeah, can you peasantz sto pt thinking for urself for a change!?
Gyarados said but they'll be dead meaning that they can't think!
Medicham said us arabs here are firm believers in the afterlife!
TYranitar said SWEAT! how much pudding is in the afterlife?yo
Excadrill said i think tubbytar should eat less cream bun pudding in the afterlife
Tyranitar said i'd be dead by then, that means obesity nor heart disease will be da probby!
Salamence said too bad youll still haev fart disease!
*laugh now*
Gyarados said as i was saying, wives ar not payment, only the more perverted memeber of da crew s are eating this up!
Excadrill said Unlike your sandwhiches
Gyarados said Cooking is the only thing I'm bad at
Aegislash said Your not very good at having a wash
Tyranitar said Oi Garchomp's smellier
Conkeldurr said IM THE SMELLIEST!
Excadrill said too bad youll be dead soon!
Aegislash said my shaow skills are unrivialled across the dark land s of this stinky boulder called earth, but i cannot see the future!
Gyarados said cool but we're not getting anywhere with the ninnocent payment
Excadrill said knwing the evil twin he wont let the arabs into his pub
#HEWILLNOTDIVIDEUS!
Medicham said i dont think that the evil twin is all that bad
Gyarados (in his head) said calm down, they aren't ordering bred n brekky!
Garchomp said yohoho, i didn't see the lap dance
Tyranitar said should've gone to specsavers
Excadrill said aren;t we using that joke later fatso?
Laugh now
*A jynx performs a lap dance for the group again*
Garchomp said blow the man down, i was too busy eating my beaf sandwitch
Gyarados said She can't perform the lapdance all day deasodg seadig seadog
Aegislash said humph, i want a wife
Tyranitar said your not having mine
Excadrill said Aegislash doesn't like doolls though
Laugh now
Medicham said do you want her or not?
Garchomp said yohoho, can i see the lapdance again?
*A jynx performs a lap dance for the group again*
Garchomp said yolholhol, tyranitar was in the way
Tyranitar said Garchomp does need a dink
Garchomp said yol hol hol, i need a yummy diiiiiink
Conkeldurr said I NEED TODO A POOOOO!
Lol poo
Excadrill said Garchomp is just making excuses to see the lapdance
Conkeldurr said she reminds me of the late wife *rubs two terrible shitstained hands together*
Excadrill said I don't think that's funny.
Tyranitar said Quite frankly, neither do I.
Aegislash said i want lapdance
Tyranitar said It's clear that the wife is a keeper, time for big fatdonalds trip
Excadrill said good god, haven't we spent enough time there?
Salamence said NO! YOU PAY MONEY FOR THE BEERZ, NOT WITH SEX
Tyranitar, Aegislash, Garchomp, Gogoat and Conkeldurr said SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, terry's chocolate orange
AN said I worked very hard at adding all those shits, please could you laugh at this?
Excadrill said But Tyranitar and Aegislash need sex
Gyarados said So do you
Aegislash said AT Least I dONt perform shadow baby ritual with a wooden container
Garchomp said err, it's casey the cask
Salamence said it's betty you crusty reject
Garchomp said can I have a barrel
Gyarados said do you want to be flushed down da tolet?
Tyranitar said I'm hungry
Excadrill said can we just have sum yummy money for my tummy?
Medicham said YUMMY MONEY?! WHY DIDN'T(psst, captain pudding is actuallly working for the evil twin)YOU SAY ANYTHING EARLIER?
Aegislash said FOOL! THAT MEANS I WONT GET TO BANG THE WAGON!
Garchomp said i prefer pirate ships
Salamence said i bet you do!
Aegislash said gattcrhcomp is a dungy plank of crust, i hope he dies of fa da common cold.
Salamence said he had beeteer not sneeeze all over me!
Tyranitar said salamence is very good at cards!
Medicham said hm i rather looking forward to a game of crads!
Gyarados said only memebers of the kindlee crew are allowed to play cardz!
Medicham said fine, here's my money
Excadrill said Its a briefcase
Tyranitar said no shit
Aegislash said Does it contain any dark spell books
Gyarados said open the case or there'll be no supper
Conkeldurr said I WANT SUPPER
Salamence said it's wanka bar tonight
Conkeldurr said I WANT WANKA BAR
Garchomp said yarharhar, someone needs to get granne a wanka bar
Gyarados said i believe that can beer arranged
Medicham said excuse me, i thought i was the customer being served here
Gyarados said MAYBE YOU SHOULD START ATTENDING THE PUB MORE OFTEN
Tyranitar said Well over a million is in that case
Excadrill and Aegislash said WELL OVER A MILLION?
Excadrill said What are you going to buy with your share?
Tyranitar said i'm going to buy a jam donut
Excadrill said hahahahahahahahahahahahah fat
Laugh now
Aegislash said i'm going to donate my share to the world of shadows
Excadrill said give it up aegislash, the world of shadows aren't real
Aegislash said YES IT IS *sobs*
Gyarados said NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Oh no!
Salamence said We can't take all of it as it means that you'll have more monayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Garchomp said but the main 3 aren't gertiting paid!
Salamence said neither r u!
Conkeldurr said can i haven some yummy money?
Gyarados said but u didn;t do anything!
Tyranitar said why can't we have any yummie money?
Gyarados said because you'll leave da crew
Aegislash said YOU TREATED US LIKE SHIT! NO FREE RIDES ON MY SHADOW JET FOR YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I JUST REMEMBERED, YOUR TOO SMELLY TO EVEN SET FOOT IN MY JET, THAT'S H0W PATHETIC YOU TRULY R. PUBRUNNER? MORE LIKE POO RUNNER!
Excadrill said gyarados just wants us to stay at the pub so he can look cool by playing cards with da customers
Garchomp said yarharhar, your telling tales
Gyarados said yeah
Garchomp said yarharhar, your telling tales
Salamence said yeah, your just jelly on da plate as your only friend is a peanut
Garchomp said yarharhar, a peanut is a member of my veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery
Tyranitar said garchomp, we already know about the pirate crew
Medicham said You're being ungrateful with what you are given?
Gyarados said WE WANT £5 AND NOTHING MORE
Conkeldurr said I WANT THE WIFE!
Jynx said Fuck, do i have o to go with this creepy shit?
Medicham said i believe tat 5 pounds can be arranged! now give us our scallywag, or i shall call the police!
Gyarados said POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIICE
Salamence said Excadrill, Tyranitatr, Aegislash, get each arab a scallywag, NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Garchomp said yar har har, me capt'n salamence and granny dont have to do work
Aegislash said GET IT YOURSELF! ALL YOU EVER DO IS BOSS ME ABOUT!
Garchomp said yar har har u ust want to be lazy
Salamence said you r uncontrollable, some one should take chargej of you!
Excadrill said unconpeoplewhodon'tliketheshowable?
Tyranitar said speaking of PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE A LIFE, i havn't seen the bus driver around so much!
Excadrill said good, he's getting annyoing with his crush on bisharp. i'm not homofoebik but he should really shut the finger of fudge up.
Tyranitar said bisharp will never notice him anyway!
Excadrill said yah, cuz bisharp has a crush on money.
Garchomp said yar har har u ust want to be lazy
Salamence said I LOOVWE MONEY!
Tyranitar said i love friendship AND food!
Excadrill said i'd love to see you looooooose wait
*laugh now*
Gyarados said this is all fine n weel, BUT MAKE THEM SOME FUCKING DINKS OR I WILL MAKE YOU EAT some of conk's smelly porridge 4 t!
Excadrill said you mean like gyarados should be doing porridge
?
Aegislash said
Gyarados said PWISON
Aegislash said i want shadow juice!
Garchomp said blown the man down, get on with the fucking scallywag!
Aegislash said I PROPOSE THAT captiainneedzthewash, shittymence, garchomp and conk should make the drinks. it's about time they played their part in the dark war!
*conk hits excadrill*
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Aegislash said NEVER! i want to chop that lame nose of yours and turn it into tomato source! people will FUCKING laugh at you because you wont have a nose!
Tyranitar said i want chocolate coinz
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I DONT PEOPLE WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tyranitar said you get to laugh at little bud when he gets hurt!
*conk hits excadrill*
Conkeldurr said 2 BAD! people in my days were seen and not HEEERD!
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD!
Gyarados said u r not my boss and more importantly, I PUT UP WIF GIVIN CUSTOMERZ bed n brekky AND i DONT LLUMBER IT ONTO OMESOMEONE ELSE!
Tyranitar said no ur dont, u scream cry and lie to the customerz that it isn't on the meny!
Excadrill said gyarados has lied more times than garchomp has farted
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i did da stinky fartz
Gyarados said my beerz are cheap and innocnet
Tyranitar said see whati mean?
Excadrill said but i said it!
Garchomp said yar har har tyranitar said it
Medicham said are we ever going to get our drinks amigo?
Gyarados said me and salamence r going to see the arabs 2 their table, everyone is going into the kitchin 2 maek scallywag beerz. say though 2 this request and i'll kill u!
Aegislash said YOULL NEVER BEAT ME IN DA DARK CHALLENGE! IM THE SHADOW WINNER!
Garchomp said yar har har you have to go in the kutching and do WOKR!
Conkeldurr said WHERE ARE THOSE TWO FAT WINDBREAKERS!?
Salamence said everyone accept me and gyarados is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Aegislash said *starts sobbing* BOO HOO! YOUR A BIG FAT BULLY!
Tyranitar said oi, i work relly hard. i want my beerz for 50pennies
Conkeldurr said you can't even afford a freedo
Salamence said QIUTE RIGHT CONKELDURR
Conkeldurr said *hits captain pudding* CALL ME GRANNY
Gyarados said whoops, conk committed innocent assault
Excadrill said hahaha, that was really funny
Medicham said oww, what a horrid guest you have, i'm going to have a lie down
Aegislash said humph, we have to put up with that slug everyday
Garchomp said err, but he's granny
Salamence said is there aany way we can make up? Preferably a way that doesn't get me TOO dirty
Medicham said i was wondering, i saw some unbelievably small letters describing a breakfast in bed op…
Gyarados said *starts fucking screaming and kicking excadrill* WOULD YOU LIKE IT ON A GOLDEN TRAY?
Medicham said that would be most kind
Aegislash said FOOL, the only trays we have are baking ones
Tyranitar said you could cum with us to fatdonalds for brekky
Excadrill said guess a baking tray will have to do
Excadrill said stop thinking about fast food fatso
Laugh now
Salamence said are you all right Basil?
Gyarados said hqejkjbekslhfqklewfhruifluqhurihfriqrlfhr AHHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH uiejeqklFBEJKFIE FIOELHFRIOFHROR;FHOR8PWISOPWISOSPWSISOS JAJAJAJAJAJAIALAIWANT BREDJ AHDDHSH,Jdbqjd eeujfbfierbriufhurifuhrihfirrhfrilfhrifhrirfhr9ieahfarb *starts vomiting*
YEAH, SURE, BED N BREKKY, GFREAT
Conkeldurr said STOP BEATING ABOUT THE TINKY WINKY AND TELL ME WHERE THE WINDBREAKERS ARE!
Garchomp said yar har har, they're radiing captain pudding's buried seaman chest!
*Tyranitar and Excadrill are robbing da case*
Tyranitar said Some for them
Excadrill said All for us
Tyranitar said Some for them
Excadrill said All for us
Medicham said An word with the two of you
*Excadrill is already receivinbg friendly beating up*
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*fartofimportance*
(fucking obesitar gets beaten up hardeer. guess that fart of importance wasn't all that important)
*Tyranitar and Excadrill are beaten up for hours, they are covered in bobos)
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI YOU GOT HURT
*HaHaahha. They fot got hurt*
(After friendly beating up, gyarados call sth thmem in for 4 friendly bored meeeting. adn and that's not a lie!)
Excadrill said My head hurtz
Tyranitar said Mine tummy hurts
Salamence said WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
Gyarados said Yeah, i'm about to make importanct announcment
Excadrill said You were the ones who did not didn't help us out of abrab beating
Excadrill said can we have the day of?!
Tyranitar said ya, we had tryin day
Salamence said U DESEEEEEEERVED IT! you shouldnt have stoeln the arabz money!
Tyranitar said like how you kept steelinfg r chances to make money yummy at da market
Tyanitar said hmm dessert i wouldnt sum of that
Excadrill said salamence said that you deserved tho yo to get fucking beating up!
*laugh now*
Garchomp said yar har har u got beaten up 2!
Gayrados said Mine thoughts? You fucking desereved it
Laugh now
Aegislash said I think violence is an acceptable form of entertainment for shadofw coloseum
Gyarados said Why are you so serious?
Excadrill said Gyarados said that because his favorite card is the joker
Garchomp said can we discuss what our favourite cards are?
Excadrill said Face it Garchomp, you don't know how to play cards
Garchomp said yar har har, is it pirates of the caribeno cards
Aegislash said Shut up you feebled spaceman and give me some shadow juice
Aegislash said I hate crads
Tyranitar said Spoil sport
Salamence said Baby boring bum
Gyarados said Smelly
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNIE
Tyranitar said Oh hi smelly
Conkeldurr said WATCH YOUR STEP SONNY! YOU'VE ALREady had ONE beating. I CAN MAKE IT TWO *rubs sauasages together gross(*
Excadrill said We've already had enough trouble today. Can we just go back 2 da inn?
Garchomp said but ur already in the innocent pub
Aegislash said DIE or TRY you fool!
Conkeldurr said I want BEER
Garchomp said yar har har, where's the braNDy?
Aegislash said I suggest shadow juice. The nutissue clear will allow you to clean the soul and face the eye of the shadow storm with diggy
Salamence said Shut up poo
Aegislash said DON'T CALL ME POO YOU WINGED CHEATEA
Garchomp said but salamence doesn't have spots
Gyarados said Hav u had ur tea?
Gyarados said Hav u had ur tea?
Conkeldurr said I want my t!
Tyranitar said Get it yourself.
Gyarados said AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY TO SPAIN
Excadrill said Whose cuming?
Tyranitar said not all over me
Excadrill said why would I do that? yukc yuck duck truck
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) call me granny
Gyarados said me, salamence, granny and sadly, the main 3 and garchomp
Aegislash said IS IT FOR FREE?
Gyarados said err no, you have to pay through cleaning all the barrels
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aegislash said hmph, where too? THE WORLD OF HAO SHADOHS I HPOPEQ HOPE!
Gyarados said uh no we;'re not going there becayse it isnt reel!
Excadrill said u men liek ur licence to run this stinky shithole?
Tyranitar said oi! gyarados does his best you need to be more greatful little bud
Little shit said MY NAME'S NO T LITTLE BUD!
Salamence said just because you priaseised basil doesnt mean ur sittin next to him on da plane!
Gyarados said i'm sitting next to salamence
Garchomp said I WISH I WAS SITTING NEXT TO GYARADOS!
Conkeldurr said i'll sit next to you sunny!
Tyranitar said gr8 idea, that means i dont have to sit next to him!
Gyarados said garchomp is sitting next to tyranitar, excadrill is sitting next to aegislash, and granny is sitting next to the box of scallywag we're sending over!
Excadrill said hang on a turnip picking minute, garchomp doesnt have a passport!
Aegislash said i hope this means thar h e gets left behind. i want him to feel left out while all the cool people get to go on holiday!
Excadrill said but u hat everyone tho!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIII I DONT WANT TO BE LEFT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Gyarados said we're usin paper passports to get on
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, granny doesn't have her tea
Conkeldurr said I'm glad SOME young windbreakers treat me with respect
Conkeldurr said I want my t!
Tyranitar said Get it yourself.
Gyarados said conk fought for your generation of customerz, treet him with moar respect.
Excadrill said yeah garchomp, get conks t
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) call me granny
Garchomp said Yar har har he was actuallly talking to tyraniat!
Aegislash said Why doesn't the winged apperator get it?
Salamence said Who?
Excadrill said An edge reference to you.
Tyranitar said town's called edge
*cricket noise*
Salamence said after the indecent with the revel s, i suggest staying on conk's good side
Garchomp said Yar har har, he fucking deserved it
Excadrill said the revels incident is why conk is walawyys shitting me. i can rememememember it ass though it was gust yeseterday!
(he flashes back to the fatefool day of the revels incident. While the customers are enjoying themselves, listening to music and playing pool, you could find the kindly crew in a dark corner doing big parce the revels eveining)
Gyarados said as you know, tyranitar's mummy sent him some YUMMY revels
Conkeldurr said THEY LOOK YUMMY
Excadrill said you mean like yummy money?
Tyranitar said how did you manage to get those, i thought there was a post strike?
Gyarados said oh deer
*hides postman's corpse in da bin*
Conkeldurr said I WANT TOAST!
Aegislash said i have blood on my yummy toast
Excadrill said we don't have to have a boring spread talk do we?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i have beef on mine
Salamence said I eat only the finest bread
Excadrill said yeah, burger king
Gyarados said you know what, let's get to the yummy revels card game
Tyranitar said good idea *fatz*
Excadrill said ur smelly tubstar
Laugh now
Aegislash said I WANT TO GO FIRST!
Tyranitar said i should go first, i love chocolate the most!
Conkeldurr said IM STARVIN IM OLD!
Garchomp said yar har har i think capn should go first!
Salamence said quite write garchomp!
Gyarados said i run the pub, meaning i get to go first
(he goes into the bag, picks a revel and spits it out!)
Gyarados said YUCK! FUCK! SUCK! I GOT DA RAISIN!
(he puts it back in the bag)
Tyranitar said i think garchomp should have that one!
Garchomp said yol hol hol, eat it your fucking seeeeeeeeelf!
Gyarados said that's more like it, a galaxy counter!
Salamence said BASIL! I WANT TO GO NEXT!
Gyarados said yes madeer!
(salamence picks a malteser one)
Salamence said I GOT A MALTEEEEESER ONE!
Tyranitar said yuck, i hate the covfefe ones
Salamence said gyarados doesn't either, he only likes the morning ones I make him. Don't you basil
Gyarados said sure
*hides barf bucket*
Aegislash said i only eat shadow treats
Tyranitar said oh you're no fun anymore
Conkeldurr said I WANT THE FUUCKING REVELS
Excadrill said patience conk
Conkeldurr said call me granny
Gyarados said it's excadrill's turn next stupid
Gyarados said As u know, it's Excadrill's turn next
Conkeldurr said I was only teasing. You have the orange revel grandsonny.
Excadrill said thanks gran
COnkeldurr said YOU HAD BETTER SAVE ME THE ORINGJ ONE!
Garchomp said I WISH CONK WAS MY GRANDAD
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Tyranitar said i don't, i can't stand the stench
Aegislash said i still you have to put up with you
Salamence said i can't stand you either tyranitar, but i accept you as my mediocre rival
Tyranitar said I'll always do better in da market
Gyarados said err no, Salamence gets all your junk because you'll leave da pub if you become millionman
Tyranitar said just you wait, i'll have enough yummy money to turn the pub into cheese shop
Gyarados said no u won't
Aegislash said IS THERE A SHADOW FLAVOURED ONE!?
Tyranitar said maybe the one which was in gyarados' mouth was a shadow one!
Aegislash said im not haing having anything which was in captin needz the wahswash's repulsive ffod container!
*Excadrill managed to get the orange revel*
Excadrill said yum tum bum, i got da oranj one!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANTED AN ORANGE ONE!
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR! PIRATE ENEMY SWORD FIGHT, DRAW YER SORDZ!
(Conk starts beating Excadrill up. He punches his back ten times, uppercuts his neck twice, jumps on him twenty times and finally gives him five fucking kicks in the tinky winky. He punches him in the tummy wummy, the greedy face, and even some pulls on the willy dilly! conk is in tears. poor conk said( It was very sore)
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI YOU GOT HURT]
Gyarados said Excadrill. Say sorry to granny
Excadrill said i'm...soz conk?
(Conkeldurr punches Excadrill's head five more times)
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Tyranitar said guess it wasn't such a fune day in batman city
Salamence said shut up fatso
Laugh now
Aegislash said humph, i suggest magic stars next time
Garchomp said yar har har where's the brandy flavoured revel!?
(everone laughs at this smasher of a joke)
(Excadrill learnt an important lesson that day. Always tuck your chair in before going back to da to fill out scrummy fruit n veg checklist)
(back 2 da polt)
Salamence said I don't think we should get t for POUR PEEPOL
Gyarados said remember that he is pub veteran, we have to pretend to like him until we can dump him at da hotel
Aegislash said DecENT. The oub ptarven shall be rid of the dark stink
Excadrill said but tyranitar will still be there
Laugh now
Aegislash said i think captainneedsthewash should get it! it's about time he started being a proper pubrunner!
Gyarados said go on then saidD
Aegislash said GYARADISH! I'M TAKING OVER THE PUB THROUGH MY IRON WILLY! I COMMAND YOU TO GET CONK'S T….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww
Gyarados said Ohh, chip in the old leg
Gyarados said HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE OVER THE PUB? I RUN THE PUB, I SAY WHAT GOES
Garchomp said Yar har har, he is the capn
Tyranitar said WHERE are the chips!?
Excadrill said he is pretending to have a bad leg een though he doesn't have a fucking leg
Salamcence
Salamance
Salamence said stop thinking about food fatty!
*laugh now*
Garchomp said Yohoho. You have to get Conk's T!
Aegislash said im on strike! you light morsouls will never win!
Gyarados said i can beat you at cardz and i can beat you now!
Carchomp said yar har har et's let's play card s cars cards
Tyranitr
Tyranitr
Tyranitar said
Fatty said Garchomp helped us choose da van!
Excadrill said hence hwy why it never FUCKING WORKS!
Excadrill said ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Conkeldurr said I WANT MY T!
Salamence said I never have to get Conk's T.
Aegislash said Your the frozen one.
Tyranitar said Because he never moves
Excadrill said Hahaha...that was REALLY funny!
Salamence said oi! i sell junk at da market AND make gyarados' morning coffee!
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY!
Salamence said BASIL! Conk still doesn't have his T
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Conkeldurr said *bites Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said I'M STARVING...I OLD
Aegislash said I don't want to get Cooks t.
Tyranitar said yeah, i'm tired and what cokky chokky cake
Excadrill said Hahaha...your greddy pigigo
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said Stop making crappy jokes and get my T
Gyarados said Yeah, stop wasting everyone's time and go get Conk's T
GarchomP said MAKE THIM WALK THE PLNAK!
Tyranitar said it's NOT fair, i have to get beaten up and do chores for the smelly people
Tyranitar said nates snot fart, i have to get beaten up and do chores for the smelly people
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER!
Aegislash said I WANT YOU DEED
Excadrill said he guys, take the look dat da telly!
Gyarados said u just want to play tricky trix
Garchomp said yar har har u just want to be lazy
Excadrill said u meen like d oyal!?
Salamence said CANt you take a joke?
Luxray said cut the pointless references to previous episodes and listen to the broacast.
Raichu said I'm reporting live from da hospital with important news
Excadrill said it's my cousin Raichu
Tyranitar said i wouldn't mind her cooking my steak and kiddy pie
Salamence said sTOP thinking about food master chunker
Laugh now
Raichu said it turns out that everyone in the spanish hotel has mad cow disease.
Aegislash said decent!
Gyarados said that's where were stating staiyng moron!
Aegislash said I SMARTER THAN YOU!
Tyranitar said smarties?
Excadrill said i think u should get mad cow disease for being fu*king fat
*laugh now*
Raichu said if you're residing in tallkey and you want to go tot to the spanish hotel,,Start injecting yourselves with da cure. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Aegislash said hmph, luxray should've dne shadow broadcast. He is a cooler newscaster than ampharos or your STUPID FEEBLED COUSIN!
(Excadrill pins aegislash onto da ground points a him with a butcher's knife! oh no)
Excadrill said SAY THAT ABOUT MY COUSIN AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE FUXING TROUVLE! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!
(Aegislash pushes him)
Aegislash said U NO NOTHING OF DA GRAND PROFESEE!
Gyarados said as u no, everyone in the spanish hotel has mad cow disease. were going to have nasty needles if we go on 3 hoilday!
Aegislash said I WANT YOU DEED
Conkeldurr said IIII I DONT WANT NEEDLES!
Aegislash said I thin ur sly sluj
Excadrill said lets get conks t, while were gone we could avoid the nasty needlez!
Tyranitar said So, do you want us to get Conk's T?
Gyarados said YES! SSTOP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME OR I'LL FIRE YOU
Salamence; Neyneyneyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you'll die on the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
Aegislash said fool, i think conk should be fired. All he does is moan about light world problems
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Excadrill said aegislash said that conk moans about everything, even though he cries about not having shadow juice
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Aegislash said I thin ur sly sluj
Tyranitar said come on guys, let's go and get conk's t. On the way back, i'm ordering DOMINOZ PIZA as we don't want to have gyarados' shit sandbitches again. I really hate Gyarados' sandwitches. I know you hate them to. Off course you do. Becuase as you know, gyarados isn't very good at makin...
Gyarados, Salamence, Garchomp, Granny said GET ON WITH IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Aegislash said You'll be sorry you were torn.
*shoves Salamence and leaves. Eggy doesn't like Salamence*
Gyarados said u better currry up, the shops r closin soon!
Tyranitar said fine, lets go
Excadrill said fine, let's go
(tehy go get grannie's t excadrill and aegislash did not speak to each pther on the way there nor on the way baclk.)
*On the way back, the group pass the evil twin. This funny character will appear in the ending*
Salamence said I'm so glad the main 3 have left
Gyarados said Why did I decide to trick them into living in da pub, they've been a nigthmaewere nightmere
Garchomp said yar har har, i think they should walk the plank
Gyarados said yeah, whatever
Conkeldurr said I'm starving, I'm old.
Salamence said shut up old dimer
Gyarados said yeah, or you'll be getting conk's T nectx
Conkeldurr said I DON'T WANT TO GET CONK'S T
Gyarados said I'm so glad Excadrill isn't here, he whould've told us that conk doesn't know that he is conk because he believes he is granny
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Chansey said excuse me?
Gyarados said GO AWAY!
Salamence said we have important business to take care of
Chansey said ive come to give u vasine missiles against mad cow diseas!
Gyarados said garchomp is going first
Excadrill said could you please come forward
Conkeldurr said I'm starving, I'm old.
(Chansey pokes conk up the butt)
Chansey said poke poke
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I GOT PRIKED BY A NEEDLE
Garchomp sai HAR HAR, You got pricked lots of needles in the civil war
Chansey said could i please prick garchomp
Conkeldurr said don't go up there, SHELL KIIIIIIIIL YOU!
(Chansey pokes conk up yhr butt again)
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIII STOP BULLYING ME!
Conkeldurr said I WANT A WANKA BAR
Gyarados said but the main 3 are already delivering it smellu
Salamence said what if they feld?
Garchomp said yarharhar, they said they were going to get a pizza
Conkeldurr said they haven't ordered any scallywag ™ all day
Gyarados said RIGHT! THOSE CON ARTISTS HAVE SWINDLED ME FOR THE FINAL FUCKING TIME. WHEN I FIND THEM…...there will be trouble
Tyranitar said Can we have a free refill dill bill kill?
(the main 3 cum in!)
Gyarados said fuck off
Gyarados said HELLO BOYS! HERE'S JOHNAY!
Chansey said I thought I had come hear to protect you from mad chicken disease, not watch you bully the customers
Aegislash said Your a spoiled neecumpoo who deserts to be burned by darkness. It's COW, not CHICKEN you fat piece of cowpat
Excadrill said Aegislash, that's a women
Tyranitar said what are the girl's toilets like *picks his nose*
Garchomp said I want a wanker bar!
Salamence said DID YOU GET CONK'S T?
Aegislash said HERE IS UR CRAPPY ARTICIFIAL LIGHT FOOD! I HOPE U CHOK 2 DOOM!
Conkeldurr said MY T!
(Chansey injects him again)
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII U INTTERRUPTED ME FROM MY T!
Conkeldurr said I had to be pricked lots of needles you abortion
Gyarados said hahaha, everyone in the pub hates you including me
Aegislash said humph, we didn't have enough pennies for shadow pizza
Tyranitar said sad O
Conkeldurr said In all my time and all my years.
Tyranitar said SHIT UP!
Chansey said have you done arguing yet
Gyarados said WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Chansey said you asked me to protect everyobne from mad pig disease
Excadrill said fuck, you lot were soo busy going on tangents that we weren't able to escape from the needles nasty long enough
Tyranitar said hiow did you know they were going on da tangents little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAM NOT LITTLE BUD
Aegislash said More like shadowless and heart gnawing
Conkeldurr said THE NEEDLES REALLY HIRT
Salamence said shut up old man
Gyarados said I WANT THE WORD WITH U
Chansey said me?
Gyarados said off course. Stip beating around da barrel
Garchomp said is it bety the barrw;l?
Salamence said uh, shut bup garhcomp
Tyranitar said yeah, ur just strawbetty jelly on da plate because gyaraods is married to betty and you aren't
Garchomp said yarharhar, it's casey the cast
Salamence said ...No it isn't.
Chansey said there is too much chat here
Tyranitar said its wacky world building
Gyarados said Tyranitar is next!
Chansey said i havent done garchomp yet!
Aegislash said i want to laugh at garchomp when he cries after he gets pricked! his harm will provide pleasure for the shadow world after the light crimes he has commited!
Garchomp said yar har har, you'll probably cry
Aegislash said I don't want to die of illness. I want to try as da shadow warrior
Chansey said poke poke
*Aegislash gets pooked by a pointy needle*
Aegislash said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOHOOOOOOOOO UR REALLY MEAN! I HOPE YOU DIE OF THE COMMON
COLD! UR FAT SLUDGE! I WANT SHADOW JUICE! I BET YOULL NEVER HAVE SEX! II BET THE EGG IN YOOUR SMELLY POUCH IS AN EASTER ONE! I WANT EASTER EGG!UR SELFISH!
U SHOULD GIVE IT WITH ME! I WANT SHADOW DONUT! boo hoo that wasn't very nice!
Conkeldurr said hihiHI. YOU GOT HURT
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI. YOU'RE A CRYBABY
Gyarados said You were the one crying about not wanka bar
Aegislash said I deserve A medel for da darkness trials. NOOWW
Garchomp said yar har har nasty neefles rnt all that bad!
Chansey said tell tht to all the drama queens in the room
Gyarados said GET OUT, YOUR THE ONLY COW HERE!
Gyarados said i want you to protect everyone from mad cow disease
Garchomp said but cows make…
Chansey said poke poke
*poor garchomp gets prodded in the belly by a needle*
Garchomp said BEAF!
Chansey said how does it feel?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, its really really sharp
Salamence said You always want food you fat
Tyranitar said (laugh niw)
Tyranitar said you were relly brave garchomp
Garchomp said they don't call me a big beefer for nothing
Excadrill said yeah, your imaginary crew
Gyarados said The bill for the beers is 4 million pounds
Tyranitar said 4 pounds?
Excadrill said we didn't order anything you fuck
Aegislash said The worold of shadows wishes you died from da needles
(Chansey injects salamence in the tail)
Chansey said poke poke
Salamence said POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I EXPECT TO GEYT PAID FOR THAT!
Gyarados said chnsey, pay him or therell be trouble!
Salamence said IW ANT AN MILLION PUND NOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!
Chansey said but evil twin doesnt pay me very just 2 busy playin golf!
#IMPEACHEVILTIN
Conkeldurr said In all my travels and all my years.
Tyranitar said Your still smelly
Aegislash said More like shadowless and heart gnawing
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Salamence said BASIL! I JUST got PRODED by a needle
Salamence said I want a conyac to recover. NOW!1
Chansey said you can't just give people alcohol whenever they like.
Gyarados said DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING RUN THE PUB?
Tyranitar said can i tyrn tda pub into a cheese shop?
Excadrill said the show is setting its success on the mambo number 5 reject. You'll just eat all da cheddera
Garchomp said I wish i could run the pub
Chansey said you're all mad already
Salamence said i still haven't had my conyak yet
Excadrill said i can't do 3 things at once
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said YES YOU CAN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
Chansey said you poor thing
Aegislash said HOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I WANT GIRLFRIEND
Excadrill said it's okay, i'm used to it
Chansey said what?
Gyarados said oh no, we've already reenacted the revels incident once today
Tyranitar said We're not having the needles
Garchomp said yar harr har, your just being a baby
Gyarados said QUITE RIGHT garchomp
Excadrill said I'm too sane to get mad ccow disease
Garchomp said yar harr har, your just being a baby
Gyarados said FINE. You're not coming
Excadrill said I want my free holiday though
Tyranitar said you can't go on srummy scrummy holiday if you'll get mad burger disease
Aegislash said WHY CAN'T YOU PRONOUNCE IT PROPERLY YOU FAT FUCK!?
Aegislash said i want gold medal
Gyarados said everyone else has put up with this
Salamence said BASIL, where's my conyuk?
Conkeldurr said you young windbreakers are good for nothing. CHildren in MY yoing day would put up with the slavery
Gyarados said quite right granny
Aegislash said THIS IS SLAVE]
Tyranitar said no ship
Excadrill said Don't worry I have this covered. Garchomp, you pour Salamence's conyak
Garchomp said yar har har, you just want to be lazy
Tyranitar said you haven't done anything all day
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i got pricked lots of needles
Gyarados said stop bullying patients. They're innocent, just like my pub, i run the pub saidD stop being a big fat bully to da patiencets
Gyarados said Aegislash, pour Salamence's conyak...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Aegislash said I'M SICK
Gyarados said NO YOU AREN'T said(
Aegislash said I just had a dagger shoved up my popper scooper.
Gyarados said Tyranitar is goin next
Tyranitar said (looking constypationed) nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i want gyarados to go next!
Salamence said NYA NYA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ur just fat wiiiiiiiiiimp!
Tyranitar said *laugh now*
Garchomp said yo ho ho, its a big beefer's life for me
Tyranitar said gyarados deserves to have needle in his heart!
Excadrill said but a needle is uselss on stone!
Excadrill said ha ha HA, that was rewakky really funny!
Aegislash said MY GIRL FRIEND DUMED ME 4 HAVING FA HART DA OF FUXING STONE!
Gyarados said considering how you cried like a fucking baby when geytting ur nasty needle, im surprised how you got girflfriend
(everyone in the room has a jolly laugh as tyranitar is prodded five times in the bumb.)
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! THAT WASNT VERY NICE"! ITS NOT FAIR! I DONT LIKE NEEDLES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Excadrill said hahahahahahahahahahahahugotjinjected with nasty needles fatty!
*laugh now*
Aegislash said HA! UR JUST PATHETIC COWARD! YOULL DIE INSTANTLY IN THE DARK WAR!
Gyarados said what dark war?
Chansey said who is next
Excadrill said i think gyarados should set an example and go next
Garchomp said yar har har ill be a brave bucaneer and take the shot FOR capn
Tyranitar said FOR OOOOOOOOOOUR!
Aegislash said i think cockwork moose should go next, HE AIMED A LIGHT KNIFE AT ME!
Excadrill said but it was quite heavy
Aegislash said HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GRAND DEISIGIGN! YOU SHOALLL BURN IN THE DARK FURNACE FOR TREEZONE!
Gyarados said I don't care if you have cancer, have ur injection excadrill!
Aegislash said i cant wait to see you cry about it!
(Chansey injects excadrill's arm)
Chansey said poke poke
Excadrill said THAT FELT GREEEEEEEEEEEAT (holds back tears)
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, YOU GOT HURT YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IT HOPE YOU GET MAD COW DISEASE
Garchomp said yar har har, you can get Salamence's conyak
Excadrill said Gyarados is the bar tender, why doesn't he get it?
Gyarados said I RUN the pub, not perform menial tasks
Salamence said stop bossing your seniors around pesants
Aegislash said seniles more like
Conkeldurr said let me tell you that i was the champion of the pub spelling test
Tyranitar said GOOD GOD we don't need a boring cut away gag for that do we?
Excadrill said Conks too fucking boring
Conkeldurr said CALL E GRANNY
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN and pour winged woopie cushion's light dink
Tyranitar said can we haz a dink?
Gyarados said FUX noi
Aegislash said fool
Gyarados said Good. Don't ask again. I can safely assure you that I won't cry when I face the nasty needle
Gyarados said I DONY WANT INJECTION, TAKE BITTY INSTEEEEEEAD!
Chansey said no needle, no holiday!
Gyarados said I WANT HOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER!
Tyranitar said gyarados is wuss!
Gyarados said NO IM NOT! YOULL HAV UR BEERZ CHARJED ON DA EXPENSIV 4 THIS!
(chansey pokes him!)
Chansey said poke poke
Gyarados said YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUCKINFG HATE NEEDLES
I HOPE YOU FUCKING GOP TO PRISON
I HOPE YOU FUCKING SCRUB PRISON FLOOR
MURDERER
I''LL FUCKING STAB YOU WITH THE JOKER CRAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE'S JOHNNY! saidD
Aegislash said HA! You the PATHETIC crybabt
Excadrill said you were the one who whined about wanting a medal
Tyranitar said I took a photo with my new mobile phone *twists baseball cap*
Gyarados said No phones allowed
Aegislash said No presents for you
Excadrill said how did you afford it? I thought your mummy hated you for eating her house
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said *shoves Excadrill* I want to see Gyarados get stabbed
Salamence said shut up old man
*photo shows gyarados' rinkly bumb getting fucking stabbed by a needle. Poor gyaradish*
Garchomp said yarharhar, does casey the cask need her's?
Tyranitar said I'm so glad I've had sex with real women
Excadrill said yeah, another fat donald's balloon
Laugh now
Gyarados said Main3, this is fianal the warning! Pour sAlamaence ';s conyak or i'll make you sleep withe garchomp all night
Garchomp said yo ho ho, it'll be a pirate sleep over
Tyranitar said INDEED *fartz*
Excadrill said oh no, i can't put up with two stinkboobs
Tyranitar said I've seen boobs
Excadrill said yeah, Conk's moobs
Laugh now
Gyarados said I'll make you sleep with Conk as well if you DON'T SHUT THE FINGER OF FUDGE IS JUST EFUCKINGNUFF UP AND POUR SALAMENCE'S CONYAK
Aegislash said You'll pay a great price for fooling around with the power of darkness.
Garchomp said yo ho ho what about casey's needle?
Salamence said It's betty you nicumpooop. She's not coming anyway
Tyranitar said poor bitty
Chansey said i believe that's everyone. im not a real doctor!
Excadrill said OMG! whuy did you hav needl n sexy nurse unform!
Chansey said evil twin wanted me to do nasty needle z on you to see you all cry!
Gyarados said the evil pub will never win. i have been ruling this pub with a firm n fair iron fist for generations, eons, centuries, 30 fucking years and still very young. me and betty have endured nrae brave stormy seas to
geet get fresh scallywag on the table! i fight for fair pub politics, custimers like me and in return i dont kill them! i lead a crew who maybe smelly in some areas, some i may want dead, but by the end of the day, they're
merely pawns to me, idont have to be associated with their stink. they can just suck fuck up to their kind modest and INNOCENT pub runner, who has always tol the told the tooth,. FOR I AM BASIL JOHNNY
MAMBO NUMBER 5 JOLLY BOY GYARADOS THE!
Chansey said oh no
Gyarados said tyranitar, excadrill, aegislash, tie her up and put her in pub cupbored! dont anwswer back just do it!
Aegislash said i dont know hw to try up! i think tyranitar excadrill and conk should do it!
Conkeldurr said I DOONT WANT TO DO WORK U LAZY SHIT!
Garchomp said yar har har let's feed her to the mermaids!
tYRANITAR said i wouldnt mind a shove
Chansey said help me!
(tyranitar and excadrill tie her up and put her in da cupboard. chansey fartz and passes out)
Salamence said LONG LIVE THE KINDLEE KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Aegislash said IM THE COOLEST!
Garchomp said YAR HAR HARA u didnt do anything
Gyarados said I DID ALL THE WORK! DONT U FORGETTTTTTT IT!
Gyarados said now we have to do big pack and go to bed for big sleep. we're going to the airport early tomorrow!
Aegislash said youve never eaten a tomato!
Tyranitar said i ve eatent tomato sauce
Garchomp said but gyarados doesnt like carrots!
Excadrill said fine, let's go n pack
Gyarados said ah, life is sweat...
(the next fucking day, the main three, gayayryados, salamence, garchomp and conk are ready for big drive to airport. None of the other hungry customers like gogoat, ccrobatman, talonflame and the muskateers were allowed to cum. Oh weel.)
Gyarados said WAKE UP WANERS WERE GOIN ON HOLIDAY! YAAAAAAAAAY!
Tyranitar said im rede gyarados!
Excadrill said ugh, i hate getting woken up, what time is it?
Aegislash said 6 O FUXING CLOCK!
Excadrill said i want to go back 2 bed
Gyarados said no waking up,no holiday
Salamence said the PLANE might leave us BEHIIIIIIIIND!
(garchomp n conk come in)
Tyranitar said are you okay garchomp?
Aegislash said ihope garchomp falls off the plane and land in the dirty bitch!
Garchomp said yo ho ho i want to go on holiday!
Excadrill said CANT I BOTH SLEEP AND GO ON HOLIDAY!
Gyarados said we can have sleep on the plane, now CURRY UP!
Garchomp said blow the man down, i think we should leae im behind!
Conkeldurr said THAT MEANS I GEET HIS SHARE OF BEERZ!
Gyarados said all leftover beer comes to me
Excadrill said fine, lets go
(outsidde, the group are going into the cvan)
Aegislash said I don't want garchomp to come.
Tyranitar said too bad, hes a mate
Gyarados said every member of the crew is needed here. The smel could make a nice distraction from the POLICE
Excadrill said Garchomp will just grass us
Garchomp said but the van is on gravel
Aegislash said I SENSE A NEW NAME ON THE GRAVEYARD. ITS NAME IS GARCHUMP THE ROTTEN CUMBEARD. I HOPE YOU GO TO HECL!
Conkeldurr said I WANT TO GO IN THE CAR!
Tyranitar said we're taking the van to da airport, what more do you want you piece of fucking shit?
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* call me granny
Salamence said HOW DARE YOU CALL OUT OUB VETERAN FUCKING SHIT? You ought to know your rank
Excadrill saidtyranitar should go to fat camp
Laugh now
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want to buy a van.
Tyranitar said te van r a friend in need
Aegislash said of some shadow juice.
Gyarados said you'll just moan about sailing the seas
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i thought we were sailing the SEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Aegislash said we arren't sailing the seas void bait
Salamence said we aren't going to imaginary shadow place either pesant
Aegislash said no presents for...
Excadrill saidcan we jiust get in the van?
Tyranitar said fine, let's jave have big pointless argument on who goes in da ack backpack back
Gyarados said as you know, we need to decide whho goes in smelly back of the van
Salamence said EVERYWHERE in the VAN is SMEEEEELLLLYYYY
Tyranitar said of nice perfume
Gyarados said boo hoo. You actually smel of mouldy evil beer
Aegislash said FOOL" ! it already is mouldee
Excadrill said hahaha, that was RALLY REALLLY REALLT REALLY funny
Tyranitar said i suggest that….
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHirunthepubisaywhatgoes
Tyranitar said NO! I'm standing up for my rights
Garchomp said blow the man down, your the llowest rabk in the pirate crew
Aegislash said lowest wank more liek
Tyranitar said Right gyarados, who is going into the carjo hold?
Tyranitar said Well then?
Gyarados said excadrill and aegislash!
Aegislash said FOOL! I DONT WANTT TO BE IN THE SMEELY PART WITH A RODENT!
Gyarados said okay then, i think tyranitar and garchomp should go on in the back instead
Tyranitar said but i drive the van
Excadrill said i can drive it just as weel
Aegislash said hump, you'll just winge about the fruit and veg chocklist which probably smells because shadow donut isn't listed and have a crash. I WANT BIG BANGS
Tyranitar said ah well, at least i'll be in the bak with my best friend
Garchomp said yar har har, everyone in the crew actually hates you
Laugh now
Excadrill said you can play sauasages in the back
Tyranitar said good idea
Garchomp said yar har har, is it BEAF sausages?
Aegislash said FOOL, MOUUSE IS ACTUALLY REFERRING TO SEXY SEX
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Gyarados said tyranitar and garchomp are going in the back because they are the smelliest members. Yuck
Laugh now
Excadrill said then why do you smell of blood?
Gyarados said oh one of the customers said i was old
Conkeldurr said it's okay sonny (get it because gyarados cam from conk's tum), we can chat about the olden days
Gyarados said NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OI I'M YOUNG
Aegislash said I want garchomp and that FEEBLED Salamence to go in the back. He is always SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME
Tyranitar said i know rite, he is always steeling my junk
Garchomp said yar har hr maybe salamence is better than you
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY
Laugh now
Gyarados said quite rite garchomp, tyranitar say sorry to Salamence. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Tyranitar said i'm soz salamence, your an friend in ned
Aegislash said of sum shadow juice
Salamence said i don't accept aplogogeez from POR people
Gyarados said the apology could've been a bit less retarded
Salamence said HA, EVEN THE PUB RUNNER HATES YOU
Garchomp said yar har har, we can sit in the back together
Salamence said EW, smelly
Excadrill said i think tyranitar should say his piece
Aegislash said piece of poo in the nappies more like
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Tyranitar said i drive the van, i suggest salamence n conk
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Salamence said im not sitting in the smelly part next to a peasant
Gyarados said yeah, i need salamence in the front with me so i can have someone to agree with me when bullying the lower orders
Garchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAAN the jolly rodger!
Tyranitar said i'm so glad i run the pub
Conkeldurr said NO YOU DON'T YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'D TREAD ON THE GOOD SCALLYWAG NAME
Excadrill said gyarados never gave me cheap or legal beers
Excadrill said why not take your merc salamence?
Salamence said i cant crust anyone near it in the airport
Gyarados said yeah, basides besidews were not legally meant to be at da airport
Tyranitar whined gyarados never gave us cheep or leegol beerz
Garchomp said yar har har i think tyranitar and excadrill should go in the back
Excadrill said WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY me?
Gyarados said garchomp has a pint (raises can of better than scallywag (duff (lol (xd)))) all you do is whine
Gyarados said stop whining
Tyranitar said i don't want to sit in the back with little bud, he'll fart feed me veg
Excadrill said my name's not little bud
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* HIHIHI, YES IT IS YOU LITTLE YOU GOT HURT SHIT
Salamence said i think conkeldurr and aegislash should go in the BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Garchomp said yo ho ho, conk's pub veteran
Conkeldurr said i'm glad someone treats me like a god
Gyarados said we're only pretending to like you so we can dump you at the hotel
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII do they do BEER?
Gyarados said maybe (hides knife behind his back)
Conkeldurr said BEER!
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND GO IN THE BACK, NOBODY WANTS YOU IN THE FRONT WITH THE COOL SHADOW WARRIORS
Tyranitar said i thought you hated everyone
Aegislash said sum are less feeble than others, especially if they happened to be rotting carcasses who deserve to be cooked with icky spanish food. I want SHADOW BUHRGA
Gyarados said we'll see
Conkeldurr said I think aegislash and farttypants excadrill should go in the back
Aegislash said fool, i hope yu get blown up by eating too much chokky
Conkeldurr said I WANT A WANKA BAR
Gyarados said I'm sure they'll be be plenty of chokky at the airport
Salamence said BASIL, ORDER THE MAIN THREE TO GET A WANKA BAR WHEN WE GET THERE
Gyarados said good idea, they might arrive late and miss the plane so we can laugh at them from the window
Tyranitar said that sounds like a good laugh
Excadrill said i think
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LITTLE SHIT
Gyarados said *hits Excadrill* yeah, stop being annoying
Gyarados said GO ON THEN, WE HAVEN'T GOT ALLDAY
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* HURRY UP LITTLE SHIT
Excadrill said i want tyranitar and conk to go in the back!
Conkeldurr said IM NOT GOIN IN WITH TUBSTER HERE!
Tyranitar said but ur fatter than me!
Gyarados said excadrill, ur not drivin the van or running the pub. NOW SHUT UP OR ILL KILL YOU!
Aegislash said HA! U GOT TOLF TOLD OFF!
Garchomp said yar har har you ought to say please and thank you more little bu
Excadrill said MY NAMES NOT LITTLE BUD!
Excadrill said i think conk and garchomp should go in the back instead, nobody likes them anyway
Gyarados said not my first choices but ill be greatful anyway!
Tyranitar said ur so kind gyarados. can i next next to you in the plane
Salamence said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOimgyarados'favourit
Garchomp said I WISH I WAS GYARADOS' FAVOURIT!
Aegislash said i've never bean anyone's favourite (ah well)
Conkeldurr said YOULL BE IN THE BACK WITH MEEEEEEE! (wiggles horrible sexy fingers)
Garchomp said YAR har har i get to sit with GRANYY!
Garchomp said yar har har, where's the brandy?
Gyarados said err, there's plenty of brandy in the back
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER
Tyranitar said the beerbox is there too
Conkeldurr said BEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*she and garchomp skip to the back*
Gyarados said glad i never told them that the beer box is in my bumb
Tyranitar said gyarados alwys thinks of everything
Salamence said I'M STILL SITTING NEXT TO HIM PESANT
Aegislash said no presents for
Gyarados said we've already used that joke poo
Gyarados said you know what, let's get in the yummy van
Excadrill said fine, let's go
Tyranitar said whats keeping you wankas
Aegislash said don't call me wanka you chocolate dildo
Laugh now
Gyarados said stop calling your superiors names and let me get the map out
Aegislash said i dont want to sit next to salamence
Gyarados said OH WILL U JUST SHUY SHUT uP AND BE GRAtEFYL WITH WHO YOU SIT WITH!
Excadrill said fine, ill sit in the middle
Gyarados said ill ride shotblasterstick
Aegislash said i bet we'll have nysterious crash on the way there!
Tyranitar said nah, im a careful driver, we wont have an accident.
Salamence said pity the van is SMELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA!
*laugh now*
Gyarados said right, ill give instrusctions from bug big treasure map!
Aegislash said i hope we find the stone tablets which will tell us how get all the moneyS
Salamence said SHUT UP PEASANT!
Excadrill said i want to go back to BED!
Tyranitar said right were leaving the dodgy pub
Salamence said BASIL, we might be running late
Excadrill said how cum Salamence gets to act like a whiney bitch?
Gyarados said you're lucky conk isn't ith you, i would've had him beat you up 69 times you little shit
Conkeldurr said (from the back) CALL E GRANNY
Tyranitar said i was hoping we'd get away from the stink
Excadrill said but your still in the front with us
Laugh now
Aegislash said if you don't figure out the dark path, i'm drinking all the scallywag
Excadrill said isn't your retarded gimmick shadow juice
Aegislash said YOU FUCKING TREACLE DONUT, SHADOW JUICE IS NOT RETARDED! IT IST IS MAGIC POTION HIDDEN FUCKING ELIXR SAID TO MAKE YOU THE MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR IN EDGE your not having any
Tyranitar said nobody wanted to you little shit
Aegislash said homph, your a smelly toad!
Laugh now
Gyarados said can you let me concentrate, i'm trying to figure out the best route that gets me away from the POLICE
Aegislash said why don't you just use feebled barrel?
Excadrill said he left it behind you bacon slice
Tyranitar said I WANT SMOKEY BACON RUNNERS CRISPS TM
Salamence said shut up fatso
Laugh now
Tyranitar said i know the best shortcuts to da airport
Excadrill said that's strange, you usually get us lost
Aegislash said I WANT shadow juice.
Gyarados said will you stop going on about shadow juice or i'll take it off the menu
Salamence said NEYNEYNEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL UR SELF
Tyranitar said indeed
Aegislash said humph, i'll win next time
Aegislash said FOOL! I WANT TO WIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GYARADISH, I'LL BEAT YOU IN SHADOW ARM WRESTLING MATCH
Gyarados said ha, i win because i don't have hands
*puts on sunglasses and sticks a green tongue at him. I wouldn't mind some of that*
Tyranitar said gyarados is so gyarados
Excadrill said Can we go to the airport?
Gyarados said NO!
Tyranitar said you should say the magic words little bud
Excadrill said MY NAMES NOT LITTLE BUD!
Gyarados said those aren't the magic words
Excadrill said what are they?
Gyarados said how much?
Excadrill said you never give me any wages, how can i oay yay [pay pay for the yummy magic words?
Salamence said NEYNEYNAYYYYY YOUR TOO POOR TO AFFORD MONEY
Tyranitar said nah, I'LL be rich soon
Gyarados said NO YOU WON'T saidD
Excadrill said i'll scrape extra gum off the tabes
Aegislash said extra cum more lieke
Gyarados said the magix words are gyarados runs the pub
Excadrill said we lost our millions for
Gyarados said WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR MILLIONS FOR ONE SCEOND YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING THROWN THE CREDIT CARDS IN THE DRAIN. I PROVIDE YOU WITH FOURTH RATE BREAD, TESCO VALUE MARMOLADE AND WALTER. THE BEST THERE FUCKING IS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SERVICES, HAVE FUN IN THE TOILET!
Aegislash said HA, you got told off
Tyranitar said come on guys, lets go on 3 holisday.
Aegislash said id ont want to sht next oto carchomp.
Tyranitar said GOOD THING UR NOT SITTING NEXT TO HIM YOU SHIT!
Gyarados said turn left at the exit
Excadrill said i left the fruit n veg cehecklist checklist behind *sobs*
Excadrill said dont turn right just because it has the sweeties shop
Tyranitar said OOOOOO I WANT TO GO TO THE SWEETOIES SHOOOOP!
Salamence said master chubby!
*laugh now*
Excadrill said tyranitar had a rather silly billy accident with reading instructions. i can remember it as though it's just yesterday
(in the van, the main trhre e and garchomp ar e about to sell yummmy junk at town)
Excadrill said can the van go any slower?
Aegislash said the only way to increase the vans speed is to put int on the BONFIRE!
Tyranitar said IM HUNGRY!
Excadrill said stop thinking about food fatty fatty bom bom!
*laugh now*
Aegislash said the van should take gas from the void!
Garchomp said yar har har, we should fill it up with brandy
Excadrill said that'll cause the van to blow up
Aegislash the knife said DECENT
Tyranitar said or even my gas (fartz)
Excadrill said smelly!
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Excadrill said cheerful chubby child
Laugh now
Excadrill said what is void gas like?
Aegislash said voidy
Tyranitar said that doesnt give memuch to work with
Excadrill said you meen lik e yur shitty paychecks
Tyranitar said oi, i provide you with an honest amount based on your dutires!
Excadrill said ah doodees, thats you u hav the most money!
*laugh now*
Aegislash said money is thrash! i spend all mine on PORN!
Tyranitar said which you never share with me!
Aegislash said where does the sign say town is snotty slimeball?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i can't read
Excadrill said you were able to read gyarados' unreadably small bed n brekky instructions to a hungry customer yesterday
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i'm really really honest
Aegislash said really really febbeled fucking more like
Aegislash said SO, what way do we go greenlardball?
Laugh now
Excadrill said surely we no r way 2 town by now?
Aegislash said the signs might play a stinky trick
Excadrill said as stinky as obesitar's socks?
*laugh now*
*Excadrill flashes back to when he had to smell tyranitar's sock. they were very smellys*
(in the house)
Excadrill said hey tubbytar, can i have ur socks to put t into da washin machine?
Tyranitar said shore
(he throws them at excadrill;sstupid face!)
Excadrill said ...thanks?
Aegislash said ha! u got a sock on ur face, that means no one will be subject to your stupid light face ever again!
(excadrill catches a whiff of the socks. they smell of vomit, poopy, wee wee, blood, nappies, cum and runners crisps put into one)
Excadrill said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(he takes the sock off, he looks pale)
Aegislash said CRYBABY! I CANT WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD OF SHADOWS AND THE FEEBLED CRECHERZ AT FDA PUB!
Tyranitar said wats up littel bud?
Excadrill said DONT put me near those socks ever again. or ill make you eat an all veg salad
Tyranitar said ooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(tyranitar now seperates the whites (evil pub customers) from the coloureds)
Aegislash said Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, where was EDGE TOWN!?
Tyranitar said to the south!
Excadrill said that's funny, i remember it being to the north!
Excadrill said ha ha ha, there's a really really funny punchline cuming up
Tyranitar said yeah well, you have a pretty poopy memory
Aegislash said hmph, we must be taking da shadow shortvut!
Garchomp said MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE JOLLY RODGER
(at an area which is very different from town which is actually edge down)
Tyranitar said what's wrong little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said you aren't telling us that we're in town
Excadrill said this isnt the town i know and love
Aegislash said i dont know town very well, and what little love i can bare is not GIVEN TO TOWN!
Tyranitar said but u seel junk there!
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTTY!
Aegislash said I HATE TOWN! Anyone who says otherwise shall go in the bin
Garchomp said yar har har, i love town#
*Aegislash throws a shellos petrol tanker at garchomp* (ouch) *that really hurt garchomp's head he might need a fickigng plaster)
Garchomp said yar har har, you need to calm down matey
Aegislash said I'M NOTB YOUR MATE SLUDGEFACE
(they see a passerby)
Aegislash said CREATURE! IS THIS EDGE TOWN!?
Tyranitar said try asking politely, is this edge town you little twerp?
Mimikyu said
Yo yo yo
Little up yo
This is a taleo
About a little guyo
Who went down towno
To sell some junko
But on the way backo
He realised he had no moneyo
He went to see his pub runno
Pub runner told him about the oily oilo
But little did he knowo
That the oil was a lie
Mimikyu said yo no, dis is edge down stupid!
Tyranitar said WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Aegislash said NEVER CALL THE BRAVE SHADOW WARRIOR STUPID!
Excadrill said so much for your shortcut chunka
Laugh now
Garchomp said yo ho ho, we aren't in town
Tyranitar said no shot
Mimikyu said yo yo, everyone knows the difference between edge town an d edge down!
Excadrill said does everyone here say yo yo in a stoopid way?
Tyranitar said want an wig?
Mimikyu said yo yo, i always wanted one
Aegislash said decent, give us a million pounds!
Mimikyu said yo no, ill get them from somewhere else
Aegislash said FOOL!
*on the way back to edge town*
Tyranitar said you lost us a perfectly fine and hungry customerz
Excadrill said ur the reeson why we eneded up at that retarted townn in te first place
Aegislash said fool! you should have gone to specsavers!
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(tyranitar ti this day didn;t jo to specsavers. what a fucking idiotic funt cunt. Gyarados went to specsavers)
(back 2 da EPIC plot)
Gyarados said you had better not land us at da wrong airport
Salamence said AAAAAAAAAAANYONE can tell edge TOWN from edge DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Aegislash said salamence doesnt have a dick
Salamence said i think they get in te WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Gyarados said ill have you know tthat salamence does have willy dilly
Excadrill said too much information
Gyarados said pity ur too dumb to listen to anything i say
Tyranitar said maybe its cuz ur boring
Gyarados said yeah look at you, always going on about the yummy food.
Aegislash said tyranitar's only friend is a curly wirlee bar! id suggest milkyway!
*laugh now*
Salamence said i told sold green cheese for a milllion pounds £ per cut
Excadrill said green cheez witch we should have got
Gyarados said yeah, well, shut up.
Salamence said NYA NYA NYA UR ONLYN STUCK with CHEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Tyranitar said what do the directions say?
Gyarados said head stright on until you see the sign for the motorway,
Aegislash said i hate motorwaty
Gyarados said you know what…...let's get on with the yummy drive
Excadrill said fine, let's go
(they drive off into da sunrise. after 5 minutes tyranitar has a flat tyre.)
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A FLAT TYRE
Salamence said nya nya nyaaaaaaaaaaa! u got da flt flat tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyre!
Gyarados said serves you right for being smelly
Salamence said my car NEVER gets a flat tyre
Aegislash said FOOL! I hope it runs awau from you for being miserable meanie
Excadrill said ha ha ha, you have a flat tyre
Laugh now
Garchomp said yo, hol, hol, u gpt a flat tire
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* HI HO HI! U GOT A FLAT TYREEEEEEEE!
Tyranitar said DOH!
Gyarados said right, me, Salamence and granny will sit in the van, the main 3 and garchomp will push
Garchomp said blow the man down, you have to do exercise
Tyranitar saidi do loads a exercise
Excadrill said standing up for 15 seconds doesn't count
Tyranitar said (for the 50th time this scene) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(On the cliffz)
Cobalion said Knock knock
Terrakion said WHo's there
CObalion said Doctor
Virizion said Dr Who?
Cobalion said You just said it
Terrakion said *fartz* Do you think that hacky wacky hijinks will happen on the holiday
Cobalion said it would serve them right for not inviting us
Virizion said Hopefully the army that we'll send wont use too many nooks
Cobalion said the kindlee krew got too greddy
(at da airrrrproooooooroty)
Excadrill said were at da airport
Gyarados said where are we
?
Excadrill said at da airport
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!
Gyarados said yeah, stop repeeeeeeeeting yourself
Garchomp said are we boardin da black pij?
Aegislash said tyranitr is not black
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Tyranitar said that sounds like the sort of fucking thing which evvil twin would say
Gyarados said he's always white washin
Aegislash said ur captinnnedsthewash
Salamence said let's go in the chickin office
(they go to the chciken offise to go 3 holiday trip. a funny surprise awaits them from above)
Excadrill said were in da chickin office
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = cuhugeen !
Gyarados said no it doesn;t
Hydriegon said Welcome to the airport. Which ticket would you like?
Gyarados said we already have the tickets moran
Salamence said yeah, i hope you get fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd
Aegislash said preferably from a shadown cannon
Excadrill said Could you let us on first class?
Gyarados said err no, your being left behind because you being too annoying on the way
Garchomp said yar har har, you ought to try harder little dumb
Excadrill said My name's not little bud
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill again* yes ut is
Hydriegon said where are you going?
Gyarados said spain
Hydreigon said tickets please!
Excadrill said gyarados should get ticketz to prison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Tyranitar said Can i have a krabby patty with cheese and jumbo chips and scrummy ketchup and some chicken mcnuggets with schehchun source?
Aegislash said more loke fcfaggots!
Aegislash said humph, i'd suggest blood with shadow sliced potatoes
Garchomp said yar har har, how did the chips go when selling them?
Garchomp said from the chippy
Conkeldurr said CHIPPIE
Excadrill said FUCKING AWFUL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyranitar said Maybe you're fucking awful at selling them
Salamence said TOO BAD YOUR NOT SELLING GUNK ANYMORE]
Salamence said I'm the bneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest
Excadrill said oh god, we don't need a boring song number for tharr do we?
Salamence said ur smelllllllly!
Hydriegon said I don't sell food you piggo?
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, your fat
Tyranitar said … so are you#
Conkeldurr said It's the baby *seductively feels the scallywag gut
Excadrill said HAHAHA that was really funny
Excadrill said werent you pit in prison for putting cancer in your jokes
Gyarados said PWISON
Aegislash said i want hydreigon to die of tummy ache
Gyarados said cool
Conkeldurr said i want free holiday!
Excadrill said no really, what happened?
Hydriegon said long story midget.
Excadrill said my name's not little bud
Aegislash said SHUT UP AND TELL US HOW YOU LEFT THE DARK DUNGEONS AND RETURNED WITH THE ANCOENT ARTICFACTS WHICH TELL ME HOW TO GET MORE ASHAODW JUICSSE
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS
Hydriegon said i was locked up fore putting cancer into one of muh jokes
Gyarados said locked up where?
Head 2 said jail
Gyarados said JJJJJJJJJAIL!
Salamence said you tell JOKES?
Aegislash said cancer isnt FUXING funny! you were lucky to receive a single hunk of bred from the dark dungeons
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
Second head said o prison was fine
Gyarados said PWISON!
Second head said I didn't cry there
Third Head said heheheh yes you did.
Third Head said heheheh you cried
Second head said you cried
Second head said Let's shut up and have t.
Third head said but its the morning.
Second head said Naughtyness like that and you'll be on the naughty step.
Third head said we were very good at scrubbing da flloors.
Slowking said could you hurry up? some people want to bored a plane here!
*Conkeldurr stabs the Slowking*
Conkeldurr said HI HII HII! U DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS CUZ UR DEAD!
Garchomp said blown the man down, he deservved it!
Salamence said quite right garchomp
Second head said we were so good that we were let out early after 2 weeks
Third head said But the chokky cokcolate cake i made yesterday was bigger than yours.
Second head said Oh the cake was a lie anyway.
Third head said Oh you mean like the oil.
Salamence said CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE?
Tyranitar said im so glad im not gullible
Excadrill said ya, u r!
*laugh now*
Second head said Shut up and make me a sandwhich.
Third head said But i don't have handz.
Second head said hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Third head said You mean an honesty sandwhich
Second head said the prison sandwhiches weren't scrummy
Gyarados said PWISON
Gyarados said I BET THERE WASN'T ANY MARMOLADE
*fucking pisses himself*
Third head said Let's have a curry.
Second head said ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh curry
Second head said better than the bred n walter with no marmolaid we had on da slammer
Gyarados said SLAM!
Second head said Cum on. Let's get on with it. He's a paying customer
Third head said I scrubbed more floors than you
Second head said Wanna piece o me?
Third head said Actually. I'll have over 3
Second head said you mean 4?
Tyranitar said 4
Third head said Actually. I'll have 69
Hydreigon said shUT UP AND LET THEM ON.
Tyranitar said This isn't much of a cheese shop
Salamence said onlyim allowed to talk about cheese
Gyarados said so are me, garchomp, granny, every other character and the evil twin. even evil evil tin si is better than the main three!
Aegislash said FOOL! IM COOLER THAN EVERYONE! GARCHOMP ist ht the slieme at the bottom of the shit
Garchomp said but ur the lowest rank
Excadrill said That's because gyarados is a big fat miserable FUCKING meanie!
Aegislash said I dont want to go on holiday with gyarados
Tyranitar said Don't be scrooj
Gyarados said YEAH! anyone who doesnt think im perfect should be chucked in da bin
Salamence said LONG THE LIVE THE KINDLY KRE!KREW!
Salamence said would you like some green cheese?
Tyranitar said Nah, mine is better
Excadrill said yeah, your boggies
Tyranitar saidhere, try a sample, that'll be well over a million
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want some greeny green cheese
Salamence said mine is the best
Aegislash said humph, i suggest shadow donut instead. It drenches your life in shadow
Excadrill said Can we just get on with the tickets?
Aegislash said I HATE CHRISTMAS
Gyarados said Well be grateful that isn't christmas poo
Gyarados said i don't want to dress up as a snowman nor GO TO PWISON
Tyranitar said Don't be scrooj
Salamence said neyNEYNAYYYY scroje is richer than you
Head1 said alright, i'll have the passports first. could i have da passportz or i'll stab you?
Aegislash said Let me go on for 3, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! or i'll send you back to prison with shadow cobra reADY to FUCKING KILL you in tyour celly welly
Aegislash said i dont like passportz, theyre not shadow comicz
Tyranitar said i love passportz hey show me my sexy face!
Excadrill said moar liek fat greasy face
*laugh now*
Garchomp said yar har har i ate mone
Salamence said im surprised how you could affored the camera for da foetoe
Excadrill said i want my cousin raichu's sexy toeos
Conkeldurr said you can always have your sexy granny's toes.
(he (i think) shows off his sexy toes)
Salamence said those nails r long
Tyranitar said almost as long as this movie (fartz)
Hydriegon said those are some interesting passports
Gyarados said there in crayon, they let us on!
Hydriegon said i dont care if ur illegal immigrant drug dealerz, i just want u in the plain and out of sight
Garchomp said yar yar har, the main three once solds some buried treasure drugs
Aegislash said SHUYT UP VERMIN! ULL JUST GET US AKLL ARRESTED!
Garchomp said blown the man down, itlll just be you 3
Salamence said well get to be on hilday and u woooooooooooooooooooooooooont
Gyarados said and youll be in PWISON! just where u deserve 2 be
Hydriegon said I want your tickets now. Does the old dimer have the tickets?
Conkeldurr said in all my travels and all my years
Tyranitar said give it up conk, you never went on adventures
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Hydreigon said i was actually referring to the sweaty snake guy over there
Gyarados said MY NAME IS BASIL JOHNNY MAMBO NUMBER 5 JOLLYBOY GYARADOS! I'M AM AN HOUSEHOLD NAME TO EVERYONE WORLDWIDE AND IN TALLKEY. YOU MUST'VE MISSED THE FUCKING MEMO!
Gyarados said oi i'm young
Salamence said BASIL, I want to go on my 3 holiday
Gyarados said of course madeer, here are the tickets hydreigon
Excadrill said me too, i want to explore all ne new spanish fruit and veg
Gyarados said nobody asked you
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* YEAH, stop being a little rentboy
*Bisharps shadow looms in the background*
Tyranitar said Just you wait, we'll get da millions back and have enough yummy money to fly a jumbo jet to fatdonalds
Gyarados said NO YOU WON'T saidD
Hydriegon said Go on then.
Tyranitar said Just you wait hydreigon.
Hydriegon said wait for what
Excadrill said Sorry man, Tyranitar is grumpy because we didn't have breakfast brekky today.
Aegislash said there had better be local shadow donut
Hydriegon said start trying new food which you can sohvove shadow into, now shut up and go away before i call security.
Gyarados said I'm sure there'll be plenty of brekky in da plane
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i thought we were sailing the seas
Gyarados said do you want me yo to dump you in it?
Tyranitar, Excadrill, Aegislash, every character, Salamence, Mr Parkinson and Hydreigon said YES!
Aegislash said I'm always miserable and broomstick.
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WITCHES
Gyarados said nonsense, i can't see chansey anywhere
Chansey said poke poke
*stabs conk with nasty needle*
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I GOT PRICKED AGAIN
Hydriegon said Thanks for da tickets, i've never seen ones that look like they were drawn by 5 year olds before. Now shut up and go away before i call security.
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL, they're actually paper
Gyarados said you're a disgrace to the innocent pub, you should never have been born
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i'm really really honest
Hydreigon said i don't care, i'm not even getting paid for this. I'll call security if you don't bored da plabnre plab plane
Tyranitar said We enough fart power it defeat them.
Excadrill said You do.
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Garchomp said yo ho ho, did a stinky fart
Tyranitar said oi, mine are smellier
Conkeldurr said MINE ARE THE SMELLIEST
Gyarados said I run the pub, that means i have the smelliest
*Gyarados, Tyranitar, Garchomp and Conk all fart in unisoon. Everyone in the airport dies for a bit*
Aegislash said Fine, let's go home.
Gyarados said WERE GOING ON THE FUCKING PLANE!
Conkeldurr said UR RUNINGING THE HOLIDY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Salamence said only POUR people hate fun
Garchomp said stop bulling me!
Excadrill said Were going on da plane stupid
Aegislash said I'LL HAV E YOU KNOW THAT I WON THE GUESS THE LINKIN PARK SONG QUIZ YOU CLOCKWWORK MOUSE
Tyranitar said I'm so glad I own a mansion.
Excadrill said Tyranitar is a fucking moron
Laugh now
Gyarados said stop telling lies and get on the plane
Excadrill said u mean like the oil
Gyarados said boo hoo, your dumb for falling for it
Salamence said cant you take a joke
Tyranitar said Excadrill's my left hand man, anymore smack talk, and i'll pound you with my big muscelez
Excadrill said yeah, fat.
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Excadrill said lets hope we can eget sum serface on the plane
Garchomp said buried seaman?
Tyranitar said Yeah hopeully by sexy stewardz
Excadrill said Tyranitar is the cheerful child.
Tyranitar said More like cheerful grown up with big musclez
Aegislash said i want my 3 holiday
Excadrill said you wanted to go home earlier
Gyarados said the only home for you is a place where you can kkeep doing menial takssksks 4 me.
Tyranitar said fux off, i want holiday
Excadrill said me too
Gyarados said then why are you rambling about pointless shit like the oil and tyranitar's imaginary mansion
Laugh now
Aegislash said FINE, lets go
Garchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE JOLLY ROFGER
(they left
Second head said Such nice chaps
Third head said I liked that Evil Twin guy better
Second head said he gave us real tickets
Hydriegon said I prefered him too. he took much less time to get on
Head 3 said the assistant he had was sexy
Second head said i wouldn't mind a bit
Head 3 said i wouldnt mind a shove
Head 2 said you could only shove ur moomy
Head 3 said u shoved ur mummy when shw didnt make u choccy cake
Third head said i've had loadsa sex
Second head said a beaf sandwhich
Garchomp said BAEF
Head 2 i bet you fancy conk
Head 3 said i bet u fancy both garchomp an d tubbytar
Second head said Shouldn't we be a bit nicer to our customers?
#DEEPAPOLITICALMEANING
Third head said sHUT UP OR I'LL GET RIDOTH YOU
Hydreigon said y should we like the customer if their smelly
Second head said evil twins too racist
#DELETEEVILTWIN'STWITTER
Third head said the evil twin isn't all that bad
Second head said yes he us
Third head said the cake i made was bigger
Second head said at least i don't go to the evil pub
Third head said wanna peace of me?
Second head said Sorry. Wanna here my remix of da monsta mash? THE MONSTER MASH, THE MONSTER MASH, THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH,THE MONSTER MASH, THE MONSTER MUNCH. OH DEER I FORGET DA WORDZ!
Head 3 said hahahaha ur dumb
*while the funnay jokes are going on, every other hungry customer is waiting for their plane trip*
*The big group of best friends are on big jumbo jet to france spain. the plane is called the ss shitbag*
Excadrill said The S.S Shitbag?An odd name!
Gyarados said it's the best we could find, put up with it, or your not cuming
Aegislash said I want to board the S.S SHADOW JUICE! It would have giant rockets, laser cannons, free shadow juice for the finest warriors
Tyranitar said pity you lost the pub arm wrestling tournament
Salamence said you came second last pesant
Excadrill said more like second lard poosant
Laugh now
Salamence said I WANT TO GO ON THE PRIVATE JET!
Gyarados said as you know, its harder to let land on someone else's runaway using salamices priviv yot jet than use papr passportz to go on big plane.
Excadrill said You can really get the smell here.
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, i did da a nother stinky fart!
Tyranitar said OI! mine r smellier!
Conkeldurr said Mine are the smelliest.
Gyarados said indeed
Gyarados said didn't we have this discussion already fatties?
Tyranitar, Conkeldurr and Garchomp said sorry capn
Gyarados said I RUN THE PUB
Salamence said long live the kindleee crew
*Roll credits*
Excadrill said you want the full movie? Okay
Conkeldurr; *hits Excadrill said WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU LITTLE SHIT?
Excadrill said all 4 people who read this poop
Tyranitar said this is the cyndaquil cane of movie
Cyndaquil said rosebuddy (fartz out crud n sludge icky)
Excadrill said I heard the runway is quite a rocky road.
Tyranitar said I rock
Gyarados said I'm the best singer, don't you forget it
Aegislash said humph,, capnneedsthewash can do everything
Garchomp said yar har har, best capn only to me
Salamence said your only ship mates are action figures
Garchomp said blow the man down, i forgot to take them with me
Gyarados said we're not going back for them
Gyarados said main 3, go and get garchomps sex toys]
Tyranitar said how much i'm a gettin paid?
Excadrill said don't fall for it, he just wants to leaf us behind
Aegislash said dirty slug, you start doing the work
Gyarados said I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I SPENT ALL DAY COLOURING EACH TICKET IN RED CRAYON WHILE YOU MOANING ABOUT SHADOW JUICE AGAIN
Aegislash said i want it to be a black ticket
Aegislash said UR DISCRIMINATINBG SHADOW WARRIORS
Salamence said NEYNEYNAYYYY I BET THEY AREN'T REAL
Conkeldurr said I WANT SOME ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM!
Gyarados said you had plenty of time to go to WH Spinda's to get some, but you were too busy hitting Excadrill.
Excadrill said please could you stop hitting me?
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* okay
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* I WANT SOME ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM!
Aegislash said THE POWER OF THE SHADOWS THINK YOU SHOULD DOOM! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OR ELSE!
Gyarados said the main 3, get conk some rocky road ice cream before we leave.
Tyranitar said NO! ur just leev us behind
Gyarados said u have to get left behind and give conk his ice cream
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Aegislash said your only gify t gift should be shit in the form of choco incce ice creem!
Garchomp said Yar har har, you have to do work!
Salamence said thanks to all ur dawdlingingngigng, the plain doorz r shut!
Aegislash said *snoverls nd kicks sumthing* slut
Gyarados said sorry pub veteran, you have to waut until after we get to spain until you get ur ice cream.
Aegislash said I want the shops to not sell any rocky road frosty food, that means conk will be stuck with somethifnge weelse/ else, .
Salamence said u were the peasant crying bout abitut about wanting shadow juice!
Aegislash said I WANT SHADOW UICE! JUICE!
Aegislash said no prezentz 34 u
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* call me granny
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill again for googd good fucking measure* IIIIIIIIIIIIIII I CANT HAVE ANY ROCKY ROAD ICE CREEEEEM AND ITZ ALL UR FAWLT!
Aegislash said THE POWER OF THE SHADOWS THINK YOU SHOULD JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE AND TRY ON THE RUNWAY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OR ELSE!
Every passenger said STOP SHOUTING!
Aegislash said FOOLS! Jelly of the dark power
Tyranitar said Looking forward to going to Spain Garchomp
Garchomp said Yar har har, lookin forward to it little bud?
Excadrill said My name's not little bud.
Gyarados said shut up little bud
Gyarados said everyone is looking forward to going to spain. If you aren't, i'll throw you off the plane midair and bar you for the day
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Salamence said i hope everyone has lotsa money
Tyranitar said but yr ritcher than everyone els
Salamence said too bad your poorer than dirt
Tyranitar said I've seen sum pretty rich dirt
Excadrill said yah, you putting 50p in your shit
Laugh now
Aegislash said THIS IS SPARTA!
Gyarados said NO IT ISNT!
Evil twin said shut le fudge up amiggos AM twyin to smoke!
Tyranitar said This voice is familiar.
Gyarados said EVIL!
Evil Twin said le BWOTHER! oncee chann
Garchomp said *crying tears of joy yohoho* Yarharhar! Gyaradorse did cem! saidD
Gyarados said Garchomp. ME AND EVIL TWIN ARE IN THE SAME ROOM U FUCKING IMBOCELL. GO BACK TO SCHOOL. Stay in school kids *twists baseball cap*
Salamence said ur so young and hip Gyarados
Conkeldurr said I'M HIP
*cricket noise*
Aegislash said CURSES! GYARADORSES FEEBLED TWIN!
Evil Twin said heheheheheheheeheh! AM LE BACK AND STRAWNGER LAN EVA AMIGAW!
Aegislash said Sleep on the godjam road!
Garchomp said err, we're on a runway
Excadrill said R-Raichu
Raichu said hello cousin
(they get close)
Excadrill said *blushes red* he-hello raichu. I never thought in my wildest dreams that i would see such a face again. how is l-life with the dark storm clouds of evil and fooloishness that is the evil pub?
Raichu said if brave these dark days as yxou the are the hopeful hope wwhich raises my spirits
Evil Twin said heheheheheheheeheh! AM LE GOING ON LE HOLIDAY WITH AMIGOS!
Raichu said we'll doing da hotel documentaries
Excadrill said you will do weel at them!
Gyarados said givin up pub polictics!
Evil Twin said le naw! in intend to promote the evil pub int ehse le videos amigo!
Aegislash said Sleep on the godjam road!
Gyarados said yeah! the formula will never be mine!
Excadrill said No one fucking invited you, this is an invitation only holiday.
Gyarados said no its isnt, we used paper passports to get on
Evil Twin said HIHI HI
Conkeldurr said HI HI HI, ur evil!
Evil Twin said we used le reeel le passport to get on waifus
Excadrill said ud know since ur a nationalist
Gyarados said i embarass all cultures as ong as theyre not smelly
Salamence said 75% of the crew r SMELLLLY!
Tyranitar said im so gad i dont smell
Excadrill said YA, u do
*laugh now*
Gyarados said It's time to settle who runs the best pub in tallkey
Salamence said GO GYARADOS! SHOW THIS PESANT WHAT THE KINDLEE CREW IS MADE OF
Excadrill said shit
Garchomp said SHIP AHOY! GIV IM A SHOT ACCROSS THE BOWS!
*everyone wisely ignores this cunt*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, pirate enemy sword fight, DRAW YER SWORDS
Salamence said err, fuck up garchomp
Tyranitar said *dry humping the air* Yeah, ur just jelly on dA Plate ecause im the most useful member and ur not
Aegislash said FOOL, I CAN BEAT EVERYONE WITHOUT A FIGHT
Gyarados and evil twin said go on then
Aegislash said STOP BULLYING ME
Conkeldurr said what a whimp
Evil twin said HEH, you weren't as le useful in civil warr as you think
Tyranitar said You'll ruin 3 holiday for me!
Evil Twin said DEUX LE BAD!
Gyarados said u ruin everything evil! we're better than u!
Salamence said NYA NYA NYA, GIVE UP!
Tyranitar said i'm helping with big battle too!
Aegislash said FOOL! IM THE ULTIMATE HERO IN BIG BATTLE! UR JUST SMELLY breadstick!
*laugh now*
Excadrill said but bredsticks r thin
Tyranitar said jut ike me
Garchomp said yar har har, ur a bit pudgy
*laugh now*
Raichu said this could be a great scoop!
Excadrill said i wont loose, i will protect raichu from the evil crutches of evil twin
Evil said U CANT LE BEER BEET ME! I WUN LE EVIL PUB!
Raichu said and were going to film the best documentary ever
Evil said and steel le formula
Raichu said i thought we wanted to film da documentary
Evil said SHUT UP AMIGO! NO LE PUDDING FOR LE YOU
*Excadrill PUNCHES Evil Twin*
#PUNCHANASTY
Evil said ow, that le hurt, not chan
Bisharp said im afraid its double trouble for you
Aegislash said humph, long time no see
Tyranitar said What do you want this time evil twin and bisharp?
Evil twin said i already ze told u wwaifu. ur just le stoopid amigo
Excadrill said we have the right to learn about what you're doing on holiday
Evil twin said what are you le doing
Gyarados said STOP BEING NOSY
Salamence said NEY NEY NEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SHOWN HER
Garchomp said LOMG LIVE THE KINDLEE CREW
Evil twin said I'm going To spanish hotel to ear pieella
Tyranitar said gros, im so glad im having a cheese sandwhich
Aegislash said cheese sandbitch more like
Excadrill said tyranitar hates pieella because it has veg in it
Laugh now
Garchomp said Yarharhar; wheres the beaf pie
Gyarados said he said paella you little abortion
Garchomp said Yarharhar; is evil twin a jolly rodger pirate?
Tyranitar said Hamburgers! We're on the wrong plane
Gyarados said NO we didnt. we arent the only people going to spain
Excadrill said You said hamburgers because you're fat
Laugh now
Tyranitar said Hamburgers! I want some now
Salamence said IT'S brreakafast time cupid
Laugh now
Excadrill said You said hamburgers because you're fat
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said I want shadow burger
Gyarados said err no, the plane doesn't serve shadow burger because your a retrad
Aegislash said i'll win in dark snap game
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Gyarados' evil twin
Evil said ur just le old amigo
Conkeldurr said I may be old, but i was reel windbreeker in the civil war
Evil said non ur werent desu.
Aegislash said I want to die
Tyranitar said I want you to shot up
Salamence said shut up peasant.
PA said ATTENTION EXCADRILL , TYRANITAR, AEGISLASH, GARCHOMP, GYARADOS, SALAMENCE, GARCHOMP, CONKELDURR, PLEASE STOP HARASSING OTHER PASSENGERS!
Excadrill said theat PA is pro facist, i'm trying to protect raichu
Aegislash said and doing a feebled job at it. im going to listen to linkon park
Garchomp said yar har har playing in da park?
Tyranitar said Your so borrrrrrrringa!
Excadrill said lincon park isnt real music
Raichu said i dont mind it
Excadrill said t-then i dont mind it either
Aegislash said none for u, buy ur own!
ANNOUNCER said WILL EVERY PASSENGER IN THE PLANE NAMED GYARADOS, EXCADRILL, AEGISLASH, GREEDYGUTS, SALAMENCE, GARCHOMP, CONKELDURR, EVIL, BISHARP AND RAICHU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND? THE PLANE WILL LEAVE SOON NOW
Tyranitar said i'm so glad i wasn't told to shut uo
Excadrill said Err, gredyguts was referring to you
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I WANT SEX!
Aegislash said ive had more sex than u morsoles!
Conkeldurr said no u havent't
Gyarados said conk is not only a pub veteran but a sex veteran
Evil said uve just le sex with barrrel waifus
Gyarados said the formula will never be urs.
Tyranitar said u havent had sex evil, u just grab women by the purse
Evil Twin said I want my sex kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiandleformuladeux
Excadrill said Uh guys!
Tyranitar said shut up shitface! i dont want to talk to evil twin
Excadrill said Sigh, but he is upsetting raichu.
Garchomp said but shes part of cut throat jake's crew
Raichu said hes called the evil twin
Aegislash said cut throat jack is a ffebled nickname which garchomp uses to describe enemy gangs. i work alone...LEAVE ME ALONE/...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gyarados said raichu;s more than fucking capabke of taking car of herself.
Salamence said u dont see basil poining for betty all the time
Gyarados said I MISS BETTY
Salamence said I MISS HER TOO!
Garchomp said MME THREE!
Excadrill said we're taking off
Salamence said shame we weren't using the privit yot, i could've shown off my money to all the POOR boats
Gyarados said everyone has to say 'bye tallkey', or there'll be no 3 holiday
Tyranitar and Garchomp said bye tallkey
Conkeldurr said *seductively* bye tallkey
Aegislash said Fun is follish im not joining in!
Salamence said NEY NEY NAYYA, ur too poor to afford fun
Tyranitar said Your so borrrrrrrringa!
Raichu said this could be the latest scoop
Excadrill said Can I help with da filming
Gyarados said HOIW DARE YOU BETRAY THE KINDLEE CREW YOU LITTLE SHIT. MY PUB IS BETTER *vomits all over little brat lol*
Conkeldurr said I WANT FREE MONEY AND SEX!
Evil twin said you'll die as le virgin
Bisharp said i notice you haven't been using your house recently
Gyarados said oh, he's been leeching off the pub
Salamence said BASIL, he is pub veteran...until we dump him at the hotel
Gyarados said *holds a can of yummy duff* good pint
Aegislash said i want to fuck loadsa spanish pussy wagons
Gyarados said everyone gets loadsa sex except that main 3 and garchomp
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY CAN'T I HAVE SEX?
Excadrill said i'm sure there's a fatdonalds balloon nearby]
Laugh now
Evil Twin said I want my money kawaiiiiiiiiiiii!
Tyranitar said anyone would think ur getting paid to go on holiday
Raichu said actually were
Evil twin said *slaps Raichu* shut up, they'll ze now everything chan
Excadrill said don't do that to my cousin you fat fuck
Gyarados said I miss betty
Salamence said I miss betty too
Garchomp said yar har har, i miss casey the ca
Gyarados and Salamence said SHUT UP ROTTEN CUMBEARD
Garchomp said I GET CONFUSED *daww*
Tyranitar said come on guys, lets stop arguing and play cards
Gyarados said I'M HAVE TO WIN
Excadrill said Sigh
Aegislash said i hate crads
Gyarados said put up with it
Salamence said I brought only the finest deck *50p sticker was still on the fucking packet*
Garchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN THE JOLLY RODGER!
Excadrill said Fine, let's go.
Swanna said ahem
Conkeldurr said I WOULDN'T MIND A BIT
Tyranitar said I wouldn't mind a shove
Swanna said no gambling in the plane
Gyarados said i want cards said(
Excadrill said Fine, let's sit down and have yummy holiday
Bisharp said i cant wait to meet spanish couisisn
*teleports onto another plane*
(meanwhile, bus driver sees evil bisharo is boardin anoher plain to spain)
Bus Driver said bosharp wait!
*the plane lifts off. the plane's exhaust (im exhausted from writing this flabby movie) blows in his fat face lol he deserved it saidD It was very hot*
Bus driver said ow
Pus driver said oh bisharp, someday i could confess my rtrue luv 4 u aas the best larnld landlard of tallkey. ur so cool bisharp
*he has a fateful vision where he confesses his love to bishy wishy and they get some yummy sweeties which arent revels*
Bus driver said BISHARP!
Bisharp said who are you guvner?
Bus driver said i'm the bus driver
Bisharp said yeah sure my name is Boomerang Bisharp. what do youwant? a house?
Bus driver said N-no
Bisharp said great. Fuck off guvner
Bus Driver said i fell in love with you when i first saw you! I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU!
Bisharp said you did?
Bus driver said ever since i saw you take the main 3's rent, laugh at them and call them rentbouts rentboys, i knew you were the one for me
Bisharp said i never met you but i love you yoo tpp too!
Bus driver said really
*they exhange a sexie kiss, a huge smile was on the bus driver's fat face*
Bus Driver said ill buy you a packet of revels!
Conkeldurr said I AWNAN WANT REVELSZ!
Excadrill said but we have a bag here!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* YOULL STEEL THE ORINJ ONE FRO ME AGAIN! I WANT MY OWN BAAAAAAAAAG!
Gyarados said dony b dont be selfish
Garchomp said FISH, where?
Salamence said U SMELL OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHA SMELLY!
Aegislash said it doesnt dsurorsuse surprisie me how bishapr bisharp could only have sex with a light BLOB of SHIT!
Bisharp said ur just jelly on da plate becuz ull bnever have sexy sex guvner
Bus Driver said thanks for the tubby tips tyranitar
Tyranitar said can i have one of the maltesers u get
Bus Driver said NOT A FUXING CHANCE
Excadrill said hahahaha even the bus driver r cooler thn u
**laugh now**
Bisharp said sweet guvner!
(they leaves holding hands!)
*back to da present day yay*
Bus Driver said why does the fat one out of the main 3 appear to me help. nevertheless, the search to get bisharp MUST continue. i will hook up with him and make him muffins
Arcanine said oi tuubby! get of da runway!
Bus Driver said FUX of...
(bus driver is chucked of the airport by security, he was barred from going to the airport for a week, he was barred from going to the airport for the rest of his life, and was given a bag of choco buttons as compensation)
(air services r so nice)
(bus driver tries to open da buttons but pops the bag due to his fucking idiocy and gout)
Bus Driver said FUCK! (fartz)
(the choco buttons run away gfrom him due to the smeell. they ended up getting eaten by Gogoat.)
Gogoat said i have a feeling these were givien to a fat piece of sludge who was given these as a constipation prize. speaking of which, i need the toilet.
(he goes to the toilet and has a nice fat shit) (WHAT A STINK)
Bus driver said kh oh bihy bushy bishy wih wishy
*he dies for a bit due to the obeseity lol i hope tyranitar is next*
*back in big jumbo jet plain, excadrill asks capn important question*
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?
Gyarados said Go away
Salamence said yeah, leave gyarados alone peasant. basil is currently talking to ME!
Conkeldurr said you can always come and give your granny a kiss
Excadrill said but u hate me
Conkeldurr said NO I DONT
Excadrill said REALLY?
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* STOP BEINGA ANNOYING!
Gyarados said yeah, sit down and act like a normal passenger
Aegislash said capnneedsthewash, i want the biggest room in the hotel
Tyranitar said Maybe i'll get the biggest because i'm the leader of a bit of...
Gyarados said SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FAILED CUMPANY. YOU NOW SCRUB HUM GUM OFF THE TABLES. SOMETHING GARCHOMP COULD DO WITH HIS EYES FUCKING CLOSED. DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND DIE!
Laugh now
Excadrill said Not to mention da big belly
Laugh now
Garchomp said yar har har, is it porate gum?
Aegislash said capnneedsthewash, why do you smell and talk about prison all the time?
Gyarados said PWISON!
Tyranitar said why do you make edge insults?
Aegislash said captainneedsthewahs deos tn captainneds captainneedsthewah captainneedsthewash does need da wash!
Tyranitar said inddeeeddedeeeeeded indeed n yeah indeed
Gyarados said i have to go to sea when SMUGGLING SCALLYWAG! thats how i get the wash!
Tyranitar said pity u smeell of fish
Aegislash said u smell of shit!
*laugh now*
Garchomp said yar har har, i smell of fishy fish
Conkeldurr saidTHAT SMELL REMINDS WE ME OF CHIPPAY!
Salamence said i can smell it fromm hear SMELLY!
Salamence said oi! ill hve u nknow that basil smells very nice!
Gyarados said i smell of youthj
Tyranitar said no u dont!
Aegislash said salamence smells of cowpat, meaning captainneedsthewash's smell isnt wquite as feebeld
Excadrill said id be carful shuting about da smuggling, what if the police hearz
Gyarados said POLICE!
Tyranitar said all we have got is some grumpy judge eyeing us!
Aegislash said i dont think we should be trusted, i bet he licks sly suddge sludge of da spoons
(The grumpy alakazam turns away and keeps reading his jolly boy times newspaper)
Salamence said (where do i know him from?)
Excadrill said Tyranitar spoons his mom on da daily basis
Laugh now
Aegislash said I eat shadow corn flakes with a spoon
Aegislash said I eat shadow corn flakes with a spoon
Gyarados said nobody cares
Tyranitar said THAT'S NOT VERY NICE
Conkeldurr said the little shit got what he deserved if you ask pub veteran
Garchomp said Yohoho. Excadrill said he wished he worked for Salamence yestadau yesterday
Gyarados said quite right little bud
Excadrill said my name's not little...
*Tyranitar beats his best friend up*
Tyranitar said Don't worry Excadrill, I'm sure Salamanece will want your corpse as a right hand man
Gyarados said Salamence doesn't employ SMELLU people
Salamence said I doesn't employ smelly people
*Tyranitar dangles wangles Excadrill out the window*
Excadrill said Stop tubstar
Laugh now
Aegislash said humph, i bet the goody goody ambulance won't be able to see him
Tyranitar said I'm sorry
Excadrill said It's fine
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, THE GANGZ ALL BEER, LET'S PLAY CARDS
Gyarados said The fun POLICE constapated cards
Conkeldurr said I WANT CARDSS
Tyranitar said I want win
Garchomp said Yohoho. You ought to try harder master mate
Tyranitar said We can work as a team
Conkeldurr said WHO WOYLD WANT TO WORK WUTH YOU?
Gyarados said INDEED
Excadrill said I wonder if I won't be woken up iin spain
Gyarados said err no, you have to get up at six o clock so you can scrape gum off the hotel tables
Aegislash said SIX O FUCKING COCK
Aegislash said six O FICKING FUCKING CLOCK
Gyarados said just rememer that ill be choosing the food u have of da trolly
Aegislash said u grumpy old troll who lives under da smelly bridge, i thought this was a holiday which had been erased off powermonry power money
Conkeldurr said ur a piece of poow!
Tyranitar said so r u!
Alakazam said how can the trip not have any money involved? you had to pay for it i hope!
Gyarados said STOP BEING BOOSY!
Salamence said nya, why dont get you a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel joba!
Gyarados said YEAH, LIKE RUNNING THE PUB!
Garchomp said you could be a big beefer when you retire
Excadrill said STOP! or we might get told off byt the bitchy bossy pA!
Tyranitar said THAT'S PA ARE NOT VERY NICE
Garchomp said blow the man down, i'm telling!
Gyarados said the holiday isnt so much 3, u still hav 2 do what i fucking say
Conkeldurr said YEAH! DO AS UR TOLD SONNYS! PEOPLE IN MY DAY WERE SEEEEEEN AND NOT HOOOOOOOOORD!
Aegislash saids nats y thert all doom
Tyranitar said Don't worry Excadrill, gyarados always knws whats best 4 us
Gyarados said u can only have stuff which i like!
Conkeldurr said like that windbreaker said, the pub runner knows whats best
Excadrill said ...we lost our MILLIONS 4 this?!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApoo!
Gyarados said the rest of the holuday is free!
Excadrill said I bet it isnt!
Conkeldurr said BE MORE OPTIMISTIC SONNY!
Gyarados said yeah, have a bit more faith in ur kindlee pub runner
Tyranitar said ur not kind, u lie 2 us
Garchomp said Yohoho. You always win if your good
Tyranitar said but we are good, we help gyarados with his probbys
Conkeldurr said NOT UD DONT! UR USELESS!
Gyarados said INDEED
Excadrill said if it werent for us, ud be in prison
Gyarados said PWISON
Salamence said what leads you to that conclusion?
Aegislash said I want gyarados to be was given dry bread and no shadow juice
Tyranitar said I hope he get no crisps
Salamence said You just said crisps because your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Laugh now
Salamence said You just said crisps because your masta chubbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Laugh now
Gyarados said funny, your presence caused you all to make my escapes from the POLICE NEAR misses!
Aegislash said NEAR PISSES MORE LIEK!
Aegislash said I'm surprised they could stand capnneedsthewash's stench
Gyarados said Turns out they could stinkie sword
Aegislash said IM NOT STINKY! I SMELL OF SHADOW PERFUME!
Salamence said you had BETTER NOT BE USING ANY OF MIIIIIIIIINE!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* I WANT PERFUME!
Raichu said you could have some of mine
Evil Tin said no sharing with le kwapppy kwew!
Evil Twin said i hate sharing, not chan!
Excadrill said i need perfume too for some...secret work
Gyarados said you had better NOT put some in the dinks, if you do, i take all the credit
Tyranitar said ur such a sellfish an mean piglet. i cant believe you wont share or give people their rightful credit. i work loyally at the pub and all i get is bossy requests to clean cum off the tables. its not fair. i enjoy cake
Gyarados said you know what? just shut up!
Garchomp said Blow the man down. Maybe you should got lost at sea
Salamence said I hope you get lost at c
excadrilL said So do we
Gyarados said yeah, stop pretending to be a pirate
Aegislash said The only thing Garchomp is good for is dooming and smeeling of fish
Garchomp said yar har har, i eat only the finest at sea
Gyarados said yeah, wee wee
Conkeldurr said my secret ingreedient
Aegislash said WHY DO YOY KEEP BREFING?
Gyarados said Why don't you shut up stinkie sword?
Aegislash said I HAZ THE DARK PAIN!
Excadrill said yeah, crabs
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, YOU HAVE CRABS
Aegislash said NO I DON'T TOMATO NOSED ROTTEN PASTED CRAB
Salamence said I exist
Gyarados said I decided that if you went to the oub for six weaks, you get to have a hotel room
Tyranitar said What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Excadrill said i don't want to sleep on the streets, i might get wet
Conkeldurr said *reaches for her trousers* I CAN GET YOU PRACTICED
Gyarados said You three will be sleeping on the floor
Garchomp said Blow the man down. You have to sleep on the floor
Aegislash said i hope the dark titan treads on you for being a PATHETIC morsoul
Salamence said I hope you get stepped on by RICH PEPLE like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
excadrilL said I don't want to sleep next to tyranitar
Gyarados said yeah, too bad. You both mell smell of dialoyaltee s disa disloyaltee
Conkeldurr said YOU TWO RUINED THE CALLYWIG NAME
Aegislash said The only name you have is smelly
Gyarados said tje the only name you have is poo, get used to it
Aegislash said You PATHETIC prisonboy
Gyarados said PWISON
Salamence said The main 3 had it cumin
Garchomp said Yo ho ho. Everyone else gets a room exece except you
Excadrill said But you never bought anything yesterday
Tyranitar said INDEED
Garchomp said STOP TELLING ON ME
Excadrill said can i have garchomp's room?
Aegislash said I bet it'll smell of vermin meat, JUST LIKE GARCHOMP
Salamence said BASIL, Garchomp hasn't bought anything yesterday
Gyarados said garchomp, sleep with aegislash as punishment
Aegislash said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!111
Gyarados said hey guess what gang?
Salamence said what is it basil?
Garchomp said Yo ho ho. it's a big BAEFERS life for meeeee!
Tyranitar said INDEED
Excadrill said What does a big beefer do?
Aegislash said I bet they aren't even aware of what the void has in store
Gyarados said cant you let me finish?
Aegislash said NO! THIS PEBBLE CALLED EARTH IS ALL ABOUT ME!
Conkeldurr said WHY DONT YOU START SHARING FOR A CHANGE?
Tyranitar said u dont share ur wanka bars!
Conkeldurr said THAT BECAUSE THEYRE MINE!
Gyarados said YEAH! get ur own!
Excadrill said My PLAin needs to let off some fuel
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* STOP ANNOYING THE PASSANGERS
Tyranitar said LOL WHAT?
Gyarados said Talk normally
Excadrill said I need the wee wee
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, UR TELLING TAILS
Aegislash said DO IT IN GARCHOMP'S MOUTH
Tyranitar said Garchomp needs a dink
Aegislash said preferably shadoe juice
Garchomp said Yohoho. I need a yummy dink
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, UR TELLING TAILS
Excadrill said Do we have a toilet on the big plaine?
Salamence said HA, I bet you couldn't even afford a piece of LOOO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Aegislash said PIECE OF POO MORE LIKE
Tyranitar said I'm so glad I don't do a poo on the floor
Excadrill said Yeah, ya do
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said YOU SHOULD'VE USED THE LOO BEFORE WE LEFT
Excadrill said i did
Gyarados said Err no, we don't have one as the scallywag on da trolley and the barrels for the next scene were more importnt. thats why its called the SS SHitbag
Aegislash said GRRRRRRRR boo hoo i want to bored the ss shadow juice. theres somehthing FORESHADOWING ABOUT IT!
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said ha, u cant even ssay 4 properly
Tyranitar said 4
Garchomp said yo ho hho its a big beefers life for me
Tyranitar said 4
Excadrill said Looks like I'll have to do a thingie out the window
Tyranitar said is it something scrummy yummy for my tummy
Garchomp said yar har har, maybe its buried gold booty
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY
Salamence said err, kill urself garchomp
Tyranitar said Yeah, ur just jelly on da plate because i'm the best member of the crew and you don't
Aegislash said I say you do it in Garchomp's mouth
Salamence said we already had this discussion smeelee
Tyranitar said Looks like ylittle bud will be doing a sky wee wee
Excadrill said MY NAME NOT LITTLE BUD!
Salamence said Hahaha. The da seagalls and other spacesplanes will get all weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Gyarados said Indeed
Excadrill said i need to do my thingee
Salamence said When do we get to tha hotelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla
Tyranitar said Cheese can i have all the chokky?
Gyarados said no chokky, it has to go to conk
Aegislash said whHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Salamence said because he's pub VETERANNNNNNNNNNN
Garchimp said Yarharhar granny has been on the sip ship longr longer than anyone
Conkeldurr said i'm glad some windbreaka s apperciate all i brought to the pub *fartz in an evil customer's face who dies for a bit*
Everyone said YAY!
Excadrill said I need help opening da window
Garchomp said Yohoho i'll help little bud
Excadrill said m y na m e is n ot bittle li ttle bud
Tyranitar said Thanks Garchomp, your da brest friend in need
Aegislash said Of sum shadow juise
Salamence said garchomp is tyranitars best frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda
Gyarados said *hits Excadrill* say thank you to garchomp
Gyarados said Say thanks or ELSE THERE'LL BE NO HOLDIAY WHEN YOUR FLIUSHED FOWN DOWN THE TOILET
Excadrill said i'm too busy letting off fuel
Salamence said looks like it landed on an another an another a another plane
Aegislash said DECENT
Tyranitar said I'm going to eat Gyarados' crappy meal
Gyarados said NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgeturown
Laugh now
Excadrill said No fatso, u have to have all veg salad
Laugh now
Salamence said whats up conk?
Tyranitar said r u going to die?
Aegislash said DIE OR TRY FOOL!
Conkeldurr said I WANT POO
Gyarados said Aegislash, give conk a hug
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Garchomp said YARAHAR I'll hug you granny
Aegislash said I WILL ONLY HUG THE finest pussy wagons. You are NOT FUCKING ONE OF THEM
Gyarados said Nooooooo. Hug conk or i'll stab YOU
Conkeldurr said I NEED THE POOEY POO! you sshit pubrunner
Tyranitar said Looks like conk got you good
Excadrill said Err guys
Gyarados said I loyally pretend to like you, and that's the thanks i get.
Garchomp said Yohoho, I love you Gyarados
Aegislash said SLEEP ON THE GODJAM ENGINE
Salamence said GYARADOS IS MINE SMELLY
Gyarados said Garchomp is better than nothing
Tyranitar said Muffin?
Excadrill said no oinker
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I NEED THE LOO
Aegislash said POO, I HOPE YOU TRY IN YOUR SLEEP
Gyarados said LIVE HARD, DIE YOUNG
Excadrill said More like fart hard die old
Gyarados said Do you want to be thrown out of the window
Excadrill said No
Gyarados said THEN SHUT THE FINGER OF FUCKING FUDGE UP
Excadrill said But what about conk?
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY
Gyarados said yeah, stop bulluying
Excadrill said Granny hasn't done his poopy poo yet
Gyarados said I HOPE HE DOES IT IN YOUR FACE saidD
Excadrill said Then I'm better off deed
Conkeldurr said SHALL I DO THE HONERS?
Salamence said err, sure
Gyarados said BOMBS AWAYT!
Aegislash said humph, all he'll do is whine about the feebled fruit n veg checklist
Conkeldurr said I CANT TAKE A SHIT WITH YOU TINKY WINKYING ABOUT SHADOWS
Salamence said then ull hav to do out of da window!
Garchimp said Yarharhar itll be flying POO!
Conkeldurr said i want to do a smelly poo all over little buds head!
Excadrill said MY NAMES Not LITTLE BUD
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* ALLL RIGHT LITTLE SHIT!
Excadrill said my names NOT LITTLE shut
Garchomp said yar ar har you will be little shit once granny had has sccrubbed da poop deck with you
Tyranitar said Thanks Garchomp for telling funny jokes and pirate puns, your da friend in need
Aegislash said Of a knife in his throat
Gyarados said I can't stand the stench, the loos are up ahead
Excadrill said great isdea gyaradose
Tyranitar said After all, a burger in the hand is worth 69 in the bush
Excadrill said You said burger as your a fat hippo
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said i can see a toilet here! *points 2 da cockpit*
Gyarados said conk stop
Tyranitar said Bossy boobs
Gyarados said Big man boobs
Laugh now
*Conkeldurr shoves and bites several passengers to get to the loo, little did the FUCKING MORON know that he was actually heading for da cockpit. Oh no lol*
Gyarados said Ah well, now we can take the pegs off our noses
Tyranitar said what about garchomp?
Garchomp said yarharhar ur smelly too
Salamence said THAT'S RIGHT GARCHOMP
Gyarados said Main 3, fetch me da morning paper
Aegislash said fool, we aren't at the newsagents. NO DARK TIMES FOR YOU
Tyranitar said no matter, we can steel from another customer
Gyarados said err no, you have to walk all the way to the steward becaus none of the wacky loveable sketch characters were allowed on the plain
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Excadrill said This is the worst day of my life
*In the cock pit, but not quite the same as gyarados' big blue one, conkeldurr opens a hatch where a skarmory and a swoobat are operating*
Conkeldurr said IS THIS A TOILET!
Skarmory said NO!
Swoobat said this is the cockpit you senile cunt
Conkeldurr said TOO BAD ILL BE DOING BIG POO HERE ANYWAY!
Conkeldurr said I NEED A POO
Skarmory said No, STOP
*Conkeldurr takes a steaming hot smelly gooey disgusting dump on both the pilots' faces. They both die for a bit tue due to da stink. Whoopsy daisy. WHAT A STINK*
*Gran then proceeds to get a terrible smelly sexy dinosaur bone out*
Conkeldurr said IIIIIII IIIIIII IIIIIIIDINOSAURBONERZ
Excadrill said ahahahahahahahah that was really funnay!
Gyarados said im glad ss shit bag will llive up to its name
Aegislash said i dont want to pit up with the stink throughout the whole FIGHT!
Tyranitar said I dont like putting up with you
Excadrill said i dont like putting up with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Laugh now
(A dark storm ogf chances approaches. It is wet. I hope the group are nice and dry)
Aegislash said I don't want to get wet by da storm
Gyarados said uyou are inside nice dry jembo jumbo wubmo wumbo jet. STOP FUCKING winening.
Salamence said there had better be good wine in spain, otherwise i'm just having tap water
Tyranitar said yeah listen to gyarados because he runs the pub
Salamence said Stop sucking up to him
Excadrill said someone is jelly on da plate
Aegislash said preferably of me
Gyarados said why the fuck would anyone not be jealous of me?
Tyranitar said I WANT JUMBO CHIPS!
Conkeldurr said IGET YOUR JUMBO CHIPS!
Tyranitar said no u dont
Gyarados said yes he does
Aegislash said i dont like conk very muc
Conkeldurr said I DONT LIKE YOU VERY EITHER!
Salamence said EEEEEEEEEEEveryone knows that tyranitar is fat and gyarados runs the puuuuuuuuuuba!
*laugh now*
Garchomp said SHIP AHOY!
(Excadrill does a wee wee from the side of the HELLicopter)
Excadrill said it looks flashy
Garchomp said yarharhar, gyarados did cem
Tyranitar saidlol wat?
Salamence said he's already here retrad
Gyarados said POLIC!
Excadrill said it looks more like an ambulence hellcopter to me
Aegislash said boo hoo, i'll probably be pricked by needles
Tyranitar said i didn't cry
Excadrill said yes you did
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Conkeldurr said ARE WE THERE YET?
Salamence said SHUT UP, WE MIGHT BE CAUGHT PESANT
Aegislash said no presents for...
Gyarados said SUT UP YOU MORAN!
Salamence said otherwise we'll claim you started the smuggling
Excadrill said but we haven't smuggled anything
Tyranitar said we snuk in though, thanks to my secret agent tactics
Gyarados said you farted on the way to the checkin office
Laugh now (fartz)
Aegislash said I want to laugh at garchomp as he scrubs prison floors
GYarados said PWISON!
Excadrill said we need to make emergency landing?
Tyranitar said the crew doesnt seem to be doing anything?
(The staff in da plane with the BIG FLASHING LIGHTS use JETPACKS to enter the plane. Gyarados, the main 3, Salamence and the beef guy manage to hide under the chairs. Well done Gyarados.)
Aegislash said Our rival has entered. We must keep as quiet as the darkness winds in the southern woods of I DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT!
Chansey said poke poke
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I GOT HURT
Chansey said we have a probv. We're facimg nasty storm and we doin't seem to have our poilets
Conkeldurr said CAN I HAVE A HUG?
Excadrill said patience conk
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY
PA said ATTENTION! THE PILOTS HAVE DIED AFTER AN OBESE OLD MAN DID A BIG POO ON THEIR FACES! U R ALL GOING TO DIE UNLESS SOMEONE CAN FLY THE PLANE! AND DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANY!
Gyarados said Tyranitar, we're going to check da cockpit. im going to pilot da plane!
Gyarados said i want to go on holiday quickly
Excadrill said you'd roprobably eat da wheel
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Evil Twin said ur ging to le crash
Salamence said Garchomp, you man the trolly
Garchomp said MAAAAAAAAAAN THE TROLLY RODGER!
Excadrill said hahahaha that was really funny
Gyarados said AND HURRY UP!
Salamence said otherwise ur not cumin on holiday
Aegislash said I want to laugh at garchomp as he is left behind
GYarados said right im going in
*in da cockpit. Gyarados and his sidekick find the carcasses of the stupid pilots*
Tyranitar said they're covered in shit
Gyarados said we need to make sure that the plane lands safely
Tyranitar said can't we just walk?
Gyarados said no wacky flying scene, no holiday
Tyranitar said fine, lets go
*gyarados n faty go into da cockpit, gyarados and tyranitar proceed to chuck da carcasses out of the window. I dont think too many bones broke. They proceed to sit in da comefy pilot chairs good luck Gyarados.*
Gyarados said i've never flown da plain before. Hopefully i'm better at flying than i am at making sandwitches
*Gyarados flies the plaine floorlessly*
Conkeldurr said I WENT WANT TO FLY THE PLAAAAAAAN!
Aegislash said ur not ultiamte nor wacky enough!
Salamence said Garchomp, what are you doing with that hatch?
Excadrill said oh no garchomp stop
Aegislash said oh no
Garchomp said MAN THE JOLLY RODGER!
(A set of barrelsroll through the big jet jumbo and kill the passangers. What a mess!)
Excadrill said HAHAHAH, that was relly funny
Aegislash said I hope you die of smelling your own shit!
Salamence said IDIOT!
Salamence said ROTTEN BUMBEARD!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'M GOING TO GET HIT BY A BARREL
Excadrill said ...no you aren't
Gyarados said WHATS GOING ON? WHY ARE THERE BARRELS EVERYWHERE!
Gyarados said WE NEEDED THESE TO STORE MY SHIT INSIDE
Tyranitar said Garchomps a mate, he had his reasons
Tyranitar said why did you do that you little abortion commercial?
Garchomp said Yar har har i saw betty the barrel and i wanted to do a hearty surprise
Aegislash said you can never contrive
(Gyarados grabs Garchomp)
Gyarados said i know full weel whaich barrels are witch, i know that NONE OF THESE ARE BETTY! YOU STUPID PRANK HAS CAUSED BARRELZ TO GET RELEASED!
Excadrill said what are we going to now do?
Aegislash said I say we drown garchomp. he was always speeching about how he missed atlantis!
Garchomp said um i miss the sea...
Gyarados said Excadrill, Aegislash, Garchomp, PICK U T UP THE BARRELS NOW!
Aegislash said i'm going to betray all of you. i will prove myself as the coolest AND the king!
Garchomp said mustnee in da bootee?
Aegislash said captainneedsthewash will be next.
Gyarados said SHUT UP AND GET DA BARRELS!
Conkeldurr said YEAH, STOART DOING MORE WOOOOOORK FOR A CHANGE!
Salamence said i'm so glad i don't have to do anything
Conkeldurr said Neither do I
Chansey said the CCTV suggests that you took sda shit on the pilots. I'm calling the police
Gyarados said POLISE
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I'LL GO TO PRISON
Gyarados said PWISON
*Conkeldurr proceeds to grab chansey and throw out da window. She takes a tumble and smashes into fucking bits when she lands*
Excadrill said that was horrible
Aegislash said humph, i want to see where she lands. The icky mess will help me with da work
Excadrill said she seems to have landed in big russian battlefield (go with it)
Garchomp said yar har har, tyranitar's parents are in the russian army
Excadrill said yeah, watching the army on telly
Laugh now
Tyranitar said we're well under 69 miles to spanish hotel
Gyarados said good, thats where we want to land
Gyarados said we're approaching lightning. I'm about to perform cool tricks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMPICKLEGYARADOSE
*the plane does a barrel roll, but not quite the same rolls which tyranitar eats by the fuckload*
*the plane spins and n shit, one of the barrels bonks Excadrill on the head*
Excadrill said ow
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, u got hurt you little shit
Aegislash said i suggest we bring blasta sticks next time, preferably for shooting garchomp
Salamence said get on with the work pesant
Garchomp said YOLHOLHOL, U HAVE 3 to DO WORK
Excadrill said so do you
(they do more barrel rolls past the thunderbolts)
Raichu said wah, im losing my balance
(she lands on top of excadrill)
Excadrill said c-cousin...ur on top of me
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* stop raping ur cousin and SHIRING WOOOOOOOOOORK!
Garchomp said blown the man down, raichu should find someone else
Gyarados said the storm clouds are approaching, ready?
Tyranitar said the leader of cumpany name a bit of this and a bit of that will have win
Gyarados said shut up and fire some rockets at da storm clouds
Excadrill said sure
*homer and basil fires some rockets at da cllouds using XBOX ONE CONTROLLERS, they go away. The sun shines for brave DORITO eating heroes yay*
Tyranitar drinks some MOUNTAIN DEW andd said SWET
Gyarados drinks some MOUNTAIN DEW andd said i did all the work. know make sure the plane is landing next to that runway
Tyranitar said thanks gyarados, ur the best capn in town
Gyarados said I RUN THE PUB!
Excadrill said ive still got big boner, you clean the barrells aegislash.
Aegislash said FEEBLED light creatutes must do a shadow warriors command.
Conkeldurr said NEITHER OF YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING
Garchomp said im tired!
Salamence said i dont like sitting next to smelly munday barrels, put them away!
Aegislash said PUT THEM AWAY FOR FUCKING SELF! TUBBY!
Salamence said ur just a peasant!
Gyarados said I LEAVE YOU FOR 5 FUKING MINUTES AND U HAVENT EVEN CLEANED ANY BARRELS AWAY! THIS IS WHY EVIL DOESNT HAVE A CREW! U R ALL LAZY PIECES OF SHIT WHO
JUST CAR ABOUT THEMSELVES! ME AND TYRNAITAR MAN A PLAN THROUGH FIERECE STORM ADN ALL YOU DO IS CHAT ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT! IM ASAHMED ASSED TO BREATHE
THE SAME AIR ASS U AND SIT ON THE SAME TOILET SEAT!
Aegislash said i want shadow juice
Excadrill said im still hurt, do i ha ve to pick up all the barrrels
Aegislash said FEEBLED light creatuter. I never complain when performing maniel tasks at the rotten tavern
Gyarados said I loyally saved your life in the storm so you could have 3 holiday. There were several moments where i wanted to give up and let you die like a fucking little bitch, but i kept going. Do yu no whi? BECAUSE I RUN THE PUB! THE BEST IN TALLKEY! ROTT EN TAVERN? YOU JUST GOT TAZED IN THE ACT SMELLY! PICK UP A BATTEL BARREL, OR I'LL STAB UO
Aegislash said humph, i had better get sex
Gyarados said hurry up
Tyranitar said i shot da missiles
Excadrill said ye, eat chokky buttons
Laugh now
Tyranitar said good news gyarados, were well under 10 miles to spanish hotel!
Gyarados said sweet that means we allget to go on free holiday
*everyone cheers n beerz, preferably not scallywag*
(they arrvie at spanish hiotoel, gyarados is very triumphantntntnt
Gyarados said as you know, we managed to land on da hotel car park
Salamence said UR SO BRAVE SBASIL!
Gyarados said i will PULL THE FUCKING SSTIOS STOPS to get free HOLIDAT!HOLDAY HOLDUAY HOLIDAY!
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?
Gyarados said Go away
Aegislash said gyaradish is rude, i think he should rust into dust
Gyarados said we dont haz time 4 chat, we need to jo inside
Tyranitar said fine, let's go
*at span hotel the kindly krew r ready for big booking*
Gyarados said AS you know, we're at the hotel to get our rooms to staet start big holiday
Garchomp said Yohoho i want my holiday
Conkeldurr said ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Salamence said Shut up and let Gyarados get our keessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Garchomp said Yarharhar, gooday salamence
Salamence said EWWWW, smelly
Conkeldurr said Call me granny
Garchomp said Yohoho, gooday granny
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND GO IN THE BIN!
Tyranitar said oi garchomp's a mate
Excadrill said ye, only firend
Laugh now
Aegislash said humph, only fiend mir liek
Conkeldurr said Move your tinky winky too the checkin desk. I WANT BEER
Garchomp said Precious Booty!
Gyarados said after your behaviour on da plane, i'd be more patient you piece of shit
Tyranitar said i was da braverty hero
*cricket noise*
Gengar said mumble mumble mumble corn flakes
Excadrill said corn flakes?
Aegislash said i entered a corn flakes contest once….i winner
Tyranitar said what was da prize?
Excadrill said You've never moved all day
Laugh now
Aegislash said the prize was a FUCKING CHINA BOWL WITH THE CORN FLAKES STAMP OF TRICKS AND DARK MATTER. I THROW IT AT A MORTAL NEMESIS
Gyarados said it had better not be salamence
Gengar said why aren't talking to me
Gyarados said GO AWAY
Garchomp said blow the man down, the corn flakes contest is more important
Conkeldurr said are tou the pizza man?
Tyranitar said yeah
Gyarados said I HOP ITS NOT THE POLICE. I CAN'T JO TO PWISON
Salamence said I have a lot of money.
Gengar said WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE POLICE, THEY'D BETTER NOT CUM TO MY HTLE mumble mumble
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados, he hates prison too, you haz new friend
Gyarados said PWISON
Aegislash said You'd better have shadow juice, the ultimate dink
Salamence said Shut up pesant
Gyarados said Are you the friendly don?
Salamence said ah yes, the cheapest option available. That means more money to spend on conyak
Tyranitar said I'm afraid you'll have to buy all my better than scallywags. We're broake again
Salamence said NYEANYEANEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE MORE MONAY
Aegislash said Fool, I want spanish shadow juice
Salamence said YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE DIRTY DISHWALTER
Conkeldurr said I WANT MY T
Aegislash said Snot up crabby
Excadrill said Please buy dinks 4 us, we've had tying experience
Gyarados said i did all the work in the plane, dont u fuget it
Tyranitar said I shot da blaster missals
Gyarados said boo hoo, not you didn't
Gengar said mumblr mumble golden nuggets
Gyarados we booked yummy hotel here, give us a room or we will take over this hotel!
Aegislash said give me a room with a fresh wagon or you will be served as sacrifice for a cartoon of shadow juice
Gengar said mumble ah, innocent pub, i have your booking here
Tyranitar said SWEAT!
Excadrill said humph, are evil twin and raihu raichu sleeping here?
Gengar said mumble stoo[p invading the other customers businesses FAGGIT!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* HIHIHI U GOT TOLD OFF!
Garchomp said r we sleeping in house bpet boat?
Gengar said uh mumble bad news. there was a friendly documentary team from the mumble evil pub. we mumble ran out of room and gave them yours
Salamence said BUT THE EVIL PUB IS EVIL!
Excadrill said one of the krew members is one of my cousins, i could sleep in da same room as her
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, UR tELLIN TALES!
Excadrill said *bounces up and down* NOT IM NOT!
Aegislash said you and your smelly cusin and drown for all i care!
Gengar said mumble both rooms can only house one person
Excadrill said UR MEAN!
Conkeldurr said U TROD ON THE GOOD SCALLYWAG NAME! ID HAVE PEOPLE WHO PREFER THE EVIL PUB BE PUT IN PRISON!
Gyarados said PWISON!
Aegislash said Gyarados doesn't have any friends, only tinmates in jail.
Gyarados said jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjail
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
Tyranitar said we'll send you there if you don't give us da rooms
Gengar said JAIL! Just realised we had another room. my tinmates, err mobsters, err soldiers, err slaves, err workers will take your suitcasrs up if shot up?
Garchomp said YOHOLHOL, stop interupting
Excadrill said We want 7 rooms, i get biggest
Aegislash said preferably i get the maid wagons
Gyarados said I believe some drinks are in order
Tyranitar said we need da rooms first
Aegislash said You just want to stuff your face with light sugar food
Tyranitar said LAUGH NOW
Garchomp said Yarharhar, where were mine?
Gyarados said Look Gengar, i don't like people who waste my bfucking bucking ducking trucking time. You stop going on these POINTLESS tangents and give me my room keys
Salamence said YEAH, UR SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY
Excadrill said There's a casino here
Aegislash said IM GOING TO WIN
Gyarados said GO ON THEN saidD
Salamence said Hahaha, you have no money
Tyranitar said We'll claim your fortune, then we'll have enough yummy money to turn the pub into a cheese shop
Excadrill said YEAH, building the cheese shop out of lego
*Laugh now*
Gengar said you might find that your the oones wasting my time mumble mumble
Aegislash said Coughs and sneezes, ur dirty slime
Gyarados said i don't waste anyone's time. I deliver the finest quality service to the people i don't find smelly. You aren't on the fucking good list.
Tyranitar said Can we has supersize scallywag
Salamence said this isn't the pub stupid
Tyranitar said strawman
Garchomp said Yarharhar, fancy a singsong
Tyranitar said maybe at dinner mate, thaat way EVERYONE can hear how much we're besty friends
Conkeldurr said TYRANITAR AND CONK GARCHOMP ARE BEST FRIENDS. JUST LIKE ME AND GYARADOSE.
Excadrill said I heard some talk about the army coming into the hotel at breakfast tomorrow and killing everyone in the kitchen
Gyarados said meer kipper
Gengar said stop telling tails midget, i was talking about the amy coming into the hotel at breakfat tomorrow and giving everyone a surprise
Aegislash said It had better be a free blaster stick, preferably for shoting conk
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Gyarados said excellent idea, your pub politics are almost as good as mine
Aegislash said he runs a hotel you piece of thrash
Tyranitar said i hope its something scrummy
Excadrill said When has Gyarados ever gave us cheap or legal beerz
Garchomp said Yohoho, you should be more grateful
Aegislash said You not needed for this you concrete drinks rollar coaster i hope you fall of it and cry
Gyarados said I've got an innocent deal for you don
Garchomp said I've never had an innocent DEAL be4
Salamence said That's because your usseeeeeeeeeeeeeelesssssssssssssssssssss
Tyranitar said I'm so glad i'm useful
Aegislash said You did nothing in the dark war
Conkeldurr said what dark war you piece of shit?
Excadrill said can we listen to the innocent deal, my spanish flag needs to let off dust
Gyarados said Err no, your not going to listen because you smell of conk's scallywag T shirt
Conkeldurr said BUY EM NOW
Garchomp said Butt it's an innocent deal
Aegislash said POO, WHAT THE ICKY WICKY SMELL?
Gyarados said oh thats the scallywag and blood
Tyranitar said just you wait, one day there will be a bit of this and a bit of that t shitrs at a store near u
Excadrill said too bad you'll need an xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll one
Laugh now
Gyarados said The plan is we all share a room, and i get paid for having to spend it with the main 3 and garchomp
Garchomp said YOHOHOHO, ITS A PIRATE SLEEPOVER FOR ME
Salamence said uhh shut up garchomp.
Gengar said ahh, i like your conning attidude. I'll tell you what, as a reward, why not accept some slums instead of one hotel room
Gyarados said DID U HEAR THAT? SLUMS!
Salamence said AMAZING!
Conkeldurr said i want to do a POOOOOOOO!
lol
Gayrados said SWEAT, slum means mansion in spanish
Aegislash said humph, mine had better have 3 shadow juisce
Gyarados said i get the biggest because i run the pub
Excadrill said sweet, that means i get to get away from the smellyer characters
Tyranitar said Excellent idea, when do we eat?
Aegislash said if you step foot in the shadow mansion, it'll be veggy time for you
Gyarados said yeah, whatever
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?
Gyarados said Go away
Aegislash said gyaradish is a moran, we don't have da keys yet
Tyranitar said Nor da evening meal. You'll be going to...that place if this keeps up
Gyarados said WHAT PLACE saidD
Tyranitar said the don doesnt know Why do you scream whenever...that place is mentioned?
Gyarados said WHAT PLACE saidD
Excadrill said Stop being a big bully
Conkeldurr said YOU STOP BULLING ME YOU LITTLE TURNIP
Tyranitar said Garchomp went there once
Excadrill said I hope he goes there again
Tyranitar said Oi Garchomps a m8
Gengar said mumble, i cant stand these hijinks, i need a corn flakes cereal bar
Tyranitar said Where
Garchomp said Yohoho. They're talking about prison
Gyarados said PWISON
Salamence said DON'T UPSET HIM PESANTS
Tyranitar said But Garchomp was the one who said it
Gyarados said SAY WHAT?
Conkeldurr said SONNY IS ERY SENSETIVE VERY SENSETIVE! STOP BULLYHIM SHITHEADS!
Tyranitar said but the don doesnt know Why do you get all scared when we say it?
Gyarados said SAY WHAT?
Aegislash said Stop fucking arguing and tell him the secret of hidden tooths
Gengar said mumble, cant u argue outsie! you have to pay for the mumble mumble evening meal. Extra for wasting my time
Salamence said SILENCE TWINKLETOES! we need a room!
Gengar said so badly that u break into conversation about mumble prison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Aegislash said I hope u go to prison for wasting my precious time which could've been spent listening to linkin park
Gyarados said PWISON
Excadrill said tell him Why can't you say prison?
Gyarados said PWISON
Garchomp said Yarharhar, PIWSON ISN'T THAT BAD
Gyarados said PRISON, ITS TERRIBLE
Gengar said i narrowly avoided it myself, but why should i feel sorry for your sob story instead charge youu for being a bacon slice?
Tyranitar said im a million man
Gyarados said NO UR NOT!
Salamence said I AM!
Garchomp said Yohoho. Time for the salty story
Tyranitar said Yeah, I'M interested
Tyranitar said Yeah, are you interested donny?
Gengar said DONT CALL ME DONNY MUMBLE!
Gyarados said My dad was famou smuggler. He went to prison for getting caught smuggling some smuggled scallywag visitor which was smuggled from my smuggling business partners who produce the shit for smuggling
Excadrill said Your family has beemn pubrunijg for eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeons, who was the first pubrunner?
Gyarados said Mambo no 1 I believe
Aegislash said I bet the rest of capnneedsthewashes family were stinky too
Tyranitar said Shh, i'm interested in epic story
Gengar said mumble, ah ive bought the non smuggled version of scalywag to use for this hotel
Tyranitar said is it cheap?
Excadrill said is it legal?
Aegislash said does it smell of nice things?
Conkeldurr said ME AND GYARADOSES DAD WORKED HARD ON SCALLWYAG! I CAN ONLY HAVE IT IF ITS CALLED SCALLYWAG!
Tyranitar said its alright for you, you get to have it on da cheep
Salamence said SHUT UP, THIS IS A VERY SAD STORY
Gengar said mumble, i think its boring. i want mumble corn flakes
Garchomp said yar har har, arrgh there any mermaids
Tyranitar said i wouldn't mind a shove
Excadrill said ud just eat all da dish n chips
Laugh now
Aegislash said Gyarados' dad deserved to get locked up in the dark dungeons guaraded by roasting hot dragn. HIS SHIT STAIN OF A SON LIED TO ME ABOUT STICKY OIL
Conkeldurr said YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN LESS DUMB *prods him in the belly, i wouldn't mind a prod*
Gyarados said MY DAD WAS PUT INTO PWISON FOR BURPING AT THE POLICE!boohoo *dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
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Tyranitar said I farted at them once
Garchomp said Blow the man down, they died due to the stink
Laugh now
Salamence said I BET ITS ALL THE LIE
excadrilL said You mean us getting the credit for flaming tyranitar?
Gengar said if have to get away mumble lotsa times. theyre more of frosites men!
Garchomp said Blow the man down...beef
Salamence said i work at the black market, i cant get cort
excadrilL said were the good guys, we caant get cort
Gyarados said Stop evilpubsplaining
Aegislash said You sock at stories
Gengar said mumble im actually getting interested
Salamence said GLAD to see someone appreciates basils storys
Garchomp said YAR HAR THEIR SALTY STORIES!
Aegislash said garchomp went to the dark dungeons for smelling at everything
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
Gengar said mumble lets get back to the stories
Gyarados said My dad was thrown in there without a trial. He had to wear a smelly orange sock which the FUCKING EVIL NASTY guards pissed in be4 he wore it. He also had to wear a bucket
Salamence said AND HE WAS THERE FOR 69 DAYS
Garchomp said Yo ho ho its really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time
Tyranitar said INDEED
Excadrill said Yeah, that's true
Tyranitar said There had better be chokky
Excadrill said Err no, youll have to have veg
Laugh now
Aegislash said Was there any porn of the corn flakes hen
Conkeldurr said I BET YOU LIKE ToNY THE TIGER PORN
Aegislash said NO I DON'T!
Gyarados saidall there was were boring books
Tyranitar said NO AWESOME POKEMON SITCOM THE MOVIE THE NOVEL!?
Aegislash said MORESOULS AND CHIPS!
Gengar said mumble i bet he had to go in the shower with FAGGOTS!
Aegislash said I bet he was stuck in a sell with Conk
Conkeldurr said Call me granny. I've never been to prison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Excadrill said citation needed
Tyranitar said YA! gyarads isnt the only one ho tellz naughty liez
Gyarados said THE ONLY THING TO FUCK WAS A SHELF. NO BARRELS. AAAAAAAAAAAAHJDBAKJHADDUHIEARLBIULEARGFI
Aegislash said I hope Conk goes next, he s always mean to me boo hoo there will be no more dinosaw bonerz 4 u
Conkeldurr said *Gasp*
Excadrill said They would probably lock him in the toilet due to da stink
Gyarados said The guards would make you scrub pwison floors. THEY WERE VERY DIRTY. They'd have you scrubbing all day
Salamence said AND THEY'D WHIP YOU IF YOU BREATHED. THEY'D SHIT ON THE FLOOR IF YOU MISSED ONE SPEC OF DUST!
Aegislash said Breathing is optional. I use shadow dust as my energy supply
Tyranitar said ...No you isn't
Excadrill said Eating is though
Laugh now
Gengar said mumble corn flakes no it isnt
Excadrill said Tyranitar don't eat scrummy fruit
Tyranitar said I eat strawberries
Excadrill said ya, jelly beans
Laugh now
Gyarados said After that, your given a diet of dry bread, fresh from da bin, and wet walter. Yuck
Conkeldurr said I think you should go without food. People my day would starve and deal with it
Tyranitar said no wanka bar for you then
Excadrill said no revels 4 u
Conkeldurr said (starts crying) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANT CHOCCY! I NEED CHOCCY! *fartz*
Aegislash said I ATE ALL OF IT!
Conkeldurr said WHAAAAAAAT!? ILL KILL U FOR THIS!
Excadrill said eggyslash was only pretendin 2 be retart, choocy r in suitcase
Aegislash said HUMP! I am nor not retarded!
Conkeldurr said WAS THERE ANY SCALLYWAG
Gyarados said thepolice would steel the scallywag from my dad. They spat it at his face when they realised how horrible it tasted
Aegislash said I'd going to settle on sum scrummy dirt and rocks
Tyranitar said Oh dry bread and wet walter doesn't sound that bad
Tyranitar said What could be worse than dry bred n wet waler?
Salamence said NO MARMOLADE
Pickle Gyarados said I CAN'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Salamence said NEITHER CAN I. I'LL LOSR THE MANSION. I'M TO, RICK
Pickle Gyarados said IM PICKLE GYARADOS! WABBALA LUVVA DUB DUB pwison
Gengar said NO MARMOLADE! MUMBLE THAT SOUNDS HORRIVLE!
Tyranitar said THERES NO CHOKKY *Wets himself*
Excadrill said I DON'T WANT TO SCRUB PRISON FLOORZ
Gyarados said PWISON!
Garchimp said NOT THE DUNGEONS
Aegislash said I WANT TO DIE!11
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER THERE
Tyranitar said WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO *wets himself*
Tyranitar said speaking of mansions
Excadrill said can we have our free meal for real now?
Gengar said *sniff, sniff* my dad died in prison for a minor mass murder against da city
Aegislash said I WANT TO DIE!11
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER
Excadrill said patience conk
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY
Tyranitar said WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO *wets himself*
Gyarados said i run the pub, i saw you give us free meals for tragic story
Aegislash said epic fail MORE LIKE
Tyranitar said As epic as my sex?
Excadrill said Yeah. A sex doll.
Laugh now
Gengar said That was moving story, i'll let you have the meals for free. I'll whip the chefs if they ask for their pay. I have to prevent the police from inspecting this place. mumble thanks for the warning.
Gyarados said ur a fine donny
Garchomp said YARAHAR FINEST AT SEA
Gyarados said you have to PAY ME FOR LISTENING TO THAT STORY!
Aegislash said I WONDER how betty the feebeld barrel r doing?
*back at da pub the customerz r tryin 2 get orders*
Gogoat said could i have coniac please?
*betty falls over*
Gogoat said HOW RUDE! *fartz at betty*
Crobat said IM CROBATMAN!
Talonflame said want a dink crobatman?
Crobat said im going to ask MARTHA the magnum here!
Talonflame said HOLY UR AN IDIOT BATMAN! she is actually called betty!
Crobat said ur so mean! im chuckin u out of da team!
Talonflame said looks like it isnt a fine day in batman city
(please can you laugh at this?)
(back 2 yumm polt)
Gengar said i wont pay you but mumblre i will let u have slums for free
Gyarados said slums must mean MANSION in french
Tyranitar said SWEAT mansions mean more sexysex every night?
Excadrill said Yeah. A sex doll.
Laugh now
Gyarados said That was a great story
Garchomp said YARAHAR FINEST AT SEA
Gengar said umble mumble grumble great noew fux off
Aegislash said You smell of brocolee and fish fingers
Conkeldurr said YOU THREE SMELL OF FARTY PANTS
Tyranitar said PORKPIEZ
Tyranitar said hey, be grateful that we geet big mansions out of da deal!
Excadrill said i could invite raichu into mine!
Tyranitar said uh sure
Garchomp said Yohoho, i thought we were sailing da seaaaaaaaaaaaaaasa!
Aegislash said SLEEP ON THE GODJAM LAVA
Gyarados said if it werent for betty n the pub and the money, i wont go home!
Aegislash said im going to turn my mansion into a hot topic
Conkeldurr said i need the toilet!
Excadrill said you could always use the floor as a toilet like sirfartzalot does
Laugh now
Gengar said ...dumb english slimeeez
Gyarados said wht was that
Gengar said mumble corn flakes
Gyarados said retart
Excadrill said to be fair we could have gotten the mansions earlier
Gyarados said I THINK SLEEPING IN MANSIONS IS A GREAT IDEA!
Salamence said INDEED. YOURE THE BEST PUBRUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE
Excadrill said I hope the 3 meals have veg. I need to fill in the big fruit n veg cheklist
Garchomp said Yohoho, i want beaf
Aegislash said SLEEP ON THE GODJAM KNIFE N FORK
Gyarados said I decide what everyone has smelly. Your all having whatever is mist like pub grub
Aegislash said POO, I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO SALAMENCE AND GACHOMP
Conkeldurr said AND ME
Excadrill said I don't want to sit next to Tyranitar
Laugh now
Salamence said the pudding had better be ich
Gyarados said i suggest awesome pokemon sitcom cupcacke mix
Excadrill said oh no, tyranitar might eat all of them
Gyarados said I get all of them then
Salamence said INDEED. YOURE THE BEST PUBRUNNER IN TOWN
Tyranitar said After all, a burger in the hand is worth 69 in the...
Excadrill said Shut up you fucking obese lardball
Laugh now
Excadrill said You said burger as your a fat hippo
Laugh now
Gyarados said lets freshen up and have dinner.
Tyranitar said i hope its somethin scrummy yummy
Garchomp said can we haz baef?
Salamence said uh iwanttogobackintimeusingbigtimemachineandpreventurbirth garchomp
Gyarados said Garchomp, you'll have to have the smeeliest mansion for your tom foolery
Tom Foolery said fartz
Aegislash said humph, fitting since he already smelt of creature sludge
Gyarados said Shut up wankas. Lets go to mansions. We need tp have big scuffle over who gets the biggest manion
Tyranitar said I get the biggest. I am the head of a bit of this and a bit of that
Garchomp said Yarharhar, you just get the biggest because ur fat
Laugh now
Salamence said QUITE RIGHT GARCHOMP
Tyranitar said you wanted to jo in big tiem machine n prevwnret tprevent ur birth earlier
Conkeldurr said poo
Aegislash said STOP SAYING UR NAME U FUCKING RETART CONCRETE SHIT
Gyarados said If you went to the pub 4 six weeks, i won't throw stones at the windows
Aegislash said I hop it rains on your willy dilly
*on the way out, they meet a gourgiest*
Gourgiest said please, let me take ur bags
Gyarados said GO AWAY!
Gourgiest said im mafia don hotel managers humble maid
Tyranitar said SWEAT! I WOULDNT MIND A SHOVE
(starts pelvic thrusting)
Aegislash said HUMPH! I deserve this wagon. come with me, i will give you a dark ride which youlll never not gorget
Excadrill said i luv fruit n veg
Salamence said BASIL! THE BAGS R GETTING 2 HEAVY!
Conkeldurr said ILL PLAY WITH U
*wiggles fingers*
Gyarados said fine, take these bagz and escourt us to da mansions
Gourgiest said mansions?
Garchomp said yar har har spansih for capns cabin
Aegislash said you ruined my FUCKING LIFE BY EXISTIGN
Gyarados said firgive my special pirate friend
Aegislash said i can beet him in dark duel and earn u as my shadow queen!
Salamence said mansions is SLUMS in english
Gourgiest said oh, okay
Excadrill said fine, lets go!
Gourgiest said i love the way u say that
Tyranitar said i say fine lets go in a cool way
Salamence said shut up chubby
*laugh now*
(The group go to da mansions. They haven't going to be fucking unhappy when they turn out to be slums lol they got conned)
Excadrill said You know, for being a hotel ran by mafia don, this hotel sure is nice
Tyranitar said You mean like the biscuits?
Excadrill said tuboo
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I'd better get around with all the maids
Aegislash said I bet you'll got around with dinasore bonerz with maid outfeetz
*Conkelurr gives an ugly face and has big boner* (He is very upset)
Tyranitar said Glass of water for Conkeldurr?
Garchomp said yohoho, i want the glass of WATER
Tyranitar said sorry smelly, garchomp gets ur glarse of wee weee
Tyranitar said garchomps n mate
Garchomp said yolholhol, tyranitat loves me the most
Aegislash said I hate you Conk!
Gyarados said SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL U
*they approach the slums. they look nothing like mansions*
Gyarados said ohpootheyreactuallyslums
Aegislash said WHAT! IN SANTAS NAME! ARE THESE PILES OF CONCREEEEETE!
Gourgiest said ummm, slums
Aegislash said THE FEEBLED RADISHES. I WAS FUCKING TRICKED. THE WRLD OF SHADOWS WILL TELL THEM OFF FOR THIS! No way
Gyarados said we meant SPANSIH slumz not english ones! GET US THE REAL SLUMSS OR I WILL HAVE THE DON KILL U!
Conkeldurr said i want mansion
Salamence said SO DO IIIIiiiiiiiiiii!
Salamence said surely slums is mansion in spanish
Excadrill said didn't conk bring his laptop with awesome pokemon sitcom stikers?
Conkeldurr said NO U LITTLE SHIT. people in my day guessed the language
Tyranitar said more like people in your day guessed where to do a poo
Garchomp said yar har har, who has the ships dictionary?
Aegislash said SHITS DICTIONARY MORE LIEK
Gourgiest said im afraid thats what the manager meant
(she leaves)
Tyranitar said NO MANSION!?
Aegislash said MORESOULS N CHIPS
Excadrill said better than muffin
Gyarados said i warn him about PWISON N THIS is the FUCKING thanks i get! im going to kill, murder and bar the friendly don for a week when i next see him. Hw dare they tick us into getting smelly slums in stead of nice mansions. im going to hurt gengay when i next see him
Salamence said BASIL, I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP IN SLUMS
Gyarados said oi, SLAVE. Do these mansions smell?
Gourgeist said old master gyarados
*poo gyarados reaches for da piece of scrap mental*
Gourgeist said young master gyarados, three of the slums are of the same quality as houses. The other three are worse than living on da streets *winks at Excadrill*
Tyranitar said I wouldn't mind da shove
Aegislash said fool, i want sex
Conkeldurr said I'm the one the ladies want. I got around plenty of times in my yong day
Salamence said WHAT R WE GOING 2 DO?!
Garchomp said we could sail the seas
Conkeldurr said I WANT TO GO HOME!
Tyranitar said 2 BAD
Gyarados said weve come so far to quite now
Salamence said who gets what slum?
Gyarados said i get biggest
Tyranitar said i want biggest because im better than u
Gyarados said if you wen 2 da pub for 6 weeks, you get the mnsions that don't smell. That means me, Salamence and Conk
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Aegislash said more like fanny
Gyarados said main 3, if your start crying about walnut whirls again, i'll fucking kick you out of the holiday
Tyranitar said i want chokky
Excadrill said eato
Laugh now
Gyarados said the main 3 will be having the smallest
Garchomp said blow the man down it serves u right!
Excadrill said but i didnt do anything wrong
Aegislash said i am cleaneds ed in innocence. and not the feebled innocent pub which you run
Salamence said u called a member of staff an wagon and insuted insalted the innnocent pub name
Aegislash said ur just bully. i hope u get nittty nits in ur slum
Gyarados said salamence willl be seeeping sleepin in slum next to mine and garchomp will be in smelliest
Garchomp said i want to be iin the one next to capn
Salamence said nya nya nya! GYARADOS likes me MORE thn you
Tyranitar said 4
Conkeldurr said where do I sleep?
Gyarados said in the one which are bigger than main 3's
Garchomp said yohoho, i'm going to hang the pirate flag from my hoise
Aegislash said PIRATE FAG MOAR LIEK
Excadrill said i miss cousin
Excadrill said As you know, we need to decife who gets what slum
Tyranitar said duck that, i'm steelin g gyarados'
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TYRANITAR IS TRYING TO STEAL GYARADOS' SLUM
Aegislash said I think your sly sluj
Excadrill said Conkeldurr is a fucking snitch who deserves to die?
Tyranitar said indeed
Gyarados said i'm not sharing my slum, especiallu not with the worst members of the crew. All of you are a disgrace, but especially you. You fucking greedy lardball. I worked hard to get us that holiday. I DREW the tickets out of soggy crayon. I GLADLY allowed the arabs to have bed n brekky (tears streaming down his face), I READ THE TREASUEE MAP TO get us to big airport. I had to socialize with the worst citizen iogf tallkey
Excadrill said Garchomp?
Gyarados said Hydreigon stupod
Excadrill said oh
Gyarados said I had to sacrifice my nap on pl;aine for big political debate with evil twin, i had fly the FUCKING PLAINE to paris spain costa reterad while you lot just stood around moaning about barrels.
Tyranitar said but i shot big rockets
Gyarados said I DID THAT. STOP FUCKING TAKING THE CREDIT. I HAD REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL OF MY DAD'S PWISON RAPE. THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD DO IS HANG YOURSELVES.
Tyranitar said can we still have supper
Excadrill said stop eating piggo
Laugh now
Gyarados said err sure. Now put up with the slums with man eating mice or i'll eat all the haribo on your suitcase
Aegislash said ull be sorry you were torn
*the kindly krew members go in their mansions or i mean slums. Tyranitar, Excadrill Aegislash sulk outside like fucking babies.*
Excadrill said we now need to decide who gets what slum
*Tyranitar AegislashThey then go inside da biggest slum for skuffle*
Tyranitar said Aegislash, sacrifice yourself to the smallest slum
Aegislash said Sacrifice myself for a small slum? I think ur ideal is spineless.
Tyranitar said Is that a challenge poo?
Aegislash said DONT CALL ME POO GREENLARDBALL
Laugh now
Aegislash said I'm going to win! YOu smell of brocolee!
Tyranitar said Oh yeah, try smelling this *fartz*
Aegislash said PO! WHATS DA FUCKY SMELL?!
*Vomits all over the friendly don Gengar who'll try to kill them later walking past the window*
Gengar said mumble mumble corn fakes
Tyranitar said That my friend is the stench of victory.
Aegislash said U r not my friend. I want you to tumble off cliff. I want you vanished.
Tyranitar said Duck that, eat the small slum poo!
Aegislash said DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Aegislash said DON'T CALL ME THAT!
*sticks his tongye out at him*
Tyranitar said gros
*Aegislash stabs Tyranitar with his ticket*
Tyranitar said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNYjoke(Tyranitar is very butthurt)
Excadrill said why are you two arguing? i could just take the biggest one while ur scufflifn g fighting epic battle
Tyranitar said Why can't Aegislash just trIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEofthecommoncold!
Aegislash said BOO HOOWL! I DONT WANT TO DIE FROM COMMON COLD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Aegislash said Dying sounds much more ultimate than giving u big slum. You don't deserve
Sitting next to me at shadow dinner
Tyranitar said i was going to sit next gyarados so i can be favourite customr anyway stoopid
Aegislash said TYRANITAR WANTS ME TO HAVE THE SMALL SLUM FOR METALLIC RAISINS!
Tyranitar said only because u smell
Aegislash said Of shadow juice.
Tyranitar said besides, im da leaser leader
Aegislash said Of a packet of sauasage rools
Laugh now
Excadrill said more like the loo rolls he never uses
Laugh now
Tyranitar said not only are you tryin to steel room from me, you also steel sexy maind from me (gets big boner)
Aegislash said ...who?
Tyranitar said the maid muffinbrain
Excadrill said u eat all the muffins
Laugh now
Aegislash said im going to sleep with girfreend
Tyranitar said but nobody wants to sleep with u
Aegislash said the maid will gladly accept me after haring the cries of terra
Tyranitar said moar liek terrorball person who wont give me my slum
Aegislash said Tyranitar doesn't have any r boggger
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Excadrill said Calm down guys, we need to address the situation carefully.
TYranitar said That I need should get da good slum
Excadrill said You such a pig Tyranitar
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said You whiny little shit, I do what I want.
You don't have a shadow of a doubt.
Excadrill said More like shadow of a drought
Tyranitar said More like shadow of a donut.
Excadrill said Tyranitar said doughnut because he needs to go on diet
Tyranitar said NO I DON'T O
*from afar*
Conkeldurr said wow! this slums is great! three rooms, a kitchin, a bathroom, a fridge full of CHOCCY! the main 3 would be begging to have this
Aegislash said i want conk to go to prison for all the pooey porn he has made
Gyarados said PWISON!
Excadrill said Guess what?
Aegislash said What you how you piece of shit?
Excadrill said I'm going to steel conk's slum
Aegislash said I WANT MANSION
Tyranitar said there aren't any soopid
Exadrill said stop arguing you retarts, conk is a moran, we can trick him. we need that clum
Tyranitar said i suggest we beet him up
Aegislash said u have no power, leave him for me! ITS MY DESINTY!
Tyranitar said moar liek desnity
Aegislash said Tyranitar is dense
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Excadrill said I suggest we send him a fake letter from a secret admirers
Aegislash said that FEEBLED conk has NO ADMIRERS. I'LL HIRE AN ASSASSIN TO TEASE him
Tyranitar said exccelent idea little bud, glad i thought of it
Excadrill said sigh tyranitar stole my MY NAMES NOT LITTLE BUD idea
Aegislash said FINE; let's go.
Excadrill said Houses, pubs, arguements, hotels, slums, mansions, food, women, money, oxygen, pickles. Eastenders the movie must be being shot here.
Excadrill said Conk is in da house
Tyranitar said Great work peinius. Time to raid his slum
Aegislash said i think a better idea would be to throw him in da void
Tyranitar said Thanks for the advice smelly
Excadrill said Even though ur smellier
Laugh now
Aegislash said let's storm into the creatures slum and wreck naughty havok frim avobive
Excadrill said hang on, we need to post da letter first
*conk is putting some scallywag in his fridge. He finds a letter has been posted through the letterbox of live*
Conkeldurr said THIS HAD BETTER HAVE COKKY
Dear Conk/Granny/FUCKING RETRAD!
You are piece of shit who deserves to go on the bonfire
there are naked pictures of conk in da small slum
Once you have them, you have to give me a million pounds you fat fuck
Love from
a friend, or even a dark foe
Conkeldurr said OH BOY I WONDER HOW SEXY I AM NAKED! I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
*he runs to the slum with brown smoke cumin from the chimny which was actually poo. He shoves 5 cutsmer s on da way*
Tyranitar said now is our chance. Cum on, or i'll get ll his chokky
Excadrill said fine, let's go
*the main 3 fucking rob conk's slum. fucking idiot didnt lock da dore. I hope they get put in prison with dry bred and wet walter*
Gyarados said PWISON
Excadrill said like It's our old house
Tyranitar said Good times
Aegislash said conk got this house cuz hes greddy pathetic slug
Tyranitar said Let's check out da rooms
Aegislash said i want to sleep with all the women
Tyranitar said but i get them eddy
Aegislash said DONT CALL ME THAT
Tyranitar said I still haven't forgiven you for FUCKING STABBING ME WITH A NASTY KNIFE
Excadrill said shut up for a sec, look at those bouncy beds
Tyranitar said wow they look bouncy
Aegislash said DECENT. This is perfect place for the wagons
*the main 3 proceed 2 jump on the beds. What fucking manchildren. Conk shat on tyranitar's bed so he slipped on it and got a boo boo on his fat leg lol i wish he died*
Tyranitar said weeeeee! THIS IS FUN!
Excadrill said its worth sharing a room you with you tubby for this big bouncy bedz
Aegislash said i want tyranitar to sleep in da celllar. i need a clean room for when gourgiest braves dark evening with me through sexy sex
Tyranitar said OI! I GET ALL DA GRILLZ!
Excadrill said Huh?
Tyranitar said im very suexxess full with woman
Excadrill said ya a sex dool, a fat dinalds baloon and one of aegislahs's porn magazines
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Aegislash said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? U DARE TOUCH MY PRON MAGZ! WHICH ONE WA SIT IT
Tyranitar said the one with the sexy lady on the front cover
Excadrill said that doesnt give poo much to work with
Aegislash said you were shat out! a plunger and a rotten raddish gve u plenty 2 work with!
Tyranitar said i bet u use the porn magz as colorin books
Aegislash said NO I DONT (hides black crayon)
Tyranitar said who cares. I having funz
Aegislash said humph, capnneedsthewash and that FEELED salameanie wouldn't allow me to have fun
Excadrill said i know right, we deserve to run the pub
*Excadrill jumps high enough to see conk the oinka storming into his hpuse with a blasta stick. She doesn't look as pleased as punch n joly jollyboy*
Excadrill said bananas! Conk is cumin in with a fucking blasta stick
Aegislash said time for dark war
Aegislash said WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOO HOO, I DON'T WANT TO BE SHOT BY A BLASTER STICK. WAHHHHHH BOOO HOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOH *kicks tyranitar*
Tyranitar said lil shit
*Conkeldurr storms in to the room. He aims her blasta stick at ExcADRILL big boner happens. he is fucking pissed as punch*
Tyranitar said *shits himself* Hey Conk!
Conkeldurr said GO AWAY! U TRICKED ME INTO LEAVING MY SLUM!
Excadrill said Hey grannie we deserve that room
Aegislash said give it to me or suffer dark consequences
Conkeldurr said FUCK OFF! I FOUNF THAT SLUM FIRST! EGT GET UR OWN BIG SLUM!
Aegislash said U WONT SHARE WITH ME U GREDDY PIECCE OD COWPAt! I CANT WAIT FOR TH R DAY U DIE! selfish
Excadrill said Hey grannie can we share ur slum? Ours don't even have nice balcony
Aegislash said i suggest we use the room while u use the toilet. The world of shadows suggests this is a fair trade
Conkeldurr said YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE PUB FOR SIX WEEKS YOU ANNOYING WINDBREAKS. after big holiday, I'm performing racist act for the home for the smelly old people. I need to practse.
Excadrill said Racist act? oh mammy
Tyranitar said He's from an older generation meaning he'll fart and murder the audience with the stink. remember he is from an different erra
Aegislash said conk is an error in life. he should be erased and no one should remember him
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANN!Y!
Aegislash said i bet the evil twin will be there. He's always being a nasty racist
Excadrill said Granny, can we settle on innocent deal?
Conkeldurr said If you help me remember the racist act, I'll give u big slum Sonny (Gyarados) will let me sleep in his
Excadrill said who is sonny?
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* GYARADOS! U PIECE OF SHIT. BABIES IN MY DAY WERE SEEN AND GO IN MY MOUTH
Excadrill said You'd help us?
Conkeldurr said ONLY IF UR GOOD
Tyranitar said You're a friend in need
Aegislash said of sum shadow juice, but i get all of it
Excadrill said aegislash isnt very funny
Tyranitar said Indeed
Aegislash said IM MORE TALENTED THAN EVERYONE I TO IN TOWN!
Excadrill said Aegislash, u do have to try dinks other thank shadow juice
Aegislash said u have to stop being a vermatious toad
Tyranitar said salt and vinaga?
Excadrill said greasi
Laugh now
Excadrill said Anyway, you wanted mammy?
Coneldurr said I need to learn Mammy in order to perform a routine for the old people's home. They'll let me back in if i fo it well
Tyranitar said were they getting tired of the stink?
*Ugly face*
Excadrill said Oh its okay, we know the song off by heart for some reason. does aegislash?
Aegislash said im smarter and more ultimate than
Tyranitar said Channel 4's gonna love me
Excadrill said this mammy dance is going to be bigger AND better
Aegislash said better cuz im in it
Tyranitar said better cuz were not in conks house
Conkeldurr said we ARE in MY HOUSE!
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) CALL ME GRANNY!
Tyranitar said we deserve that slum, selfish conk took it, we deserve the million, shitvil salamence took it from us.
Aegislash said everyone in the kindly should donate to shadow warriors in need
Tyranitar said INNEED
Aegislash said fool, i think we should perform linkin park
Tyranitar said conk wants to amuse the home though
Excadrill said effree1 haz standards
Conkeldurr said i hope ur families burnt u off da cactass
Gyarados said GATHER YOUR FAMILY ROUND THE COMPUTER SCREEN
Tyranitar said im so glad gyarados isn't here to do the dance better than us
Aegislash said we've got da ultimate stadium. Gyarados and his PATHETIC sidekick salamence won't stand a chance. No shadow trophy 4 them
Conkeldurr said Can we just get on with the racist act? My willy dulllys KEELING me
Excadrill said Fine, let's go
(Excadrill tyranitar AND aegislash teach granny how to do mammy. They are on da EPIC DANCEBIG FUCKING FLOOR FLASHING LIGHTS AND N STUFDFF! IT LOOKS SO COOL. IT EVEN HAD BIG DISCO BALL AT THE TOP. WHAT A BANGER! EPIC cool All they're is really doing is bouncing around and shouting. Conk is fucking impressed)
Tyranitar said That helped ya?
Conkeldurr said I'm going to be a star
Aegislash said ur going 2 down in sticky gooey shadow tar moar liek
Excadrill said A star is born
Tyranitar said Even if it was born during dinosaur time
Ugly face
Aegislash said hump, that would explain the amount of dinosaw bonerz he fucked
Conkeldurr said it's more than what you'll ever get smeele
Aegislash said i want conk to get the least amount of magic starz
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Excadrill said Does this mean you'll let us share the yummy slum
Conkeldurr said You should'nt be so fucking selfish. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STOP INVADING MMY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISLUM
Tyranitar said But we helped you out you dog turd?
Conkeldurr said Go away. You taught me the act in over 1 minutes. I'm calling the piolice and gyaradpse
Aegislash said yu wihnny little snitch, i do wat i want, your just a rotten crab who should sleep on da sroad. I want all the slums
Aegislash said FOOL! WE SPENt POWER MONEY ON THAT DISCO FLORR
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY
Excadrill said i bought it, tyranitar did a wee wee on it a couple of fucking times
*laugh now*
Tyranitar said Then we taught you that for nothing
Conkeldurr said It's okay. I'll bully my way back into the home for smelly old people
Aegislash said i hope u rot there. Go 2 haeck
Excadrill said conk is always bullying me
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* u fuking deserve u little thief. GIT OUT OF MU SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY
Tyranitar said I slim
Excadrill said no u aren't. U ate the cakes all of them
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said FUCK OFF! OR IM TELLING GYARADOS!
Excadrill said its nt not fucking fart
Tyranitar said im not sitting next to you!
Conkeldurr said I DIDNT WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU ANYWAY!
*he sticks her tongue out at them*
Aegislash said THAT FUCKING DOES IT! sticking a tongue is GREAT OFFFENCE TO A SHADOW WARRIOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAkillurself
Conkeldurr said i hoe hope gyarados gives you healthy food for t
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aegislash said im going in the black slum
Tyrantar said glad i didnt tell him that it was the smellest smallest
Excadrill said you need the biggest of the bunch since ur so fucking obese!
*laugh now*
*gyarados comes along*
Gyarados said WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS YELLING ABOUT. YOU'LL DISTURB THE OTHER HUNGRY CUSTOMERS
Tyranitar said we aren't at the pub smelly
Gyarados said i run the pub, don't answer back to the brave leader
Garchomp said yar har har, gyarados is brave capn
Salamence said SILENCE rumbeard
Tyranitar said conk stole my slum
Gyarados said pub veterans been telling me that you tried to take his room. U r all sharing the smeelest slum
Tyranitar gives a sad O lol
Excadrill said this is all your fault
Aegislash said i want u 2 die
*kicks Tyranitar*
Tyranitar said ow
Garchomp said yar har har, i say u walk the plank
Salamence said i hop u die HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMELESS
Aegislash said moar liek shadoeless and heartnawring
Gyarados said maybe if you weren't moaning about shadows, you would've went to the pub 4 6 weeks and got your sef one of the not smelle slumsohwowitsteatimeimhungeyicantwaitforbigmealihopetheresjellyforpudding
Tyranitar said yay im starving i hope its something scrummy yummy
Tyranitar said me too, id starving
Excadrill said sorry tubber, only cabbage 4 u
Laugh now
Aegislash said i want shadow burger
Gyarados said i hope they dont do any
Excadrill said anythings scrummy for tubbys fat tummy
*laugh now*
Aegislash said i hope i can impress waitress wagon
Conkeldurr said I'll win her with my sexy tum
Tyranitar said she'll definitely want the big red one
*Tyranitar, Aegislash and Conkeldurr all proceed to give one huge dry hump to the air. They relly want sexy sex*
Excadrill said hahaha, that was really funny
Gyarados said do you know what else would be funny? i f you shut uour midget ass up and went downstairs for yummy t time
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL, we're running out og time
Aegislash said fine, lets go
Salamence said BASIL! WE NEED TO CHANGE INTO FANCY CLOTHING FIRST!
Tyranitar said so do i
Excadrill said yeah, a fatdonalds t shirt shit
Laugh now
Gyarados said of course Salamence, we have plenty of time
Aegislash said the feebled creature said we were running out of time earlier
Aegislash said i cant tell the time
Gyarados said AAS YOU KNOW, we need to put on fancy dress in order to impress the guests when having big t time dinner. Put on your best clothes or else
Tyranitar said im going to wear big tuxedo
Excadrill said beta make it an
*gyarados grabs excadrill by the neclk*
Gyarados said we, yes, we know tha tyeaniart tyrantiar needs a tux which is a size that is off the FUCKING CHARTS! you dont need to tell me ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Garchomp said yar har har, im going to dress up like i did when i was captain of fierce krew
Salamence said i bet you wore a NAPPY!
Tyranitar said oi! dont bully garchomp for his clothing.
Excarill said wear r my bob the builder pants?
Tyranitar said phew im so glad i dont watch babys shows
Excadrill said ya, a sex doll
*laugh now*
Aegislash said im going to wear trecnhcoat
Gyarados said you had better not steal mine
Tyranitar said SWAG!
Excadrill said fine, let's go
*they all come out wearing their fancy clothing. tyranitar is wearing a fatdonalds t shirt, excadrill is wearing a bob the builder t shirt*
Tyranitar said take a look at my fatdonalds shirt. I true fan
Excadrill said yeah, of da greasy burgers
Laugh now
Excadrill said i wear bob the builder t shirt
Tyranitar said im so glad i dont watch babies shows
Excadrill said ya, ya doo
Laugh now
Gyarados said i look the best, don't you forget it
(gyarados is in a black trenchcoat, it is coated in scalluwag, blood )from the customers he murderedpoorgyarados( sweat and tears said( )
Tyranitar said that looks a bit dirty
Gyarados said Do you think I look SWAG in a trenchcoat
*points blasta sticker at tyranirar the tubo tubby chubster and excadrill*
Tyranitar and Excadrill said n-no
Gyarados said I RUN THE PUB
Aegislash said hump, im the coolerist
*Aegislash swags in with a black tenchcoat. His is very greasy from all the fatdonalds. Neither him or gyarados is wearing a shirt)*
Gyarados said U COPIED MY CLOTHES! COPYCAT! TAke that off, i'm cooler and yoounger than you
Aegislash said I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Getyourown FUXing custome meanie
Excadrill said to aegislash's credit, his shirt trench coat doesnt have as much scallywag and blood on it
Tyranitar said and he didnt know you would be wearing yours
Gayrados said i dont think aegislash is very intellifent
Aegislash said I WANT ALL THE CREDITS!
Gyarados said Why are you so serious?
Excadrill said where arethe boring characters
Gyarados said right in front of me! saidD
Salamence said nya nya nya, hes acaully talkin about YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
(salamence is wearing a tuxedo)
Salamence said I'M IN THE TUXEDO
Tyranitar said SWART! My fatdonalds shirt makes me looke like a business me
Excadrill said more like a burgerman
Laugh now
Gyarados said salaemmcne only weears da finest
Tyranitar said im wearing big tuxedo too
Aegislash said I hope you actually left it behind! that means more wagonz will come to me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAusmell
Excadrill said hey its friendly mafia don hotel manager double
Gengar said umble mumble grumble korn flakes
Aegislash said HA! MORE LIKE PORN FLAKES!
Gyarados said weve cum 4 t time. give us big table and everything 4 free
Gengar said mumble mumble well see
Gengar said mumble im glad i never told them about using them for big target practice
Excadrill said did u say something
Gyarados said stop invading customerz gotel manager mafia don privacy. we need to wait for garchomp n conk
Gourgiest said hi excadrill, hi everyone. didnt u say that u were ready 4 t time
Aegislash said i WILL give u my SHADOW COCK! for t time. or even bed time!
Gyarados said Just a mere kipper
Gyarados said conk and garchomp havent arrived yet
Aegislash said i say we leave them behind to cry in the void. EVERYONE WILL FUCKING LAUGH
Excadrill said But conk was our neighbour
Tyranitar said And he is easy to trick into helpzin us with the schemez.
Gayrados said have you been bulying pub veteran?
Aegislash said I think being pub veteran is a graveyard stinkbomb
Gyarados said Why are you so fucking annoying?
Excadrill said How long have they been
Gyarados said 3 hours as far as i remember
Salamence said I say we go down now. I don't want to be seen with SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY people
Tyranitar said im so glad i smell nice
Excadrill said im still having nightmares abut da socks
Gyarados said im still having dreams where you shit up
Tyranitar said I hope theres of tomato sauce.
Aegislash said I hope you get the napkins with shadow dust in them. YOULL GET TE FUCKING COMMON COLD CURSE! I HOPE EVERYONE LEAUGHS WHEN YOU SNZEZE
Excadrill said I wonder if they'll do fruit n veg
*garchomp and conkeldurr arrive. Garchomp is wearing da pirate capn outfit; complete with a pirate hat, eyepatch and TIGHT TROUSERS! Conkeldurr is waring a towl which is much too mall for this obese piece of shit*
I gave him the positive score.
Garchomp said Yarharhar u look like fine mermaid granny
Conkeldurr said GIVE UR MERMAID GRNNY A KISS!
Tyranitar said gros
Salamence said UR JUST JELLY ON DA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Gyarados said Everyone is ready, time to have da big meal
Excadrill said Can we choose the meal?
Gyarados said NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH youll just buy all the expensive stuff
Garchomp said yar har har, i'm readu to lead the pirate crew to the scurvy table
Salamence said err, die garchomp
Gyarados said having your lobster?
Salamence said withh my usual conyak
Excadrill said but this is our first time beer
Aegislash said fool, this is our first time in this poo poo hotel
Tyranitar said you said you were choosing the meal
Gyarados said Just a mere kipper
Garchomp said Yarhahar. I caught a few kippers in my time
*bounces UP nand DOWN! The tight trousers rip lol you can see his big bum*
Salamence said I BET IT'S ALL A LIE
Excadrill said You mean like the
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* you fucking deserved it you little windbreaka
Aegislash said I WANT SEX! MARRY ME GOURGIEST
Gourgiest said what...interesting costumes
Gyarados said You need sex
Garchomp said Yohoho. I've had lots a sex
Excadrill said Yeah. A beef sandwitch
Garchomp said BAEF
*garchomp flashes back 2 the fuckful day where he pounds yummy sandwicthbitch*
Gyarados said heres a beef sandwitch, dont fuck it
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want to fuck the beef sandwitch
Tyranitar said you dated a beef sandwithc at the prom
Garchomp said but i ate it
Salamence said USELESS
Tyranitar said i shown the world that i can fuck a fatdonalds baloon, u can poo it goo on
Garchomp said yar har har, capn said that i cant fuck it though
Tyranitar said ignore fatty
Salamence said IM TELLING PESANTS
Tyranitar said go on, go on
*Garchomp grabs the beef sandwitch, stands on the table and proceeds to pound it*
Garchomp said ARRGH ARRGH ARRGH BAEF
Gyarados said a word with you
Garchomp said yar har har tyranitar told me to do it
Gyarados said the bill for the beerz is…..5 POUNDS
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(IN FUTURE TYRANITAR WASHES HIS HANDS BEFOREN EATING GYARADOSES SHIT SANDWITCHES)
*back to 2 da polt i guess*
Tyranitar said Ham sandwitch is my favorite
Excadrill said You'll have to have icky all veg salad tonight, your getting 2 fat
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Gyarados said Maybe we could pitch in a card game when Gengar is willing to lose
Gourgiest said Gengar told me to spy on you in case you plan to overthrow the hotel
Gyarados said wee have nothing at steak here bimbo
Tyranitar said Steak and kiddy pie?
Excadrill said ha ha ha ur fat tubbytar
Tyranitar said (Laugh now)
Gyarados said whats for t?
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, let's have a sing song.
Aegislash said I'd rather try than song with you. Why not have a free ticet 2 the bin? Unless it was lincon park.
Excadrill said Pity your the only fan of lincon park.
Conkeldurr said I LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIV
Salamence said Shut up old dimer
Excadrill said any tasty veg?
Gourgiest said we have vegetable paella? You can have it for half price if you want?
Salamence said Shut up slave we having what gyarados has?
Aegislash said Let's have bood on toast
Gyarados said WE'RE HAVING RICE! ANYONE WHO ARGUES AGAINST ME SHALL RECEIVE A TASTE OF TRUE PUBRUNNER DICIPLINE
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT BURGER N CHOOOOOOOOOOPS!
Tyranitar said go on then smelly
Gyarados said pooy pandcake
Garchomp said Yohoho. let's sail the cs
Salamence said NO TALKING RUMBEARD!
Aegislash said Sit next to me wagon
Gourgiest said wagon?
Tyranitar said aegislash is being crummy. He means that i should sescort you to the kitchen where you cook my coake
Garchomp said yar har har you ought to cut down on that
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said GIVE YOUR GRANNY A KISS HOT ASS WAITRESS
*he takes her towel off and shows his load to gourgiest*
(she faints)
Gyarados said *kicks da body* wake up slave, i don't know the way to da dining room
(gengar comes along and gives her a friendly slap)
Gengar said mumble mumble WAKE UP YOU FAGGOT DOG! TAKE MY TARGETS FOR THE BIG MILITARY INVAISON OR I MEAN GUESTS OR ILL FUCKING WIP YOU CORN FLAKES
Aegislash said i suggest blod with yours
Gengar said shut mumble up
Excadrill said i wonder if evik and raichu are there
Gyarados said shut up about your cousin. She is a fucking traiter who left te kindlee crew to support nasty evil twin. I hope she gets one less grain of rice as punishment for her naughty behaaviour. NO ONE gets away from me. HERES johnny
Salamence said BASIL! IM STARVING
Tyranitar said me too. I could eat the slums
Excadrill said stop getting gredy
Laugh now
Aegislash said FINE, let's go
*at the big dining the room. The friends sit in the friendly chairs waiting for their friendly meal. While they atr e waiting, they have friendly thoughts about how they want to fucking murder each other*
Gyarados said as u know we're now sitting down at da table
*tyranitar fartz*
Excadrill said smelly
*laugh now*
Aegislash said I WANT SEX
Gyarados said You need sex
Garchomp said Yohoho. I got a kiss from granny
Conkeldurr said AND HOPEFULLY NOT UR LAST!
Excadrill said i dont want to sit next to conk
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* MAYBE I DONT WANT TO SIT NEXT 2 U!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* HIHIHI U STILL WATCH BABIES SHOWS!
Tyranitar said saexz the one who watches telletubbies
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, let's have a sing song.
Gyarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO were waiting forr roood food like grown ups!
Tyranitar said im a grown up!
Conkeldurr said UR STILL A YYOUNG WINDBREAKER 2 ME!
*laugh now*
Aegislash said I'd rather try than have the sing song with you. Unless it was lincon park.
Excadrill said Pity your the only fan of lincon park.
Aegislash said what if the wagon wheel likes it
Salamence said I like any music which gyarados likes
Excadrill said Gyardos has good taste!
Salamence said Shut up derpy mole, he's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Excadrill said i wonder where evil and raichu are!
Garchomp said I WISH I WAAS GYARADOS' FAVOURITE!
Conkeldurr said RIGHT NOW! UR MY FAVORITES!
Aegislash said Let's slit our wrists
Gyarados said evil is probably at a snob restuarant
Salamence said SNOBS SHOOULD BE BURNT AT STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Tyranitar said Steak and kiddy pie?
Excadrill said ha ha ha ur fat tubbytar
(laugh now)
Garchomp said Yohoho. let's sail the cs
Salamence said NO!
Conkeldurr said I WANT FOOD!
Aegislash said Don't you haz the private yot?
Salamence said i left it behind in the mansion
Tyranitar said i thought u lived at da inn. can i haz big mansion?
Salamence said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I USE MANSION TO STOREMY junk
Garchomp said PRECIOUS BOOTY
Tyranitar said i imight might need to think about some more storage for my junk
Gyarados burped and said WHAT JUNK? saidD
Conkeldurr said I BET ITS ALL UR JUNK FOOD WHICH U WONT SHARE WITH ME!
Tyranitar said Hey Gyarados
Gyarados said GO AWAY
Garchomp said yar har har, lets have a chinwag
Excadrill said tyranitar has over 9000 of those
Laugh now
Tyranitar said Do you want to hear our song?
Gyarados said Not really
Tyranitar said Please! We've been practising 4 months
Salamence said i bet you couldn't even afford a dance floor
Aegislash said WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU MONTHS TO SING ABOUT DED MORCOLES
Garchomp said I get some of the timings wrong *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw* *Poor Garchomp*
Tyranitar said indeod, yeah...that's right. i can remember it as though it was gust (jolly)yosterday.
*tyranitar has a flash back 2 da fateful day where he and garchomp sing about beef n poo*
Tyranitar said HEY GARCHOMP
Garchomp said yo ho ho, get on with the fucking song
Tyranitar said have you go da lyrics?
Garchomp said wrote them with the finest quil
Tyranitar said glad the crayola i got u 4 christmas has cum in handee
Conkeldurr said THEY LOOK HINDY
Tyranitar said theres a lot of poo in there
Garchomp said yar har har stop wasting my time
Tyranitar said time for big dance
Tyranitar said ready steady jo
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL ITS A BIG BEEFERZ LIFE FOR ME
*only tyanitar is bouncin*
Tyranitar said garchomp you need to bounce too
Garchomp said MANNNNNNNNN THE JOLLY RODGER
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL ITS A BIG BEEFERZ LIFE FOR ME
*garchomp only bounces once lol*
Tyranitar said u need to bounce 4 longer than that lol come on, it's only bouncing up and down
Garchomp said STOP BULLYING ME
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL ITS A BIG BEEFERZ LIFE FOR ME
*garchomp ony bounces twice*
Tyranitar said it's not that hard
Garchomp said yar har har, neither is being an ugly piece of shit
Tyranitar *sigh* i want chese sandwitch this is going to take a long fucking time. i think i need to do a poo
*he leaves*
Garchomp said blow the man down, y arent u doin the big baefer dance with me?
*they had the dance completed in 9 months, same time as it takes conk to carry the baby*
*in future, garchomp uses a knife and fork when eaeting is his beafy*
*at da spinish retruant*
Excadrill said hahaha, that was really retarded
Naked Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* so are you
Excadrill said We'll find something you do right
Aegislash said sadly this involves him KILLING HIMSELF! SOMETHING HE WILL NEVER FUCKONG DO!
Gyarados said OI. Garchomp's been to the ub pub more times than u have and he always completed his menial tasks. More than what can be said about you.
Aegislash said slimo! You give me all the shit ones like wiping conk's bottom
Conkeldurr said is it sexy?
Salamence said UR PUTTING ME OFF MY T TIME
Gyarados said aegislash, say sorry to salamence
Aegislash said SORRY? HE SHOULD SOZ TO ME FOR BEING A FEEBLED CRETIN! I HOPE A DARK VULTURE DOES A SHADOW SCAT ON YOUR LUXURY TUGBOAT
Garchomp said err, its the privite yot
Tyranitar said Let's begin
Garchomp said MAN THE JOLLY RODGER
Listen to Tyranitar and Garchomp love to eat beef on youtube! Plz like the video i worked rely hard on the animation
Excadrill said Hahaha...that was REALLY funny!
Salamence said BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gyarados YOU STINK
Conkeldurr said I COULD DO BETTER WITH MY HANDS TYED
Excadrill said you'd just cry about wanting chokky
Conkeldurr said I WANT CHOKKY
Conkeldurr said ithought garchomp was jolly
Tyranitar said I thought it was excellent
Garchomp said Yaharhar. That's the sailors war
Conkeldurr said I THOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR
Evil twin said meh meh heh i don't recall you doing ze much
Gyarados said evil, cum for dinner?
Evil twin said takes me back when mummy cooked dda t time
Raichu said i hope she made sumthing scrummy. That would've made for a great scoop
Gyarados said u look like youve had 400 ice cream scoops! THAT EXPLAINS THE BIG BELLY
Excadrill said HOW DARE YOU CALL HER FAT! IM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT BREKFAST
Tyranitar said you look a bit fatter to me
Gyarados said WHATS THIS? GREEDYBUTS HERSELF HAS DECIDDED TO BULLY THE HIP PUBRUNNER FOR HIS WAIT. you have big man boobs
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, you got told off
Aegislash said DIE or TRY you fool!
Gengar said how are my favourite guests?
Evil twin said hey, i ze favorite
Gengar said who are you
Gyarados said See, im more popular than evil, hes not i am
Excadrill said the show is setting its success on a mambo number 5 reject
Gengar said Gourgiest! STOP BEING A LAZY FAGGOT AND ORDER THE MEALS *kicks her*
Tyranitar said oh deer
Gourgiest said what r you all having
Gyarados said we're all having rice, several less for mrs piggy
Laugh now
Garchomp said yohohoh i want big baefburger
Conkeldurr said I WANT CHOKKY 4 T
Tyranitar said order it then
Salamence said IM HAVING LOBSTER
Gyarados said u hav to get conk a wanka bar for his t
Conkeldurr said I get choccy.
Tyranitar said Ham sandwitch is what i want
Excadrill said Your fat tubbytar
Laugh now
Gyarados said were all having what I PICK!
Gourgiest said we offer a very nice set meny
Tyranitar said is Steak and kiddy pie on there?
Excadrill said ha ha ha ur fat tubbytar
(laugh now)
Gyarados said Then that won't be very fun. Asides conk and madeer, we're all hving a bowel of rice
Gourgiest said is that all?
Gyarados said STOP BEING BOSSY SLAVE!
Tyranitar said lease gimme burger. ill pay baclk through sex
Aegislash said WAGON! give me shadow burger! i will give you the ultimate evening!
Conkeldurr said I WANT SEX!
Tyranitar said why cant i choose my meal
Gengar said rice it is
*a while has passed, gyarados n pals haven't had scrummy rice yet*
Gourgiest said ur dinner will be 5 mins
Gyarados said they shold have been quicker
Salamence said I WANT MILLION PUNFD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUNDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gourgiest said i will speak with the mafia don hotel manager
Aegislash said oi!
Gourgiest said what is it now?
Aegislash said I. HAVE. HAD. TO. TOLERATE. THESE. TWO. LARD. BELLS. JUMP. UP. N. DOWN. WHILST. SINGING. ABOUT. FUCKING BAEF! gimme a break and shag me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!
Excadrill said stop annoying her aegislash! no one wants to have sex with you. because all u do is shout n whine about shit that doesn't even matter!
Aegislash said grumble ur mean
Gourgiest said ur so sweet excadrill
(raichus hear waht excadrill is saying to gourgiest)
Raichu said grrrr gourgiest is trying to steal my cousin
Evil Twin said could ziz be le latest scoop amigo
Raichu said (takes off imaginary gloves) this. is. personal
Aegislash said THIS! IS! SPARTAN!
Gyarados said alrgith shut up and eat ur rice!
Salamence said BUT OUTR WICE WILL NEVER CUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
Tyranitar said u mean like how i dont cum over men
Conkeldurr said youll soon be cumin over meeeeeeeee!
Gourgiest said could i please ask for the elderly gentleman to put some clothes on?
Gyarados said STP BOSYSHAMIN YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT!
Gengar said mumble mumble u got pwned
Aegislash said fatter is funner in the shadow bedroom. i shall take u there now
Tyranitar said i think thin me and fatty lol u will be fun. lets hook up!
Conkeldurr said or maybe some lesbian fun with MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Excadrill said i don't think ur previous attempt was that successful
Garchomp said yo ho ho, twhers my fucking riiiiiiiiice!
Gourgiest said be patient
Gengar said mumble mumble, wee need to put the poison in it
Gyarados said SWET, chokky in spanish
Conkeldurr said YAAAAAAAY! I GET CHOCCYYYYYY!
Garchomp said maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan the JOLLY RODGER!
Aegislash said i want shadow rice!
Excadrill said whats shadow in spanish?
Tyranitar said bonjour duh
Garchomp said yar har har, bonjour is hello in french
Salamence said i can speak FOUR different languages
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said ha you cant even say 4 ropeer lee
Tyranitar said 4
Garchomp said yo ho h...
*Gyarados grabs tyranitar and garchomp the beefer big beefers doing the big beefer dance to demonstrare how beefy they are as big beefers as its a big beefers life for those two wackhy chocolate buttons*
Gyarados said ive heard enough about beef for today
Tyranitar said 4
Excadrill said dont you think we should check the dictionary to be sure that poison is choclit?
Garchomp said but i ate it
Aegislash said I heard feebled spacemen like you downed in crub and sludge. I hop u get a hair in your shadow rice
Conkeldurr said Yuck, I wouldn't eat that.
Tyranitar said i cant wait for chokky rice
Excadrill said mmaybe poison might actually mean fruit n veg
Tyranitar said gros
Gyarados said IM VERY GOOD AT spanish
Aegislash said itrust think your terrivle at reasing the stone tablets. How can i tust you with spanih
Salamence said Gyarados runs the pub. He knows what hes doing pesant
Aegislash said no presents for
Conkeldurr said I want my t!
Excadrill said patience conk
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* call me granny
Raichu said that waitress is trying to stele my excadrill. IM RELLY ANGRY GRR. im going to send a love letter to excadrill, hell prefer me over fatty waitress
*raichu writes a note*
Evil twin said shut ze up and film le room for big documentry. MUMA CHAN
Raichu said as longas you get love letter to exxcadrill. Gyaraados is nearest
Evil said heh, still love ze goody goody innocent le pub customers eh
*evil twin comes over to gyarados*
Gyarados said hello evil
Evil Twin said bonjour amigo, my le assistent waifu wants me to pass this to ur le table.
*parses letter to Gyarados*
Gyarados said oh look post
Aegislash said i put blood on my yummy toast
Gyarados said yeah, what ever
Tyranitar said when a bit of this and a bit of that make more money than that smelly a bit of that and a bit of this, you can have all the toast you like
Salamence said ha, at least im still running my company
Tyranitar said abitofthisandanahfockit will rise again
Excadrill said no it wont, well die of salvery
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOO
Garchomp said Yar har har, can i red the love letter
Tyranitar saidyeah, garchomps ma mate and hes da expert
*He fartz on his napkin so gourgiest knows its him*
Gyarados said I HOPE ITS NOT ROM THE POLICE *shivers a bit poor gyuarraods*
Excadrill said a crumpled up bit of paper?
Evil Twin said bon apetitiute with ur le rice guvner! (whoops wrong stereotype)
Garchomp said LONG LIVE THE KINDLY KREW!
Tyranitar said we defeated evil twin we protected da formula
Gyarados said SLUT UP AND LET ME REED!
DEAR HOTTY SEXY NOSE
DITCH THAT FAT MAID GOURGIEST AND GET WITH ME!
I WANT TO SHAG YOU HARD
HARDER THAN TYRANITAR WANTS TO FUCK THAT FATDONALDS BALLOON
MEET ME IN THE SMELLY SLUMS SO WE CAN DO IT FOR REAL
SCOOP ME UP WITH SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS SAUCE
LOTS OF LOVE
FROM A PRIZED CATCH
Gyarados said i seem to think that it was from bitty, but she doesnt know about gourgiest. she also wouldnt go on about that fat guy who runs a failure of a company wanting to fuck a fatdonalds balloon. is it yours salamence?
Salamence said im to loyal to you basil! Garchomp?
Garchomp said can i ate it?
Salamence said u read moron rum beerd! it.
*he reads da yummy letter. tears streeam down his baefy face*
Garchomp said yar har har gyaradorse does love me!
Tyranitar said well garchomp, looks like ur gyarados's favourite after all!
*Salamence isn't as please as punch and je;lyy on da plte*
Salamence said WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this cant be right. IM HIS FAVOURITE! we haz problem beer!
Tyranitar said cheese shop
Aegislash said the only sexy thing about garchomp is ahis CARKASS!
Salamence said ILL SHAO HIM WHOS FAVURITE CUSTOMER!
*wries letter with golden pen*
Salamence said PAs this ROUUUUND to gayraaods pesants?
*garchomp is about to read it*
Salamence said NO RUMBEERD! SOMEONE ELSE!
*Garchomp throws it at Aegislash*
Aegislash said The world of shadows demands you pay me a ,million pounds for the trouble
Tyranitar said swet, well be rich
Salamence said parse it or ill hit you with the frying pan=
Conkeldurr said I WANT FRIED CHOCKEN
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, maybe you ought to stop being gredy
Aegislash said Fool, the dark shadows need money for lipstick and stabbing you with da dark blasdes. Im going to read the letter myself
Salamence said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tyranitar said Im the boss of a bit of this and a bit of that! Give it to me or no shadowjuice
Aegislash said humph, u win this time
Tyranitar said see, im more than capable of running the cheese shop
Gyarados said more like running garchomps annual bath
Tyranitar said right, im reading the letter as for that. maybe its a million pounds
DEAR BASIL FLUFFYWHISKERS
WHY ARE YOU WOOING GARCHOMP!
GARCHOMP IS A ROTTEN BUMBRAIN
DONT LET HIM TAKE YOU AWAY FROM GOOD OL ME
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HAVE A SEXIER NOSE THAN HIM!
I ALSO PRODUCE BETTER SAUCE!
I HAVE LOTSA MONEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LOVE FROM
MONEYBAGS
Tyranitar said SWEAT! Gourgiest aaccepts me wealth, power and hotness. She knows how long ive had to fucking put up with garchomp! my basil though name is not
Excadrill said does she know about all the sausages games?
*laugh now*
Aegislash said humph, u know a lot bout sausages
Excadrill said me and raichu used to play sausages! she always used to be the customer
Tyranitar said still though, basil is not i am
Gyarados said excadrill, if you make another comment about the show being set around a me reject, i'll get all ur rice
Aegislash said DECENT! THE sexy wagon has lotsa money
Excadrill said maybe thats why she puts up with all the bullying
Aegislash said the whistkers must refer to the lone wolf's feelers HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL shealsohatesthatFYCKINGFEEBLEDGARCHIMPhahaha
Salamence said everyone hates garchomp stinkkee sword. Master tubby, parse the letter to gyarados now
Tyranitar said NO! I am thin, popular, hot and cool! You might find that your the tubby one eating all that lobster
*gyarados grabs the piece of metal*
Gyarados said slamence has attended the pub for 6 weeks, doesn't smell of wee wee AND he owns da privite yot. Ur best achievement is cheating to get ur win, only to throw in the dirty drain. You are lucky to be alive, no wait, YOUR LUVKCY TO EVEN BE ON THE HOLIDAY! Stopbeingannoying
Laugh now
Aegislash said HA! you PATHETIC bpiece oof paper. U got told owned! GRRR! BOO HOO! I WANT A LOVE NOTE TOO! Im writing to maid wagon. She ll enjoy a pound from a true shadow warrior
*he writes a letter*
Excadrill said Gengars cuming, nows ur chance for the booty
Garchomp said Precious booty
Tyranitar said i suggest making the letter into a paper plain. Just like the one me and you flew eh gyarados
Gyarados said if you breth again, ill stab you with this fork. Loss wait
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said I could get the waitress easier
Garchomp said Yo ho ho, i caught plenty of kippers in my time
Conkeldurr said were there any revels
Tyranitar said i get all the mermaids
Aegislash said I THINK TYRANITAR IS AN INEPT SLUT WHO CAN'T EVEN SAY 4 PROPERLY
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said neyneynayyyyyyyyy, YOU CANT EVEN SAY 4 PROPERLY
Tyranitar said 4
Gyarados said Stop shouting Aegislash. Nobody wants to hear your annoying voice you creepy crawlleeee. I hope you get bitten by mosquiTOES
Aegislash said SLEEP ON THE GODDAMN ROAD
Gyarados said That's not how you treat your pub runner. I RUN THE PUB
Garchomp said Yohoho. Gyarados is da captain
Salamence said Aegislash has a love letter for you Garchomp
Aegislash said Your the frozen one. EART MUD. IM SENDING THE LETTER TO THE WAGON
Tyranitar said I want ice lolly
Aegislash said FEEBLED MAFIA DOOOOOOOOON!
*gengar comes over*
Gengar said mumble what doyour want. the orders have been delayed by an hour
Gyarados said im hungry
Conkeldurr said I WANT MMY CHOCO RICE!
Gengar said mumble mumble sure!
Aegislash said TAKE this feebled letter of pain!
Conkeldurr said I WANT PAPER PLAINE
*punches aegislash and snatches da jumbo paper je. Granny than throws the paper plaine at mafia don hotel gengar manager owner yay he gets his eye pooked out*
Excadrill said Hahaha...that was REALLY funny!
Gengar said OW! YOU AUSTRALIAN FAGGOT! Mumble mubmble letter. Maybe itss from the corn flakes contest
Aegislash said I entered a contest for corn flakes once
Gyarados said YES WE NO U LOST. KILL URSELF
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, I HOPE U DIE
Aegislash said I WANT YOU DEED
Gyarados said STOP BULLYING PUB VETERAN! SAY SOZ NOW!
Gengar said i cant read my letter through all the shouting
WAGON
I AM DARK WOLF
IM GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY ACCEPTED THE WAY OF THE SHADOWS
FEEL MY MAINE AT THE CRACKLE (aegislash was crackle) OF THE NIGHT
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I WILL SQUIRT YOU WITH SOME NICE JUICY SHADOW JUICE
OR EVEN A WHITER ALTERNATIVE
FROM THE DARK WARRIOR
Gengar said mumble mumble thats why the fat one is naked. the FAGGOT greasy fat australian sent me the letter. He wants to fuck me. he wants to SEDUCE ME! I AM NOT GAY! THE FAGGOT! I AM ALSO NOT A WAGON! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ILL SHOW HIM WHO mumble mumble runs hotel spanish mumble mumble im so glad im killing him tomorrow morning in war
Gourgiest said shall i get the party of 7 their rice
Gengar said SHUT UP WORKER! MY LETTER IS MORE IMPORTANT. I wish I had raichu as sexy waitress instead of you
Gourgiest said is it from excadrill
Gengar said the australian midget is to dumb to read. Their meals have been delayed for one hour
*he writes letter with spanish pen. He scrunches letter into CANNON BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and throws it conk)
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Tyranitar said lol
Gyarados saidi'm glad i never got h urt all trip
Tyranitar said i can beat u in big arm wrestling contest
Gyarados said GO ON THEN
Aegislash said Fancy a fight? For a real?
Gyarados said I wasn't sasking u
Tyranitar said oh deer i have tummy ache
Gyarados said lazy lardball
Laugh now
Conkeldurr said IM GOING TO THROW THIS PAPER BALL AT EXCADRILL. I HOPE DIES FOR STEALING MY REVELS. I WANT ORINGE ONE
*throws da ball at excadrill. Little bud misses and it hits raichu lol well done gyarados*
Raichu said ow, i got hurt
Excadrill said HOW DARE YOU CONK? Go away
Evil Twin said hmm, what is ke le this? i hope it is la request for ze better camera woman chan. I hope she wears berretee and eats lotsa pasta. Ur just a gringo
Raichu said sigh i miss gyarados
FAGGOT TUBBY!
I DONT FANCY YOU!
STOP TRYING TO DO ME
U ARE AN OBESE LIMEY
NO MATTE HOW HARD YOU TRY TO SEDUCE! I WILL NEVER EXCEPT UR CHARMS!
HAVE A BATH
I AM STRAIGHT
Evil Twin said raichu, for le u!
Raichu said i wonder if this letter is from excadrill about da sex
*raichu reaads it*
Raichu said how that fatty gorugiest calls me fat. i dont even fancy her.
Evil Twin said you kept le givin her amngrwy noot kawaii looks desu
Raichu said that gourgiest lump is trying to bodyshame me! I'll teach her a FUCKING LESSON! EXCADRILL WANT ME!
Evil said excadrill wants to work for me. Gyarados is le weak pubrunner.
Raichu said gyarados is a good guy
Evil said he is le goody goody
Raichu said i best say my piece then
*she writes a note*
Raichu said parse this letter to the waitress, the one you were oogling at
Evil said ah, the one with le nsty manage. HE DOESN'T EVEN LA REMMEBER ZI NAME. NOT CHAN
Raichu said i know, i'll parse it to the manager. OI, can i speak with you please?
Gengar said mumble mumble what is it cameralady?
Raichu said i would like u to give this to the hotel assistant
Gengar said I AM NOT AN OWL!
Decidueye said i am! follow the awesomepokemonsitcom twitter account. twitteroo
*evil ggengar mafia don hotel manager evily throws the letter at the waitress. It lands in conks glarse of dirty dishwalter*
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Gyarados said You'll be sorry you disturbed me from my glass of better than scallywag
Aegislash said You'll be sorry you were torn from a soggy piece of tissue crust
Gyarados said talk propely
Garchomp said Yar yar yar, a pirate battle swordfight! DRAW YER SORDZ!
Salamence said stop thinking about your bath toys
Excadrill said oh no, today was garchomp's bath time this year
Tyranitar said maybe next year mate *puts peg on his nose*
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL! I DONT HAVE TO GO IN THE TUBBY TUB
Aegislash said Gyarados cannot fight me! I the shadow one
Conkeldurr said I GOTLETTER!
Excadrill said read it aloud then
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* DONT RUSH ME!
Tyranitar said i hate it when people ruush things to meet a deadline
Gyarados said you still cant take ur time when doing menial tasks at da pub
Salamence said I bet its from the home for smelleee old people
Excadrill said I hope it is. Conk is always beeing a meanie
Gyarados said you probably diserve it for being an annoying brat
TO FATTY LOL
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SHAG U IF U WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH
IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO KILL YOU FOR TAKING MY LOVE AWAY FROM ME
I AAM THE BEST
EXCADRILL IS MINE
I HAVE NICER HIPS
HATE FROM
SOMEONE WHO IS BETTERLY BUILT THAN YOU
AKA said THE WINNER
PS. U SMELL OF PAELLA
Conkeldurr said BUT NO ONE IS BETERLY BULLT THAN MEEEEEEE!
Garchomp said yar har har, maybe someone is jely on da plate
Conkeldurr said fucking TYRANITAR BELIEVES HE IS SEXIER THAN ME! WE WANTS TO TAKE GARCHOMP AND GOURGIEST FROM EME! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PIE. I PREFER CHOOOOOOOOOKKYYYY
Tyranitar said what are u moaning about now
Gyarados said conk is pub veteran, he can AFFORD to complain
Salamence said YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A KNIFE
Tyranitar said PORK PIEZ
Excadrill said pub veteran isn't a real job
Gyarados said neither is being a whiny shit
Tyranitar said hes not a whiny shit, hes a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME NOT LITTLE BUD
Garchomp said yar har har, u ought to be more grateful little bud
Aegislash said making light sandBITCHES isn't a reel job either. Have a wash capnneedsascrub! Preferably in blood
Gyarados said Yuck duck
Tyranitar said QUAK QUAK QUIK QUAK QUAK
*on another table*
Gourgiest said whats wrong?
Vaporeon said i may have caught something terminal, some fat guy was making this terrible noise
*dies 4 a bit*
Tyranitar said 4
*back 2 da chatting about shit*
Garchomp said yar har har, i don't like having a wash either
Aegislash said FOOLZ! SLIT YOUR WRISTS! I have wash in the shadow of gllom doom termoil pain and angusih
Conkeldurr said IM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER TO TYRANITAR! I'LL SHOW HIM WHOSE THE SEXIEST OF THE CREW
*he writes epic response*
Salamence said NEYNEYNAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY tyranitar cant read
Tyranitar said im a born reader
Aegislash said torn reader more like
Excadrill said This is going to suck duck luck fuck buck cuck.
Excadrill said tyranitar reads
Tyranitar said see aegislash nose
Excadrill said im not aegislash
Gyarados said ur both porns to me
Aegislash said HE READS MY PLAYBOY COLECTON GIVE IT BACK
Tyranitar said stop being gredy
Conkeldurr said I want beer!
Gyarados said weren't you trying to write a letter
Salamence said i didn't no old dimer COULD write
Aegislash said YOU SHALL NEVER CHOOSE THE RIGHT PATH! ONLY THE ONE THAT GETS YOU MORE GREEN WHINE GUMS
Conkeldurr said here sonny!
*he throws it at aegislash*
Aegislash said FOOL! i am not ur son! id rather try and be related 2 a moron like YOU!
LISTEN UP DONUT EATER
FIRST YOU TRY TO TAKE GARCHOMP
THEN YOU TRY TO TAKE SEXY MAID
NOW YOU INSIST THAT YOUR HOTTER THAN ME
PEOPLE IN MY DAY PUT UP WITH THE FACT THAT THEY DIE SINGLE
GIVE UP GARCHOMP AND GOURGIEST AND LET ME HAVE A GO WITH THEM
I GOT AROUND WITH 500 WOMEN A DAY
YOU GOT AROUND WITH ONE BAG OF FATDONALDS CHIPS
HIHIHI U GOT PWND
I SUGGEST HELPING OUT GYARADOS MORE NEXT TIME
PS. DONT GIVE UR GRANNY A KISS
Aegislash said not only does duke of shit tyranitar want to take gourgiest away from aegislash, he also thinks I LOVE GARCHOMP!? no way! i will win!
*throws letter at tyranitar during big tard rage*
Tyranitar said SWEAT! Another letter from gourgiest
Gyarados said ReallY? I bet its from garchomp
Garchomp said yol hol hol, my parrot doesn't know how to fly
Tyranitar said I HOPE U GET SHOT BY A BLASTER STICK!
Aegislash said I WANT BLASTER STICK
Excadrill said Aegislash, stop moaning
Aegislash said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST
Gyarados said no, im the best
Tyranitar said wheres the pruf?
Gyarados said no complimenting me, no holiday
Tyranitar said were already on holiday though
Salamence said GYARADOS HAS THE BIG RED BUTTON
Gyarados said one wring move, and youll be on the train home
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH boy that means i get to turn the pub into a cheese shop
Gyarados said HAAAAA FOOLED YOU IT ACTUALLY LEADS TO A CLIFF! HOPE YOU HAVE NICE TUMBLE WUMBLE saidD
Conkeldurr said I WANT YOU TO READ MY FUCKING LETTER
Tyranitar and Excadrill said SHUT UP CONK!
Tyranitar said fine, i'll read it
Tyranitar said ooh boy, i dont have to get a kiss from granny anymore
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i want a kiss from gwanny
Granny said wait until we get back to the hotel (gives a seductive smile, several guests vomit)
Gyarados said ohlookapooltablefelloutthewindowletsplaysnooooookeperprerwhilewerewaitingimgoingtowin
Salamence said excellent idea, gladu fought of it
Tyranitar said i thought of it actually
Garchomp said blow the down stop steeling ideas!
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Gyarados said the cue is better off as a walking stick for you
Aegislash said more like wlaking dick
Tyranitar said i have a big red one
Garchomp said yar har har, gyarados might press the big red button
Tyranitar said OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gyarados said HA! THE BIG RED BUTTON WAS A LIE
Salamence said LONG LIVE THE KINDLEE CREW!
Excadrill said FIRST THE OIL, NOW THIS! ITS NOT FAIR
Aegislash said humph, im going to win. it will be like sticking my tongue out at children which is fine by me.
Excadrill said fine, lets play pool
Excadrill said fine, let's go!
(lets get this scene over and done with)
Gengar said mumble i could use raichu actually. ill swap her wuth gourgiest. nnot only is she mumble hotter, shell also make me look straight. mumble i willppund her tonight
*mafia don double (FROM AWESOME POKEMON SITCOM SEASON 3), the evil seventeeno and incineroar come in*
Mafia Don Double said mumble mumble rice krispies (fartz)
Gengar said ah mafia mumble don double. good to see you
Incineroar said here are the cannons you asked for. the finest in the rice krispie bowel.
Gengar said mumble, thank you, i will be sure to put them to good use.
Mafia Don Double said mumble YOU HAD BETTER GRATEFUL FAGGOT! I WOKE UP EARLY FOR THIS!
Gengar said mumble ugh thank you smelly
Seventeeno said hmm, both gyarados brothers are here
Gengar said mumble i plan on testing the cannons on the blue one
Incineroar said good idea, we hate him
Gengar said mumble but ur british and theyre australian
Mafia Don Double said mumble gyarados is british
*he notices the main 3 getting ready to play pool*
Mafia Don Double said mumble dont hit the small one, the sword and the green one.
Gengar said mumble theyre annoyin
Mafia Don Double said therir my sons, snap krackle and poop.
*he has a vision of some cricocojos and a fire*
Seventeeno said whats up don? FUCK FUN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mafia Don Double said im on borrowed time
Gengar said mumble yeah whatever old friend
Seventeeno said i hate fun
Mafia Don Double said come, seventteno and the other one
Incineroar said YES DSIR!
Seventeeno said very well
*theey leave*
Mafia Don Double said farewell, SNUP, CRUCKEL AND PIP
*he salutes the main three, he looks constipated while doing, evil seventeenno, incineraor and mafia don hotel manager troublesome nasty look very bored. He and teleports*
(gyarados, excadrill, aegisash and conk grnny start playing on THE GIANT SPANISH POOL TABLE. felt tip pens replace snooker sticks and pebbles replace big balls. heyr're not having fun.)
(gyarados, excadrill, aegisash and conk grnny start playing on THE GIANT SPANISH POOL TABLE. felt tip pens replace snooker sticks and pebbles replace big balls. heyr're not having fun.)
Tyranitar said as u no, me garchomp and salamence are watching the pool game
Salamence said I WANT BASIL TO WIIIIIIIN!
Garchomp said i hope the capn scrubs the ppoop deek with these scallywags
Tyranitar said i want to save the day and win the opool game for excadrill and aegislash. then gourgiest will notie notic me and POUND ME!
Salamence said you'd be more lucky to get the millions back
Garchomp said blow the man down, even that will never happen
Gyarados said Come on conk, hurry up! or i get all your points
Aegislash said CONK HAS NO BRAIN! I DESTROYED IT!
Tyranitar said im so glad i big boffin
Salamence said more like try in a big cffin
Excadrill said How could we play this with such shit equipment
Tyranitar said git gud little bud
Excadrill said my names not LITTLE BUD
Garchomp said yar har har, hows it going little bud
Excadrill said my AMES NAMES NOT LITTLE NUD BUD
Gyarados said yeah, mafia don doubles hotel managers pool set is better than muffin
Conkeldurr said I like this versio n of pool. its how i played in my young faday.
Raichu said i can see excadrill, who is my cousin, play pool. i hope he wins
Evil Twin said i bet theyll all xxe lose. although my le goody goody desy brother would be my best pe le pepe candidiate
Excadrill said hurry up conk!
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* CALL ME GRANNY!
Gyarados said Just let me win!
Aegislash said THE WOLD OFF SHADOWS will never forgivve me for letting a light moresoul winner
Conkeldurr said Beat this!
(He is the first to put a pebble in da hole)
Aegislash said I have to win!
Tyranitar said no u dont. excadrill can win too
Gyarados said I have to win
Garchomp said but granny might have more experience
Gyarados said i also don't have conks age!
Conkeldurr said I MAY BE OLD, BUT I STILL HAVE SOME WIND IN MY STEP! *fartz*
Aegislash said POO! U NEED A WASH!
Tyranitar said so u do!
Aegislash said NO I DONT! StOP BULLYING ME! I AM COOL AND EPIC SHADOW WARRIOR!
(he kicks conk in the big dikky and goes on the table and puses another pebble in the hole.
Gyarados said your getting your drinks on da expensive and getting less rice for these
Excadrill said it pronbably smelt anyway
Tyranitar said but it was choco rice
Excadrill said youd eat a chocolate wasp
Conkeldurr said ive had choccy wasp! IT WAS RTAHER NICE!
Tyranitar said maybe it might tasete like fizzy kemoade
Conkeldurr said I WANT LEMONADE!
Aegislash said I want u to put up with feebled dish water
Garchomp said Umm, its dish walter
Salamence said I GET MY USUAL CONIAC
Tyranitar said whopee cushion for u
Aegislash said i want free shadow juice
Garchomp said yar har har, youll gbe getting ur brandy on the expensive
Aegislash said I DONT DRINK GYARADOS' POND WATER, I WANT SHADOW JUICE
Gyarados said AEGISLASH! GET OFF NOW!
Aegislash said smelly
(Gyarados pushes aegislash off!)
Gyarados said i make u yummy dinks, and thats the thanks i get
Aegislash said its not fair. conks not allowed to win.
Conkeldurr said Call me granny said i can win if i wan t to
Salamence said i was rather baning banking on BASIL winning
Gyarados sai will win
Tyranitar said #citation needed
Garchomp said yar har har pirate enemy sword fight! DRAW YER SWORDZ!
Salamence said err, stab urself garchomp
Excadrill said Everyone calm down. Let's ust play without aegislash
Aegislash said FFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I WANT TO PLAY POOL AND WIN!
Conkeldurr said pity that will never happen
Salamence said ur rubbish at pool! just like u r with menial tasks lol
Aegislash said this game is fucking crap anyway! I WANT EVERYONE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIY
(he knocks the table over, one of the balls lands on evil twins mohawk lol)
Aegislash said I'M DA COOELEST!
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, U KNOCKED THE TABLE OVER
Tyranitar said no shit
Salamence said i bet IT COSTED a LoT oF MOOnnnEEY
Conkeldurr said (in tears) Your a bully! KILL YOURSELF!
*kicks Excadrill in the nobbly nuts*
Excadrill said Shut up everyone!
Gyarados said i run the pub, i say we bully the main 3 into cleaning up
Excadrill said but i didn't do anything
Conkeldurr said (hits excadrill) YOU SHIT UP!
Gyarados said (hits excadrill) Yeah, your just a bossy breat!
Tyranitar said looks like little bud is learning big lesson
Excadrill said MY NAMES NOT LITTLE BUD
Garchomp said yar har har, hows it going little bud?
Excadrill said MY NAME NOT LITTLE BUD
Tyranitar said i dont think its going very weel mate
Garchomp said blow the down, maybe he ought to try harder at snooker
Gyarados said aegislash, clean this ICKKY mess up RIGHT NOW! AND DONT U START COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT FUCKING WORLD OF SHADOWS POO POO AGAIN
Aegislash said (Hurls a creme cracker at gyarados) Fight eme like a man! (points a piece of metal at capn)
Excadrill said guys top!stop!
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* SHUT UP LITTLE SHIT, I WANT GYARADOS TO KILL HIM
Tyranitar said This is awesome! Popcorn anyone!
Salamence said Please! I'm rooting for gayarados.
Garchomp said Two pieces of long john silver for the cap;n.
Gyarados said I AM JOHNNY AFTER ALL ;D HERES JOHNNY!
*tyranitar, garchomp and salamence cheer n beer*
Gyarados said Fine, i'll fight you!
Tyranitar said IM GONNA SAVE THE DAY!
Salamence said u coulnt save one of basil's shhit sandwitches
Garchomp said i saved the black pig from many fierce storms
Tyranitar said...no u didnt
(tyranitar starts putting the table back together)
Gyarados said YOUVE FORCED MY HAND U ANNPYING BLUNT PENCIL! I DOUBT ULL BE GETTING BREKKY TOMORROW MORNING!
(he pokes aegislash's eye with the felt tip pen. this causes him to cry blood aegislash has torturd past i think)
Aegislash said BOO HOO HOO! YOUR SO MEAN!
(he throws a pebble at gyarados)
Gyarados said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDIEULITTLESHITIFUCKINGWEANTTOGIVEUNOSHADOWJUICE
Conkeldurr said GO GYARADOS! KILL HIM
(tyranitar throws all the pebbles into the table)
Tyranitar said I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
(he takes his shirt off and starts bouncing up and down)
Gyarados said CHEATER!
Salamence said Ew, chubby!
Aegislash said you shat on the idea of breathigg. you little piece oof cauliflower!
Excadrill said Guys, fatia don dotel manager is cuming
Aegislash said YOU SMELL OF SHIT!
Tyranitar said he smells of shitty paella
Garchomp said blow the man down, i want proper food
Tyranitar said yeah, his garbage smells
Gyarados said shut up, hes actually cuming over
Conkeldurr said WHY TRUST EXCAMEANIE? HE DIDN'T GIVE THE ORANGE REVEL TO HOT ASS ME! IM STARVING! *kicks mafia don hotel manager in the tinky winky oops i wish it was garchomp instead*
Gyarados said ...
Conkeldurr said ...
Aegislash said ...hmph?
Gengar said mumble mumble WHY DID YOU DO THAT U FAGGOT LIMEY?!
Conkeldurr said I'm starving, i'm old
Gengar said I HOPE U STARVE ON THE PLANE HOME! mumble mumble ur barred for the evening MUMBLE I VE HAD ENOUH OF UR CRAP FAGGOTS! I DONT WHAT AUSTRALIAN HOTELS ARE UP TO, BUT WE ASK FOR OSME MORE RESPECT! MUMBLE CORN FLAKES!
Gyarados said NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *PANTS AND SWEATS* NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHireallywantedtoforcefeedeveryonetheirrice
Garchomp said yo ho ho, salamence was having lobster
Conkeldurr said and i was having CHOKKY
Tyranitar said and we were having chookky rice
Excadrill said uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gengar said GET OUT OF MY SLIGHT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I INVITE AUSTRAILIANS
Tyranitar said i told u aliens were real!
Excadrill said id didnt do anything wrong. tell raichu, shell protect me
Gyarados said I WIN!
Aegislash said CHEATER! I hope you scrub prison floors. u got us kicked out
Gyarados said PWISON!
Salamence said GYARADOS WON! PAY UP EVERYONE!
Excadrill said but we dont have any yummy pennies
Salamence said NAYA NAYA NAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UR POOOOOOOOOOOR
Tyranitar said pork PIEZ
Tyranitar said i saved day. i am da big hero! i won the game and ended the chaos
Excadrill said no u didnt
Tyranitar said ask gourgiest, shell love me forecerv forecver
Gengar said I DONT CAR HO WON MUMBLE! YOUVE SHAT MUMBLE ON THE GOOD SPANISH HOTEL NAME UMBMUMBLE! UR ALL BARRED FROM TH E MUMBLE RESTAURNAT TONIGHT MUMBLE!
Salamence said ccan i keep the coniac
(he throws it at salaemcene)
Gyarados said THATS SNOT how you treat da million man
Conkeldurr said I WANTED TO WIN!
Excadrill said i dont want to get hit by conk
Gyarados said u fucking deserved it! u stole the orange revel, u sang the fun song with evil and U DONT EVEN LET ME WIN SNOOKER
*blows sum snot onto a tissue and wipes it on excadrills fucking face*
Aegislash said ull have to brave the common cold
Tyranitar said just you wait. gourgiest will betray u and join da kindly kew!
Aegislash said shell turn to me after all the bullying gyarados did to...
Gyarados and Mafia Don Gengar said SHIT UP!
Raichu said i thought ur were really cool cousin!
Excadrill said thanks. but aegislasha dn and conk were being big meanies
Conkeldurr said UR JUST JELLY CUZ I WA BETTER THAN YOU!
Gengar said GET MUMBLLE OUT OF MY SIGHT! AND PUTN SOME CLOTHES ON!
(gyarados stick his tongue out at him)
Gengar said grrrrrrr mumble revenge is a dish best served with corn flakes
Tyranitar said i want yummy dinner
Gengarr said mumble mumble u shouldve thought of that before trying to kill me corn flakes
Tyranitar said never mind, i have chokky in my suitcase
Excadrill said that means i wont go hungry
Aegislash said hump, fine
Gyarados said err nah, i gave conk the combination to ur case and let him eat them all
Conkeldurr said THEY WERE SCRUMMY *wiggles sausages*
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*everyone has a good laugh lol*
(the crappy crew were sent back to dirty slums or being urde. rude. no t for them. the maffia don hotel manager is very evil.)
Conkeldurr said i want WANKA
Conkeldurr said *gets wanka out* MY T
Aegislash said FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. u got us kicked out piggy, burn to a cheese and onion crisp. IM HAVING THAT!
Tyranitar said where?
Excadrill said no fatty
Tyranitar said laugh now
Tyranitar said why didnt u tell us about ur wanka bar conk
Gyarados said its conks wanka bar
Garchomp said yar har har wanka bar
Salamence said uh im going to eat u garchomp
Gyarados said its conk wanka he can do what he wants with it
Excadrill said We never did get any T at the hotel
Gyarados said REALLY?
Garchomp said blow the man down, i dont remember gein any feast 4 a capn
Tyranitar said What are we going to do now
Conkeldurr said I think you should go without food. People my day would starve and deal with it
Tyranitar said Greediegutz
Conkeldurr said (grumpy face)
Gyarados said as you know, we were kicked out because conk is a piece of shit let down to the kindlee crew
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Tyranitar said you think thats bad, remember the time when I stopped the aliens from invading the pub
Garchomp said yar har har, gyarados stopped them
Gyarados said Im glad SOMEONE remembers
Salamence said neya neya neyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ur useless
Tyranitar said laugh now
Excadrill said i remember it as though it was just yesterday
*Excadrill flashes back to faithful day when aliens were doing shit n shot*
Evil twin said *enters the innocent pub* MEH EH MEH! IM GOING TO SEND THE ALIENS TO STEEL ZE SECRET SCALLYWAG KRAPPY FORMULA! it iz useless to resist chan
Gyarados said oh nah
Tyranitar said i told you aliens were real
Aegislash said they'll face the truth wrath of a shadow warrior
*grabs a pencil from the fucking booking table*
Aegislash said EN GARDE!
*the aliens cum from the sky! THEYRE FUCKING SCRAY! They kick barrels over, jump on tables and start drinking the hungree customers beerz, they weren't cheap or legal anyway*
Gogoat said go away *fartz*
Aegislash said im going to hide in the inn
Tyranitar said *wets himself* but your da brave shadow warrior
Excadrill said please could u stop bullying?
Buzzwole said iwh ioefhiorefhroi;fjorhrjorhfroihroihrfoirhroheosvbfjhc f jfbdkfjcbjcbcjc
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i can speak alien
Tyranitar said sweat, what did the retard say?
Garchomp said yar har har, he wanted bed n brekky
Gyarados said NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO I DONT WANT ALIENS, I DONT WANT TO LOSE THE FORMULA, ID ONT WANT TO FUCKING GIVE U BED N BREKKY EVERY FUCKING CUSTOMER MANAGES TO CUM DOWN FOR BREKKY, I DONT WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOTHEKITECHENANDBRINGBREAKFASTUPTOU *vomits all over buzzwole*
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, ITS THE ALIENS
Salamence said shut up old dimer
Salamence said WHAT R WE GOING TO DOOO
Aegislash said it is useless, we should try in a hole
Excadrill said we could give them a fake formula
Tyranitar said excellent idea, glad i thought of it
Excadrill said *sigh* cheerful chubby child stole my ideA*
Laugh now
Garchomp said yar har har, here is the message in a bottle
Tyranitar said cheers
*Gyarados grabs gARCHOMP the rotten pirate by the scruff of the neck, some nits fall onto him*
Gyarados said U FUCKING MORON, THATS THE REAL FORMULA
Garchomp said yol hol hol, im relly relly honest
Salamence said rotten rumbeard
Aegislash said garchomp is a crusty as your feebled sANDbitches
Gyarados said wuold u like one then?
Buzzwole said H
*steels one from gyarados' hand and scoffs it*
Conkeldurr said what the pig
*Buzzwole EXPLODES INTO FUCKING PIECES. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*all the aliens go home to planet neverappearinginthisninthrateshow*
Excadrill said u saved the pub benches
Tyranitar said ur an hero
Gyarados said i shit in barrels
*back 2 da script recycling*
Conkeldurr said HIHIHI, I GOT CHOKKY AND U DIDNT
Gyarados said we need food after busy day.
Gyarados said i did all the work
Salamence said as you know, all we had today was a fatdonalds n burger kingler brekky
Tyranitar said as u know, the cool members went to fatdonalds, the gay members went to burger kingler
Garchomp said but gyarados went to burer kingler
Excadrill said and you and garchomp went to fatdonalds
*laugh now*
Aegislash said I'm going to settle on sum scrummy dirt and rocks
Tyranitar said even 4 brekky?
Excadrill said no fatdonalds balloons to fuck this time
Tyranitar said laugh now
Aegislash said afirmativity
Tyranitar said talk properly
Salamence said sez the one who cant even say 4 proeprlyly
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said ha! u cant even say 4 properly
Tyranitar said FOR OOOOOOOOOOR
Garchomp said yol hol hol its a big baefers life for me!
Tyranitar said 4
Gyarados said dont u think that the retared baef song was why we got barred?
Tyranitar said I want chokky bar
Excadrill said I think I'll have to join you
Tyranitar said with a choccy bar?
Excadrill said no with aegislash and his dirt n rox
Gyarados said EXCELLENT IDEA, glad i thought of it
Excadrill said gtyaraiddb gyarados stole my idea
Tyranitar said I want chokky
Excadrill said This is the best we've got
Conkeldurr said I get chokky and you don't
Excadrill said Shut up Cock!
Conkeldurr said *laugh now* *hits excadrill* Call me granny
Gyarados said im haing sum wanker bar too
Conkeldurr said TOO BAD"! IT AT E IT UP!
Gyarados said ...selfish
Salamence said what was that basil
Gyarados said im rather peckish for some shellfish
Blastoise said you had better not be hungry for me slum boys
Tyranitar said ur shell looks like chocolate cake, can i have some
(Blastoise squirts water all over tubbytars fat fucking ugly face lol)
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOO IM ALL WEEEEEEEET!
Conkeldurr said hih hi hih u got wiiiit!
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL, I'M WEARING THE TIGHT TROUSERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Excadrill said So err, Aegislash. Do we have anything special with dirt and rocks?
Aegislash said I cover my rocks with dirt
Salamence said are they GOLD rocks?
Conkeldurr said I WANT GOLDEN SYRUP
Gyarados said you ought to be grateful that you got a wanka bar
Tyranitar said Can we actually eat them then?
Conkeldurr said I HUNGRY!
Excadrill said Should we cook em?
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, i can cook
Gyarados said yeah, cooking up trouble. i've lost several customers thanks to your inability to cook
Excadrill said i thought it was because of the shot sandwitches
Gyarados said OI, my sandwhiches got rid of the aliens
Tyranitar said I TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE
Gyarados said SHUT UP YOU FAILED JUNK SALESMAN! I KNOW THE ALIENS WERE REAL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REAL? I'LL TELL YOU FUCKING WHAT? THAT CHAIN GANG I'LL PUT ON YOUR FEET WHEN YOU START SCRAPING CUM OF THE TABLES THE SECOND WE GET BACK! HERES JOHNNAY! ;D
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aegislash said They'd get too hot
Tyranitar said You mean like my sex every night?
Excadrill said Yeah. A sex doll.
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Garchomp said yo ho ho, ive head lotsa sex
Tyranitar the virgin said seen any mermaids
Salamence said mermaids aren't real fatso
Conkeldurr said IM A MERMAID
Aegislash said i have more of chance with gourgiest than you!
Gyarados said u were crying about loooooosing snooker earlier LOSER!
Aegislash said (in tears) DONT CALL ME THAT!
Garchomp said yar har har retarded sword quip
Aegislash said Dirt and rocks are acceptable when there's nothing else
Excadrill said You said they were scrummy earlier
Aegislash said Anything is scrummy if it isn't cooked by Conk
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY
Gyarados said OI, granny works hard with those cheese sandwhiches. i think he makke a meen cheese sandwitch
Aegislash said SANDBIITCH MORE LIKE!
Conkeldurr said I add a special surprise to them
Excadrill *holds back vomit* i see
Tyranitar said What would you do if you had to eat dirt and rocks?
Conkeldurr said I'd put sum nice brown sauce over them
Excadrill said Maybe later
Garchomp said yol Hol hOl i want som nice brown sauce
*the tight trousers explode due to the stink, he forgot to put on a pair of pants lol*
Gyarados said why did this puddle cum with it?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i didn't know the way to the crews quarters
*OH GOD I WANT THIS MOVIE TO FUCKING END track*
Tyranitar said Thanks Conk. With this in mind. Maybe the plain dirt n rocks would taste better by comparison
Gyarados said were havin brown sauce with it
Tyranitar said maybe it might be schezuan sauce
Salamence said the only sauce uve had is garchomps body fluids
*laugh now*
Garchomp said yo ho ho, their reely reely scrummy
Excadrill said how good r the dirt n rox with MAYO!
Aegislash said average
Excadrill said fine, lets cook dirt in rox
(Excadrill and Aegislash go in the knife's slum dum bum kitchin to learn the scrummy shadow cuisine. Gyarados and co are sitting at da table redy for shitty dirt n rocks. the shadows won't trie...to blow them up in big warfare)
Excadrill said Dirt n rockz r served.
Tyranitar said Im not hungy. (tum rum)
Excadrill said Yes u r tubby.
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Gyarados said were all hungry after u ruined the evening for everyone
Salamence said i was rather looking forward it my rice
Salamence said NEYA NEYA NEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I bet you eat mud all the time
Tyranitar said you'll be eating it with us this time
Garchomp said blow the man down, i thought salamence was having lobster
Gyarados said WE AREN'T IN THE KITCHEN ANYMORE. CAN'T YOU GO THROUGH ONE FUCKING SECOND WITHOUT BEING AN ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT?
Aegislash said garchomp is feedbled, i want to suck his blood with a shadow straw
Tyranitar said strawman
Aegislash said I always i have my dirt n rockz with a nutissue glass of SHADOW JUICE!
Tyranitar said Im not dinkin that.
Aegislash said i didn't want you to steel my sacred potion anyway. ITS ALLLLLLL MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEucanthaveany
Conkeldurr said IVE HAD MY T!
Aegislash said SHUT UP U FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND GO IN THE OVEN! i want you turn into fried chicken
Conkeldurr said I WANT FRIED CHICKEN
Gyarados said i serve a mean fried chicken at the pub
Aegislash said fried chicken? HAH! MORE LIKE TRIED CHICKEN!
Excadrill said ur fried chicken gave me tummy ache
Garchomp said yar har har, you ought to try harder little bud
Gyarados said yeah, ur just jelly on da plate because i run the pub and you just serve drinks to the hungry customers
Salamence said can i have conyak with my dirt n rocks
Aegislash said i dont dink feebled juice
Excadrill said We can only have pond walter then
Gyarados said or we could have a 6 pack of scallywag
Conkeldurr said BEER!
Garchomp said yar har har u can rely on the capn to have the day
Excadrill said i wish we could have hotel wine instead
Excadrill said i wish conk could put sum clothes on
Gyarados said i wish u could stop acting like a fucking piece of shit baby who still needs nappies and have a bad dream
Aegislash said hee hee hhee, that would be funny
Conkeldurr said it would also be funny if it happened to u!
Aegislash said NO IT WONT!
Tyranitar said I haz a six pak.
Excadrill said Yah of wanka bars.
Tyranitar said (laugh now)
Conkeldurr said I GET WANKA BARS
Gyarados said youll get bared if this keeps up
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANT BEER! U CANT FIRE ME, IM PUB VETERAN! I HELPED TO CREATE SCALLYWAG
Gyarados said funny, mambo number 4 told me the other day that you just drank all the prototypes
Tyranitar said didnt mambo number 4 die after going to prison lol
Gyarados said PWISON!
Conkeldurr said I get a bigger can than u
Tyranitar said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
Conkeldurr said IM PUB VETEEAB!
Aegislash said PUB VETERAN? HA! MORE LIKE PUB VEGETABLE!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIII! U KNOW I DONT LIKE VEGETABLES!
Tyranitar said u seemed to want a orange flavoured revel
Gyarados said HOW DARE U CALL CONK PUB VEGETABLE! u have to eat fruit n veg for the rest of ur meels
Garchomp said yar har har u got told off
Salamence said NYA NAAYA NYAAAAAAA! SERVES U RIGHT!
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOH! I hate fruita n veg, too fucking healthy
Conkeldurr said I drank all ur scallywag.
Tyranitar said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAT!?
Conkeldurr said I WANTED BEER!
Excadrill said but we set guard dog outside
Arcanine said MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes a shit on the scallywag doormat every character had to have outside their door*
Aegislash said i dont want scallywag doormats
Gyarados said they encourage people to go to the innocent pub, i show them the ropes, then theyll love it so much that they wont mind doing the menial tasks for a bit
Excadrill said Carrotz! We now have to have either shadow juice or walter.
Tyranitar said I hate water, too fucking healthy!
Salamence said i only drink the finest water
Excadrill said we only have dirty dishwalter im afraid
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR, I SAILED THE BLACK PIG TO UNCHARTED TERRITORY
Aegislash said SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND DOWN IN THE SEA.
Excadrill said Its water or nuffin. Aegislash will get rid of us with his blaster stick if we take his shadow juice
Tyranitar said theres a spider in my walter
Gyarados said MAYBE HE MIGHT SCRAPE THE GUM BETTER THAN YOU saidD
Excadrill said Carrotz! i have a slug on my rock
Aegislash said ur not having my dirt n rocks, get ur own
Excadrill said i didn't want it urs anyway
Gyarados said then eat the snail and think about how big and fat ur ugly traitor cousin is
Tyranitar said Fine, let's tuck in
Aegislash said FUCK IN MOAR LIEK!
*the kindlee krew are ready for comfy beds. they are tired from all the wacky hijinks and their tums r very tenda from the dirt n rox*
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?
Gyarados said Go away
Salamence said my tummy needs yummy money
Tyranitar said ordinary people eat keep the yummy moneyfor themselves, creative people give it all to MEEEEEEEEE!
Salamence said I'm going to sleep on golden bed
Aegislash said Salamence shall have a few slits coming his way. HE'LL BE GOING TO STRAIGHT TO HELL
Aegislash said HA MOAR LIEK REATARTED PEOPLE
Salamence said im in front of you, you ignorant PESANT
Tyranitar said Maybe mafia don hotel manager will give me a chocolate cake and tell us that everything is forgiven
Excadrill said maybe he'll tell u to loss weight
Laugh now
Gyarados said He'll never forgive you for being fat uggy sluj.
*laugh now*
Excadrill said hey gess wot
Aegislash said I think ur to smelly
Aegislash said WHAT U HOE!?
Salamence said im going to go to bed
Tyranitar said Hey mate! can isleep in da slum with u?
Gyarados said OVER MY DED BODY!
Excadrill said what will gourgiest say?
Aegislash said shell say lol ur feebled and gay and go with me. IM COOL SHIT!
*laugh now*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, can i go in ur inn salamence?
Salamence said ew smellay!
Conkeldurr said U CAN SLEEP IN MY SLUM SONNY
Garchomp said yol hol hol, i get to go in with GRANNAY
Conkeldurr said oh u maek me blush
Tyranitar said pity u cant cock
Tyranitar said hey can i sleep in ur slum granny?
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! KILL URSELF!
Excadrill said lol
*laugh now*
Garchomp said YOL HOL HOL, IM REALLY REALLY TIRED
Conkeldurr said ME TO! my willy dillys KILLING ME
Gyarados said time for the big kindlee krew sleep. we have to throw stones at the mafia don hotel managers window tomorrow
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO GO TO THE SWEETIES SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Aegislash said I think ur to smelly for the sweeties shop
Salamence said I think ur to POOR to go outsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Tyranitar said Hey mate!
Garchomp said Yarharhar, good night Salamence!
Salamence said err, i actually hate both of you
Aegislash said I'm going to howl to the celestial moons in hope that sexy maidd will fucking murder my virgiintiy. Soon Gyarados will appriciate me for who I am. THIS IS WHO I AM!
*Shoots Tyranitar with da BIG blaster stick*
Tyranitar said Ow. Meanie.
Excadrill said Hahaha. That was really funnay
*Laugh now*
Salamence said aegislash n excadrill r the only virgins hear!
Gyarados said as you know, we need to go to bed
Salamence said im going to count my money
Aegislash said I want capnneedsthewash to have a wash
Garchomp said yar har har, capn pugwash
Excadrill said i'm not a virigin
Tyranitar said you havent recantlee beean denying this
Gyarados said I lokk swaj in tench coet!
Salamence said IM GOIN 2 BEEEEEEEDA!
Aegislash said SO AM I! ill wait for gourgiest to cum on me!
Tyranitar said Good luck Aegislash! ull need it as ill pound her first
Gyarados said u never makes ppounds in da market though
*laugh now*
Excadrill said i hope cremy cousin is here
Tyranitar said but she works for the evil twin though
Gyarados said EVIL TWIN IS NOT I AM
Salamence said BOARD MEETING AT THE DINING ROOM TOMORROW MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
Aegislash said hopefully youll try in ur sleep
Conkeldurr said I BET U WET THE BED
Aegislash said boo hoo no I DONT
Tyranitar said Good night Aegislash
Garchomp said Yohoho. Good night Aegislash
Aegislash said hUMP, i was hoping for less smelly fans
Excadrill said i need to empty my rockets from all the dirt and rocks
Garchomp said yo ho ho, they were relly relly scrummy
Excadrill said shut up garchomp, I need to go to bed and fight da tummy ache
Garchomp said blow the man down, i dont have tummy ache
Conkeldurr said NEITHER DO IIIIIIIIII!
Tyranitar said whoopee cushion for u!
Excadrill said cool, see u in da morning
Gyarados said i miss bitty
Excadrill said oh well
Tyranitar said lol
*In Tyranitar's slum inn*
Tyranitar said i hope gourgiest comes in so i can have sexy sex with her.
Tyranitar said as a safety measure
*as da safety measure, tyranitar puts his sex doll under da bed*
Tyranitar said you can fuck if you want to, you can leave ur friends behind, cuz you can fuck, u can fuck, everybody look ur duckz
*door of fate knocks*
Gourgiest said is this excadrill, can i cum in your slum
Tyranitar said no, fuck off
Tyranitar's devil said hang on, thats le sexy gourgiest. nows your chance desu
Tyranitar's angel said as you know, gourgiest probably wants to see excadrill. I RUN THE PUB
Tyranitar's devil said prisonboy
Tyranitar's angel said PWISON
*dies for a bit*
Tyranitar said *in excadrills voice* YES, I AM EXCADRILL! I LOVE BEING CALLED LITTLE BUD. ready for sex?
Gourgiest said ples let me sleep with you, mafia don hotel manager says he ll take a shit on me
Tyranitar said ILL SAVE U!
Gourgiest said dont tell mafia don hotel manager okay?
Tyranitar said ill kill him with a fucking cocktail sausage
Gourgiest said please do, hesso mean
Tyranitar said i love being calld little bud
Gourgiest said okay then little bud
*gives him da hug, a smile beams across obesitars face*
Tyranitar said oh wow, im so happy i got to go on epic holiday. *fartz*
(in mafia don hotel manager's bedroom)
Gengar said *fucking a corn flakes box* MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE CORN FALKES HEN
Gengar said WHERES GOURGIEST? SHE SHOULD BE HERE TO WATCH ME MASTURBAIT! MUMBL MUMBMLE OVER CORN FLAKES HEN!
Gengar said GOURGIEST YOU RETARDED DOG, WHY AREN'T U FILMING?
*notices that gourgiest left*
Gengar said GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I FUCKED THE CORN FLAKES HEN FOR SOMETHIB NOTHIG MUMBLE MUBMLE ILL KILL HER! MAYBE THE FAT ONE TOOKK HER MUMBLE! MUMBLE HE JUSTS ME FOR MUMBLE HIMSELF! MUMBLE FUCKING FAGGOT!
*loads finger blaster stick labelled the spanish blaster stick BOOM*
(inn gyarados' slum)
Raichu said EXCADRILL? where art thou?
Gyarados said ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBETTYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTHEOILZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWASZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNFWFSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZALIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPWISONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZJJJJJJJJJJAILZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMONAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBETTY!
Raichu said cousin!
Gyarados said GO AWAY! OR YOULL BE HAVING UR DINKS ON THE EXPENSIVE!
Raichu said excadrill, cousin, are u in there?
Gyarados said WHAT DO U WANT?
Raichu said ive cum to play sausages with u!
Gyarados said ew! id rather play with a barrel
Raichu said dont talk like that, i want hug
Gyarados said yuck, ur fat
Raichu said i thought that u were special to me. I LOVE U! i took teh trouble of sneaking out of the evil twin's holiday home to play sausagees with you, and thats the thanks i get
Gyarados said i'll tell the evil twin about this, NO ORANGE JUICE WITH YOUR BREKKY TOMORROW
Gyarados said thats y u bratreayed me to da my evil twin
Raichu said but u dpnt have evil twin. its gyarados who dows. were star crossed lovers against the pub politics
Raichu said my excadrill never shouts
Gyarados said of course he doesn't, he knows he'll go on a chain gang if he does. I AM GYARADOS! EVIL TWIN IS NOT I AM! LEAVE MY SLUM! ol lol
Raichu said YOUR GYARADOS! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH MY EXCADRILL?
Gyarados said i run the pub, i say what goes
(aims dilso at him)
Gyarados said NOTHING!
Raichu said tell me...nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWorillenduinprison
Gyarados said PWISON!
Raichu said HA! NA! NA! BA! I WIN!
Gyarados said all i did was give him a nice ome home and give him sum yummy work
Excadrill said
Raichu said U ATE MY WONDRFUL SEXY COUSIN!
Gyarados said NO I DIDNT! HED TASTE LIKE SHIT
Raichu said NO HE DOESNT! ill have u know that vore is a guilty pleasure of mine!
Gyarados said HA! just u wait till i tell evil about this. HELL FUCKING TEESE U 4 LIEF!
*he is about to leave the slum*
Raichu said STOP RIGHT THERE!
Gyarados said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raichu said youll be sorry you served dinks
*she cases chases ppororoor poor capn with big dildo*
(in aegislash eggy's slum(
Aegislash said HA, THAT'S RIGHT, IM THE COOLEST
*beats up garchomp, conk and salamence play doh toys*
Aegislash said grr wheres gourgiest!
*the door knocks KNOCK NOCK*
Gengar said LET ME IN
Aegislash said DECENT, GOURGIEST IS HERE! CUM IN NOW WAGON
*gengar busts in*
Gengar said GRRRR MUMBLE CORN FLAKES! WHERES GOURGIEST! GIVE HER BACK MUMBLE CORN FLAKES! I WILL NEVER BANG YOU! YOU WERE THE FUCKING FAGGOT WHO SENT THE LOVE LETTERS
Aegislash said I have da playboy collection. i'll see how you compare to the best shadow relics
Gengar said Youre too fat for playboy, eat more corn flakes mumble mumble
Aegislash said I have steamy hot sex. Every night
Gengar said STOPPING FUCKING GANGING UP ON ME FFAGGOT!
Aegislash said BOO HOO, STOP CALLING ME NAMES
Gengar said HAND OVER GOURGIEST OR ILL KILL YOU.
Aegislash said You are a pathetic creature. Gourgiest isn't in my dark cave
Gengar said WHY WERE YOU FUCKING NAKED IN THE DINING ROOM?
Aegislash said HA, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE? UR MAFIA DON HOTEL MANAGER! MAFIA DON HOTEL MANAGER? HA! MORE LIKE FATTYIA DON HOTEL MANAGER
Gengar said U KNOW i FUCKING HATE THAT NICKNAME! ILL KILL YOU
Aegislash said I always win! Fall into the void
Gengar said I HAVE A finger BLASTER STICK! ULL NEVER mumble mumble WIN
Aegislash said Gyarados went too far with the blowtickler
Gengar said MUMBLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? ILL NEVER BLOW TICKLE YOU fucking australian?
Aegislash said The bin is a nice place for you. Dark and out of the way. and ur both fucking smelly
Gengar said ILL NEVER MUMBLE BANG YOU IN THE BIN! IM NOT GAY!
Aegislash said I';m not fucing jay!
Gengar said THEN WHY DID YOU SEND ME A SEXY LOVE LETTER! AND WHY DID U MUMBLE GO AROUND NAKED!
Aegislash said YOU WHINY LITTLE SHIT, I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU DON'T HAVE A SHADOW OF DOUBT!
Gengar said WELLL MUMBLE I DONT WANT TO BANG U!
Aegislash said You always smell
Gengar said Mumble u will die!
Aegislash said Ur rotten rasperry! I hope i dontt turn into a werewolf
Gengar said ull regret kicking me in the nitz!
Aegislash said POO, I HOPE YOU TRY IN YOUR SLEEP
Gengar said I will kill you mumble, then let the military do the best!
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND LOSE TO ME IN A SHADOW ARM WRESTLING MATCH
Gengar said So you want a fight eh?A mumble
Aegislash said At last, midnight fight
Gengar said MUBMBLE I WILL WIN CORN FLAKES!
Aegislash said The night shall be eternal when I rule this miserable rock we call Gaia
Gengar said ITZ KALLED EARTH MUMBLE, NOT GAYER!
Aegislash said ur gay
Gengar said UR A BIG FAT BULLY! I DONT WANT FAGGOTS LIKE U IN MY HOTEL
Aegislash said UR RELLY MEAN!
Gengar said ILL KAY U CORN CLAKES! CAKES!
(he chases him)
Aegislash said HA! U CANT CATCH MEEEEEEE! im going to run away
(they run outside the slum)
*in conkeldurr's slum, salamence enters*
Conkeldurr said zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzCHIPPYzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBEERzzzzzzzzzzzz
Salamence said WAKE UP GARCHOMP! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO! DIE YOU HIPPO!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE SNOB BERRY SHIT TART!
Salamence said stop pretending to be conk he would never dare mock me like that
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Salamence said Stop taking his catchphrases!
Conkeldurr said garchomp is asleep! LEAVE US ALONE!
Salamence said who is WE? IS BASIL BEING UNLOYAL!?
Conkeldurr said me n garchomp you shit
Salamence said You always whine
Conkeldurr said u dink a lot of that
Salamence said STOP STEALING GYARADOS FROM ME! BESIDES, MY USUAL CONYAKS MY USUAL
Conkeldurr said how did i steal gyarados from you snobberry? I WANT THE MAID
Salamence said So you want to fuck both? I bet you love the smell of fish
Conkeldurr said I HATE FISH! I WANT WANKA BAR
Salamence said You'll be getting a taste of the frying pan if you dont give gyarados back!
Conkeldurr said YOU JUST WANT TO BE PUB VETERAN
Salamence said Conks pub veteran rotten rumbeard
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I DONT LIKE RUM! I WANT BEER!
Salamence said ILL HAVE YOU KICKED OUT THE PUB! I BET YOU'RE GOING TO KIDNAP GYARADOS
Conkeldurr said I bet you wear nappies
Salamence said So you want a fight eh?A
Conkeldurr said i was the champion boxer in the home for smelly old people
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IM GOING TO RUN AWAY
Salamence said cowardly pesant
*gets da frying pan out
Conkeldurr said IIIII LEAVE ME ALIIIIIIINE! IM FASTER THAN POO
Salamence said STOP TRYING TO PIN THE BLAME ON CONK!
*runs downstairs, civil gives chase, this is very exciting*
Garchomp said YAR HAR HAR PIRATE ENEMY SWORD FIGHT! DRAW YER SWORDS! BATTELE ON THE POOOP DECK!
*waddles downstairs to catch up*
*speaking of fucking obese morons, tyranitar can see aegislash*
Tyranitar said i can see aegislash outside
Gourgiest said who?
Tyranitar said the gold knife? not as hansome as me
Gourgiest said you're a lot fatter than i anticipated
Laugh now
Gourgiest said please let me sleep in ur bed!
TYranitar said MY PLEASYRE! OR MY NAMES NOT TYRANITAR!
Gourgiest said but ur excadrill
Tyranitar said or i was meant to say, or my names not little bud!
Gengar said I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! MUMBLE MUMBLE CORN FLAKES
Aegislash said SHUT UP ABOUT CORN FLAKES chocolate teapot! though i do prefer them over rice krispies
Tyranitar said Where?
Gourgiest said was that gengar?
Tyranitar said thats right, mafia don hotel manager the big fat bully meanie who didnt give me any choclot herself
Gourgiest said HELP! IM SCARED!
Tyranitar said dont worry! little bud will protect you!
Gourgiest said why do you keep going on about little bud?
Tyranitar said BECAUSE IM A LITTLE BUD
Aegislash said you faker loser, i was meant to protect her
Tyranitar said well done you little banana, YUCK TOO HEALTHY, youve attracted mafia don bully's attention
Aegislash said TYRANITAR GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE DA DARK SCARIFCE!
Tyranitar said NO! IM EXCADRILL GO AWAY!
Gourgiest said eek!
(she hides)
Gengar said WHAT R U DOIN HERE FATTY!
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Aegislash said DONT U DARE KILL GOURGIEST! ILL PROTECT HER!
Tyranitar said NO! I WILL!
*outside, salamence is chasing conk*
Salamence said thats right, run away you cow cow cowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwward
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Salamence has the frying pan
Salamence said PREPARE FOR A WHACK WITH THE FRYING PAN!
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IM TELLING GYARADOS!
Salamence said ud know, uve captured him AND conk
Garchomp said yar har har, good eveneing salamence, whose the pirate battle with?
Salamence said thats more like it, why were you pretending to be conk? how did u telleport over here!
Garchomp said err granny
Salamence said i'll make sure ur granny hears about this, YOU STOLE GYARADOS FROM ME
*back with eggy*
Aegislash said ILL SAVE YOU GOURGIEST
Aegislash said IM GOING TO RUN AWAY
*Aegislash does a shadow pwr slide out of shitheads slum! Gyarados is running out of his with raichu*
Tyranitar said moro left u behind, ill protect u
*hides behind his suitcase*
*aegislash runs into gyarados the jollyo pubrunner*
Aegislash said capnnneedsthewash, let me have ur slum or else
Gyarados said u should be in bed
Aegislash said bossy boots shit, Mafia don hotel manaer is going to snednd me away!
Gyarados said bo ho go in the bin
Aegislash said WHY IS EXCADRILLS TUBBY CUSON CHASING U
Raichu said UR TERRIBLE PUBRUNNER? U PUT MY EXCADRILL ON A CHAIN GANG
Aegislash said humph, shes right
Gyarados said he fucking deserved it
*with fatty and gourgiest*
Gengar said CUM OUT NOW, OR ILL BREK BOTH UR LEGS
Tyranitar said I WILL PROTECT GOURGIEST!
Gourgiest said oh no
Tyranitar said don't worry, ill save the day, im a hero
*Tyranitar does epic power slide out of the slum with gourgiest. he fucking trips the obese piece of shit*
Tyranitar said ow
Gourgiest said ew, UR NOT EXCADRILL! your excadrill's fat friend
Laugh now
*excadrill comes out*
Excadrill said Tyranitar? Gourgiest? HAHAHA, WHAT IS GOING ON?
Tyranitar said This is so funnay bunnay
*everyone is chasing and beating the shit out of each other cool*
Excadrill said HAHAHA, THIS IS REALLY FUNNAY
Tyranitar said INDEED
Tyranitar said hey little bud!
Excadrill said my name;s not little bud!
Gengar said THERE YOU ARE GOURGIEST! U FUCKING MAGGOT FAGGOT! U DIDN'T FILM MY SEX WITH THE CORN FLAKES HEN! NOW EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IM VIRGIN! ILL MUMBLE KILL U FOR THIS! CORN FLAKES!
Gourgiest said help, save me excadrill! DON T CREAM MATE ME!
*gourgiest hides behind little bud*
Excadrill said MY Names not little bud
Tyranitar said hes a little bud
Excadrill said MY NAMES NOT LITTLE nah fock it
Garchomp said Yohoho, she's really REALLY hot
Excadrill said This is going to truck buck cuck duck yuck suck guck huck juck ruck notgoverywell
Tyranitar said I bet £50 on Gengar
Excadrill said i can explain
Aegislash said COCKWORK MOOSE! HOW DARE YOU STEEL MY MAID! i wnat both doom!
Gengar said hang on? so ur the one who is fat and wants to bang gourgiest mumble. i will mumbmle kill u for this. ur actually that pasty sword who went on about australian juice. i mumble owe u an apology
Aegislash said ITS SHADOW JUICE! GET IT RIGHT, OR ILL RIGHT A NEGATIVE REVIEW
Conkeldurr said GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE
Tyranitar said conk hasnt used google before, hes more of a delta man
Excadrill said i can remember it as though it was just yesterday
*excadrill remembers the faithful day when conk fucking downloaded delta*
Conkeldurr said I WANT WANKA BAR
Gyarados said MAIN 3, GET GRANNY HER WANKA OR U'LL GET UR BEERZ ON DA EXPENSIVE
Salamence said i get my beers on the cheap
Excadrill said the shows setting its 14 views on a mambo number 5 reject
Gyarados said as you know, this was held before u were working at the pub
Tyranitar said you could order one online
Aegislash said itll take 30 fucking years to arrive
Salamence said I MADE 30 MILLION IN THE MARKET
Excadrill said whoopie cushion for you
Conkeldurr said I WANT WANKA BAR
*clicks on the link saying 'free wanka bar every hour for the rest of ur life'*
Conkeldurr said IM GOING TO GET FREE WANKA BARS!
Tyranitar said sweat, can i have sum
Excadrill said its a scam fatty
Laugh now
*conkeldurr opens up internet explorer, delta pops up as the home screen. conk is fucking impressed*
Conkeldurr said can i have the free wanka now?
Gyarados said err, wait till tomorrow. main 3 get him a wanka bar now or else *reaches for da knife*
Aegislash said i hope i never have to work in this trucking dump
Gyarados said oi its my dump
*in future, conkeldurr goes to tesco to buy his wanka*
*back to the piece of shit plot*
Aegislash said BEG OFOFR FORGIVENESS! OR WILL TELL UR MUMMY ABOUT THIS!
Gengar saidNO PLEASE DONT!
Tyranitar said u never had a salt n shake
*Gengar never had a salt n shake*
Gengar said IVE HAD LODAA LODSA FUCKING SEX FAGGOT. ESPECIALLY WITH THE CORN FLACES HEN! ILL KILL U 4 THIS!
Tyranitar said Uh Oh
Salamence said ah ha, there was the made garchomp was barfing about. so uve been capturing maidz too! who else do i need to know about?
Conkeldurr said AM I OFF THE HOOK!?
Conkeldurr said HELLO SEXY *performs five pelvic thrusts in the air*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, conk has the pirate moves
Conkeldurr said ur so sweet
Gengar said MUMBLE SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FUCKING KICKED ME IN THE mumble mumble NUTZ? U 2 R DOUBLE ACT MUBMLE! HOW CAN U MUMBLE BE SO INDIGNIFIED?
Garchomp said Yarharhar, is it the dingy
Gourgiest said Excadrill! save me from both him and that old ogre
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THE REVEL EATER IS TRYING TO STEEL MY GIRLFRIEND
Gengar said She'll now be known as slutty the slut by everyone in the spain! she should stay in the fucking broom cupboard
Garchomp said Yohoho, maybe she could run away
Gengar said I PAID FOR THE DOOR IN YOUR ROOM, AND YOU DON'T EVEN FILM ME FUCKING THE CORN FLAKES HEN? do u know how much i spend mumble on the maaid outfits?
Gourgiest said i think theyre uncomfortable
Excadrill said just like tyranitar is when hes on a diest
(laugh now)
Gyarados said MAFIA DON HOTEL MANAGER! IM BEING CHASED BY EXCADRILLS MAD COUSIN!
Tyranitar said hey theirs ur cousin raichu!
Excadrill said RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmycousinwithbenefits
*chases after her*
Gourgiest said so...theres someone else. i wish i was excadrill's cousin
*garchomp goes after raichu for no reason other than to have a joke where he treads in the worry there isnt going to be joke where he treads in the poopy*
Gengar said come back here!
Salamence said I have a score as well! conk how did u get out?
*watch out for smelly poopy garchomp*
Conkeldurr said U SHADED CHASED ME OUT! PEOPLE LIKE U NEED TO HSOW SHW SHOW SUM RESPECT!
*garchomp treads in the poopy
Garchomp said Yohoho, i trod in the poopy
Tyranitar said I think Conk left that
Conkeldurr said CALL ME GRANNY!
Gengar said u fat pieces of shit. the wrinkly one kicked me in the nuts and the mumble mumble the maid didn't film me fucking the mumble mumble corn glakes hen. IM LOCKING BOTH OF U UP! CORN FLAKES!
Aegislash said U WHINY LITTLE SHOT. I DO WHAT I WANT. U DONT HAVE A SHADOW OF A DOUBT
Garchomp said Yohoho, gourgiest a fine kitty cat
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = chicken! (LAUGH TRACK)
Gengar said no australian chicken for u
Tyranitar said I am british icon. u tried to kill my maid AND didnt give me any t. THIS IS WAR! ill protect her from you!
*tyranitar and gengar run towards TOWARDS EACH OTHER for big dragon ball dual lol gengar was faster*
*gengar throws da cake*
Conkeldurr said HEHEHE. YOU GOT A CAKE THROWN AT YOU. I HOPE IT WAS CARROT
Tyranitar said doh
Tyranitar said jokes on u, it was actually chokky
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WANT A CAKE THROWN AT ME TOO
Gengar said UR NEXT!
Raichu said EXCADRILL!1
Excadrill said RAICHU!
*the lovers hug daww i hope the baby doesn't have fouuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrteen fingers*
Tyranitar said FISH FINGERS
Excadrill said no lardy
Laugh now
GGyaarados said there problem solved. can we stop fucking arguing and get some good nights rest
Salamence said WHAT!? Raichu was in your slum. I hope she didn't take MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY space
Tyranitar said Can we eat?
Raichu said i thought he had eaten excadrill
Tyranitar said this cake is rather nice. cheers donny!
Gengar said glad i mumble never told about the slug in da centre!
Raichu said gyarados is big bully to excadrill
Salamence said little shit desseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerved IT
Gyarados said indeod
Aegislash said I'm going to take sexy maid
Gengar said oh no ur note mumble! she is mumble going to be executed!
Garchomp said Yohoho, I want a piece of cake
Tyranitar said im the proud leader of a bit of this and a bit of trotters independent traders, i got the cake chocolate
Excadrill said please could u start sharing
Tyranitar said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aegislash said the wacky hijinks are preventing me from doing shadow rescue mission
Gengar said your mission fucking failed australian, shell be executed tomorrow
Aegislash said hexecuted more like
Raichu said want to come baack to my room excadrill? lets run away from here. lets love away from pub politics!
Excadrill said *anime blush* err sure
Tyranitar said theres lotsa sex going on
Gyarados said and your not getting any
Laugh now
Gyarados said this star crossed lovers kipper may be all fine and well, but i run the pub. i dont have fat pieces of shit who support the evil twin touching the scallywag glarses, laughing at the pub name arrangement jokes which will be in SEASON 4 nor participating in the big parse the revels evening. DO U KNOW WHERE YOUR HOME IS? NOT WITH EXCADRILL, NOT IN THE INN, NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING PUB BIN! UR HOME IS ON THE ROAD, READY FOR SALAMENCE'S SHINY NEW CAR TO RUN U OVER! I HOPE HE SQUISHES YOUR WHALE OF A BODY 5 FUCKING TIMES! U SHOULD'VE BOUGHT SCALYWAG. I RUN THE BEST PUB IN TALLKEY, EVIL TWIN PLAYS TOO MUCH FUCKING GOLF.
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said ha, you cant even say 4 properly
Tyranitar said 4
*Gyarados gives tyranitar and garchomp a deaf glare*
Gyarados said wait till evil hears about this!
Raichu said oh shit, the evil twin!
Excadrill said we'll be together forever for real yay soon
*she runs off*
*raichu stubs her toe on the way out lol*
Gyarados said dumbass, this could have been good for da scoop!
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i did poo on her camera
lol poo
Gyarados said guess the latest scoop wasn't chocolate
*everyone laughs, include unlikable fuck mafia don hotel manager and gourgiest who was minutes away from her execution*
Tyranitar said ice cream scoop Where?
Aegislash said Greedybutts, we're going to save gourgiest not eat feebled light frozen food!
Laugh now
Tyranitar said ...whose gourgiest
Gourgiest said me, the one who you so desperate to shag that you role played excadrill
Tyranitar said im much better anyway
Gourgiest said please let me cum to your slu excadrill
Gyarados said OH NO! your going straight to the firing squad.
Conkeldurr said HI HI HI! UR GOING TO GET SHOT
Gyarados said everything is alrgith now! now i want goodnights sleep
Salamence said oh no its not! GARCHOMP IS GETTING A TASTE OF MY FRYING PAN! HE CAPTURED YOU!
Conkeldurr said I want fried chicken
Salamence said Shut up old dimer
Gengar said i gotta get outta here mumble! *gets out finger blaster stick* ANY LAST WORDS FAGGOT?
Gourgiest said fux off gourgiest are free! *leaves the spanish hotel. she might appear again during the who gets to be garchomps wife vote*
Excadrill said Gourgiest is strong and independant
Tyranitar said She's never dated me and I gave her a hug
Excadrill said i can smell why
Laugh now
Tyranitar said i hope she becomes a regular at the pub!
Excadrill said great, more love notes
Aegislash said Curses. i wantd to bang her in my slum. IT NO FAIR
Gyarados said i was never saptured. raicchu tried to captue ME because she didn't like firm n fair pub running tactics i perform on excadrill
Conkeldurr said I BET SHE EATS ALL THE ORING REVELS TOO
Salamence said raichu shall be getting the fryog when pan when i next see her
Excadrill said please forgive her
Aegislash said HA! U SHOULD BEG FOR 4giveness!
Garchomp said yar har har, pirate enemy sword fight. DRAW YER SWORDS
*THIS IS DRIVING ME FUCKING NUTS*
Salamence said shut it rumbeard, your not off the hook
Garchomp said Yar har har captain hook
Gyarados said stop going on about all your favourite pirates who should probably beat the shit out of you if they were real. CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY GOOD NIGHTS REST NOW?
Gengar said im so glad they'll be murdered tomorrow
Excadrill said whats murdered in spanish?
Gyarados said given free money i believe
Tyranitar said sweat
Salamence said none for you peasant
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Conkeldurr said I WANT TO GO TO BED!
Garchomp said Yohoho. i did da stinky fart
*everyone laughs*
Conkeldurr said I CANT WAIT FOR CHOCO RICE
*everyone rightfully ignored this shit stain*
*suddenly, A GIANT FUCKING TANK BURSTS OUT OF DA WALL*
Gyarados said oh, what is it now
Salamence said BASIL, A GIANT TANK HAS BURST FROM THE WALL
Tyranitar said no shot
Excadrill said i wonder who it is
Gyarados said i bet its evil twin
Garchomp said i bet its cut throat jake
Aegislash said i hope it cuts ur throat off
Conkeldurr said stop bullying you shit
Aegislash said DON'T CALL ME THAT
*just then big tank blows up a tree*
Gyarados said they hate the environment. how evil!
Conkeldurr said FIREWORKS!
Tyranitar said any coffee apples?
Excadrill said i hope u die of tummy ache
*laugh now*
Gyarados said I WANTED GOODNIGHTS REST! IMM GONNA GIVE THEM A SNORTING OUT!
Garchomp said yar har har pIRAATE ENEM...
*salamence WHACKS him da with FRYING PAN! POW*
Aegislash said i couldve dun it beta!
Salamence said ive used da fryin pan 4 yeers!
Aegislash said IVE bean cooler than u for years
*an aerodactyl emerges from the tank. the aerodactyl was wearing an green army suit*
Excadrill said that aerodactyl is wearing a green army suit
Aegislash said i hp he gets the green wine gums
Gyarados said stop whining
Tyranitar said what do u want *fartz*
Salamence said master smelly
*Laugh now*
Aerodactyl said we are the army. we were sent by mafia don hotel manager
Boss Nass said could you tell me where he is, i haz a bone to pick with him
Conkeldurr said DINOSORE BONER?
Excadrill said no
Aerodactyl said we were looking for him ourselves. I AM AERODACTYL. is he in the hotel?
Garchomp said yar har har, why r u looking for the capn?
Gyarados said i'm the leader, dont u fuckget it
Kabutops said Aerodactyl is the leader prisonboy, I AM KABUTOPS! RIGHT HAND MAN TO BOSS AERODACTYL! are you customerz 2 da mafia don hotel manager or r u workerz?
Gyarados said PWISON
Cradily said thats where mafia don hotel manager will be going. I AM CRADILY. he didn't even fuxing pay us
Tyranitar said i know how that feels, the sweaty blue guy never pays me for all my good ideas, hard work, great pubrunning or let me turn the pub into a
Excadrill, Aegislash, Gyarados, Salamence, Garchomp and Mr Parkinson said SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRANITAR!
Archeops said wait a second! theirs the one who wee needed to kill! I AM ARCHEOPS!
Rampardos said I AM RAMPARDOS! we might as well kill them anyway!
Aerodactyl said I AM AAERDACTYL! DA LEADER! NUKES SOLV ALL PROBLEMS!
Gyarados said U FUCKING EVIL PUB CUSTOEMR! i need my sleep!
Rampardos said ull have ur sleep alright!
Salamence said WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Gyarados said we went to the wrong hotel *starts sobbing poor jolyboy*
Excadrill said we're going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
Aegislash said i hope garchomp is first
Garchomp said yo ho ho, we're going to walk the plank
Salamence said err, i want you to die first garchomp
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ITS THE ARMY
Gyarados said I DONT WANT TO DIE
Tyranitar said HWAR WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DIE *fatz in his pantz*
*omastar dies from da stink b4 he could get out the tank*
Aerodactyl said *with a peg on his nose* NO! WE NEED THEM FOR INTERROGATION!
Tyranitar said is it about pudding?
Excadrill said no lardbell!
*laugh now*
Conkeldurr said can we haz fireworkz?
Aerodactyl said of course! I LUV NUKES!
Gyarados said uhno were havin good nightz rest!
Tyranitar said BORING!
Aegislash said i want a midnight fight!
Kabutops said No ur not! ur being taken for questioning
Gyarados said I DONT WANT TO GET ARRESTED!
Aerodactyl said WE R THE ARMY! YOU SHALL DO WHAT WE SAY! if you tell us where mafia don hotel manager went, we'll let u go
Aegislash said U AND WHAT FUCKING ARMY!?
*a cradily and a tyrantrum emerge*
Tyranitar said swag
Archeops said surrounder, comprehend or try!
Conkeldurr said I want food n fireworks
Tyranitar said i want toffee apples
Salamence said ur distrubing us from r sleep. ill sue u for this!
Gyarados said indeed
Garchomp said yar har har, the gangz all here, lets play cards
Archeops said y didnt u say anything earlier?
Gyarados said we didnt bring the crads u retart!
Archeops said DIE!
Aerodactyl said u will answer us! come magearna!
*a magearna emerges! it produces a ray of light! something weird happens to the group of friends*
Tyranitar said that was too bright! leave me alone!
Conkeldurr said what happened to ur voice fatso?
*laugh now*
Salamence said u never call me fatso! u like to call me a pig!
Tyranitar said how dare you call me fatso! ur meant to show an example as pub veterAN!
Gyarados said HA! I RUN THE ROTTEN TAVERN NOW! EVERYONE SHALL WORSHIP ME!
Tyranitar said how dare u say that about my pub!
Gyarados said U HAVE TO BOW DOWN AND DO MENIAL TASKS! *sniffs* COR! I NEED THE FUCKING WASH!
Garchomp said EW! So do I! I also feel like ive been wacked by da pan! OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Salamence said SWEAT! IM A MILLION MAN AGAIN! ill use the shit out of the private yot! i could also turn the pub into a cheese shOp
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Gyarados said oh no ur not!
Salamence said oh yes i am
Excadrill said yo ho ho, i did da stinkee fart
Conkeldurr said UGH! IM SO FAT AND OLD! what the fuck is this t-shirt!
Aegislash said Oi! THATS MY SCALLYWAG T SHIRT!
Conkeldurr said it could do with a wash!
Gyarados said humph, ive lost my ability to teleport
Aegislash said HI HI HI! I CAN TELEPORT NOW!
*he teleports up to conk and hits him*
Conkeldurr said at least i can stomach it better
Tyranitar said aegislash, stop hitting pub veteran!
Aegislash said CALL ME GRANNY!
Excadrill said yar har har im a little bud!
Conkeldurr said ur not a little bud!
Excadrill said blown the man down, u need to stop being bossy!
Garchomp said how does it feel not to be smelly anymore?
Salamence said cheers for the new body! mafia don hotel manager ran off somewhere!
*magearna gives another flash*
Kabutops said that is our power!
Conkeldurr said IIII I CANT TELEPORT ANYMORE!
Tyranitar said OOOOO! IM not a million man anymore
Salamence said and u never will be!
Garchomp said yar har har im a big baefer again!
Tyranitar said at least im still a big beefer!
Gyarados said ah, im not a fat useless sack of shit anymore!
*laugh now*
Excadrill said im not old and uggy anymore
Aegislash said id rther be brave n cool shadow warrior than a feebled pub runner
Tyranitar said gyarados never gave us cheep or legal beerz!
Aerodactyl said thank u for ur contribution! thats all well nedd!
Gyarados said are we off da hook?
Kabutops said yes!
Tyranitar said sweat!
Aerodactyl said now tell us where mafia don hotel manager is
Cradily said we need to bully corn flakes boy into paying us
Aegislash said Cradily? HA, more like craywilly
Tyranitar said i have a big red one
Excadrill said more like small orinj one
Aerodactyl said aren't they the mafia don double's children? *he points to da main 3 snap crackle n pip*
Kabutops said that fat orinj narcasist?
Aerodactyl said we're meant to spar them remember. hes the good don!
Cradily said i thought we weren't going to kill everyone
Archeops said err, that was a lie
Gyarados said WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING ABOUT
Aerodactyl said oh, just about how nice the hotel curtains looked
Garchomp said yar har har, finest at sea
Tyranitar said indoed
Gyarados said could you shut the fuck up about that place which i hope you drown in and tell the army where mafia don hotel manager is?
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i don't know where mafia don hotel manager is
Gyarados said useless
Aegislash said i suggest garchomp is fucking shot for target practise
Excadrill said he went north of the hotel
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* stop lying you little shit
Gyarados said yeah, mafia don hotel manager went NORTH of the hotel, not north
Excadrill said all you've been doing is bullying us throughout the holiday
Gyarados said i give u bred on the table, with marmolade, walter in da scallywag glarses, a near fixed roof, a sometimes warm pub, a nice snooker table with colourful cues and ancient balls, not too noisy floorboards, almost rarely uncommon mice and NOW U START FUCKING WHINING ABOUT HOW IM BULLYING U DURING MY HOLIDAY. I WORKED HARD TO STEEL THOSE TICKETS, AND THATS WHAT I GET. A LITTLE SHIT WHO WHINES THAT HE IS GETTING HIT TOO MANY TIMES BY POOR PUB VETERAN AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T APOLOGISED FOR THE REVELS INCIDENT BY THE WAY! A GREASY LARDBALL WHO WANTS TO TURN MY PUB INTO A FUCKING CHEESE SHOP BECAUSE HE BELIEVES HES A FUCKING COMEDIAN EVEN THOUGH I TOLD ALL THE FUNNY JOKES THROUGHOUT THE HOLIDAY. A DICKHEAD WHO MOANS ABOUT NOT GETTING HIS BLACKCURRENT JUICE WHICH HE CALLS RETARD JUICE FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. AND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GARCHOMP, YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST PIECE OF SHIT WHO I HAVE EVER BEEN ON HOLDIAY WITH. U RUINED THE JOURNEY, U EMBARRASED US WITH YOUR TIGHT TROUSERS AND U KEEP GOING ON ABOUT THE FUCKING SEA JUST SO GREEDYGUTS CAN MAKE AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MERMAIDS. I HOPE THE ARMY SHOOTS ALL FOUR OF YOU THIRTY FUCKING TIMES. it would be a jolly old laugh
Salamence said neya neya neyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u got told off
Aerodactyl said thanks for the information, i'll send one of the grunts to find him even though the grunt died on the way there of daa tummy ache meaning mafia don hotel manager can appear in episodes for no reason other to whine about corn flakes
Aegislash said i watch porn of the corn flakes hen
Gyarados said yeah, whatever
Tyranitar said excellent, can we eat
Garchomp said yar har har, u need to stop being greddy
Laugh now
Archeops said thanks for the information
Tyranitar said that sounded familiar
Excadrill said just like ur fartz
Aerodactyl said shame we never got to use da nook!
Aegislash said i want shadow juice!
Excadrill sai after the hotel manager?
Aerodactyl said we had steak in mafia don hotel managers mafia
Tyranitar said steak n kiddy pie?
Gyarados said keep it up and ull have rice for the rest of da holiday!
Tyranitar said POO!
Aerodactyl said i love nookz. the don wanted us to kill some troublesome customerz who wanted mansions rather than slumz
Aegislash said what don?
Kabutops said the mafia don hotel manager is evil!
Aerodactyl said us and the tallkey mafia needed to contribute ammunition!
Gyarados said ...oil
Garchomp said har har har yar is cut throat jake part of the mafia?
Aerodactyl said howeer, the don didnt want to pay us, meaning that well kill him
Aegislash said im useless!
Garchomp said yar har har, if u look into the fields,u can meet an obese maid!
Aegislash said FOOL! WE NEED THE WAGON! alive
Garchomp said yyo ho ho, im really really honest!
Rampardos said could be good target practice!
Gyarados said could u fuck off! we all need to get some sleep!
Conkeldurr said SLEEEEEEP!
Aerodactyl said HOW DARE U TELL USE TO FUX OFF!
Archeops said well kill u for this
Cradily said we're so rational!
Aerodactyl said FIRE AWAY
Gyarados said oh poo they lied to us
Excadrill said u mean like the oil?
Gyarados said *DODGES A CANNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONBALAAAAAAAAAAAL* don't care
Salamence said cant you take a joke
Garchomp said yar har har, capn tells some good windslappers
Salamence said PREPARE FOR A WACK FROM THE FRYING PAN *hits conkeldurr by accident
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I GOT A BOO BOO
Aegislash said more like poo poo
*they try to fire nukes at salamence garchomp capn and conk*
Gyarados said OOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO!
Salamence said hey no fair! *gets the frying pan out and deflects them*
Tyranitar said im helping out *shadow boxes and fuxing tripz over trips over* *lol i hope he dies*
Conkeldurr said HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
*he starts running in circles*
Garchomp said har har har ahra lets give a shit across the bows!
*they fire more nukez*
Excadrill said they dont seem to be firing any at us
Aegislash said cuz im better at ddodging them!
Tyranitar said thats because we're a bit of this and a bit of that. i told you the bulletproof fatdoonalds underpants would cum in handy
Aegislash said i want linkin park pants
Gyarados said help me out here! or youll be having rice with conk's spit in!
Conkeldurr said ill mke it extra special!
*they fire nukes, johnny jumps iut of the way*
Gyarados said we went to the wrong hotel
*good one for the end of the trailer i think*
Tyranitar said maybe the one next door did mansions and burgerz!
Gyarados said slums and rice are perfectly fine
Excadrill said u were whining about the slumz earlier!
Salamence said they're better than nothing
Garchomp said yar har har, the dirty dirt n rox were a pirate treat!
Gyarados said *jumps over a nuke* i've still got sum spring in my step *suffers a back pain* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Garchomp said yar har har, the old ages catching up on you
Gyarados said *snivels* i hope you get hit by a cannonball, OI IM YOUNG
Salamence said *hiding under the table with conk* BASIL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Aegislash said i say we sacrifice captinneedzthewash
Gyarados said not a gr8 plan!
Garchomp said im c sick
Aegislash said u were going on about missing da cside earlier
Garchomp said c sick instead of homesick
Tyranitar said that was funny the first time
Gyarados said no it want!
Conkeldurr said i think we should throw stones at them
Gyarados said i think we should propose a peaceful solution, nukes are not cool
Tyranitar said indeed
Garchomp said yar har har, i think we should give em a shit across the bowels
Excadrill said cant we deflect the bukes nack?
Aegislash said i think we should use big blaster stick
Gyarados said err no, we only have a toy one for scaring off evil twin when he steals da formula
Tyranitar said im always helpful when nasty twin tries to take the formula
Excadrill said u always wet the floor
Laugh now
Salamence said PREPARE FOR A WHACK FROM THE GOLDEN FRYING PAN
*deflects nukes back at the tanks*
Gyarados said we had no choice
Tyranitar said I HATE NUKES
Aegislash said I HAT U
*kicks garchomp*
Garchomp said yar har har, pirate enemy sword fight, DRAW YER SWORDS
Aerodactyl said its no good, they must be using the pwr of friendship
Archeops said FUCK FRIENDSHIT
Cradily said time to get the supersized nuke
Tyranitar said AEGISLASH, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THE ARMY'S SMELLINESS LEVEL
Aegislash said its of 4444469 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Tyranitar said 4
Salamence said ha, u cant even say 4 properly
Tyranitar said 4
Tyranitar said lets...not do the big beefer dance
Gyarados said WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
Conkeldurr said I WANT CHOCO TREATS!
Aerodactyl said try getting treated to this!
*a shot from a tank fucking murders the army KABOOM KASPLAT YUCK WHAT A MESSS*
Aegislash said huh?
Garchomp said yar har har, that tank destroyed all the others
Excadrill said no sot
Gyarados said who is this?
Aegislash said SANTAN?
Garchomp said capn pougwash?
Conkeldurr said MEEEEEEEEEEEE?
*out emerges evil twin and raichu*
Evil twin said bonjour aamigoos
Raichu said r u ok cousin!
Excadrill said RAUCHU! i knew wed see each other again
Excadrill said yeah, they were morely aiming for gyarados!
Conkeldurr said *hits excadrill* u should have helped him out!
Evil twin said how is le holiday
Gyarados said its...different. better than muffin? even though i need sleep!
Evil Twin said how kawaii! can i have le formula?
Gyarados said fux off
Evil Twin said NOT CHAN!
Tyranitar said WE SAVED THE INNOCENT PUB, THE WORLD AND TOWN!
Garchomp said long live the kindlee crew
Excadrill said HA HA HA, that was really funny
Excadrill said maybe this holiday isnt not so bad after all
Aegislash said i love shadow juice
Salamence said i love monay!
Garchomp said i love baef!
Conkeldurr said I LOVE CHIPPY!
Gyarados I run the pub!
*cricket noise*
Gyarados said I RUN THE PUB
Raichu said ive got enough footage for a scoop, soon mafia don hotel manager will be on da run before u can say...yuck who shat on my camera
Garchomp said yo ho ho, i don't know the way to the toilets
*everyone has a good fucking laugh*
Gyarados said this calls for a celebration brekky
Salamence said i hope it involves the finest knife n fork
Garchomp said can we have it at sea?
Gyarados said its da full english, we're fucking hyjacking the kitchen
Tyranitar said sweat
Excadrill said how can we do it, mafia don hotel maanegr must have put his finest troops on guard
Gyarados said just remember that we were able to steel the plabne
Tyranitar said can we have sum too? stinkee swords' dirt n rox were too yucky
Aegislash said DONT CALL ME THAT
Gyarados said THERES PLENTY FOR EVERYONE!
Aegislash said decent
Gyarados said err no, ur having icky bread
Excadrill said poo
Tyranitar said its chokky spead right
Gyarados said of course
Conkeldurr said MY SECRET RECIPEE
Tyanitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gyarados said I RUN THE PUB
yay this fucking piece of shit movie is over! i really fucking hated working on it and you suck for reading it! i wasted your time so i get the last laugh! ha ha ha! well done bravo...to ME!
lol