No Squibs
by lilangemon2433
AN: Another TLC song fic. This one is to the tune of "No Scrubs". Don't get me wrong, I think Neville's cool, it's just this song just came to me. So here it goes.
(music plays)
Hermione: A squib is a guy who's really dry
And is also known as a buster
Always thinkin bout what spell he wants
And then it comes out all wrong So no.
Cho: I don't want to help you. (No)
Cause I'm just gonna waist my time. (No)
Why should I meet you somewhere's (No)
I'll just be waistin my time.
Chorus
Pansi: I don't want no squibs.
A squib is a wizard that can't cast no spells and I think he
should get kicked out of quidditch courts and be expelled from Hogwarts
If he can't even cast a spell on me
Repeat
Hermione: A squibs askin me
If I should help he
But he's a bit to shy to aproach me.
Cause I cast spells high class
and he cast spells -like trash
got to get with the program fast. So no.
Cho: I don't wanna help you. (No)
Cause I'm just gonna waist my time. (No)
Why should I meet you somewhere's? (No)
I'll just be waistin my time.
(Repeat chorus twice)
McGongall: You have a broom and your walkin
(Oh yes squib, I'm talkin to you.)
This squib lives at home with his gramma.
(Oh yes squib, I'm talkin to you)
He has a wand, but he don't cast spells
(Oh yess squib, I'm talkin to you)
All: Wanna get with us, with zero knuts
Oh no, we don't want nooo
All: Noo, squibs, noo, squibs
(Repeat chorus thrice)
by lilangemon2433
AN: Another TLC song fic. This one is to the tune of "No Scrubs". Don't get me wrong, I think Neville's cool, it's just this song just came to me. So here it goes.
(music plays)
Hermione: A squib is a guy who's really dry
And is also known as a buster
Always thinkin bout what spell he wants
And then it comes out all wrong So no.
Cho: I don't want to help you. (No)
Cause I'm just gonna waist my time. (No)
Why should I meet you somewhere's (No)
I'll just be waistin my time.
Chorus
Pansi: I don't want no squibs.
A squib is a wizard that can't cast no spells and I think he
should get kicked out of quidditch courts and be expelled from Hogwarts
If he can't even cast a spell on me
Repeat
Hermione: A squibs askin me
If I should help he
But he's a bit to shy to aproach me.
Cause I cast spells high class
and he cast spells -like trash
got to get with the program fast. So no.
Cho: I don't wanna help you. (No)
Cause I'm just gonna waist my time. (No)
Why should I meet you somewhere's? (No)
I'll just be waistin my time.
(Repeat chorus twice)
McGongall: You have a broom and your walkin
(Oh yes squib, I'm talkin to you.)
This squib lives at home with his gramma.
(Oh yes squib, I'm talkin to you)
He has a wand, but he don't cast spells
(Oh yess squib, I'm talkin to you)
All: Wanna get with us, with zero knuts
Oh no, we don't want nooo
All: Noo, squibs, noo, squibs
(Repeat chorus thrice)