CSI Crew: The Britney Spears Controversy
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: Don't own nothing.
Summary: And the sagga continutes!
A/N: YET ANOTHER ONE!
Britney Spears ran into the Las Vegas Crime Lab and screamed.
Britney Spears: Some one help me! Like, oh my god! Someone! Anyone!
The group ran out into the hall and stared at her.
Brent: Ew. It's Britney Spears.
Meghan: Aren't you pregnant again?
Britney Spears: MICHAEL JACKSON RAPED ME!
The team nodded and brought her into an interrogation room.
Greg: So... Britney, when did all of this... take place?
She stratches her head.
Britney Spears: Ugh... three years ago?
Catherine: Britney, listen...
Brittney and Britney Spears: Huh?
They look at each other.
Brittney and Britney Spears: WHOA!
Brittney: You stole my name, you trashy slut!
Catherine: Britney! Listen! You're just a big slut!
Brittney: Well you know what, CATHERINE? So are you!
Sara: Ooooooh! You gonna sit there and take that, Cath?
Catherine: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the blonde Britney!
Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart run in the lab.
Michael Jackson: HUNNY! I'M HOME!
Warrick and Gil: NOOOOOOOOO!
Martha Stewart followed him in the lab with the same butcher knife in her hand.
Ashley: I thought we killed you!
Wagon, one of Brent's close friends, walked through the doors and screamed when he saw Britney Spears
Wagon: BRITNEY! It's really you!
He runs up to her and throws his arms around her
Martha Stewart looks at the CSIs with an evil look
Nick: Yeah! I thought we killed you two!
Martha Stewart: Well you were WRONG!
Michael Jackson: Yeah. You were wrong, bayyyybuh! But... in a sexy kind of way.
Michael looks over at Greg and winks.
Michael Jackson: C'MERE GREGGY! Give Daddy Jackson a hug!
Greg: Stay the fuck away from me!
Wagon smells Britney Spears' shirt and looks up at her.
Wagon: I'm your biggest stalker.
Britney Spears: Who are you?
Wagon: Wagon.
Brent: Hey dude?
Wagon: Yeah?
Meghan: Michael Jackson is two feet behind you.
He slowly turned around and yelled. Wagon ran down the hall, bringing Britney Spears with him and K Fed chasing after them. Michael Turned to Martha and pouted. He stomped his feet and crossed his arms.
Michael: Martha! It's not fair! I always wanted to rape someone named Wagon!
K Fed stopped when he saw Catherine and smiled. He casually walked over and put his arm around her shoulder
K Fed: Hey baby. What do you say me and you get out of here?
Catherine turned around and kicked him in the nuts
Catherine: Get your hands off of me you creep! Gil! HELP! RAPE!
Michael Jackson: HERE WAGGY, WAGGY, WAGGY! Come to Papa!
K Fed falls to the floor, gasping for air, as Catherine continously kicked him. Gil and Sara pulled her away.
Michael Jackson: Oh well. I guess I'll just have to settle for Greggy. Looks around and smiles when he see's Greg sitting at the table. He jumps on the table and lays on his stomach. He makes kissy faces at Greg who is pinned against the opposite wall.
Greg: GUYS! HELP ME!
Michael Jackson: Don't be afraid little, Greggo.
Sara: NOOO! GREG!
Sara runs over and trys to pull Michael away from Greg.
Michael Jackson: LEGGO MY GREGGO!
Warrick, Brent, and Nick grab the legs of the table and pull it underneath from Michael as Sara pushed him off at the same time. Greg ran over Michael's face and locked the break room door behind him. Yet again, trapping Michael Jackson in the break room.
Martha Stewart and Brittney are fighting with rolling pins when Martha knocked the pin out of Brittney's hands.
Britney Spears came running down the hall, screaming again, as Wagon chased her and tried to make out with her.
K Fed is still on the floor, holding his gear and gasping for air.
Catherine and Gil had managed to find a supply closet and locked themselves in it.
Brent, Meghan, Ashley, and Brittney held back Wagon as Britney Spears picked up K Fed and ran out of the crime lab
Suddenly, an alien apeared and freed Michael Jackson froom the breakroom.
Michael Jackson: I'm free, babbbby! Alien... come here, you big luscious green, slimey thing you...
Rapes aliens
More aliens come and bomb Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, and the Michael Jackson Raped Alien.
Raped Alien: Bloody hell! RAPED ON THE FIRST NIGHT! I QU-
ATOMIC BOMB NUMBER 3!
Ashley: Glad that's over!
They get Catherine and Gil out of the supply closet and leave. Michael Jackson's white glove crawled out of the rubble.
The end... for now.
A/N: Third story... shortly, fourth will be posted!