Title: Suggestion
Characters: Sasuke, Sakura & Naruto
Word count: 239
Rating: T
Pairings: Sasuke/Sakura
Word #236
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto
Summary: Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, condoms, pregnancy and crazy cashiers.
Sasuke was so preoccupied in checking if he had brought everything that was in the list that he didn't noticed that his turn had arrived until the cashier called his attention. And Sakura's not back.
"Sorry." He said.
Sasuke watched as the man checked the groceries through the bar code reader.
"That will be 30.08, sir." The cashier said and as Sasuke reached for his wallet, the man reached behind him to retrieve something.
"And here are your condoms, sir. That'll be an extra 9.99." He said, handing him the condoms.
Is he crazy? "I didn't ask for that." Sasuke said, resisting the urge to punch the guy. Thank god there's not many people.
The cashier smiled at him and forced the condoms on his hands. "I am sure you are going to need them, sir."
"And I said I didn't want them." Sasuke said, forcing the condoms into the cashiers hand.
"With a girlfriend like that, I am sure you are going to need them, sir." The man said, pointing towards where Sakura was entering the store.
When Sakura reached them, she looked at his hand and started laughing.
"Oh darling, we do not need that. After all you can't impregnate me when I'm already pregnant, isn't it?"
Sasuke was so shocked that he didn't notice the cashier falling to the floor and the 'puff' that followed. Naruto was laying on the floor, unconscious.