A/N: Hello, I have been reading Naruto and Fairy Tail crossovers... and after thinking about it. I decided to give it a shot at making one myself. It is my first Fan-fiction but I am not asking you to sugar coat
if I am a bad writer please be blunt and tell me. But anyways I hope everyone enjoys this first chapter!
Summary: Meet Naruto Uchiha! Master of his one man Guild: Akatsuki! Blonde haired bad-ass does quests that no other guild wants to do for a cheap price, he usually does a shitty job and is extremely lazy, and very
irresponsible. It doesn't help that he is labeled a criminal, but with his trusty shape-shifting gun named Kyuubi, he'll get any quest done!
Disclaimer: Is this really needed? If I owned Naruto or Fairy Tail... Naruto would be a bad-ass!
Lucy Heartfilia, a blonde haired girl with brown eyes and hair that reached her shoulders sighed as she cleaned the floor of a bar. You see, then men here were such pigs. They would slap her butt or grab her boobs, whenever the hell they wanted. They were rude, they were everything you didn't want in a man,
Why doesn't she just quit? Well, Lucy had a dream to join Fairy Tail and well become one of the strongest Mages ever! So she had to work to make some money, there was shop that was selling a celestial key, and she totally wanted to buy it. Her job was pretty simple, clean the floors, tables, throw away sake bottles, etc.
"L-Lucy! Come here and throw my sake bottle away!" One of the drunken men at the bar said, as he shook his empty bottle.
Lucy sighed and she walked towards the man, when she grabbed the bottle, the man grabbed her and placed her on his lap, "How about you give me a good time?" he asked her.
"Eww! No get away!" Lucy struggled to get off the mans lap, but he was holding her down hard, he licked her cheek and grinned.
"Hmm, you taste good, boy's we are going to have some fun tonight, haha!" The man laughed, while the other men cheered.
Lucy struggled until at last she just took the bottle she had and smashed it against the mans head. The man let go of her and Lucy jumped off his lap and backed out, only to have the men begin to surround her. The man she smashed the bottle against, he growled and rubbed his bloody head, "You bitch, you'll pay for that!"
The men all started to surround her, and Lucy couldn't help but be scared. She was fucked! Would this be the end?
A shot was heard throughout the bar, and one of the men dropped to the floor. Everyone froze then looked at the source of the shot, a blonde haired man stood behind Lucy, he had tan skin, and the bluest eyes any person could have, he had a black cloak with red clouds, and he stood at a pretty tallish height.
"Y-You! Y-You killed that man!" One of the men spoke as he looked at his fallen friend.
"Blah Blah Blah!" The blonde haired man named Naruto said, "He's not dead, he's sleeping, I'm too clean to dirty my hands for a pig like him! I actually helped you all."
"Helped us?" The men questioned the blonde.
Naruto wrapped his left arm around Lucy's shoulder and spoke, "He was planning on taking this babe TO himself! He wasn't going to share with you all! But now I realize there's more traitors among you all, ready to strike you all down just to keep this busty blonde to their-selves! TRUST NO ONE!"
The bar tensed up, and everyone backed off from each-other a few feet, Naruto looked around then pointed at a man while saying, "LOOK! That man has a weapon! Get him!"
Everyone in a flash jumped the man, this started a huge fight at the bar and Naruto said, "I suggest you run away now, why you are working here, I have no clue, but you should quit this job." The blonde walked away, and Lucy stared at the man, the man was mysterious, and she couldn't help but follow him.
Naruto was walking to his Guild, only to realize the blonde haired girl was following him.
"W-Wait!" Lucy said as the blonde stopped without looking back at her. "T-Thank you for helping me back there, not that I needed help, but thank you!"
"Didn't need help, really?" The blonde turned and faced her, "YOU WERE THE TYPICAL CLICHE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!"
"I had it under control!" Lucy stated with pride, "I had them right where I wanted, I didn't need you to help me!"
"Haha!" Naruto laughed at her, "Yeah right, and I'm a Saint's Wizard!" He said sarcastically.
"You're an asshole!" Lucy glared at the blonde, "I just wanted to show gratitude!"
Naruto walked towards her and he grabbed her left boob with his right hand, he squeezed it and questioned, "Are these real?"
Lucy turned red as she growled and then she punched the blonde's face, causing the blonde to go flying backwards.
"HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU A MONSTER?! THAT'S SOME SUPER SAIYAN LIKE STRENGTH!" Naruto yelled at her as he got up.
"Hmph!" Lucy shrugged her shoulder's, "I told you I didn't need your help back there!"
"BULLSHIT!" Naruto yelled as he stood up, "THE AUTHOR JUST FREAKING CHANGED YOUR ATTITUDE!"
Lucy sighed and said, "You're an idiot."
Naruto was about to say something when both were suddenly surrounded by Rune Knights.
"Naruto Uchiha! Let her go and turn yourself in! You have committed heavy crimes, and you must be punished!" One of the Knights said.
"Heavy Crimes?" Lucy asked them.
"Yes, that man slaughtered his entire clan, he is nothing but a sum bag!"
Lucy's eyes widened as she looked at the blonde who looked at the Knights with a bores expression, seems the blonde was used to crap this this happening.
Naruto then sighed and took out his glorious gun, it was a red color and it hand orange flames, he then grabbed Lucy and placed the gun on her head.
"W-What are you doing?!" Lucy questioned the blonde.
"I saved you earlier, so now it's your turn to save me! Then we are even and we can move on with our life!" Naruto replied to her.
"Kuku, kill her too! We'll just say that scum bag killed her! His reward his too large to let him go!" The Rune Knight laughed evilly.
"Big boobed blondie here is Lucy Heartfilia, you kill her and her father would make sure you and your families suffered." Naruto stated calmly, as everyone's eyes widened.
"H-How did you know?" Lucy asked surprised.
"Your father payed me a huge amount of cash to bring you back home, I accepted the money, but it seemed too troublesome to take you back!"
"NOT ONLY ARE YOU A SCUM BAG BUT YOU'RE ALSO A SCAMMER?!"
"Pretty much." Naruto agreed, now that he thought about it.
The Rune Knights just growled at the blonde, he had a Heartfilia hostage, so they couldn't be hasty, her father was one of the richest men in the country. They couldn't just kill her.
"Let her go and -" The Rune Knight was interrupted when Naruto charged and punched him in the face, he then began running away while carrying Lucy bridal style. The Rune Knight's didn't even bother chasing him, the blonde had Heartfilia hostage, if he killed her or did anything to her while they were after the blonde, they'd get all the blame.
"WHAT CRAPPY KNIGHTS YOU ARE!" Lucy yelled at them as Naruto continued running.
At last they arrived to a one story building with a sign that said: Akatsuki. Naruto walked inside with her, and he dropped her without warning.
"Ouch! You should of at least warn me, ass hole!" Lucy snapped at the blonde.
"Yeah, Yeah, whatever you say, Boobs."
"My name is Lucy not BOOBS!" Lucy corrected him, "Why did you bring me here anyways?"
"This is my Guild, I am the great and awesome Master: Naruto Uchiha! Be honored!" Naruto grinned with pride.
"Guild? There isn't anyone here... and it's all dirty and your request board is filled with quests you haven't done, what is this?!"
"Haha, I'm still working on making it the greatest Guild ever! People join, then they end up leaving like 1-2 days later, and I don't know why."
"Hmph! MAYBE BECAUSE THEIR MASTER IS A CRIMINAL – WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WRITING ON MY ARM?!"
"It's the Guild mark, I'm drawing it on you so stay still, I'm too lazy to buy a Guild Mark Stamp thingy!"
"Cheap bastard – and who said I wanted to join your guild? I want to join Fairy Tail!"
Naruto looked at her and said, "You don't have a job anymore, so you might as well join and do quests."
"I STILL DO HAVE A JOB!"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL, BOOBS!" Naruto yelled back at her, "AND WELL FINE GO WORK AT THAT BAR AND BE TOUCHED BY ALL THOSE DIRTY MEN!"
Lucy thought about it, how bad could it be to work with the blonde? She might as well join for now and later leave to join Fairy Tail, plus the blonde had peaked her interests.
"Fine, I'll join for now!" Lucy stated, while Naruto grinned!
A/N: Chapter One done, so I would appreciate all feed back on this chapter. So please tell me if you liked it or if you didn't and WHY! I Would really be grateful. BTW, this starts off before Lucy Join's Fairy Tail, I might have her later Join Fairy Tail or just stay at the Akatsuki Guild with Naruto.
Thank You For Reading!