Stupid stuff America says:
"Guten tag!"
"HEY! THIS IS AMERICA! YOU EITHER SPEAK ENGLISH OR SPANISH!"
"Was I handcuffed to an angry foreign man?"
"I'll have you know, I dropped my happy meal and only cried for 20 minutes."
"America stop doing that."
"WHY SO SERIOUS?!"
"H-hey, Al, will you keep this...innocent... little boy?"
"Sure bro! He looks harmless! Well, apart from that girly voice and stupid hair. What could go wrong!"
"Al, why are you under my porch?!"
"Bro...I was hiding under your porch because I love you."
"Hey! I'm 20% cooler than you'll ever be!"
"I forgot to turn my swag off, now I'm covered in bitches."
"I did it for the love~"
"All the people I care about are being wads."
"That's right, carry me like a princess."
"GUUURRLLL, WHY YOU ACKIN SO CRAY CRAY?!"
A/N: so many references *-*