Haley: Hello and welcome everyone to the newest game show called "Who's the Weakest Link"! And I'm your host/author Haley! –walks to podium- "So this is how the game is played"-stares at all the links-I am going to randomly pick a challenge for you all to do. It will test your strength, agility, mental toughness, cooking skills, and whatever the readers want!
Haley: Now lets get this show on the road today's challenge issss…..to make a nuclear bomb for me.
Toon Link: Ummm why?
Haley:……Lets just say you should NEVER piss me off and plus I was running low on bombs
17 year old Link:-inches towards door-
Haley: Oh I almost forgot –pulls lever and a big cage falls on top of all the links- Muhahahahahah..erm..right..on to the show!
Severl long hours later
Haley: Hmmm. Outstanding work TP Link! Well most of you have done a great job! But some of you SUCKED! –glares at Link being wrapped up in bandages-
Link: But I didn't know that soda isn't an ingredient for making bombs!
Haley: Okaaaayyyy. Well Based on the quality of everyones bombs I have come to the conclusion…-drum roll in background- Purple Link you are the weakest Link! Bye bye!-pulls lever that opens a trap door-
Purple Link: Nooooooooooo I WILL be back next season!
Blue Link:-muttering- If there is a next season
Green Link: I know! Who even writes this crap?
Haley: That would be me-pulls out shotgun- You better start running!
Author Notes: Hey I know this is probably the shortest chapter you've ever seen but I needed to start out with SOMETHING!
Ok so if you want to have the Links do any challenges like Whack-A-Mole competitions or training courses think send me some ideas!
Oh and I do not own LoZ or any of its characters BUT I do own this bowl of ice cream your staring at