Once upon a time there was a woman who married a man. They lived next door to a witch with a great field of flowers and herbs. The woman would often look into the garden (guarded by a tall fence) and see a bunch of this one herb called rapunzel. She always wanted to try some, but the witch was mean and would probably be mad at her if she stole some.

And so she got her husband to do it for her, and he climbed the fence and entered the garden. As he was picking some of the rapunzel for his wife, the witch came out and screeched at him.

"Why are you stealing my rapunzel?" Sara shrieked.

Terrified, the man stopped picking rapunzel and begged for Sara to spare his life like a pansy and he would do anything she asked.

"Oh, that's okay," Sara grinned. "But since you are offering, I will let you take all the rapunzel you want if I can have your firstborn child!" He agreed.

In nine months and three days they had a beautiful baby boy.Sara arrived to take the child.

"Sesshomaru!" she named him as she took the child. Sara took the boy, Sesshomaru over to her house (which was actually a giant tower.) She didn't want Sesshomaru to run away from her, so she kept him in the top room of the tower. There were no doors or stairs to it, so Sara used a ladder to bring him up there and climb in through the window.

When Sesshomaru was twelve, the ladder broke. But Sara hadn't cut Sesshomaru's hair (except for in the front) for all those years and his hair had grown abnormally fast. Not to mention it was gorgeous and shiny, for she used Loreal on it because he was worth it. So all she had to do was yell up:

"Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! Let down your hair!"

Then Sesshy would just wind his hair around a hook conveniently located above the window, throw it down, and let Sara climb up for a visit.

One day when Sesshomaru was about sixteen, he was staring out the window and he saw a woman riding by on a horse and looking so sexy he got a boner right away.

Princess Kagura looked up at the tower conviniently just in time to to see the most girly looking, possibly gay, but still hot as hell guy in the window.

So Kagura began stalking the tower. As he was stalking, a witch-lady came by and yelled up "Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru! Let down your hair!" To her amazement, the guy from before showed up and let down some REALLY long, very shiny, very silky and amazingly gorgeous hair to let the witch climb up.

So the next day, Kagura set out on her mission to meet the object of her affections. She waited until the witch went up for the day, then once she came down and left, Kagura took her chance and ran over to yell up,

"Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! Let down your hair!"

Sesshomaru was delighted to see that super special awesome chick from before, so he hooked his hair around the hook and tossed it down.

When she reached the top, Kagura grinned, and they both sat down and just talked for a start. Things continued like that, Sara talking to Sesshomaru, then Kagura talking to Sesshomaru, and so on and so forth.

Until one day, Sara looked out the window while up with Sesshomaru in the tower and spotted him staring at something. At first she thought he was looking at her, but then she realized that no, he wasn't looking at her.

He was looking at Kagura.

Furious, she went on a rampage, stomping about the room and screaming about how Kagura was stealing Sesshomaru's attention from her. She even decided that if she cut his hair then Kagura wouldn't like him anymore and wouldn't be able to come up. Even after snipping Sesshomaru's hair to be down to his shoulder's like a normal guy's would be, she was still mad. Then she declared,

"If I put you out in that old forest out there then she'll never see you again and you'll be all mine!"

Sesshomaru's eyes widened, but before he could do anything, Sara's little magic minions had grabbed him and pretty much teleported him out into the middle of the giant forest that was conveniently located right next door.

Then, a few hours later, Kagura rode by again and yelled up,

"Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! Let down your hair!"

And Sara hooked the hair around the hook like Sesshomaru did and tossed it down. Kagura eagerly climbed up, but was greatly disappointed to see Sara instead of Sesshomaru.

"I threw Sesshomaru out into the forest so now you can't see him and he's MINE! MINE I TELL YOU MINE!"

Kagura's jaw dropped, and she dove out the window in fear and landed in a pile of thorns that appeared magically out of nowhere. The thorns somehow managed to poke her eyes out and make her blind.

Sara screamed at her to die, but Kagura used her amazing navigational skills to stumble off in the direction of the forest.

It was another day or so before Sesshomaru and Kagura both finally stumbled upon each other. Although she never got her eyesight back, they got married and lived happily ever after.