War Between Gods
Ch. 1 Bored
"So boring" Sasuke groaned as he sat back in his chair staring at the roof of his study. The God of War was tired of reading his scrolls and battle plans he hasn't had to use in decades. Life in the heavens were so
dull ever since the humans didn't need them even the touchier screams of his captives from the wars he had been in didn't entertain him as they did in the past. He walked to the huge window overlooking his
land opening it breathing in the fresh air the wind blew though his long black hair that trailed to the middle of his back hanging loosely his navy blue light weight armor moved with the breeze. A flash of silver flew
past him he let a loud short sigh. "Kakashi this better be important otherwise you can leave the same way you came." He turned around folding his arms across his chest leaning on the window ledge. He looked
at the crossed legged man sitting on his desk with silver hair that defied gravity his long white robe outlined in light blue with a matching rope belt tied on his slim waist a matching mask that covered the lower
half of his face and a black eye patch over his left eye only reveling his one black eye. Kakashi simply smiled at him. "Still cheerful as always I see. Is that any way to treat a friend?" Sasuke walked back to his
chair rubbing his temple already drained of what little energy he had just being in the same room with the man. The God of Water looked down at his old friend. "I can't just come to see you? It's been so long
since we've been together." His voice teasing gently guided his fingers down Sasuke's check, Sasuke pushed his hand away "We have never been together so don't touch me like that." Kakashi put his hand over
his heart pretending to be hurt a smile still under his mask. "Well I was wondering if you would care to join me I'm going down to earth to play with a few humans. I know it's been awhile since you have been
there it could be fun." Before he could answer the god's messenger flew though the window landing in front of Sasuke dressed in all white with white wings wrapped around his ankles his brown hair pulled back
in a high ponytail and a scar cutting across his face. He bowed to Sasuke out of respect Kakashi sprang off the desk landing in the mans open arms giggling like a love sick girl. "Iruka" Sasuke slapped his hand on
his face wondering why he was best friends with this man even if he was his sensei. "Excuse me Lord Sasuke Lord Kakashi I'm sorry to disturb you but Lord Jiraiya needs to speak with you Lord Kakashi." The
silver haired man who was nuzzling his face in the other mans neck and collarbone placing butterfly kisses looked up at him. "Iruka how many times have I told you stop calling me Lord? What does the Lord of the
Thunder Heads want anyway?" Kakashi grinned at the nickname he gave his older brother a blush came to Iruka's checks. "He is finished writing his new Icha Icha book. He wants you to be the first to read it."
Sasuke wasn't in the least bit surprised to see Kakashi's eyes brighten by the news he could have sworn he saw stars dancing around his head. Iruka put Kakashi down to stand next to him Kakashi put is head
on his shoulder his face to Sasuke. "Well that's my cue. You should still head down and have a little fun Sasuke you never know when something interesting might happen." He gave Iruka a quick peck on the lips
walking to the window his foot on the ledge he turned his head. "Before you go Sasuke change your cloths and you may want to cut your hair." Giving him one more smile and a two finger salute he left the two
men in the study Iruka studied the man sitting in front of him. "Lo-Kakashi is right if you plan to go to earth you may want to change your image times have changed a lot." Sasuke looked up at Iruka almost
forgetting he was even there. "Hn" He gave Sasuke another bow then flew out the window following his husband. I do have a door. Sasuke stayed thinking about his oppositions he hadn't been to earth in over
250 earth years it had always been to big of a pain. He felt the floor shaking and heard his servants shout down the hall his door flew off the hinges dropping a few inches from his desk. There was a tall long
haired blond woman with the biggest breast he had ever seen standing where his door once was. "SASUKE!" He moved just in time to dodge one of her bone shattering punches that reduced his chair to splinters
she swung again he dodged. Not really wondering or caring why Tsunade Goddess of Mother Nature was mad at him this time he jumped out the three story window landing gracefully on the ground. "SASUKE
GET BACK HERE" He didn't even bother looking back at the woman his mind made up for him he made his way to earth.
Earth had indeed changed since he had last been there he was in Tokyo, Japan in the year 2020 a little after fall. He knew Kakashi had him as CEO of the many law firms he started around the world for whenever
he came down so he was able to get all the money he would need. He stayed in the Grand Hotel following Kakashi's advice he picked out a few suites and casual clothes he cut his hair so he had long bangs that
hung down past his jaw with the back spiked backwards. He had been on earth for four weeks still bored out of his mind he tried going to some of the clubs and bars people at the front desk of his hotel
recommended but they were all too noisy cramped or just plain dull. The alcohol they had did nothing for him it just felt like water going down his throat not to mention he was always being hit on by men and
women at the wrong time after a few more days of this he was really getting aggravated. He sat at a small café he liked going to cause it was quite and he could just think glad that at least the food could satisfy
his stomach. He was dressed in black jeans with a red strip, a chain belt hanging loosely against his thigh, a black skin tight short sleeved shirt a white skull dripping on it, light long black jacket, and a stud
diamond earring in his right ear. (You would have never thought he was a CEO of a huge law firm.) He looked out the window at his usual table sipping on a cup of black coffee. A woman with died black hair that
barely touched the tip of her shoulders light brown eyes wearing a purple sleeveless dress that hugged her figure boldly pulled out the chair across from Sasuke. "Hello handsome" Sasuke simply ignored the
woman continuing to look out the window. "I've seen you in here a few times always by yourself." I wonder why maybe because I wanted to be left alone. Sasuke's eye brow twitched he was having trouble
controlling himself. "Let's cut the small talk." The woman leaned over the table showing her breasts that were starting to poke out of her dress. She rubbed small circles on his hand that was lying on the table.
"Let's get out of here? We can go to my place and you can keep me company." Something snapped inside Sasuke he slammed the cup down shattering the small saucer and cup spilling the last of the coffee on
the lime green tablecloth. He got up putting money on the table heading towards the door. The woman grabbed his wrist he turned around giving her an extremely evil glare scaring her. "Don't touch me! You
disgust me!" He snatched his wrist out of her grasp. He went outside glaring at anyone unlucky enough to look at him he walked down the street rounding a corner. Now I remember why I didn't bother coming to
earth same shit different time. Without realizing it he was standing outside his hotel not really wanting to go to his room he shoved his hands in the jean pockets continuing up the street. He drifted into a park
sitting on a bench stretching his arms along the top letting his head fall back glad it was so late not many people where there to bother him unfortunately that didn't last long. A group of men came up to him some
carrying bats, chains, pieces of wood, pipes, and other things. "Well well well boys look what we got here." Sasuke ignored the fool. "Hey ya know this Wheel's turf?" Once again Sasuke ignored him he kicked
Sasuke's knee. "Hey ya hear me or are ya deaf retard?" Sasuke slowly lifted his head looking at the idiot human that was stupid enough to kick him. He was an ugly bastard he was bald with random tattoos and
piercings over his entire head and face. "Well aren't you the pretty… AH!" Sasuke yanked a chain that connected two of his piercings the man painfully came down on his knees to Sasuke's level on the bench.
"Leave now!" his voice deadly he pushed the man to the ground the pierced man looked up at the men behind him holding his face. "What ya waitin for a invitation? Get him!" All of them charged him at once
Sasuke jumped doing a back flip behind the bench he smirked. "This is going to be fun." He knew that he was not allowed to use his god powers while on earth when they were at peace so he was reduced to his
human body but he was confident in his fighting skills and he could relieve some stress by beating to shit out of these apes. A man charged at him with a bat in hand Sasuke knocked him out with one punch to
face he kicked another on the chin making him fly two feet the rest came at him together. He hadn't felt this good in years his fist and legs landed on the different body parts of his victims sending blood and teeth
flying everywhere he could feel their bones breaking when he connected. He took them out easily but his body was sore after not use to having to use it so much looking at the luck spots some of them where
able to hit him with they were already starting to swale and change colors. More came running towards him he fought the first twenty-five leaving them unconscious lying in a pool of their own blood he was
starting to get tired and they just kept coming knowing it wasn't worth losing his human body he swallowed his huge pride and ran. His legs where getting heavy his lungs hurt he knew he would have to stop
soon he turned a corner going though an ally coming to a dead end they trapped him blocking the only entrance. "HEY!" Sasuke looked above him there was a man standing on top of the wall he jumped landing
skillfully on the ground in front of Sasuke his back to him. The man had a long dark orange jacket that went all the way to his ankles with black flames coming off the bottom and end of the sleeves there where
letters written on the back he really couldn't make out though his burly eyes. His hair looked like someone took a part of the sun and put it on his head spiked up there was something tied to his head free falling
on his back. The men that chased him started to slowly back away he could hear some of them "It's Uzumaki" "Uzumaki uh oh." Sasuke stared at the blonde haired mans back. Who is he? One of the men shouted
"We can take him he is the only one here. With all of us we can bring down Uzumaki." The mystery man let out a loud "Ha! Bring it!" They charged him he stood his ground the blonde dodged the first punch that
came at him side kicking the man in the face forcing his head in the wall. Sasuke watched as the blonde man took out each man that came at him. It was like he was performing a battle dance unlike anything
Sasuke had ever seen. Soon there where only five men left with the bloody scene in front of them they decided to retreat instead of joining their fallen comrades. The blonde haired man looked at Sasuke he was
the most beautiful person he had ever seen. He was a few inches shorter than him he had ocean blue eyes that went perfectly with his blond hair whisker like scars on his face and tanned skin. He walked up to
Sasuke placing a hand on his head a stinging pain shot though his skull. Pulling back there was red blood on his finger tips the adrenalin finally wearing off Sasuke passed out hearing someone shouting and
landing on something soft.
Authors Words
Narrator: Hello and Welcome to Authors Words. Where we find out what Naruto and Sasuke have to say about each chapter.
Me: First I would like to say THANK YOU for reading my first ever fan fic please leave a review and tell me what you think, now on with the show. Naruto what do you have to say about the first chapter?
Naruto: I liked it (thumbs up) I thought Kakashi flirting with Sasuke was funny. He he
Me: Yea he is always teasing him because he isn't been laid in who knows how long.
Naruto: (laughs) That sounds like him. I have a question why did you make Jiraiya Zeus, Tsunade Mother Nature she's scary enough already, and why am I not a god.
Me: First I didn't feel like making you one of the gods. Second Jiraiya is powerful enough to act as Zeus plus he's already a pervert and the white hair helps.
Backstage: I'M NOT A PERVERT!
Me and Naruto: Yes you are!
Me: As for Tsunade have you ever heard the old saying never piss off Mother Nature or she'll come back to bite you on the ass?
Naruto: Yea
Me: That's why. (Big smile) Sasuke what did you think?
Sasuke: The fighting was a little weak.
Me: (twitch) As I said this is my first fan fic I've never had to write a fight scene before. They get better this is just the intro.
Naruto: Hey be nice she made you the god of war didn't she. It suits you at least you get to be one so be happy.
Me: He he Thank you Naruto.
Naruto: But how do you know the fight scenes get better there is no fighting in the next chapter?
Me: I'm the author remember! Wait how do you know about my next chapter?
Naruto: Well when I went to find you to tell you the show was about to start I found your rough draft in your dressing room. (Holds up papers) so I read ahead. (Smile)
Me: Hey give me that. (Snatches them back)
Naruto: But Sasuke does end up OW! (Giant knot)
Me: Don't tell them what happens I want it to be a surprise.
Sasuke: Idiot
Naruto: What was that teme?
Sasuke: You heard me dobe. (Smirks)
Naruto: Why I ought a
Me: Be quiet Naruto! You don't get to talk until the next show as punishment.
Naruto: Huh but he
Me: Quiet. Anyway thank you for reading till next time. Enjoy the next chapter. (Naruto gets up) I said be quiet Naruto, stop attacking Sasuke. (Scene fade)