Crack Fic. Yeah. I was really bored so I read JJ's Yu Yu Q&A2. I was reading my comment on how I told Kurama I knew where he lived. The next thing I knew I was at Golden Corral And I was telling my dad about it. And he gave me the idea for this. I hope you like.

Note: KURAMA IS OOC!! WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY OOC!

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of the characters. Just ask Hiei.
Hiei: (tied up in a corner with scared look on his face) NO SHE DOESN'T!!

Icy-who?

Prologue

It rained again and everyone knows Hiei doesn't like rain. So Kurama was generous enough to let him stay at his house for the night, just like every night when it rained. So that night as Kurama slept in bed and Hiei slept in Kurama's sleeping bag on the floor next to his bed. It was a quiet night. The wind blowed gently outside.

Hiei woke up. It was 3:00 in the morning and he woke up. He happened to look out the window and saw a pair of high-powered binoculars. He rolled his eyes and woke the fox up.

"Fox-boy, it's her again."

Kurama sighed and closed his window. He went back to sleep and slept peacefully. He woke up again and saw Icelena standing over him. She said in a creepy, somewhat mental voice.

"I know where you live."

The poor boy screamed and ran out of the house with a prepacked suitcase and a scary-yet hilarious look.

It was now three months later and Icelena came into Koenma's office glum and depressed. Hiei glared at her, saying very incredibly annoyingly:

"What's wrong, Ice Princess?" For he knew that Icelena hated to be called princess because it made her sound preppy. She hated preppy. Icelena threw a tired iceball at him and in halfway at Hiei it melted and splashed to the ground in a little puddle.

"What's wrong, Icelena?" Yusuke asked. He was ignored. Again everyone asked. No answer. Finally after two and a half freaking HOURS she cracked.

"I miss Kurama."

"I don't know Ice Prncess, I haven;t seen him in ove thre and a half months." Hiei said.

"But, Hiei, I thought-" Kuwabara started.

"Shut it, Baka."

"But- you said-"

"Shut it, Kuwabara!"

"But-"

"Dangit, baka!" And they started wrestling. But by then Icelena was already gone.

That night Hiei and Kurama were on the phone.

"Yeah, she seemed really upset. Her iceballs melted and she looked pale and weak."

Kurama pondered this for a few seconds. And just as he was about to decide to move back...

"I STILL KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!"

"AGH!" both boys screamed and Kurama grabbed his suitcase a ran away. Again.

Later we find him somewhere in the uncharted mountains of Tebet on the peak of a tiny mountain top. He opens his suitcase and finds a note. He reads the note and faints. You know what it said?

"Dear, Kurama,

I STILL KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

-Love Icelena"

Now things get interesting! This was only the prologue! Ha! Sorry if this sounds like rubbish to you I thought it was funny, but you don't have to. Just read chapter one and you'll think so too. I think.