Evil Girl Genius
On a regular day, in a regular house, in a regular storeroom, and in Kansas no less, an evil laugh could be herd. This laugh came from a 16 year old girl as she looked upon her greatest pride. An inter-dimensional portal. It had taken her 6 weeks to make because she was a genius with machines. This girl had black pants with chains, a red Frankenstein shirt she had made herself, and a pair of black boots with matching fingerless gloves. She had short spiky fire engine red hair and an evil smile on her face. She put some equations into the device and just before she entered the portal she put on a pair of red swirled goggles and put a scar under her eye. She also grabbed a list of things she planed to akier when she got where she was going. Then she held her nose and jumped in head first.
At the Xiaolin Temple there was a red flash and there she stood beaming with pride outside its walls. She went over her plan in her head and then put it into action. She smudged dirt all over her face, ruffled her close and hair. And finally she screamed and lay on the ground as a boy in a cowboy hat came around the corner. She heard a gasp and put her acting skills to the test.
"Hey, are you OK little lady?" she took this as her que and moaned as she turned over. "You might find this rude but you look like a bad guy that I know. Would you be familiar with the name Jack Spicer?"
Time to swindle she thought as she said "No, I always dress like this. Sorry for the scream but I was running and I fell. Could you help me up?"
The boy blushed and did what she asked. He carried her into the Temple. As soon as they passed the meditation hall she asked to be let down. As soon as her feet were on the ground she chopped him in the neck and he was out. She walked into the temple and opened the vault. As the vault opened she shook like an earthquake she was so excited. She took out her list and got the following…
Reversing Mirror
Fist of Tebigong
Third Arm Sash
Mantis Flipcoin
Golden Tiger Claws
She used the tiger claws to go outside of Jack Spicer's house. She rang the door bell and waited. A voice came from a speaker and said, "What do you want?"
"Jack Spicer." She replied.
A door opened under her feet and she was gone. She landed in a metal chair next to a table. She heard him behind her, turned around in the chair, and smiled at the look on his face. "Your dressed just like me. Who are you and what do you want?"
"In order, going for that, names Becky, and I'm here to find the person who I have based my way of life off of." Becky replied as she stood up and began to circle Jack.
"Wait, you like my work?"
Becky stopped and gave him a hug from behind while putting her chin on his shoulder as she replied, "That's not the only thing I like."
Jack swallowed hard and asked, "What else do you like?"
"I'll give you a hint. It starts with Jack and ends with Spicer."
"Really?"
"Yes, really. And I brought you a little present." Becky said as she showed him the bag.
"You brought me Shen Gong Wu, I think I have a new partner in evil."
"How about a new partner in love and evil?" Becky asked smiling like the devil himself.
"You got it (beep, beep, beep, beep). Let's start now, the Whistle of Draco has activated. It turns you into a dragon when you blow it."
African Savanna
"I found it." Cried Omi.
"And you lost it." Said a girl in black.
"That's her, that's the girl." Said Clay
"Hey cowboy, you must be Clay. Sorry I had to hurt you but business is business."
"Girl, what is with the getup?" asked Raimundo laughing
"Hey." Said Jack as he landed next to her. "And her name is Becky, not girl. She is my new partner in evil."
Becky hugged him from behind once again and corrected him. "You mean new partner in love and evil." She then kissed his cheek.
"What the…how did you get a girlfriend? You are so ugly." Said Kimiko. Next thing she knew she was on her back fighting for her life as Becky tried to choke her.
Mean while, back in Kansas, a 14 year old was approaching the room her sister had only left for food and toilet breaks for the past 6 weeks. She was wearing a black shirt with a blue outline around a figure of two boys from a yaoi anime. Her hair was black and shot out in the back like an anime character, along with a pair of baggy black jeans. Her footsteps echoed with the sound of converse shoes with I love anime shoe laces. She opened the door and shouted anime style (eyes closed and a big smile), "Hey Beeeecky, mom would like to speak with you. Something about a giant increase in the electric bill over the past 6 weeks. Oh, and can I borrow your face paint for…" she stopped as she opened her eyes and saw she was talking to nothing but air and a bunch of junk. "Heeeellllooowwwww. Is anyone hear?" just then she noticed a shiny, quivering blue light. She looked like a deer in headlights but without the scents of doom and car repair. "Must, poke, shiny thing." And that's just what she did and then she was gone and the electric bill went up another $300.
Back in Africa
A red flash suddenly brought everyone back to reality from the cat fight they were watching. Then, as the flash ended, a loud yell could be heard about 50 feet in the air. Before anyone could do anything there was a loud thump, followed by two owes and one loud FUCK. Becky and Kimiko noticed nothing as Kimiko gained the upper hand by strangling Becky off of her. Then a loud, "Holy shit, where am I?" was heard. This was followed by a 14 year old girl jumping off of Raimundos stomach. She totally ignored him and stared at Becky pointing and saying, "That looks like Becky if she actually went through with her plan of looking like Jack Spicer. That is so…hey, wait a minute, those are my pants."
The girl hurled Kimiko off of Becky and started to remove her pants. Becky was shocked at what she saw. "Jenny, when, how, what are you doing here?" mid sentence she realized what Jenny was trying to do and screamed, "Jenny, not…now, not here. We are in public. I'll give you back your pants as soon as I get some more. Would you just…stop that…listen to me…CUT IT OUT." Jenny was kicked off and was caught by Raimundo. Jenny looked up and blushed at the sight of the strong, tan, and handsome boy. Two seconds later Becky grabbed Jenny and shook her shouting, "How did you get here? I told you to not even touch my doorknob so how did you get to my machine?"
Jenny paused between each shake as she said, "I-will-tell-you-if-you-let-me-go." Once she was released she explained what had happened. After the explanation they once again began to argue. They would have continued if they had not been interrupted by the sound of a throat clearing.
The fighting halted as Jack turned to Becky and said, "Hi, sorry to interrupt this display of sisterly affection but we do have a schedule to keep."
Becky stopped and said, "Sorry, got caught in the moment." She turned to Jenny and pushed her down, laughed, and then latched onto Jack as he flew into the air.
Note: all flames will be used to fuel my machine for cloning x-men villains, especially Toad. Please review.