This is our take on how the Cullens would take the news of their exposed secret life.... R/R :]

Alice POV

Forks, Washington

Present

So, I was sitting there on the couch in Jazz's lap. He wasn't really paying attention to the television, but I was. So there I was when this commercial came on....

There was a flash of a pair of intense eyes. Then it went to a girl with long, wavy brown hair. She was like… "Your skin is pale white and ice cold. They were in a car and their hands touched and they both pulled away really fast. Then he's like leaning over her in a weird stalkerish way and goes, "Say it." And she goes "Vampire." Oh my god, this could not be happening… "Are you afraid?" And she says, "No." This is just like Bella and Edward… Then a monotone voice comes on as they show the production house and 'Edward' at some stupid looking high school getting weird looks. "For centuries they have lived peacefully among us." Then 'Bella' comes on, "I dream about being with you forever." How did they know what her dress looked like at prom!?!?!?!? And did they have like a camera in her frickin' room? Monotone dude, "But some still hunger for our blood." OMJ THAT LOOKS LIKE JAMES, VICTORIA, AND LAURENT!!!! 'Laurent' says, "He's absolutely lethal." Monotone guy comes on again as 'Edward' and 'Bella' ran for it, "Now to save what he desires most…" Okay this was creepy…

"OMJ! OMJ! (A/N: Sorry to all you Jonas lovers, but this stands for Oh My Jasper)" I cried, this was impossible, I mean no one knew about us, how could there be a movie about us!?!?

"What is it Alice?" Bella said walking into the room while carrying Renesseme.

"BELLA!!! THERE'S A MOVIE ALL ABOUT YOU!!!" I said spaztasically.

"WHAT!?!?" Bella screamed, she was so darn self-conscious, I didn't even know why, I mean she was an awesome vampire with everything in the world.

I sighed and dragged her to the couch. "Be right back," I sang as I ran upstairs and retrieved my laptop. I quickly went to the Google search engine and typed in 'Twilight.' What do you know, a little box popped up showing a trailer. I opened it and played it.

"ISN'T THIS AWESOME!?!?" I said loudly right in Bella's ear.

"OMG! OMG! This is so damn awesome Alice!!! I mean look!! Well, psh! She barely looks like the human me at all!! I was much prettier!!" (A/N: no offense to Kristen Stewart intended, Bella just thinks that she is a lot prettier than her.)

"Yeah, yeah, totally....." I said quietly.

She gasped. "Gosh Alice! You're so insensitive sometimes! I'm going to Edward!" she stomped out of the house dramatically.

Jazz sat on the couch still staring into space. I bet he didn't even just hear or see any of that.

"JAZZZ!!!!" I screamed in his face. He blinked and shook his head.

"Hmmm," he began, "umm Alice, why Bella is so irritated, and why are you so excited?" he asked confused and dazed.

"OMJ! OMJ! JAZZ!!! THERE'S A MOVIE ON US!!!" I screamed again.

"Alice, honey, calm down, calm." he cautioned me. I felt the waves of calm crash into me and I let it in.

"Okay, now what were you saying about a movie on us?" Jazz asked me.

"See for yourself," I said as I placed the laptop in front of him and let the trailer play again. His eyes widened as the trailer played out in front of him.

"Oh my God! Does Carlisle know about this!?" he asked as I felt the waves of worry radiating from him.

"Umm, noooo." I said in a sweet sugar coated voice.

"Alice....." he began.

"Jazz!! Come on!! I want to plan an outing for the family!! This will be perfect!!" I said enthusiastically.

"Fine, you can buy the tickets and plan it all, I don't know who all will come with you, but have fun with that.

Edward's Point of View

Present

So there I was composing again. I sat at my piano, and began to play. This song was inspired by Bella's song, it was for her daughter, she was my daughter as well. I stroked my hands across the ancient grand piano. As my wife burst through the door. She looked clearly angry, yet not angry at me. And, she still looked as beautiful as she had on the first day I had seen her. She looked annoyed and mad.....

"Bella, what is the matter?" I said walking toward her and holding her in my arms.

"Edward.... they made a movie about us!" She said angrily into my shirt.

"Bella.... Bella, what do you mean they?" I asked her calmly.

"FREAKING SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT!!!" she roared.

Well, I had heard of that place, it had done what a few movies, nothing really really awesome though. I wasn't really a movie type person. So I picked her up still rubbing soothing circles on her back and ran back to the main house. Once I reached it, I searched for Alice's 'voice' sure enough there it was.

Pink and purple and green and blue!!! These are my favorite colors, how about you!?!?

I sighed as I entered and set Bella down on the couch carefully. Rose and Jake were on the other couch both playing with Nessie, but the rest of the family was nowhere to be seen.

I don't know anything, I don't know anything. Hey is this working? I mean Alice told me to think about like the most random stuff and not about Rober- robots.... yeah robots...

Jake, still abnormally mindless.

Goodness, Nessie is just so smart! She is like totally almost as pretty as I am.... Oh shoot Edward's listening! Ummm.... Hi Edward.... umm I am totally hot and I love myself because I just do because I'm so beautiful and curvaceous and, and..... BLOND!!!! (A/N: I mean no offense to blonds cause well Sara's a blond, I am not a blond, but just go with me here. Rose is thinking what Edward wants to hear.)

"OKAY! THIS IS JUST STUPID!!" I thundered. What was so damn important!?!? SERIOUSLY!!!

Bella spoke up, "Edward, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are playing us in a movie about our lives...." she said quickly.

"Who. Is. Playing. Me?" I asked slowly.

"Robert Pattinson...." Jake said from his spot on the couch.

"Okay so here's me with my awesome hair and hot self... and then THIS guy with this, this- ABOMINATION on his head!!! And I mean yeah he made People magazines sexiest guys' alive list, but really, I top all of them! This is a known fact!!" I finished. As Alice walked into the room with a smile on her face.

Edward Edward Edward!!! WE are gonna see the movie!! It comes out today!!!

"Fine, do what you want." I said coolly.

Alice sounded excited IN her head. Goodness, WHAT was I getting myself into!?

(A/N: So we hope you love this… This is strictly an Abigail project with Sara editing. Sorry bout not posting on our other story, but between Twilight's premiere and our big religious thing tomorrow… We won't be posting for a few more days. We loved the movie, but Abby had some issues, I think she hit her head… She said the movie was better than the book!!!! So, Read/ Review we hope you love it! Post more in a couple of days.

Peace, Love, Twilight,

~Sara and Abigail~