SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2
Chapter 1: Mario's 'Attack' Atemp
Twilight Okami: Time for Disclaimer Time!
Smashers: -Gasp- TWILIGHT OKAMI!?
Twilight Okami: -grin- Hi everyone!
Smashers: What are you doing here!?
Twilight Okami: I'll tell you if you do the Disclaimer.
Smashers: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show… Wait, SHOW!?
Twilight Okami: XD!
"Hello everyone, and welcome to my new show called…" Twilight Okami paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheered.
"Yup, the sequel and second season of my hit show, Super Smash Bros Gamer!" Twilight Okami nodded.
"GOOGLE, BOBBLE!" The Audience cheered.
"….. Ya, anyway, the Smashers return with one friend along, and guess what? They think there going to a Resort Island! How naïve…" Twilight Okami explained.
Suddenly, the Smashers, along with one friend by each character came in with luggages, and they look around curiously.
"Where the heck are we?" Mario demanded.
"This isn't a Resort Island!" Kirby added.
"You are indeed right, Smashers" Twilight Okami stated and came out of the shadows.
The Smashers gasped. "TWILIGHT OKAMI!?"
Twilight Okami nodded. "The one and only"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ISLAND!?" The Smashers demanded.
"Nothing much, for you and your friends are now apart of Super Smash Bros Gamer 2!" Twilight Okami explained.
"O_o…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The Smashers moaned.
"I thought I had enough torture last time!" Mario groaned sadly.
"I will never forget what happened to me!" Snake moaned.
Twilight Okami shrugged. "Well to bad, 'cause I won an Oscar for 'Best Hilarious Show' and the reviewers and Audience loved you guys" Twilight Okami finished.
"O_o" The Smashers still speechless.
"Then, why are we here?" Rosalina asked as she looked around.
"Oh, my host will explain to you guys" Twilight Okami replied.
"Who is the host? It ante Midna, 'cause I brought her here with me…" Zelda said as she looked at Midna. "To bash her" Zelda finished in a mumble.
"You'll see her, under the curtains" Twilight Okami explained.
Everyone turned to the red curtains, as it slowly started to pull up. As the curtain got up, it reviled a pale person with a black skirt; then brown eyes, shoulder length blonde hair and a red veil around her head. The Smashers gasped.
"ANNA!?" The screamed.
The blonde grinned. "Welcome back to the show, losers" She stated coldly.
The Smashers turned to Twilight Okami. "SHE WAS THE JUDGE LAST TIME!" They pointed out.
Twilight Okami simply shrugged. "She's cool, and after all, Midna appeared as host of two shows; Okami Truth and Dare and Super Smash Bros Gamer, so it makes it fair" Twilight Okami explained.
"…….." Smashers quiet.
Twilight Okami turned to the host. "Anna, do your thing, and start the show…" Twilight Okami declared and got off the stage.
"Sure thing Twilight Okami…" Anna nodded.
Once everything was arranged and our camera man, buck, deer, whatever was ready, Chopper, the show started.
"Hey all and welcome to…" Anna paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!!" The Audience cheered.
"Hey, they got it wrong when I first started!" Midna called.
"Shut up, ya shit princess, I don't care!" Anna shouted.
"O_o" Midna speechless.
"Yes, where torture, is hilarious," She paused and turned to the Smashers and their friends/enemies. "And the best way to torture, is to torture these losers!"
"We're not losers!" Mario stated, but got slapped by Anna.
"Oh yes you are, plumper!" Anna shouted.
"O_o" The Smashers speechless.
"And before we begin the first torture, let us see the list of who the Smash-losers brought as a friend to also get tortured!" Anna stated.
"YAAAAAAAAA!!!" The Audience cheered.
"So Chopper, GET THE CRAP SIGN!!" Anna demanded.
"Yes ma'am!" Chopper saluted like the army and got a billboard.
Smashers Friend/Foe
Mario Rosalina
Luigi Baby Luigi and Baby Mario (Counted as one, they're bros)
Sonic Shadow
Zelda Midna
Link Ilia
Young Link Saria
Kirby Knuckle Joe
Meta Knight Nightmare
Peach Daisy
Snake Raiden
Game and Watch ROB (Forgot him in SSBG)
Donkey Kong Cranky Kong
Diddy Kong Dixie Kong
Fox Krystal
Falco Peppy
Wolf Leon
Pickachu Richu
Pichu Treeko
Jigglypuff Wigglypuff
Red Ash
Captain Falcon Dr. Stewart
Ganondorf Zant
King Dedede Waldee
Dr. Mario Dr. Peach (?)
Lucario Rilio
Mewtwo Mew
Bowser Bowser Jr.
Yoshi Jr. Yoshi (Paper Mario: Thousand-Year Door)
Samus Dark Samus
Wario Wauluigi
Ness Porky
Lucas Claus
Pit Inuyasha (He has no one else!)
Ice Climbers Amy (From Sonic, O_o?)
Olimar Loulie
"YEEEEE-PEEEEEEEE!!" The Audience cheered.
"Ya, and boy that's a lot" She said.
"70 tortures in the comp!" Chopper stated as he checked calculator.
"Which makes 70 chapters of torture!" Anna added.
"YA, YA AHHHHHHHHHH YA!!" The Audience cheered.
"O_o" Anna speechless.
"Ya, the Audience can be scary" Midna nodded.
"BOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Audience called and throw random rocks at Midna.
"AHHHHHH!!" Midna screamed and covered her eyes.
"All right Audience, calm down" Twilight Okami called.
The Audience calmed down and sat peacefully, but one member got a rock in hand. Anna noticed, and turned to the Smashers and their friends. (I'll call 'em the Torturers).
"Excuse me" Anna said.
She went into the Audience and smashed the Audience member with a rock in hand. The member screamed like a girl and left the building. Then, Anna got back to the stage.
"Now, where was I?" She asked the Torturers.
"O_o" Torturers speechless for what she did previously.
"Oh, and before we begin the show, let us kick it in with our first judge! He is a guy who defines the word 'villain' and 'evil' and is a shaman! He is," She pauses as she looks down at the cards. "WHAT THE SHAMAN!? HAO!" She stated.
The Audience cheered as Hao from Shaman King came and sat down on a chair, behind the judge table like in SSBG. He gave a smile to the Fangirls who fainted.
"Well, well, well, guess I'm back on the show, but now as a judge! Never thought I would, but thanks Twilight Okami" Hao said.
"No problem" Twilight Okami replied.
"Oh, come on Twilight Okami, do we need him?" Anna groaned.
Twilight Okami shrugged. "Sorry, but he's cool, and different from the villains who are always dull" Twilight Okami explained.
Hao turned to see Anna and smiled seductively. "Oh, Anna! I didn't notice you; must be your beauty that blinded my eyes" He winked.
Anna shivered. "I'm taken Hao, thank you very much" She explained.
He smiled, but sat quietly.
"Ok, let us see our first torture! He is a plumber who is world phenomenon, don't know why, and was the winner of Super Smash Bros Gamer! Give it up for the moron, Mario!" Anna stated.
"I'm not a moron! And NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE HOROR!!" Mario moaned.
"Ya, whatever. Let's see what a got," She paused and looked down. "Ouch…" she muttered.
"Oh crap, what is it?" Mario demanded.
"You have to face Hooktail and Gloomtail at once, saying first 'You guys are the worst bosses ever!' and then sing 'Sexy Chick', by David Guetta feat Akon!" Anna explained.
"O_o, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! JUST MY SHIT LUCK!!" Mario moaned more.
"Whoopey-doo, I don't give a shit what you think, just do the torture, or I'll kill you" Anna threaten and got a Rifle.
Mario gasped. "O_o, isn't that the rifle you used when you were a judge?" Mario asked nervously.
Anna nodded. "Darn right it was, so you best to be on my good side, if you want to live" She glared.
"If she has one" Kirby whispered.
Kirby got shot in the head, and the Audience gasped. Kirby screamed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!" Kirby screamed and got shot again.
"AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! SHUT THE SHIT UP, AND JUST FAINT!" Anna groaned.
"Ok!" Kirby declared and fainted.
"O_o" Everyone speechless beside Anna.
Whoa, we have a weird ball in the comp!
"Alright, Mario, go and do the torture!" Anna declared.
"O_o" Mario still speechless. "SHIT!!" He swore.
Mario got to a castle magically and then saw Hooktail and Gloomtail from Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, and sneak up beside them and the two sisters' notice him.
"ZOMG, IT'S YOU!!!!" They screamed.
Mario took a huge breath. "You guys are the worst bosses ever!" Mario screamed.
The two dragons gritted their teeth madly. "OMGOSH, HOW DARE YOU!!! DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!" They screamed.
Music out of nowhere played, and Chopper didn't even activate the music, which you got to admit is creepy, but they do it in the games, so-
"GET ON WITH IT!" Everyone screamed.
FINE!! Moving along, Mario began singing!
Mario: Yes, I can see her! 'cause every girl hey wants to be here! Oh she's achiever! Feel the same, and I want to meet her! –Smashed by their paws- CRAP-They say she low down! Just a rumor I don't believe her! –Bitten on nose- ZOM- They say she needs to slow down! The badest thing around, round! She's nothing like a girl you ever seen befo- -Got burned-
Hooktail and Gloomtail left him, and Chopper brought Mario back.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!" The Audience laughed once Mario got back.
"Hmmmmm!" Mario grumbled.
"Whoa, Mario, I didn't know what you look like when you got brunt" Rosalina chuckled.
"Heh, heh, sorry Mario, but that is funny!" Peach chuckled too.
"HAHAHAHA!!! Show's how much of a loser you really are!" Anna laughed.
"Grrrr…." Mario collapsed.
"Whoa, I'm so scared! Not!" Anna sassed and turned to Hao. "Hao, what do you think?" She asked.
"HEHEHEHE!! That was a great start for the show! A 4.5 for me!" Hao chuckled.
"Ya, what ever shit boy" Anna muttered.
Hao gasped. "SHIT BOY!?" He asked.
"Hey, what do you think?" Anna asked.
…. Oh, you takin' to me?
"Yeah, I'm taking to you" She said.
I'm not a judge, so don't count the score but 4.5 for me myself.
"Alright then, we'll be back on…" Anna paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!!" The Audience cheered.
"Where torture is hilarious!" Twilight Okami called.
YAAAA-HOOOOO!!! Oh, and reviewers, give us a suggestion on the next torture! NHAHAHA!!!
Author's Note: There, the first chapter of Super Smash Bros Gamer 2! There won't be a season 3, and I may not update the next few days, for I need a little break, okay? Plz review, if you want to torture one Torturers, and give us your scores! Oh and when words are underline like that, means the writer is speaking if you didn't know! Review so I know if it's good!
P.S: The 'Hit the Audience member, scream like girl' came from Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door gameplay!