1. Buy 150 pieces of assorted fruits in the market place, bit each of it and called them their "army of the undead" and ordering them to go after Edward and Carlisle.
2. Stole Alice's unlimitless credit card and replace it with a $50 limit right before she goes shopping.
3. Went inside Alice's closet with a blow torch, spray paint and paintball guns.
4. Stole Esme's blueprints and replaced them with blueprints for an ice cream maker.
5. Stole nuclear warheads from North Korea and hid them in Mike Newton's basement.
6. Walk each of the werwolves except Sam Uley around La Push and afterwards go to Sam's house and demand his dog-walking money.
7. Turned Charlie Swan's toaster into a catapault. 8. Replaced Rose's shampoo with Pink hair dye.
9. Sneak into Jessica Stanley's room and tell her Edward loves her.
10. Attempt to lap dance with a teacher.
11. Sent out a Hogwarts acceptance letter to every fifth grader in Forks and La Push.
12. Sent out a "The Volturi wants you" letter to Seth Clearwater and Paul.
13. Photo shopped Caius and Aro kissing and sent them to the Volturi.
14. Replaced the classical music in Edward's ipod with loud metal songs.
15. Called Debussy "elevator music" in front of Edward 16. Dressed up in a pink fairy costume and parade around the hospital while Carlisle is working.
17. Sign up Carlisle for career day in school.
18. While at the mall, screamed "HE HAS A BOMB IN HIS POCKET" while pointing at Edward.
19. Spray paint Rose's BMW neon-green 20. Spray paint Alice's Porsche gray
2. Stole Alice's unlimitless credit card and replace it with a $50 limit right before she goes shopping.
3. Went inside Alice's closet with a blow torch, spray paint and paintball guns.
4. Stole Esme's blueprints and replaced them with blueprints for an ice cream maker.
5. Stole nuclear warheads from North Korea and hid them in Mike Newton's basement.
6. Walk each of the werwolves except Sam Uley around La Push and afterwards go to Sam's house and demand his dog-walking money.
7. Turned Charlie Swan's toaster into a catapault. 8. Replaced Rose's shampoo with Pink hair dye.
9. Sneak into Jessica Stanley's room and tell her Edward loves her.
10. Attempt to lap dance with a teacher.
11. Sent out a Hogwarts acceptance letter to every fifth grader in Forks and La Push.
12. Sent out a "The Volturi wants you" letter to Seth Clearwater and Paul.
13. Photo shopped Caius and Aro kissing and sent them to the Volturi.
14. Replaced the classical music in Edward's ipod with loud metal songs.
15. Called Debussy "elevator music" in front of Edward 16. Dressed up in a pink fairy costume and parade around the hospital while Carlisle is working.
17. Sign up Carlisle for career day in school.
18. While at the mall, screamed "HE HAS A BOMB IN HIS POCKET" while pointing at Edward.
19. Spray paint Rose's BMW neon-green 20. Spray paint Alice's Porsche gray