So, finally getting around to writing this after reading StevieRae2011's story long ago and coming across it again while looking at my review history. May contain spoilers for all the books.
Disclaimer: I don't own HON...or the Host.
10 Things I Would Do at House of Night
1. Hug Rephaim...repeatedly. Then stare at him while giggling like the fan girl I am. Then hug him some more.
2. First, slap Dragon, and say "That's for being mean to Rephaim!" Then, hug him and say, "And that's for saving him!"
3. Inform Zoey and Stevie Rae that neither Count Chocula or Lucky Charms are the best cereal ever, Fruit Loops and Rice Crispies are.
4. Insert a Soul from House of Night into Neferet's head to make her peaceful and loving.
5. Slap Erebus repeatedly for being such a jerk and a moron.I mean seriously trying to send one of Zoey's strongest allies (Kalona) away because of his pathetic jealousy? So lame! When Erebus tries to kill me for insulting him, have my father, Poseidon appear and beat the crap out of him.
6. Ask the step-loser what version of the Bible he reads, the stupid hypocrit, because my version says to love everybody. And point out that when Jesus said "Get thee behind me, Satan" he was talking to PETER, not the devil. Shouldn't he know that since he's supposedly a pastor? So basically, he compared Zoey to one of Jesus' closest friends.
7. Ask Shaylin what my colors are.
8. Play with all the cats, horses and Duchess.
9. Have Rephaim try all the modern food he hasn't tried before (LOTS of candy and junk food), and do a bunch of stuff modern teenagers do (Go to the mall, play video games, get him an Ipod, go to an amusement park, etc.)
And last, but CERTAINLY not least...
10. Beat Dallas to death with a very large book while screamin, "DIE! DIE! DIE!" over and over again.
Please review! Which item was your favorite? Yes, I'm insane, though not quite as violent as the authors of the other two stories like this I read (StevieRae2011 and inquiete).I apologize for any typos, I typed this on my Nook. The back button is my new favorite button because I went off this page to look up inquiete's name, and even though I pushed save it didn't save but when I pushed the back button it was still here. By the way, I dare you to do this challenge! I'm SisterofanElvenWannabe and I approve this message. Peace out. Don't forget to review!