Repliku's Father
Repliku stood in the middle of the room in Castle Oblivion. Vexen walked out, holding an orange kitten. He spoke in a monotone to the replica, "Repliku, I am your father!"
"What?" he took a step back, "No! No! You cannot be my father!" Riku Replica ran out and went to Hallow Bastion to the man he suspected to be his father. Squall, or Leon, Leonhart. "Are you Squall Leonhart?"
"I am Leon."
"But were you Squall?"
"I was, once. Who are you?" Their conversation was rather dramatic as they continued.
"I am Repliku, I am searching for my father."
"Do you know who he is?
"No, I do not."
"Then a DNA test can help," Squall, er Leon, said plucking some of Repliku's hair. A half hour past and he came back with the results, "Repliku, I am your father."
Repliku smiled like a kitty and glomped Squall, "Daddy! I knew it was you because Darth Vader holding a kitty is Squall!"
The Original: Repliku's Father
Repliku's stood in the middle of a room in Castle Oblivion. Vexen walked out in front of him. "Repliku, I am your father!"
Riku Replica's eyes widened as he fell to the floor, "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Author's Note: If you're wondering how the equation Darth Vader+kitty cat=Squall makes sense, you see if you Google images of Squall there is or at least was a picture of Darth Vader holding a kitty. So after my friend said the original was too short I added that Squall was really his father! And for some reason we came up with Cid Highwind is Sora's father, and Riku's parents are Aerith and Sephiroth. Yeah...we might just be really messed up. Bye thanks for reading!